/French Legislative elections /

15 minutes to go cucks before it starts:
>Vote for lefty
People hopefully see what is wrong with the left.

>Vote for righty
"Oh bloo bloo bloo, Macron never got to do what he wanted because of nazis."
Lefty gets relected.

Pick your poison.
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Oops here we are in English
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_legislative_election,_2017

Well its started. Get out there and vote fags (and faggettes)

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fdesouche.com/861527-syrie-des-refugies-rentrent-au-pays-pour-celebrer-le-ramadan

All Frenchies should vote for her.

#FranceStandsWithHer

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French/Australian bi-national here already voted. Front National only got 68 votes in Australia. Macron's candidate won.....

>En Marche are going to take ~400 seats, when it is 577 seats
>total neoliberal dictature of pro-EU scum

Vote Melenchon

>tfw third to vote

DLF desu

lengua d'oc standing by.
all candidate are pretty much the same.
moralization, need for a counter-power to Macron.
with all those who don't ask for a new mandate and the newcomer, there is a high renewal potential.
we'll see if it was great, like, less naping and more law-making.
or worst like gov will propose and parlement is just there to swallow and validate like amateurs.
Macron want them to shut up and withdraw some power to him in the context of the "work law" for instance, i'm not confident.

>Not voting for the best candidate

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I'm gonna vote for these freaks unserland.org/
The candidate here is a hot milf

The real election is at the second round anyway

>En votant pour les candidats d’Unser Land, vous enverrez à Paris le signal que l’Alsace veut vivre, plus forte et plus unie que jamais !
t. people that voted against the union of bas-rhin and haut-rhin

He was minister.
That's fucking normal.

That guy is the ultimate French. A coward.

>do a political suicide to try to remove migrants
>a coward

Ils sont proto indépendantistes. Donc globalistes.
Idiots utiles de l'UE à fuir

Idiot. He's the only one who stands for his beliefs.

Go back to your bank full of nazi gold and criminal-activities-related occult accounts, white nigger.

> also reminder to anglo Sup Forumstards than now FN is ruled by neo-commies faggots from ENA part of the system, part of the problem (Phillipot). >Dupont Aigan is cucked beyond redemption...

F R A N C E - I N S O U M I S E

>tfw there's an islamist candidate in my constituency
>tfw the FN candidate in the neighbouring constituency is a negress

wtf I hate FNcucks now...

It's good to have mudshit candidates, they get btfo anyway and that's less votes for the left

I know they're stupid. I'm just lost, I don't really know who to vote for.
The same LR guy will surely get elected like every time

Please explain your reasoning. I'm curious

FN is already over.

wtf ? I hate FN cock gobblers now !

Reminder of why you should vote France Insoumise

>Wants to make a civil service to makes all young work for the state either in the army or in a civil works to learn the value of work and republic for 9 month, paid according to the work.
Do you want to fight against French terrorists and basement dwellers? Because that's how you fight against French terrorists and basement dwellers.

>Wants to make a new constitution to give people the right to get rid of an elected politician during his term. The new constitution will be made
See how Macron is trying to hide what he’s gonna do before the legislatives? With a new constitution, people will be able to tell him to GTFO, like they would have done with Hollande when he started pushing the El-Khomri laws.

>Wants to makes France energetically independent by 2050.
Because it’s better than to need the arabs to give you oil and the Russians to give you uranium.

>Will allow the refugees who want to go to the UK to pass the borders.
France is not their gatekeeper. Especially since the bongs are Brexiting. He also says he’ll deport the illegal migrants who aren’t working.

>Wants to fuck European Union up
For various reasons, but basically because they won’t be able to apply any economic policy if things stay the way they are.

≫But Mélenchon’s an ally of the system!
Between since may the 26th, 65% of all press talking about mélenchon were negatives, while Macron is at 28% (with most of it being other political figure making the bad comments)
marianne.net/debattons/tribunes/oui-il-y-bien-un-melenchon-bashing-mediatique

≫But he’s a free mason!
The free masons publicly hate him since he didn’t bow to Macron during the presidential election.
lepoint.fr/presidentielle/une-plainte-maconnique-contre-frere-melenchon-04-05-2017-2124835_3121.php

≫But he sucks muslim cocks! (Insert vid where he says: I’d rather live in an all-black than an all-white, blue-eyed place)
He says the hood is a better place than Sup Forums. Not objectively true, but can you sincerely blame him for saying that?

