Last Thread: [FAQ] >Who is EGS? >Ember's Ghost Squad is a group of feminine souls that have died in traumatic ways. They roam the earth killing humans, playing emo mucis, and holding hands. >How do I join EGS? >All you have to do is go ghost. >What is going ghost? >Going ghost is a special form of suicide in which a human recruit with a female soul kills themself, shedding their body and assuming their true and eternal ten foot ghost girl form. We then have lesbian sex, play metal music, recruit mortals, and arrange mysterious accidents on Earth for the rest of time.
Alright, just so every one is caught up, here's the rundown.
His name is Randy Stairs. He's been trying to become a YouTube star for the past 9 years...but it just never happened for him. He dropped out of college and loses 2 friends to car accidents, gets super depressed and starts going on about death and shit. For a time he was on psychotropic drugs and his parents force him to get a job at a supermarket where he stocks shelves for like 7 years. He created a cartoon to cope with depression, the art style being ripped off from another cartoon called Danny Phantom which was cancelled like 11 years ago. Calls it Ember's Ghost Squad (EGS). It's a bunch of ghost whores that suffered tragic and traumatic deaths that resurrect as ghosts and they go around just shooting up schools and shit Columbine style to heavy metal. Anyone who dies tragic enough may be recruited by the squad, but no matter what your gender, you will always be recruited as a girl ghost, so the squad is only made up of girl ghosts. It comes out that he's transgender and has a thing for dressing in drag, adopts the name Andrew Blaze which is also one of the characters in the squad. So basically he writes himself into his cartoon as one of these dead girl ghosts. Pic related. He creates a girl friend for himself, also in the squad, named Mackenzie West, and a bunch of other characters. Also he created a video where he gets raped by a whale plushie and a frog. Realizing that his life is shit, stuck at the super market, starting to go bald, and that he's gonna have to face up to being an adult sooner or later, he just fucking snaps and chimps out on the supermarket after a coin toss deciding between that or his parent's house with like 2 shotguns and 200 rounds of ammo at 1:00AM, killing 3 coworkers then himself, AKA going ghost. Now he is one with the squad and united with his love Mackenzie for all eternity.
There's a sequel where he kills the frog and it becomes a ghost girl The whale doesn't, because it's gay
true shit
Nolan Butler
>tfw no qt3.14 Froggy ghost tulpa gf that compells you to commit a massacre Feels bad man
Aiden Williams
that tard face is unreal
Benjamin Bailey
Wait.....
Froggy is the ghost of the frog that that filmed him while the whale raped him?
Josiah Cox
>>/x/
Fuck off with this faggotry
Parker Lee
WHERE ARE THE LOOODZ?!?!?!?!
Nolan Wilson
Yes dude, catch up. It's the same froggy. Whale is gay and doesn't have a female soul so he didn't get to join EGS.
It's just basic logic.
Julian Stewart
/x/ being jealous of Sup Forums's paranormal achievements again
no surprise there
Thomas Reyes
CALM DOWN BUDDY IT DOESN'T HAVE TO END THIS WAY
YES POLICE? THERE'S A GROWN MAN WATCHING GIRLY CARTOONS ABOUT TO SNAP YES PLEASE SEND SWAT
Christian Flores
/aco/ is being uncooperative
Adrian Morales
is shouldering a weapon a completely alien concept to this fagola?
Jason Bailey
this is not paranormal this is dylann and elliot wrapped up in a chrischan packaging. its PERFECT.
Landon Wright
the only gun he ever owned (and probably ever fired) was a pistol-grip shotgun because he had a ghost-boner for Eric Harris
so yeah basically
Daniel Parker
Needs updating with Jeff Weise for /f/.
Aaron Foster
Couldn't handle the transpobia eh, Sven?
Nolan Nelson
no words
Jordan White
This all makes me want to see CWC lose his shit all the more.
Henry Ortiz
>he likes gays and blacks
gys
Nicholas Carter
this gave me super autism.
thank you
Elijah Nguyen
Honestly, blocking the doors with his car was a good move you gotta admit.
Adam Price
Where do you think you are?
Brody Murphy
How do you prevent something like this from happening? Before you say beating, that would have probably made him more violent.
Jace Robinson
I've listened to all 17 hours of the tapes and watched every video. Trust me, there are words, it just takes a while for your mind to process that this kid was actually real.
Kayden Reed
Creativity should've got him a B-
Joshua Hernandez
The twist is that he's the only one who could have prevented it. He tells his parents that he became a good liar and lied to them constantly and hid it all from them because he was too much of a pussy to admit he had mental problems. He thought they'd put him on medication and he wouldn't be "himself" anymore. He blames them for missing all the "obvious signs" then turns around and said he hid those signs on purpose.
Some people are just completely fucking insane, dude.
Zachary Campbell
You'd think someone would report the videos.
Ian Peterson
Randy should have just created a cult around Ember. He could have made a killing funneling money from other autistic edgelords.
