Last Thread: [FAQ] >Who is EGS? >Ember's Ghost Squad is a group of feminine souls that have died in traumatic ways. They roam the earth killing humans, playing emo mucis, and holding hands. >How do I join EGS? >All you have to do is go ghost. >What is going ghost? >Going ghost is a special form of suicide in which a human recruit with a female soul kills themself, shedding their body and assuming their true and eternal ten foot ghost girl form. We then have lesbian sex, play metal music, recruit mortals, and arrange mysterious accidents on Earth for the rest of time. >Whats going to happen in September? >You'll have to wait and see. >Is froggy KEK? >Yes.
I'm going to Disney Land this September Should I be worried? I mean probably not going to be a terrorist attack because it's not the busy season All though and I swear I'm telling the truth but a few days a go I saw a big ass back bird land on a sign post, the bird had a reddish beak What does it mean?
Robert Watson
Reminder to join the discord. ZYyYv3u
Camden Brown
This is now a /froggy/ thread
Owen Wright
Just in case Japanon moved to this thread from the last # That's every ideology, including atheism, I'm referring to the creation of strictly individual idolizations of stuff like kids cartoons, cultural idols and the like becoming an anchor for young children to find their own identity in. They each create these vast worlds where they have purpose, then fall into behaviors that are concurrent with symptoms of mental illness due to isolation. At least at church you have a bunch of ham-fisters helping reach other find out their place in the world, which usually helps them from grabbing the nearest weapon to commit suicide by cop as "initiation". It just seems that today's generation, including my own seem like they were born with no soul or inner sense of self, and consistently attempt to create it vicariously through other (usually adolescent) mediums.
Jonathan Powell
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Christopher Nguyen
I'll be happier when more refer to eachother as "Squadmember"
Liam Edwards
It means your actually a faggot ghost transsexual and youre up next to be recruited to the squad
Henry Rogers
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Benjamin Harris
>People drew fan art of his shitty semi fan art
Landon Phillips
You better get in touch with that fucking autism bro or just go get fucking GHOSTED.
Josiah Lee
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Joshua Hernandez
RIGHT WING
Andrew Campbell
Son
Kayden Green
/ourghost/
Juan White
How do these people get access to these guns anyway
Christopher Campbell
XJ-9 ghost when pls k thx.
Jose Moore
>Ember's Ghost Squad >Squad >A squad with 1,752 members I think the word your looking for is understrength Regiment/Brigade
John Moore
Why didn't he just commit suicide instead?
I don't understand his mentally to ruin someone else life because his life is shit.
Wyatt King
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Luke Brown
So was this dude in love with Randy or something? I kind of feel sorry for him, but he should have seen the giant red flags. youtube.com/watch?v=DTgl-reUo-M
Ayden Thomas
What the shit, i go away for two days and you guys for a cult?
Lucas Scott
Did she choke to death? Tell me the lore on Froggy
Jordan Garcia
DO IT FOR THE SQUAD
Sebastian Morgan
Sooooooooo, how do we defend ourselves from the inevitable ghost grill invasion?
She was a plastic frog that made actual rape porn, got murdered and is now a human female ghost Somehow I'm not joking The reason behind this is literally magic
Ryan Bailey
This is why you shouldn't try to make a fucking tulpa.
Matthew Hernandez
I'M GOING GHOST!
Aaron Ward
we cant , you will die by their hand or join them
make your choice
Ian Allen
His dad helped him buy the first one, may have just flat-out bought it for him.
As for the 2nd one, he's old enough and has no criminal record so he passed the background check and bought a simple shotgun. It's nothing out of the ordinary.
Said he wanted to buy a 3rd, like a rifle of some kind, but was too pussy to go back to the gun store because they might suspect he was up to something.
Become Russian and do an overkill; nobody will touch you.
Logan James
He'll protect us. Remember, no one is safe from Doom guy. RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR ECTOPLASM!
Robert Turner
What about "my fellow famsquader"
Jordan Sanders
Dr. Gebhart, I'm EGS.
Jose Torres
Of course he was one of us Eric and Dylan would have been one of us if Sup Forums was around
Hell if Sup Forums was around between 1880s-1945 I 100% guarantee Adolf Hitler would have posted regularly (read his early story you'd understand)
Luke Lee
The problem with these stupid kids is that they have never worked a day in their lives. I say we take all of the white brony kids, throw them in arizona and have them dig ditches for a year of their life, like the book Holes. No breaks, seven days a week. Get them to sweat their autism out of their body.
Jayden Cox
>How do these people get access to these guns anyway His mother bought him the first shotgun as a gift.
Matthew Davis
Was he trying to be like that guy from No Country for Old Men?
Caleb Rogers
Gotta lotta loyalty for a hired Squad member
Julian Russell
Why isn't the left using this to push for gun control?
Ryder Scott
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Jaxson Smith
Daily reminder that you have no excuses for not having a job because this guy had one.
