LAST CALL : CHURCH IN THE AM

Here's the church, and here's the steeple.

SET YOUR ALARM, and see all the people.

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A-fucking-men

See you on the flipside, boys

i need the original tld first
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I'll be there. Let's do these posts every Saturday night.

Literally doing the lords work

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don't go faggot on me, you bumping this or we gonna do lords work?

That's aesthetic af

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What's the most based Christian religion? I was raised Catholic but I don't like all the same rituals every week. Mormons seem based but I drink. How strict are they? Jesus Christ of ladder day Saints is the main one around here. Not as hardcore as the Mormons in rural us.

>churches
>literally fucking shacks
What happened to religion?

Probably southern baptists

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i dont understand this thread

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There is literally nothing more bluepilled than Christianity.

Everyone with a brain is laughing at you for believing that the kike on a stick will save you.

Time for Christians in America to go to bed so they can get up for church in the morning.
Sup Forums is a Christian board.

find a reformed presbyterian church
drinking in moderation ok
most people are pretty redpilled

This, essentially. Christianity is designed to make its followers callow and easy to control.

Missouri Lutheran

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eh okay, thanks for explaining. Not sure this board is christian, partly.

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>post about how Christianity is "bluepilled"
>poster has Nordic flag

Everytime.

Are the girls cuties and obedient for the most part? I want a traditional girl that I can respect but take charge without her getting all uppity

>I want a traditional girl that I can respect but take charge without her getting all uppity
wait like 6 years and you will be able to program your own sex bot

No, they all like nigger dick.

I didn't realize you needed an idol to sit in, Ramses.

Haven't missed a Sunday mass in almost a year now.

Three Christian threads up early Sunday morning reminding Sup Forums to humble themselves at service today. As others previously stated, literally doing God's work. Truly you are the salt of the earth, anons.

God bless you all. Christ is with us always, to the end of ages.

Keep up the good work user.

Praise the Lord Kek with all your heart.

how about no

Neither of these sound appealing...

I think I had an epiphany at work about 6 hours ago. I think I've been living the wrong life.

Sauce?

Please go into more detail user

Eastern Orthodox or Armenian apostolic.

>Here's the church

A church you say? MFW

Anyone here Catholic in San Diego? Moved closer to downtown recently and looking to go back to church. Also I'm a piece of shit so I haven't actually been to church in awhile, like years. What do, just go? Do I need to do anything extra? I want to go, and be a good man in body and mind but it's been so long I'm not sure what to do.