Brit/pol/ - Cabinet Reshuffle edition

>May will reshuffle her cabinet this afternoon
twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873870404942692353

>European diplomats have told me that triggering Article 50 can be rescinded. UK only leaves EU when signing a deal in 2 years time
twitter.com/ianbirrell/status/873819034709610496

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

>BREAKING NEWS: 'Incapacitated' driver ploughs into pedestrians outside Amsterdam Centraal train station injuring at least eight
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591924/Car-ploughs-pedestrians-Amsterdam.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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Fiona :3

Start buying Twingos.

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority

You'll never catch me shitposting, I'm behind 7 VPN's

Corbyn is finished. Labour is finished. Long live Theresa May.

STRONG AND STABLE! NO COALITION OF CHAOS!

First for Prime Minister Graham Brady.

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Was it her that spat at a minister?

Mission accomplished desu.

Lads my parents went to Manchester today to do some shopping and have a nice meal, not knowing of the marching

Reconquest of Ireland when?

periscope.tv/w/1nAKEBQDEllGL

Just woke up lads
is R mummy May still on course for victory?
i just couldn't face voting for that scruffy Corbyn with his bribery!
Can't wiat for June 9th for all those SJW tears XD

>Lads my parents went to Manchester today to do some shopping and have a nice meal, not knowing of the marching

Kek.

Spotted the bot.

Brady's got his interns busy this morning.

We don't even have full control of our own shores.

i really like portillo, im glad hes no longer a politician

Reconquest of England when?

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Look at him now that he's on the other side of the revolving door and taking pot shots from the peanut gallery. Smug bastard.

I cba to get triggered and emotionally involved so I wont watch it, who and what is the march about?

The right won, you lost. Get over it.

Abortion Cancelled

TV capable of encrypted Signal, Banned.

Look upon the future of British Television. Look and weep.

There'll be no talk of the diplodocus from this point on. A bright new future.

Has hard brexit been cancelled lads?

Farage will rebuild and rebrand UKIP right? right? Based Trump will tell the EU to fuck off, it has to happen

literally, "you and what army?" turns out decades of defence cuts actually has consequences

if gulf war 3 happened tomorrow we would barely be able to participate, certainly nowhere near the level we did in 2003

WHy are these places always run by Pakis ?

BRAP BRAP BIG UP TO DA BOSSMAN

DIS CHIKIN TODAY INNIT BE FUCKIN PENNNNGGGGG BRUV

*wraps lips around another chicken bone, sucking the meat away*

BRUV DAT SEASONINNNGGGGGGGG BRUV DAY GOT DAT CAYENNE PEPPER DOWN IT PROPA SPICEY ROADMAN BOSS

ITS A JOKE TING THO BRUV DEY BARELY THE SIZE OF A FORK IT NICE ND FLAKEY IM GIVIN DAT THREE POINT ONE

NOW BURGER SAUS ONLY ONE SIDEEEE I DIDNT EVEN BLUD ROADMAN DA FILET IS LOOOOOOOSE WEN YOU GET TO DA FLAVA IT DEAD ASSEMBLY OFF POINT SOGGGGYYY BUNNNN BRUVV NAHH NAHH NAHHH RATHER EXTRA CHARGEEEEE HARD TO STOMACH BRUV EVERYTING WRONG

DEAD TING DEAD TING DEAD TING

*shovels rest of burger into mouth*

YOU IS BANGIN KNEEEESSSS BRUV IN DIS BURVVV I JUS WAN GET MA MANDEM MUNCH N PEEEL BRUV DEY GOT LENG DEY GOT BOSSMAN DISRESPEK SAFE INNIT

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BBURRRAAAAAPPP

We could just take the ferry

I think being a retired politician is the most comfy life possible. No longer restrained, but still earning money from appearing on nice late night BBC shows and writing a weekly column in some big newspaper

It's a small price to pay for a safe and stable country.

>you will never be paid millions to publicly insult your old boss that sacked you.

>There'll be no talk of the diplodocus from this point on

>Vote for Brexit
>Muh freedom XD
>Muh right wing surge
>Muh Based Mummy May
>Le left BTFO
>Patriotism is back XD

Reminder that Brexit will LITERALLY lead to a marxist, IRA supporting, CND activist becoming Prime Minister and even more pakis coming here.

Hello user, what reason did you have for not voting for me?