≫But he’s pro euro! (Insert 20 y-o vid where he says he’s for Maastricht)
At the time he didn’t think Europe was going to rob countries out of their decision power or become a liberal shitfest. He said many times it was an error as he still though Europe could only be an organization to genuinely help all the member countries and nothing else.

I'm to tired to vote

Also his opponent says he's LITTERALLY HITLER because he used the sentence "Protesters were GASSED during the manifestation"
marianne.net/politique/gazer-les-manifestants-jean-luc-melenchon-attaque-au-point-godwin

>2017
>politics
>having elected Macron

>≫
wtf is that?
Where do you come from, shill?

Dunno
Was suppoed to be >>
But Word decided otherwise

There is this guy for the paris 5/6/7eme arrondissements. But the title on the paper i received is "l'immigration est une chance pour la france !"

Frogbro, I went to the polling station to cast my vote. I couldn't place my mark next to any of the candidates, as they are all shit.
So I spoiled my ballot paper. Pic is my polling station, behind the church. I just wrote "non of the above".

You poor bastards have Macron. That cunt played the EU anthem before the French anthem.
So here. Get your patriotic head on:

youtube.com/watch?v=SIxOl1EraXA

For fuck's sake, this world really grinds my gears.

>pre-typing your shill post in word
wew lad

He comes from leftypol.

I do that for all long posts since I misstype often

Nope, I come from /mlp/

The problem is that they are among the major parties since the 2010's (and have the spendings that go with that) , but they have shit state fundings.

Those fundings depend on the number of people elected for a party, but with the 2 round system (unique to France) all parties form a coalition against FN on second round, and they lose.
The current number of FN elected officals is 1,992, with only a handful in executive branch (mayors). Compare that to 12,260 for the Socialist Party, who had 1/3 of Le Pen's votes at the presidential election.

A letter from the FN Treasurer to Marine Le Pen recently leaked : he wrote that because of that the financial situation of the party was terrible.

So what's the solution to this shitty system?
- Scrapping money where they can, like the on EU parliament's unclear assistant funding, risking problems with justice.
- Having russian banks lend money (since french banks refuse those risky loans where little money comes into the party) ... and ending up under Kremlin's influence
- seeking all potential sponsors including those in the UAE (who also finance terrorism btw)

So when the same people who established that undemocratic funding system attack her on her connections to Russia, I have a sour chuckle because they're the ones who forced her into this situation.

saw something like 50% of the money from ps, lr and fn is the state actually, it's just that with a proportional system, FN would get much more (and could therefore stop dealing with russian banks)

>>En Marche are going to take ~400 seats, when it is 577 seats
> >total neoliberal dictature of pro-EU scum
This is going to be the template for the elities now.
Bankers and EU federalists finance a new trendy "centrist" party with millions in funding promising HOPE and CHANGE and do nothing but En Marche! their country down the same neoliberal highway to hell as before.
When it fails, they rinse and repeat.

Don’t you know, cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up,
Don’t you know cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up.
(Repeat x 4)

It’s not so long ago, that the cuck hit the nation.
Every saturday night, on your favourite radio.
The party’s cuckin' yeah, and the vibe feels so strong.
Throw your hands in the air, lift your head up high,
You know you’ve got to cuck along.

Don’t you know, cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up,
Don’t you know cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up.
(Repeat x 2)

It’s not so long ago, that the cuck hit the nation.
Every saturday night, on your favourite radio.
The party’s cuckin' yeah, and the vibe feels so strong.
Throw your hands in the air, lift your head up high,
You know you’ve got to cuck along.

Don’t you know, cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up,
Don’t you know cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up.
(Repeat x 4)

Got to feel it, what’s the name of the cuck.
Say : “ I can cuck on, and I’m ready to go.
Check out my ride girl, but don’t touch my radio!

