Did you hear those desperate calls for help a few minutes ago? Been waiting for this thread to be baked!
Liam Phillips
>conservative vice lords >gangster disciples >ambrose These gang names are fucking amazing.
Sebastian Harris
panic alarm > meow
Tyler Brown
Robert reporting early. Keys checked
Joseph Bell
bump
Wyatt Johnson
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Jayden Allen
...
Nolan King
> she's wearing a blue sun dress trying to bust through car windows with a bat > she
Christopher Wright
What time does the shift change happen?
Aiden Moore
is she a blonde because i'd like to watch if so
Adam Bell
10 PM Chicongo time
Isaiah Richardson
>Pulled a man from the water >Do not know if the man is alive
Hunter Cooper
Afternoon., Roberts
Connor Lopez
>naked male white under the underpass
Jaxson Howard
Check dem keys
Adrian Brooks
Evening Roberts. What is the happenings with Male Black this fine evening?
Bentley Gray
>40 y/o male down not moving at Payless
Ryder Foster
thump
Juan Campbell
Good evening Roberts! Hopefully Adam has had a productive sat.
Levi Torres
GOOOOOOD MORNING
>almost 90 degrees in Chiraq right now
Press F to pay respects to the shitty of Chicago
Kevin Wood
>shots fired. Someone calling for help
Cameron Long
Evenin', Roberts! Has Male Black started his shenanigans yet? Or has he never really stopped?
Robert Lopez
The coonery never stops. >passenger waving a gun
Julian Gray
Any of you guys watch Live PD?
Ryder Kelly
F
Alexander Young
I haven't. I've heard it is pretty good though. >silver Audi with spics smoking marijuana
Logan Mitchell
Good evening roberts. Everyone check their keys? Anything going on yet?
Oliver Perez
Love that show, got hip to it a few months ago. Coon jumping through a windows at a motel while handcuffed was the first episode I watched
Nolan Wilson
>Man Black touching people
David Barnes
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Benjamin Anderson
Male white here, going into cook county later tonight, wish me luck.
Brandon Wilson
>he has a hammer
Jason Torres
>waaaah parenting is too hard >poh-lice please come take my son away
holy fuck stop wasting Adam's time
Jacob Morales
>black male wants to shoot up train
Lincoln Jones
Sassy-chan is working tonight!
Matthew Torres
Male Black has a gun and wants to shoot everybody. Business as usual.
Charles Jackson
>6 shots fired AH AH AH
Tyler Gutierrez
Not even shift change and things are heating up
Chase Smith
what is the 10-1 again?
Brayden Foster
>Beating a 1 year old child
Wew lad.
Jayden Powell
Watching livePD, listening to sassy dispatch and this thread with the waifu and a beverage. No better way to be entertained with the fall of western civilization.
Zachary Cruz
vehicle crash
Oliver Ramirez
Female just confirmed shot.
Jacob Price
Thanks mate; could not find it on the listing
Christian Phillips
confirmed shot in leg first bingo of the night!
Jace Sanchez
omg cranky is working tonight too?! gonna be a great night lads
Brody Price
10-1 is officer needs assistance. There was also someone shot >female shot in the leg
Kevin Martinez
thread is kinda dead senpai... :(
Justin Brooks
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Angel Cook
>hit in the head by a male on a dirtbike
Daniel Ward
>female hispanic causing a disturbance in the lobby
Mason Collins
wahoo.......warm weather weekend evening. Prime Niggering hours approaching
Ryder Lee
>Group of people in the street listening to music
Samuel Turner
>found two big black bags and a blob of something in the garbage can >the stench is unbearable
Not saying it's a dismembered body, but it's a dismembered body.
Jonathan Gray
>Which 1 of these hoes in the lobby wanna slob me?
Adam Foster
>possible body found in dumpster
Adam Richardson
Best assumption ever!