What the fuck? Let's throw out historical accuracy to be politically correct. FUCK THE BBC, SHIT FUCKING NETWORK. YOU WON'T GET A PENNY OUT OF MY POCKET THIEVING TV LICENCE CUNTS!!!!

or in portillos case riding around the world by train and making fun of diane abbot on this week

If you thought the cultural climate in Britain was bad before, you just wait.

The luvvies smell blood and they'll go all out now.

We're about to reach peak cultural Marxism.

>tfw fallen off the political compass

>voting

My grandad was round for lunch and complained about young people voting for Corbyn because they don't realise he's a communist masquerading as a Labour MP

BASED

>Tory pol posters unironically think the v for vendetta government is good.

STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY
UNITY THROUGH FAITH LADS

LIVESTREAM
>>>GET IN HERE
LIVESTREAM
>>GET IN HERE
LIVESTREAM
>GET IN

GAYS AGAINS SHARIA MANCHESTER
youtube.com/watch?v=5O11v4WPF6A
youtube.com/watch?v=5O11v4WPF6A
youtube.com/watch?v=5O11v4WPF6A

BIG TINGS A GWAN
>GET

>The banking and financial sectors will be FORCED to Innovate new 1970s style communications systems.

There are people in this country who genuinely believe this is historically accurate.

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You've never even read a basic economics text book.

Lads!

This is the greatest political crisis I have ever witnessed and I am unsure whether the dilettantes in the present administration can cope with this shit.

>A zombie, caretaker, minority government.
>Labour Party making significant inroads by promising to nationalise EVERYTHING!
>The Tories are being propped up by Ulster Unionist freaks

Have you ever seen the like?

>implying the tory posters aren't being ironic
>implying a fascist government isn't good

>this fucking presenter on sky right now


Literally a 10/10

Reminder:
This was a great election for Corbyn.
>Gone from a 40 point minimum loss to a 29 seat gain in 3 weeks.
>No blank check for may.
>Proper opposition to May's madness.
>DUP demands soft Brexit.
>Conservative back benchers demand hard brexit.
>May finishing the job of destroying the tories.
>Labour elected next election.

What they get is no brexit for now due to impossible concessions demanded by all sides.
It sucks if you wanted out hard and fast, our negotiations will be a joke.

The DUP take the Tory Majority to 3 IF they all vote for Tory bills. They can tank ANYTHING controversial the tories plan unless they get their blow jobs. Not to mention her own back bench rebels will need to be appeased constantly

It's a terrible position to be in, weak af.
Corbyn is lucky she is insane enough to carry on desu, this kills to Tory.

>US currently embroiled in controversy over interference in their election

Meanwhile
>Obama tells the Scots to stay in the UK
>Obama tells the British to stay in the EU
>Obama tells the French to vote Macron
>Obama invades Libya because he didn't like the leader
>Obama ordered CIA to influence the last French elections

But yeah nah, the Russians having a preferred candidate. That's too far!

Can't get enough of this account makes me so proud

twitter.com/crimesofbrits

(((economics)))

My understanding is its meant to be an anti islamism march due to the manchester/london attacks.

Far as i am aware Rebel Media, Tommy Robinson and others are meant to be there, was wondering if antifa were going to turn up and if it was going to kick off.

free market liberals haven't understood yet that people are done with unregulated global trade while destrying any form of social security
the next stage will be fascism or socialism
fascism is currently winning, but as liberals keep loosing elections, the left is not ready to vote for them anymore just because at least they promise social liberalism
socialism is getting closer and closer every election
Sanders, Melonchon, Corbyn
Yes, those are all losses, but they are way closer than anything we hat just a couple of years ago

>people dont like cuts
>jeremy corbyn promises to spend ten jillion pounds on everything instead of cutting anything
>has literally no way of paying for any of it
>doesnt matter though because he is light years away from a majority

stop trying to bribe me you communist fossil

>This was a great election for Corbyn.
318 seats

I'd hit it.

Weimar , always Weimar.

BE LED NOT ASTRAY.

THE DIPLODOCUS LIKE ALL THERPODS IS A BLATANT HOMOSEXUAL INVENTON DESIGNED TO PROVE THE ARK OF NOAH AN IMPOSSIBILITY.

>We're about to reach peak cultural Marxism.

we've already peaked there m8

better dead than red

Fucking hell, shitloads of police not even seen that many during a City-United derby match.

>Obama tells the Scots to stay in the UK
>Obama tells the British to stay in the EU
>Obama tells the French to vote Macron

Terrible examples even if you have a point.