Nicholas Brown
Sven's jealous of all the attention hes not getting. Its only a short break and we'll go back to telling you how much you love BBC, and you can 'shitpost' how much you agree.
Samuel Hernandez
Wow what a massive faggot.
Ayden Hall
But he joined the her ghost squad that's even better.
Angel Moore
Most of the really telling videos got uploaded by him right before he did it, like 20 minutes before. The only public stuff was his EGS videos and those were done under a psuedonym.
He hid it on purpose, the people in his personal only knew him as Randy Stair and thought he just made silly videos and cartoons in his spare time for fun.
His parents could have taken more of an interest in his hobbies and activities and probably found out, but if your son was 24 years old and making Danny Phantom OC Donut shit would you REALLY want to learn more about it?
Aaron Smith
No one would have given a fuck about any of this if he hadn't gone through with the murder suicide.
Camden Taylor
manga name?
Joshua Reed
Blade of the Immortal
I highly recommend giving it a read, it's great. It's also getting a live action adaptation by Takashi Miike (the Ichi the Killer dude)
Luis Anderson
>a grocery store worker managed to have this much influence on geopolitics
How the fuck did he do it?
Angel Miller
Then I'm at a loss, myself. The alleged co-worker from a previous thread said he raised no red flags.
Noah Evans
...
Hunter Parker
He didn't do it alone, he was guided by and in contact with the ghost squad
Landon Smith
UH UM (Think fast or he'll kill us all!) UM
UH
AWWOOOO AWOOO UH MY LITTLE PONY (SHIT is that an anime? What even is anime?) I SURE DO LOVE BIG CARTOON TIDDIES RIGHT BRO? HEH HEH AND PINK HAIR AND THAT TURKISH BOY-I MEAN GIRL TOO
please don't kill me bro
Christopher Gomez
I bet it was the Bog.
Thomas Anderson
Everyone that's spoken out has said the same. He probably just seemed harmlessly autistic if you only knew him on a surface level.
There was some evidence from his twitter that he may have been on certain psych drugs for a while, though he says otherwise in the videos.
Grayson Anderson
>Some people are just completely fucking insane, dude. That doesn't happen for no reason.
Liam Powell
I got 5 minutes before bed. Someone give me some hentai of this shit so that I can get to sleep.
Cooper Hall
...
Connor Bell
idk of any try angel beats on sadpanda
Colton Thompson
hes got fetal alcohol syndrome eyes
Dominic Martinez
So sleepy~
Anyone else wanna curl up under the blankets and go to sleep? I know I do.
Owen Lee
Sometimes the reason is irrelevant though, because at some point in their life something was going to set them on the psychotic path no matter what. You can be born with a tendency for it, they study the brain chemistry of juvenilles who later become criminals often and some people are just born with a higher inclination to be fucked up.
This kid says he's thought of killing himself nearly his entire life. If it wasn't this shit it would have been model cars or competitive cup stacking or whatever.
Nathan Powell
IT DOESN'T END FOLKS!!!!
Ayden Peterson
Just look up regular r34 of danny phantom chicks and mess with the color gradient in photoshop. Same shit. I'm a genius.
Evan Brown
Gentle reminder that traps are gay and it's gay to fuck a ghost that used to be a dude.
Dylan Williams
>9/23/17 w-why do I keep seeing this date absolutely everywhere?
Henry Thompson
Add that to this
Aiden Baker
People are meming it on purpose and there's also a rare solar eclipse in the US on that day
This is what happens when you confuse Danny Phantom with reality and start sucking tons of dick.
Camden Diaz
Meant for
Matthew King
>Evan Almighty >Release date: June 22 2007 God presents him with a robe, and later tells him that the flood will likely come at midday on September 22. it never ends
Jaxon Jenkins
UNFFFF
Wyatt Bell
"Going ghost"
kek
Daniel Lee
What if the dude was a frog?
can I fuck his ghost then?
Ian Howard
That was the best idea of his life.
Wyatt Brown
kek
Connor Johnson
Well since ED has an article about him and he left loads of vids online explaining his motives and telling the stories of his life he'll be remembered forever like Elliot.
Not a bad deal actually. Also pretty sure lots of people are like him out there.
Isaac Bennett
But he hated the male form and the male body and was exclusively attracted to women. He's some kind of transgender lesbian ghost.
Adrian Mitchell
for kek
Ian Davis
DELET THIS
Henry Campbell
Just be quick bro
Justin Campbell
No he´s just a loser. Just like all of these shooters.
James Lee
>neck isnt coming from the front of the torso you fuckd up
look at
Ryan Russell
>they go around just shooting up schools and shit Columbine style to heavy metal. >heavy metal
It's not metal it's emo or hardcore or something
Jose Lewis
...
Lucas Morris
>Also he created a video where he gets raped by a whale plushie and a frog
Wait the fuck up
Evan Hughes
Omar should have a fag killer bonus.
Nolan Williams
FUUGGGG
Jaxon Morris
I have neither the training nor accreditation required for wetwork.
