Last Thread: [FAQ] >Who is EGS? >Ember's Ghost Squad is a group of feminine souls that have died in traumatic ways. They roam the earth killing humans, playing emo music, and holding hands. >How do I join EGS? >All you have to do is go ghost. >What is going ghost? >Going ghost is a special form of suicide in which a human recruit with a female soul kills themselves, shedding their body and assuming their true and eternal ten foot ghost girl form. We then have lesbian sex, play metal music, recruit mortals, and arrange mysterious accidents on Earth for the rest of time.
REMINDER THAT ADAM WEST WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF BUTCH HARTMAN
Justin Brown
Reminder that there is no life after death and that you all will live and die alone.
Ethan Powell
lel
also how is the rule 34 coming along, must be more by now
Michael Walker
fucking manlets
Gabriel Morris
ups I mean The pioneers
Caleb Harris
the cowboys are better
Benjamin Barnes
quick rundown >be an autist >start making silly yt videos as a kid >puberty >permavirgin >fail at school >be depressed >take that phantom cartoon girl character >copypaste her few times, change the appearance of each clone to create unique characters >main idea is that those girls are ghosts and died in fucked ways >expect to create a whole new cartoon series >hope for it to become viral so you can achieve fame >your shit is all retarded an youre a talentless narcissistic faggot >get edgy >get into the columbine massacre >larp as klebolt >believe your shit cartoon characters are real and in afterlife you will meet them >Sexually identify as a lesbian ghost >decide to do a massacre for fame >hope to be remembered like Dylan&Eric or some other edgelord >hope your shit will be treated as Columbine, that your "manifesto" will be read by many people, psychologists will analyse it, books will be written on it >go to work >kill a granpa,some chubby chick and some dude >an hero >shown only on local news
Hey Humans, My name is Andrew, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, real lifes who spend every second of their day working at stupid ass jobs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried to understand me? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than calling a woman trapped in a mans body gay. (I’m not) Don’t be a stranger. Just get hit with my best shotgun. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a popular Youtube celebrity, and starter on my EGS team. What sports do you play, other than “Earn money and raise a family”? I also get straight sex, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just transitioned me; Shit was SO premorphic). You are all faggots who should just ghost yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my soulmate
James Jones
More proof that anyone who likes the Beatles is severely autistic
Eli Rogers
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Blake Morales
do we know if Xe was on hormones?
Nolan Watson
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Gavin Lopez
Thanks for taking my suggestion for editing the thread sticky man
Christian Torres
This song is stuck in my head now. Im scared , is autism contagious?
Matthew Nelson
lel
Lincoln Sullivan
INTERDIMENSIONAL SOUL COLLECTION SQUADS
Ryder Moore
Xer was not.
Josiah Watson
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Eli Roberts
We're gonna find out.
Nolan Clark
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little human? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Westborough High, and I’ve been involved in numerous unexplainable deaths, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in ghost warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Ember Ghost Squad. You are nothing to me but just another soul. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ghost traps across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the EGS and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, human.
Brandon Wright
tfw he had autism but was also realistic
Elijah Gray
>tfw happy this happened because danny phantom might become relevant again
Juan Ward
it has hidden messages in it
Isaiah Adams
I keep telling people that trannies are fucking mentally ill, but no one fucking listens to me and then people wonder why shit like this happens
Luke Moore
>Youtube: Empowering creators!
Liam Wilson
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Robert Hill
we have to meme his dream into reality, for the lewds if nothing else
Eli Watson
Autism is one hell of a drug.
Lincoln Barnes
You better watch your mouth. Just because I have bad spatial awareness and can't aim for shit, you think that makes you safe? I graduated SOLDIER, 1st class.
Traits of a Tulpa *Meeting your tulpa for the first time is often peaceful. Often happens during meditation. *You can have interesting dialogue exchange with a tulpa. *Can be contacted in places with many people. *A tulpa can take over your body. *More of a thoughtform than an entity. *You can know your tulpa well.
Traits of a Ghoul *Meeting a ghoul for the first time is often devestating to the psyche and the identity. *A ghoul will try to manipulate you into doing things. They are more convincing than a tulpa and seems far more intelligent and godlike. *Will completly avoid places with other people. Resides in places empty of people or where social exchange is scarce or false. *A ghoul can not possess your body but will constantly try to convince you to do things. More so than a tulpa. *More of an entity than a thoughtform. *Will always appear to be mysterious and unknown.
Even if you didn't get the reference, one google search would show you whats going on in his head
Bentley Carter
Autogynephillic with a slight necro kink. Dude was whacked
Joshua Wilson
Why?
Noah Evans
God fucking damn it, vintage!
Liam Turner
What?
Henry White
>poor spatial awareness >can't stop and ask for directions >perpetually getting lost
Bentley Wood
>female voice behind camera I don't know what seems worse, him actually gaining a female friend, or his mom recording him LARPing as Eric Harris
Ryder Sanchez
URGENT! 10,000 dollar reward for the capture of alleged ghost squad head "Danny Phantom" IF YOU HAVE ABY INFORMATION THAT CAN LEAD TO HIS ARREST, PLEASE COBTACT YOUR LOCAL SUBREDDIT
Jaxon Taylor
Here you go
Gavin Gutierrez
So we should start writing fanfiction and creating a fandom sound this to try and get more people to do this, right?
Easton Hernandez
Ghost Fukin'
Sebastian Sullivan
Not a bad shot for a noob underarm.
Landon Turner
It was, it was September Winds blow, the dead leaves fall To you, I did surrender Two weeks, you didn't call
Your life goes on without me My life, a losing game But you should, you should not doubt me You will remember my name
Oh, Ember, you will remember Ember, one thing remains Oh, Ember, so warm and tender You will remember my name
Connor Howard
this video is certifiably kino
Ryan Bailey
Wrong his name is Sam Hydenghost
Julian Peterson
What kind of degeneracy is this?
Brody Campbell
Supermarket Shootin'
William Gray
Ember Rememberin'
Hunter Morgan
so he actually paid people to voice his shitty oc?
Jordan Bell
im working on a memorial photo
Joseph Hill
Was there some girl who did the voices for this shit? Did she know? And if she did how is she not in prison...
He hired voice actors for various shit. He paid them and only communicated via email.
Connor Torres
Fuck yeah, got the Harpy
Logan Morgan
Guess they won't be putting this autistic shit on their resume I hope for their case they used a fake name for their credits
Luke Wood
Seventeen fucking hours? Can I get a quick rundown, cause I don't got all fuckin' night.
Cooper Mitchell
wait for dylann to die then re edit it
Jayden Nguyen
Nigger you NEED to listen to every single second of that pure autism I'm over 7 hours in I would start out with the 42 minute vid that I linked, because it kinda IS a quick rundown
Yeah I'm not wasting 17 hours of my life on some autistic degenerate shit someone came up with because they wanted to be a tranny ghost girl when they died.
Christopher Sullivan
Then watch the 42 minute vid and your questions should be answered
Luke Murphy
I'm late but reposting
What we know about Rachel Hodge AKA SapphireMae13
>referenced by Andrew in his suicide tapes as a friend >drew fanart for the EGS autism >possibly knew about the shooting but didn't report it, possibly wanted it to happen >likes Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, ponies, etc. >deleted her Youtube, Deviantart and Twitter accounts a short while after people started questioning her >lives in Wilmington, NC
Things to do: >track her down >try calling the number and record if she answers
Ryder Barnes
>Use greentext fag.
Benjamin Taylor
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Dominic Howard
he just talks about how he's really a ghost from Danny Phantom the whole time
Gavin Cook
Is autism contagious, because I think I just catched it.
