There are several options, in some countries in Africa we might find the chance to convince the population to separate themselves from their current country or even just sell us a patch of land. Alternatively, we could buy an island, establish population and then claim independence. youtube.com/watch?v=p1L7IbUDM8k
For all of those options we are going to need some basics:
>Respect form the international community >Loads of money
We can get the money through crowdfunding and propaganda, the respect could be earned with time, but for starters we're going to need a libertarian constitution, which should be fairly easy to write, I got a couple of friends working on it already. Also, we might even manage to get help from Trump.
Big Man Tyrone could our ambassador, which would assure we wouldn't get called xenophobic, it would also serve as a reminder of the fact that Kek gives 0 fucks about race, he only cares about the ammount of shitposting you can put out.
We meme'd Trump into POTUS, we meme'd the Brexit, it is a matter of time before we meme New Kekistan into existence
No, I'm dead serious, what better way to get rid of the SJW in our society than to form our very own society?
It is legal by all means, and doable if we muster enough people
Anthony Baker
He is right my brothers. Our Lord and Saviour Kek demands us to reclaim territory for our own from the filthy normies.
Nolan Gomez
Kek, I already live in the best country in the world. Your country is a shithole, hence the kekistan crap
Jackson Williams
I'm only in Spain for holidays, been living in Boston for 6 years
William Jackson
>legal by all means made me reply/10
Blake Reyes
How did this exist? This is terrible, no one take or will ever take you seriously. How can such a bad meme be so big? This is all so useless, it doesn't make sense Just kys honestly
Gavin Cox
Oh, than it was a shitpost I see. God bless you, fellow American!
Chase Perry
I've been living in Boston but I'm no american, I'm a proud Kekistani, before that, I had no nation.
Also >god bless you Kek bless you I think you meant.
If for nothing else, let's do it just to fuck with the normies
Gabriel Edwards
>inb4 I was trolling all along
Michael Price
The sandnigger Kekistan name needs to die, but I still remember that LARP about infiltrating an island micronation's government by using money and charitable endeavours as sway.
Bentley Myers
The only ones I pretend to troll are the normies and SJW
Jack Parker
Kekistani genocide when?
Ryder Ramirez
Surprised by the legitimacy of these suggestions. Make this happen boys
Luis Morales
You misunderstand the power of Kek and what Kekistan represents.
It is the first country that exists on and within the internet. It cannot be invaded, its lands cannot be seized. Kekistan as such is capable of transcending 'physical' countries.
Because what it really is, is a cult/religion.
And that's what you need to shoot for first and foremost; in every country, you live in, try to get Kekism recognised as a real religion, then you can claim the same idiotic protections other minority religions claim.
Lucas Ross
>filename
Noah Brown
Us there room for BASED black men like me xD I want a white bitch and a maga hat right now
Caleb Moore
Will Christians be allowed?
Parker King
Holy shit you guys.
I live in Seoul or something, and there are jets flying above my house right now. Something isn't right. Yesterday I heard a radio announcement warning me that like next Wednesday (or around then), "the white will fall". What the fuck? And then this morning an army guy came to my for and said "you're going to fucking die soon" and then he left. Something is deeply wrong.
For the past month, I've felt it coming. It's like I can sense that something bad is going to happen, I can feel it in my very bones. I don't know what, but I'm not looking forward to this coming Thursday.
The evidence is piling up too. My brother works at an investment bank. Last month, he just off and left for an entire week with his family down to Florida (or some other tropical place if you are in Florida already). Didn't say anything. I think he knows what's going to happen, and just got things mixed up and got out of town last month instead of this week. Something is definitely going to happen on Friday, I've never been more sure of anything.
And there have been so many military exercises lately. The military base I live near has had military men and navy seals flowing in and out for the last few months, as if they're preparing for something. I went out there with my camera the other day to get evidence for the big happening on Saturday, but they wouldn't let me inside. Something big is definitely up for Sunday.
Finally though, the biggest sign that something isn't right is that earlier this week, I awoke to flashing lights and sound. Everyone shuffled out of the building, and I heard some people whispering something about an oven. Are they preparing to put us into gas chambers?
I'm shaking and scared. I don't know what's going to happen Monday, but I suggest that you all buy water filters and get out of the big cities now. I'm leaving out to the woods.
Jordan Kelly
The White Holy Land!
Bentley Ramirez
ethereum.org/dao There you go fags, that's all you need. I on the other hand will stay back and fix what I have inherited.