Ryan Martin
>tfw those threads are making you sympathetic for the guy I wonder if he's with his edgelord waifus. With a pair of titties, no less. youtube.com/watch?v=mCikIkXslP0
Angel Jackson
lw kill count
Cameron Scott
He was a Tranny and mentally ill He also hated Trump
Charles Barnes
HOLY KEK
Michael Hall
Because it doesn't fit the narrative.
Nolan Taylor
The people he killed also had a job, and died because he had a job.
Adrian Davis
Because the guy was a tranny and they know if they push gun control we'll push for medicating trans faggots
Brandon Robinson
he wanted the attention. regardless whether it was accepted or mocked.
He looked up to this ember figure as a an idol and embraced edginess. these ironic shitposting 'egs' recruiting threads is what he would've wanted. he just wanted to be different and cause a stir.
Elijah Brown
>working a retailcuck and getting killed by psychos is better than being a NEET noice.
Henry Long
was going ghost part of you plan?
Hunter Foster
Gratz he got 30~ autists online to joke about him and talk about september conspiracies
Christian Myers
Because they probably want the trannies to have guns. >all according to keikaku >keikaku means GHOST
Alexander Hernandez
How to get famous on Sup Forums? Just murder 3 people and upload a shitload of cringe content
Brody King
Yeah, isn't it wonderful? Sup Forums is helping fulfill the dying wish of a mentally ill (man)child. We're basically like the Make a Wish foundation, right?
Benjamin Young
We should use our autism for good instead of this madness.
Jack Edwards
at 6:01:00 and at 16:06:43
Lincoln Lopez
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would ghost a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
Easton Morales
next step is making EGS an internet symbol , with memes , fanarts and r34
Joshua Anderson
Kek. Why does Sup Forums like that movie so much?
It's a good movie don't get me wrong but still
Evan Rogers
>be me, neet >mom keeps bugging me to get a job >eventually decide she's right, start looking for a job >only place that will hire me is a shitty grocery store thats open all night >whatever, as long as it makes Ma happy. >walk into work, and start stocking shelves >boy, I bet Ma's gonna be so proud of m- >BOOM
Thomas Davis
I actually believe that would work. Put them in a situation at an early age where whining and escapism won't help them, only realistic action.
Wars used to do this for us
Daniel Moore
Draw Andrews face on this pls.
Jonathan Reyes
There's a reason we're obsessing over this guy we see a bit of ourself in people like that
Leo Torres
at 9 hours he starts bitching about patreon and youtubers begging for money
Tyler Jackson
There is one man who can protect us in our hour of need. /k/onvert or die ye sinners.
Ayden Hughes
alright guys which one has the penis? this is crucial stuff so choose wisely....
Easton Green
>The problem with these stupid kids is that they have never worked a day in their lives. he worked retail. that's why he was so suicidal
Charles Gomez
It's too late to say things like that. It's been too late for a while.
/x/ taught us magic and the first thing we tried to do was kill Africa
Jace Walker
Single bitch.
Jaxson Hernandez
I'm fine with any desu
Asher Williams
Retail doesnt require you to sweat though. He has probably never sweated a single drop in his life.
Lucas Gray
>Boom x55 >all misses >3 pity kills
Nathaniel Robinson
>uh I don't rightly know
Brandon Jackson
I don't know, he was an after-hours shelf stocker so at the very least he had to move some heavy shit around.
It's actually amazing he was able to do that with his twig arms. Don't those kinds of jobs usually require you to be able to lift 40 pounds?
The real problem is that the only job he wanted was being a 16 year old ghost girl that shepards lost souls to the afterlife, and that's not exactly a viable career path for a 24 year old man
Jackson Taylor
Idk annon, cans are pretty light these days
Jaxon Adams
Gone for 5 days and this happens. What the fuck?
Joshua Brown
it gets pretty in pennsylvania during the summer....
Ryder Thompson
There were only 4 people there anyway, and he knew that. He wasn't going for a high score because he knew he'd fuck up something that big.
Robert Gutierrez
Mike moved back to Poland?
Nicholas Bell
this is the gayest shit ever
Evan Torres
he used his supernatural ghost powers to move shit obviously
Dylan Long
>Sure, I could have stayed in the normie world. I could have even been an animator. But in my own way, I *am* an animator. >Hail to the squad, baby.
Daniel Miller
It's not a job for a mentally unstable person
I found that hard manual labour was a lot easier on my mind than dealing with stupid fucking people all day in retail (I worked whatever job I could find when I was younger) as long as you weren't a weak bitch the tasks were usually easy for manual labor
Asher Sanchez
gibs.
Kevin Martin
It's pretty easy to get caught up, just listen to his 17 hour manifesto and watch an additional 4-5 hours of video content
Owen Howard
you're just in time to join the EGS c:
Jack King
>Sven >Saying something else is the gayest shit ever Yeah, once you firebomb a rapefugee camp come back and talk shit.
