BREXIT NUMBERS ARE IN, BOYS!!!

BREXIT NUMBERS ARE IN, BOYS!!!

In case of a hard Brexit
>Germany: GDP decreases by 0.2%
>UK: GDP decreases by 1.7%

In case of a soft Brexit
>Germany: GDP decreases by 0.1%
>UK: GDP decreases by 0.6%

Those are gonna be some fun negotiations. HOLD ON TO YOUR TOOTH, BRITBONG!

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lmao brits are screwed either way

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

worth it tbqh

Those figures are complete shit. Nobody knows how things will play out in 5-10 years (and longer). The EU is a vile dictatorship that is soon to be completely overwhelmed in debt.

"Soft" Brexit is a fucking scam, If we go for a soft brexit we don't get ANY of the benefits for leaving. HARD Brexit is the only real option here.

We need a Hard Brexit or just call the whole thing off and continue to be a full EU member.

Go fuck yourself Juncker you slimy cunt!

>brexit
>still happening

ummm, sweety...

youre forgetting about all the other european countries too. the gdp of the EU as a whole will be affected not just germany

>UK GDP shrinks by 0.5%.
>10 years later Germany's taxes are at 75%.
>UK taxes at 30%.
>Germany GDP 3% higher than UK.
Worth it?

We dont want you in there. Close the door when you go out,Ahmed.

The question is, why are you so mad about it? The answer is because Britain is a key pillar of financial support for the EU and without our support the whole thing will topple over. The EU is fucked chaps. Stop deluding yourselves.

I thought Britain could only go uphill after this fatal blow!

hard brexit now niggers
STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU STOP SENDING MONEY TO THE FUCKING EU

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FUNNY ISN'T IT?

How the EU is like fiat currencies: it's all based on confidence.

The worst thing for the EU is that the UK leaves and does well on our own. The moment other EU member states see that they too can do what we've done... well. Let's just say we're going to Dresden your GDP.

Shhhh Hillary is 20pts in the lead DRUMPF IS FINISHED

If it means breaking free of German oppression then so be it, fuck your 4th Reich, we want nothing to do with it you salty jerry fucks.

>he thinks he's an equal partner in this union and not a puppet of the 4th German reich

The numbers are lies to give them something to change their mind about. You cant predict the future of trade and economy, the numbers are bullshit.

We will

Irrelevant, India has a population of 1.3 billion, Its a fucking huge country. It will be ahead of Germany soon enough.

Pretty much this. Soft Brexit is the trap card.

>1.7% GDP dip in order to save my country

Bit of a no-brainer. What was your point supposed to be jerry?

>was defeated by americans
ftfy

>UK: GDP decreases by 1.7%
>1.7%

Wow, that’s fucking northing!

Greece and Spain clearly demonstrate that western nations can do literally any idiocy and still remain on the top.

I've seen this exact thread several times before.

don't forget to sage kraut threads.

EU is a nigger loving commie institution, all you want is debt puppets you damn krauts
you faggots should thank god i'm not in charge of portugal because I'd drag the EU like concrete boots with the veto to let the UK have a good deal and give the poles and HUNG-aryans the support they need to keep you muslim cock-sucking commie-inventing freedom-hating turbocucked mega autists from fucking their countries with your bullshit

give ya a run for your fake fiat money

If course we love niggers, why else would we have let you join?

Whoever made that pic has not the slightest clue about history.

>Germany declared WW1
so completely wrong I can't believe it.

Do we really have to BTFO Germany for the 3rd time in 100 years?

Pay denbts and stop poisoning the European continent you kebab enablers.

>we just swapped Poles for Poos
what did Pajeet mean by this?

>muh GDP

and we have a higher GDP than you every time

Every world war is literally just anti-German envy

>invaded serbia knowing full well that russia would retaliate

lmao if you believe an economist can predict something like the effects of a hard Brexit.
utter fucking nonsense

> Forcing your army to train with brooms because you spend all of your GDP on welfare for mudshits

They're doing the correct thing.

Britain was robbed by globalized trade and European integration. Germany outsourced their protectionist measures to Union-based institutions so they can now claim to be pro-free trade while having their industry protected from every side.