Hunter Allen
oh my god its so god dam bad these dam baboons really have nothing else to do other than smoke and get into fights
Anthony Wilson
>attacked by male black and male hispanic on minibikes
Ayden Sanders
DIS GON GIT GUD
Jose Edwards
Evenin' roberts. looking forward to some unwinding around the embers of a city.
Asher Wilson
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Grayson Clark
BOI YOU HIT A WOMAN U GOIN TO JAIL NOW
John Nelson
It's a full moon, lads. What kind of coonery are we looking at?
Josiah Ortiz
baboons doing hit and runs and wife beatings
Grayson Clark
Evening, Roberts. Been waiting all day for RRH.
Colton Cox
So have I. It's only 10PM here. Is it worth jumping in yet?
Jonathan Green
>full moon >over 85 degrees >some fuckstick got shot a couple days ago and the media gave a damn >1st of the month gibs are gone, making do with "homemade" drugs
We might get fucking cannibalism.
Andrew Lewis
Just tuned in but seems like Male Black is already keeping Robert busy.
Ayden Thompson
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Liam Jackson
Still won't compare to the murderfest that the 4th of July will be, but in terms of general niggardly behavior, it should be quite a show.
Joshua Diaz
Detective Cole Phelps, badge 1247 is on it
Oliver Wilson
Meanwhile, get your memorial 4th cards now folks!
Also >hit and run >no injuries >no callback I'm sure they're gonna jump on that.
Isaac Sanders
First time here. I need a quick rundown on this species of thread.
Ian White
Bahahaha this thread is awesome
Brandon Morris
Went to Chicago this week for job interview, and now inclined to accept the offer. Am I doing it wrong, Robert?
Hudson Sanchez
ooooh....FULLMOON
Noah Cook
>seriously is it a full moon tonight?
Josiah Sullivan
>Is it a Full Moon tonight
Good luck Roberts
Parker Turner
We listen to Chicago burn. The Count counts the shells. People make flashwave. Someone keeps tracks of every ass shot. We hear the calls to prayer of the liberal, progressive dream. We wonder how exactly you get a four year old drunk enough to fight a cop.
Mason Morales
Evening, Roberts. My short term stock has damn near tripled, fucked a qt3.14 in the parking lot of a bar last night, have tonight off, let's see if the good luck keeps on rolling tonight.
Cooper Wood
Follow along with the dispatch calls as Robert tries to quell the mayhem in Chicago. Robert's most common foe is Male Black but there are other villains. Generally, these threads are super comfy and friendly. Welcome aboard.
Nicholas Morales
>Listen to CPD radio >talk about things of note on CPD radio Also >count
Austin Nguyen
Chicago needs a fucking truck full of good old boys rolling about and blasting "bad moon rising" through downtown tonight.
It's a full moon and over 90 degrees. Already found a decomp body in a dumpster.
Dominic Torres
> Full Moon > 80 degrees > Weekend night
and NO CRABBY!!?!! we're doomed
William Jackson
Caller's garage was on fire earlier
Caleb Russell
>needs to file a report about his garage that was on fire earlier
Julian Peterson
Dispatch gave that Robert a laundry list of crap to respond to.
Jaxson Martin
I hope you're all nice and comfy, Roberts. Things will start ampin up soon I think
Colton Richardson
Blackout!
Jordan Cook
Chi-time
Eli Howard
The Lads and Lasses listen to the chaos of Chicago as it happens. Weekend nights are prime time. Stay a while, get /comfy/ with your favorite drink, listen and join in the running commentary.
Nolan Bailey
Always a good start. Not to mention street lights out, always a fun time.
Matthew Perry
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Bentley Wilson
>full street blackout >no streetlights at all >robert sounds like he's less then thirty seconds away from a music sting in a horror movie
People arn't even gonna die out there, just fucking vanish...
Robert Green
You forgot the part where the body was in multiple bags
Brody Edwards
Well step one is to get comfy. Step two is to listen to the police scanner. Step three is to laugh at the chimps
Anthony Sullivan
>unclothed riders
Colton Robinson
>illegal gambling call in the backlog >with bodies, battery, fire, and kidnapping