Don’t you know, cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up,
Don’t you know cuck it up,
You’ve got to cuck me up.
(Repeat x 4)

And make me feel good, feel so good
And make me feel good, feel so good

>Boohoo we don't have enough money that's why we lose and that why we suck muslim cock

>2011+6
>not voting for civitas

>>Wants to make a new constitution
a fucking meme.
it's the fifth republic, some things were tried before.

-the system is flawed
-let's make a new constitution !
rinse and repeat.

France is already grindlocked enough as it is, with this new constitution, it would have clogged the system more.


>Russians to give you uranium.
>Russians to give you natural gas
corrected your record.
France and Areva are more into African kangz Uranium.

That's useless. Mélenchon can't have the majority. He can only hope to reach the third place behind En Marche and the Republicans.

The fifth republic was tailored for De Gaulle to pull us out of the Alegerian war. These exceptionnal circumstances called for him to have a lot of power and little way for the opposition do anything against him. But today presidents, use it to pass unpopular laws without risks of being overthrown by the people. This needs to change. Also, with the evolution of society, technology and medecine, new rights have to be put into the constitution.

Also yeah, renewable energies are goods so we don't depend from the African Kangz, thanks for correcting me

Not with that attitude

I'll vote for Macron so he can have full power and fuck over leftists.

it worked so well with Hollande.

Macron being the biggest anti-France guy ever in power, I'm pretty sure the most fucked over won't be leftists.
But again, I don't have an IQ of 47 like you, nigger.

Why wouldn't you vote for him?
>economically right-wing
>supports free markets
>supports free trade
>supports closer relations with western countries as opposed to russkies and dictatorships

You must be an actual unironic marxist socialist fuck not to support him. His economic policies are the most liberal and right-wing in France at the moment. Elina Lepomäki, the most right-wing MP in Finland endorsed him because he's literally the only right-wing candidate. All the others are socialists and leftists in disguise, including FN.

>that pic

Y U DO DIS

>The fifth republic was tailored for De Gaulle
not only for De Gaulle, the fifth republic need a strong and suitable leader. it brings more reactivity than a Parliament.
>exceptionnal circumstances
state of emergency was used back in the days as we are now.
>today presidents, use it to pass unpopular laws without risks of being overthrown by the people.
i agree, the system adapts, as it usually do.
Hollande is the first president since VGE to not bend to the street though.
>evolution of society, technology and medecine
it raises more questions than answers.
society ? respect seekers everywhere in our individualist societies. violence is there, just more subtle.
technology ? orwell would be moist about the tracking devices called cell phone we wield. Medecine ? we hit a ceiling with lifespan and multiresistant bacteria may turn into an issue.
>new rights have to be put into the constitution.
whenever i read rights, i ask "where is duty ?"

itt:
a 20 somethin yo finnish retard with 0 culture tries to discussk politics with grown ups

the memes are true

I find it kind of funny that Merkel herself said she doesn't want to be called the leader of the free world, yet the press won't stop.

So what's the prospect? Will the traditional parties manage to rain on Macron's parade?

Accelerationism is a dumb meme.

Macron might get a majority even without his ally.
And he still has some guys in the left and the right supporting him, but who are not candidates for him (he doesn't give them oppositions though)

>tfw your circonscription doesn't have any Macron candidate (from his party), but 3 candidates are for the "majorité présidentielle"

OK, what are the odds of this happening? What's the most likely scenario?

Yeah, there will be like 30 mp at most in the opposition against 547 cucks
It's fucking ogre

The odds of Macron having a majority without his ally, I don't know.

But it's like 100% sure he will have the majority, they predict 400/577 seats for Macron + Modem his ally) and then as say, they're many candidate not in their parties that are ready to support him

the good thing is the left will be btfo

This election determinates the public fundings of the parties, so some will lose big amounts of money

Ça sert à rien de voter, la seule solution pour l'Europe est la guerre totale.

he most likely get a majority in most scenari.
actual parliament is left leaned. As left is crumbling, they'll lost the majority.
whatever if macron get majority or share it with the right, it sure as hell he get his economical wishes granted.

