>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Not a problem Robert! Got to keep the record of black male continued
Jace Powell
>Using a stop sign as a weapon
Adrian Cruz
>they pulled a stop sign down and are using it as a weapon
Robert Torres
>they pulled the stop sign down, they're using it as a weapon
Nathan Ward
its time to stop
Jack Watson
thanks Robert! Ukrainian Village Chicago checking in also maybe under the influence
Kayden Russell
>female white wearing a black tank top walking in circles in the street, looking agitated >niggas with m80s in the street
Ethan Cox
...
Aaron Sanders
>Truck is on fire
Christopher Sanders
>On the scene of shots fired Stay safe Roberts
John Garcia
At least it doesn't have the the wires still attached like the telephone pole they took last time
Brandon Morales
>unknown male black came into apartment and sat down, refusing to leave
Xavier Green
that sounds sane
Hudson Powell
>African slavery was a mistake >send em back
Ryan Gutierrez
Brainlet reporting in. Why do they keep saying robert?
Logan Powell
>like the telephone pole they took last time
dude what
Mason Green
oh youd be surprised. the tame sounding ones always end up the worst
Evan Anderson
Anyway to get a less fuzzy sounding version?
Levi Martin
robert = cop version of military "roger" on radio comms
Anthony Ross
>male and female fighting on the porch, the male pushed the female into the apartment then a bunch of females rushed
Jason Bailey
> Not going to end well for him
Hunter Martin
like explained a few weeks ago: no. too much lead flying around disrupting the signal.
Hunter Parker
femme rush kekekekekkekekeke
Aiden Kelly
>jermaine got shot in the arm
Luke Foster
>33 y/o Germaine Hawkins has a gunshot wound to arm
Nathaniel Ortiz
>Gunshot wound to the arm
Justin Wood
Male Black is breaking into everything tonight
Bentley Barnes
>27 y/o man overdosed
Robert Scott
...
Isaac Cox
>Peterson is on Patterson
Dominic Taylor
>10 male whites and his panics are fighting with pipes and railings
Robert Ramirez
>ten male hispanics and whites fighting with pipes and railings
Liam Collins
Damen and Roscoe males white and hispanic fighting
Jacob Baker
Ten Male Hispanics are fighting with pikes
Aaron Williams
>hispanics and whites fighting with pipes and railings it's just a midnight production of west side story nothing to see here
Oliver Myers
>shots fired at 4-8 and bishop
Ian Morales
SHOTS FIRED AGAIN ROBERT
Adam Richardson
Patterson not Peterson Kimbell not Campbell too many damned similar-sounding street names
Charles Russell
>Shots fired just West of the hospital
Eli Morgan
>shots fired two blocks west of Norwegian Hospital
Ryan Roberts
>3 shots fired 2 blocks west of Norwegian hospital
fucks sake Robert
Parker Carter
>KEYS KEYS >KEYS KEYS
Isaiah Moore
Real drunk hours begin now
John Butler
>throwing bricks >hit a male in the face with a glass
Josiah Rodriguez
>Throwing bricks and hit a male in the face with a glass
Zachary Bennett
>intoxicated male attacking security >throwing bricks and something about glass >10 y/o calling about mother's bf fighting her, has been drinking
Oliver Rivera
i heard robert the fuck does that mean
Nathan Rogers
...
Landon Ortiz
YOUTH HANGING OUT AND DISTURBING CUSTOMERS HMMM I WONDER WHO COULD IT BE
Mason Hernandez
no seriously
Jose Barnes
oh yea
Christopher Bell
"the youth" >AKA juvenile MALE BLACK
Jason Gray
GARBAGE CAN ON FIRE HAHAHAHA
Gavin Diaz
>two teens in 4 door black car having sex
Andrew Thompson
lmao two teens having sex
Levi Thomas
its not fair
James Howard
>Male black dreadlocks beating female
Matthew Campbell
lmao male black fighting with a female did i hear that right
Julian James
holy shit lmao
Owen Thompson
>caller is fighting with his cousin >drag racers >gang bangers
GAS GAS GAS
Michael Myers
>Got the drag racer >Gang disturbance, glass breaking
Owen Wilson
hey atleast that black male is beating on that roastie
Christian Johnson
gangbangers male black beating female loud party in coach house refused EMS burglary in progress >REAL ROBERT HOURS
Dylan Davis
>Burglary in progress
Robert Evans
>another gunshot wound to an arm
Robert Perry
>Female keeps passing out
Josiah Ramirez
its /CPD/ show LIVE FROM CHI TOWN HOSTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY ROOOOOBEEEERRRT
Parker Phillips
>come get someone before they kill him
Angel Gomez
the male black gets a gf and then proceeds to beat the shit out of her. Its his favorite pastime
Noah Fisher
who the fuck is this sugar bandit putting sugar in peoples gas tanks lmao
Tyler Wood
>truck driver needs assistance turning around
life is pain
Blake Murphy
> One of the nicer calls of the evening
Nicholas Flores
18 wheeler en route to McCormick needs /cpd/ assistance
Parker Murphy
you have no idea what its like driving a semi mother fucker my dad drives one of those things and 3 point turns are a bitch
Matthew Long
What is this thread for?
Jaxson Reed
Why didn't the Europeans castrate them like the Arabs did? Was it simply greed? Why not castrate them or send them back when they were freed?
Nolan Wood
2:21 AM Beach is CLOSED
Henry Carter
>2 men walking bath and forth drinking shirtless 1 male black scraming at a dude >OH BOY
Blake Long
>there are 2 men who keep yelling at the caller, drinking and throwing cans at him while hes just trying to park his car; one offender is a shirtless male His Panic
Austin Martin
> Chicago Police Department radio
Andrew Edwards
>no shirts One of those nights you turn off the ambient music.
Hunter Young
Majority of slave owners were jews they didnt want to pay for more when they expired so they made them create more slaves.
Lucas Mitchell
listening to niggers ripping Chicago apart in real time
Joseph Stewart
Getting comfy while listening to the most fucked up police department in the states.
Nice of you to join leaf Robert...
check the attached for more info
Oliver Turner
the only people who would vounteer to handle male black balls are female whites know what im sayin
Ryan Nguyen
>house on fire
Jonathan Carter
Did I just hear she wanted her 54 y/o son removed from her property?
Anthony Gonzalez
too busy getting BLACKED >remove 55 year old son from property
Bentley Myers
>She wants her 55 year old son removed from her property.
Jose Mitchell
>VAN SHOOTING AT A WOMAN WHAT THE FUCK
Ian Murphy
But who the fuck is Robert is the question I literally ask myself every night as I see this thread.
Alexander Young
>yuge group of blacks
Jaxson Williams
>van shooting at female caller
Sup Forums is getting laggy
Joshua Moore
robert=roger but for cops
Aaron Bell
for the overnight shift, officers/cars are designated with a # followed by an R
