Ancestry/Muh Heritage Thread

Post dna results/family trees

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>implying i can afford them
fug off

My condolences.

here is a big ol template

I love being white as fuck.

I am not even joking when I say you should consider suicide. Brown scum.

My ancestors have lived in America for hundreds of years, and yet my genetics are almost purely British, comparable to the genetic makeup that the average British person would have. That's not to say I have any cultural connection to the island.

Rate ;;))

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the ways they test the DNA for ancestry fundamentally flawed?

Ha, I'm more British than you.

The percentages have a high margin of error, but the methodology is not flawed "fundamentally."

>Low confidence region
Yeah if have low confidence too if I was Greek or Eastern European

>10% Jewish

Into the gas chambers you go

Jesus dude

am I white?

>half sicilian
I didn't think that sicilians were more greek than italic.

Thanks, I'll have to work on this one.

I know it's going to be mostly 'Murican though. Throw in a handful of German and a Luxembourg and an Irish. The rest is English but I don't know how far back I need to go.

yes

Assyrian here.

r8 me.

I'm pretty brown/olive btw. getting whiter in winter though.

Can I be considered white Sup Forums ?

You look to be about 12.5% white.

1/8 white, froggie

>tfw 1% tree nigger.

Am I still white Sup Forums?

Eh sure

I took mine and got 101,12% african. What gives?

>all categories
Seems pretty comprehensive.

youtu.be/cmIrq1bOafA

Top kek. You guys are the best.

You have to go back

Part of Magna Graecia, aka the ancient Greek colonies.

Human garbage/10

Go back to your shithole

Are you pure Assyrian?

hey my skin is white and im a christian though m8

cant i stay?

yes

is that considered white?

I thought Assyrians worshiped Ashur.

>america having its own DNA

literally impossible

They used to.

aina.org/brief.html
>Assyrians have practiced two religions throughout their history: Ashurism and Christianity. Ashurism was, of course, the first religion of the Assyrians. The very word Assyrian, in its Latin form, derives from the name of Ashur, the Assyrian god. Assyrians continued to practice Ashurism until 256 A.D, although by that time, most Assyrians had accepted Christianity. Indeed, Assyrians were the first nation to accept Christianity, and the Assyrian Church was founded in 33 A.D. by Thomas, Bortholemew and Thaddeus.

Which one doesn't put me in a database where the kikes can see my information?

>tfw bought one of these test, changed my mind, and threw it out
they can't steal my precious gene seed

Just don't use your real name. Its not like they will know who the DNA came from anyway.

If they really wanted your DNA they could just go through your trash and get it.

those are native american populations

>tfw genes are literally flawless

> Sepharadi/meztiso

Wew lad

this test must be so fucking exciting for them
meanwhile if i did it i would probably be 100% european 99% balkanoid and 1% southern european

Unless you can provide a slightly censored pic of your """""white cuban"""""wife, I'll say you flushed your genes down the toilet.

Congratulations.

Native Americans...

Potato kike

White person reporting in

how the hell do you have british in you?

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Whatever they're called now, the Indians with the feathers.
Checked
No thanks, I know what people here have done and I'd rather not have some /r9k/ tier autismo show up at my house at 3 am

I have no fucking idea

I think it might be more along the lines of being a Viking rape baby since I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

As far as I know my ancestors are basically from Poland and north-west Ukraine

cool
also, how did you manage to afford one?
arent you guys like the poorest people in europe?

>69% iberian

Can't make this shit up

>Crops out all the Mongolian rape

I work in a university in the chemistry department which is fairly good pay compared to the average wage

Government try's to fund education more than other sectors, probably because of soviet mentality about education being very important

>germans are whi-

Caucasian ancestors fucked up my genetics, I think.
R-L23 y-dna
X2c1 mtdna

>26% European

Are you short, brown, with a bit of a rounder head, ese?

I am 100% spanish and I have no idea how that 13.5% snownigger genes came to be.

nice, how much do you earn if you don't mind me asking?

I don't think your ancestors were 'Caucasian.'

Looks like they were African. Sorry, user.

You had nigger ancestors approx 200 years ago or so.

Abhorrent post. I know this to be false. And this test corroborates it.

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Brb gonna go kill myself

Mediterranean stock here
been in the new world since its discovery.

Kill yourself because you're Finnish, right?

About 1,100 usd a month used to be more before the entire war and collapse

>0.1%

But how?

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Sorry, bud. Mediterranean is European, and you're only 47% Euro. Not even half. You're a nigger.

Anything sub 1% is questionable at best.

literally how can you be 0.1? I think theyre lying to you

that must be shit tons of money in ukraine for the price of living
i earn about 1.5k euros and i live pretty comfy

oy vey

what if I look like this can I pass as a local in southern yuro?

This is not america. Being at least 60% European doesnt make you white here

>tfw they only give me 0.4% of the shekels i would have recieved

1% kike should i kill myself

you could pass as an spanish person with a nigger nose

what happened to your mustache?

how reliable are the ancestrydna tests? i'm considering doing one cause it's cheap but don't know if i can trust it.

(((European Jewish)))

I dont want to give my DNA away to the Jews but i don't trust that little bit of sicilian blood. I can trace one side back to 1614 at the earliest though.

(((russian)))

Yea it's a fortune here

Shame I can't ever travel since it's nothing compared to US McDonald's worker earning 3k a month

dude I seen "whiter" ppl with wider bigger noses
looked to Cantinflas for my taste so I shaved it.

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rekt

>dude I seen "whiter" ppl with wider bigger noses
then they're not white
white people don't have nigger noses

>dude I seen "whiter" ppl with wider bigger noses
so you are saying you dont have one? because you clearly do, look how wide it is at the bottom

Try to emigrate to some richer country mate
People value hard working immigrants

Greeting Schlomo Goldbergstein

that doesnt say really that much

Italy/Greece 36%
Ireland 32%
Great Britain 13%
Scandinavia 8%
Europe West 7%
Finland/Northwest Russia 3%
Iberian Peninsula < 1%

I'm 5'7", muscular (very good waist to shoulder/lats width), naturally high testosterone, have pale skin, light brown hair, dark green eyes, prone to greasy skin, love salty foods and don't like sugary foods.

i bet you got like 60% india or some shit you nigger