>religious people exist boohoo

Economics textbooks are filled with neoclassical drivel.

Cash in hand business, used for laundering drug money and moving drugs about with all the stock. Paki's and Indians move most of the heroin in he UK, that's why corner shops were so vital to them.

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Yeah but Obamas a nigger so what did you expect.

he lost though you cretin

wew

>Corbynites confirmed for urban and suburban retards

INB4 DUP DOESN'T WANT SOFT BREXIT.

Here's some quotes from the leader of the BASED DUP. lol.
>Arlene Foster, the DUP leader, is keen to avoid a hard border with Ireland and has spoken against a "hard Brexit."

>She has said: “No-one wants to see a ‘hard’ Brexit, what we want to see is a workable plan to leave the European Union, and that’s what the national vote was about – therefore we need to get on with that.

>"No-one wants to see a hard border, Sinn Fein talk about it a lot, but nobody wants a hard border.

>“Certainly that’s not what the Dublin government want to see, not what the London government wants to see and not what Stormont want to see.”

It doesn't matter if they're eurosceptic, they'll have to work with the EU if they want the soft border.

This desu

this is fucking BIG

commence Suzuki Swift posting

love it

BTW
Whats with pol and right wing media trying to spin the fact that Corbyn had no way of winning into lol he still lost.

HE WAS NEVER GOING TO WIN

SHE HAD A 20+ LEAD

Almost amonth ago people were calling it genius lmao accept your L Tories

Just look at this Madman why would you want the twig Theresa May

I imagine there will be a tremendous police presence.

love our troops

lolwut twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873887141838942209

God, fuck off you momentum larpers.

Reminder that MPs plotting to oust May want to do so to stop Brexit.

>great election
>Still lost

I dunno man, I think it points out that an underperforming older demographic can still get a majority government over an overperforming 18-24 bracket. If the 25-34 bracket turns out in droves at the next election, they'll eclipse the Labour boost.

This was Labours big chance. The conservatives killed their chances with the older demographic, Labour mobilised the youngers to a huge turnout, and it STILL wasn't enough to get Labour the majority. By like 30 seats.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Even the elite of Kensington voted for socialism

Time Person of the Year when?

May is the only one that can save us. She needs your support.

Implying the western world hasnt spent decades throwing over the same dictatorships.
Top keks m8

fucking hell lads. this is somewhat heartening.

Oh shut the fuck up
>Gib me free stuff dude
>Eh where's all the money gone lads?
>Let's just take it from the rich they probably stole it from us brain-dead Neanderthals
>Ah shit wur in a deficit, fuck the kids future they can pay for it, am gunna ride out on free shit

Look at May Day protests or Gay pride lol.
This is pathetic.

Explain. For the EU vote, he basically threatened voters.

Christopher Booker's column in the Telegraph today says that this is the least bad option
>No careening toward hard Brexit (which will cause hard border between NI/Ireland -> Ireland eventually swallows up NI)
>No chaotic withdrawal fucking up Wales/Scotland (their economies depend much more on the EU than England does)
>Thank fuck the actual socialists didn't get near power
>Thank fuck Mrs. "Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia" doesn't have a massive majority which she can use to start obliterating the free Internet
>Opinions of the Scots and NI have to be included in the debate or the weak coalition falls apart
It's the best outcome that preserves the UK as a country desu.

Becky Williams

Yes, fucking hhhhnnnnnnnnng

>minority government
This is all a farce to distract you from the truth. Sure, the people wearing blue ties have lost their majority and the people wearing red ties have increased their share of seats, but this is all fucking irrelevant unless tie colour and single digit tax changes are all that concern you. The pro-immigration anti-breakfast globalists are the overwhelming majority in parliament, just because they're wearing different colour ties does not mean that they are not on the same side.
Tory or Labour or Milkmen mean nothing to these people, it is only for the pacification of the electorate by giving them the illiousion of choice all while the same principles of globalism runs deep in almost every single member of parliament.

Brits were only the second people to genocide australia though

If anything, it was divine justice.

>Abbos invade
>kill mungos
>burn down the forests and destroy the ecosystem
>god sends his pale cherubium to BTFO them
>"what a crime"

Tommy spotted

(((western world)))

reminder all we got lately from her was that she was "getting the best possible deal for britain". not hard. not soft.

e.g. i'm not gonna tell you my position to maximize my votes, then when we actually have to decide - its going to be whatever i'm being paid the most to do