Philippe Pétain did nothing wrong

-the apocalypse can't be avoided.
T. Terminator 3, rise of the machines

I feel sorry for you frogs

I don't think about Italy but the world would probably be better if you didn't exist...

Kys

>not only for De Gaulle, the fifth republic need a strong and suitable leader. it brings more reactivity than a Parliament.
But now politicians use it to not be accountable for their acts and go against the will of the majority.
Whether it is a good or a bad thing is up to once's opion's though, I'll give you that, but I think we must put a hard stop to these practices

>>new rights have to be put into the constitution.
I'm talking about stating rules about tings like net neutrality, surrogate mothers or assisted suicide. For good. It would be best if these thigs weren't left for each new government to decided IMO. I'll let you state the duties that should go with these questions.

>Vote for righty
>"Oh bloo bloo bloo, Macron never got to do what he wanted because of nazis."
But the right support Macron
>Lefty gets relected.

He is the only one with balls, unlike Fillon the cuck, I just voted DLF to thank them and because Le Pen needs to go.

Same, user, same

meh i don't have hope that this European conflict with sand nigger will be solved through politics

this is the true red pill

>fdesouche
>source fiable
rentre chez toi pierre

inb4 muh mainstream media
bfmtv et companie c'est pas mieux

unironically bouteflika>macron

Did you even check the source? video.lefigaro.fr/figaro/video/des-refugies-syriens-rentrent-passer-le-ramadan-au-pays/5466902409001/

Also Sup Forums is an English speaking board of peace

Fdesouche ne fait que relayer les medias mainstream, attardé

did i hurt your fee fee pierre ?
are you going to cry ?

and no they're not JUST relaying msm

Yes they are, they don't write articles Jean-Rue89

Yeah no, that's pretty much all they do.
Go away DGSE. Go help rig the election, stop shitposting on Sup Forums.

>implying the rigging hasn't already been done through psyops in the media (including social medias)

But what does he say about the Jews controlling the medias and forcing race mixing as to make their people the only pure ethnic group on top of a cast of mongrels unable to unite for a social revendication because of ethnic tensions ?

tl;dr
Kalgeri Plan

You can say whatever you want I have discussed with your kind (you know, undercover), nurtured with race mixing propaganda since birth you are unable to seize the impact of what is about to come. Soon you will have pamphlets about white genocide in every school's library. That's what you get for ignoring us for so long.

DGSE, are you happy about Macron's victory tonight ?
How long before they kick you out of your job to remplace you with EU secret police and kill you because you know too much anyway ?

Can someone explain to me how this shit works? Surely if a quarter of the French voted Le Pen for President they'll vote for Front National this time too? Why would En Marche be the biggest party after only just coming into existence?

>implying DGSE would be on pol
>implying pol has any impact in the political life of france

I'm not even bothering to vote since there's no way the fn will win here

It's local election and those are not proportional, you might have 20% of the pop behind you and still end up with two seats

Just voted for DLF.

What about you?

>He says the hood is a better place than Sup Forums. Not objectively true, but can you sincerely blame him for saying that

I can and I will.

that gives money to fn though

it's like 2015 election where UKIP is third but have a meme number of seats, currently fn has two seats

while they'd get >100 with a proportional, 15 seats would be nice for the parlementary group

> be agent Pierre, saboteur extraordinaire
>I've been around the world, China, Ukraine, Lybia
>trusted by all and recipient of the purple Baguette, highest medal of french Secret Service
>"agent Pierre, for your next assignement, we need you to infiltrate the dangerous group known as Sup Forums"
>President Macron's direct orders
>"You don't even have to move from the office"
>wat
>I know have to learn 10 years of board culture
>so much useless bullshit
>every other fucking Intelligence Agency of the entire world is on here too
>still get made every time I post
>mfw

Vote Republican

topkek you're funny user
ok i'll give you a secret
watch the news on london next friday (the 16th)

ok that makes sense, but how would En Marche not have problems with this? I remember in 2010 when the Lib Dems went from a third party to highest in the polls and still only got 50 seats.

Why would they have problems? People are retarded and they will absolutely have a bit more than 2/3 of the seats, pretty much a done deal