Noah Rivera
The Church of Kek does not oppose the idea of a person having multiple religions, as long as you do not bother anyone else, no one will bother you
Levi Russell
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Jaxson Wright
>no E
wow, try harder.
Isaac Murphy
Yeah but we can do both, if we get the ball rolling now by the time we are recognised as an official religion we'll be able to kickstart our whole country
Connor Butler
>a person having multiple religions Yeah, but like, Christianity is my only religion. I would still move to your colony as long as us Christians could set up our own Church.
Parker Gonzalez
As Peterson is our patron saint, you'd better believe it bucko.
Jose Diaz
KEKSBURG PA
Sebastian Smith
One important philosophical question I hope someone can think about and answer. >Kek is the god of chaos >we respect his powers But how does one build a civilization of chaos? It's a contradiction. You need order, thus Kek can't be a party of any functioning society.
Juan King
>Respect form the international community You'll never get respect form, or from, the international community.
Charles Thomas
That would be complicated probably, but since kek does not give a fuck about whatever you're doing while you're not shitposting, I suppose we can perfectly allow it.
Brandon Gray
Fuck off you cringy fags
Benjamin Butler
God isn't real
Grayson Campbell
Chaos is as unsustainable as order.
Chaos leads to anarchy. Anarchy leads to order. Order leads to stagnation. Stagnation leads to chaos.
Dylan Barnes
You wouldn't need to ``set up a church'' as following the teachings of The Lord God Jesus Christ makes you the church. All you would need is God's word and a desire to spread his message of salvation.
Andrew Sullivan
Don't call it Kekistan and actually try to form a prosperous white society. Then people will want to join you.
John Cox
This comes up every few fucking months.
I'm a potato on holidays in Spain so ignore flag. I found a comfy island off the coast of Ireland for half a million euro that has enough resources to get us started.
I have both a plan and the connections to start a legitimate business on the island to generate income. I'm also an telco engineer so I can bring internet and phone to the fucking things.
Then some cunt rocks up with bullshit like taking over Tuvalu and the thread gets derailed.
Henry Allen
Kek will smite you cringecucks for being retarded autists
Xavier Bennett
Yeah but like I don't believe in Kek at all I just want to move there because this sounds fun. What I guess I'm asking is will the government be secular?
Ryan Clark
back to >>>/reddit/ you go
Samuel Cook
Australia shows up to deliver some sense into this thread
David Morgan
Well, that would have to be voted by the people. But note that if the government wasn't secular, the only way it would be influenced by Kek is by being blessed with the power of meme magic, i.e. no laws regarding religion would be imposed.
Nolan Gutierrez
there are cheaper islands you know, I've seen them for as low as $25m almost 4000 acres
Colton Allen
Something else that would work is if Kekistan was divided into different factions of the alt-right.
Kekists could have one half or 75% of the land while us Christians would have the rest of the land. Still one country though.
Ayden Gray
Yeah this is Keks will. The normies are pushing for our Ethnostate and don't even know it.
Luis Sullivan
1: its in the west 2: with money Irish politics is absolutely corrupt therefore we can buy political influence in the mainland. 3: By buying influence in Ireland we can then influence the EU.
The point is to amass power. Not be some larping faggots going back to the stone age.
It also has the benefit if being easily accessible to all EU anons and easy to sponsor in american anons by exploiting the visa system with offers of work.
Its literally the perfect plan.
Levi Ramirez
That's an interesting idea, but it would mean we'd have to separate for every new religion coming in, which doesn't sound good, so we'd be better off with shared space.
Cameron Ross
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William Cook
Cringe: the thread.
Connor Wright
No cringe here :^)
Ryder Smith
I didn't think of the exact location as being relevant, but now that you say it, Ireland might be a good idea.
We should look into Greece too
Brayden Jenkins
go away Reddit
Easton Rivera
These are really the only two religions in the alt-right. The Jew should not be given land, the Muslim should not be let in, the Pagans and Atheists can be part of the Kekist territory and work as your feudal serfs.
Levi Price
Working as intended
Matthew Parker
oh god and we wonder why white people are going extinct
Colton Jackson
what if op was being super serial?
Nicholas Myers
Yeah but legally it'd probably be a mess, and even if in practice no muslims are accepted, we'd have a hard time getting recognition from the west if we do that, as it would go against the declaration of human rights.
Shit we might even be attacked by a foreign country if we do it.