As it is now, Great Britain's economy only differs from 3rd world countries by the fact that they're not even selling raw materials for shiny beads, their economy is one of consumption of wealth accumulated through centuries. All of this is only sustainable because the financial system works as it does, with gold standard and current economy, UK would be tanking HARD, brexit or not. The neoliberal "service-based" economy is a scam and should be avoided at all costs. The empires spread free trade on lesser nations while protecting their own businesses, it's simply silly to let them bring that free trade without a glimpse of resistance.

>but look at my shiny beads! Got them cheap! uga booga

Nigger mentality etc.

>invaded serbia
Are you retarded?

That was NOT Germany, you haven't got the slightest clue about history mate.

germany is a failed state

better trust those german values pulled from nothing.

>banning certain vacuum cleaners because you are literally running out of energy

Germany never conquered Britain.

Like we ever really wanted that shithole in the first place.

Do those GDP figures factor in the billions of Euros that Germany is begging for?

With that nose is Ms. May a false flag Jew out to destroy the UK?
Has a outright majority, throws it in the trash to not have hard Brexit. It's all going according to her plan.

EU banned vacuum cleaners over 1kW.

Austrians are mountain Germans

You know, it's really fucking disappointing to see a country who's nearing third world status BECAUSE of the dubious machinations of the EU defending that shit. Also you're in no position to be calling anyone Ahmed when you suffered several centuries of North African nigger conquest, you utter fool.

Just like how our economy was going to crash if we were to vote leave.
It's almost as if (((people))) want to discourage brexit. Really tickles my pickles.

It also wasn't Austria, but Austria-Hungary.

>Spain in charge of discussing economy

> Buying your energy from France because you have no oil, gas or coal

Also pic related

wow, a bunch of cucked Germans talking shit, how original.

>german GDP decreased by 0.2%
Prepare for total war, eternal anglo.

>We didn't WANT Britain anyway!

Don't make us come over there and raise our flags over the cesspit you call home again, Hans.

It's not like Hungary had much say in it, (((habsburgs))) were Germans through and through

>"Soft" Brexit is a fucking scam, If we go for a soft brexit we don't get ANY of the benefits for leaving. HARD Brexit is the only real option here.

Hard Brexit probably died last thursday.

You backed the Austro-Hungarian invasion though, if you hadn't guaranteed your support they likely wouldn't have invaded,

Hard Brexit please. Don't fuck this up Britbongs.

Fuck off EU we've got you over the barrel.

The minute your socialist negotiators start trying to fuck us Hammond / Davis will pull out the big guns and threat cutting corporation tax to fuck you, and most likely sustain us.

So unless you want every single EU HQ to be based in either Ireland or the UK, you do as we say.

Thank fuck Corbyn didn't get in to power.

It's not just that they don't have stuff.

Let's sum German energetic system.

>Fukishima happens
>Merkel panders to dumb boomer old ladies saying she will close all nuclear power plants in Germany because they aren't held to safety standards required to survive earthquake and tsunami following it - both of which are usual things in Germany, you know
>She says they will go green
>green energy fails spectacularly, energy bills become higher and higher
>they turn on coal power plants that stood still since 40's and buy coal from us and Russians and gas from Russians in mass quantities

Germans shouldn't be cocky about energetic stuff because their government achieved California levels of retardation in this regard.

No wonder all talented Germans either already moved to the US or are moving there.

And?

Germany still didn't start WW1. Supporting your Allie who started a war is different from starting the war yourself.

>Yeah lets destroy our Air Force in the Battle of Britain then give up because we never wanted it anyway!

They already are.
The media over there has been force-feeding blue pills to the masses for almost a year now, it's not going to happen.

so wahts the point of soft brexit?
lets give the brits what they wanted and then chain that insland and drag it out into the atlantic

You provided the catalyst for war, in truth all of the European Great Powers are responsible to varying degrees for the war, but Austria and Germany bear the brunt of it.

1.7 percent?
If it was 17 percent it would still be worth it.
Op eats dogs while sobbing quietly.

There is no way anyone can predict the numbers. Way too many variables. I am surprised Germany is so pro - EU. Aren't you worried that eventually it will all be about income inequality between member states. It seems that Germany is the most successful and that eventually they'll find themselves paying more and more out to keep less well run countries functioning.

Honest question - why does Brexit trigger Germans so much? You're smart enough to not listen to your media, right?

They are trying their best to make 1.7% sound like an absolute travesty, aren't they?

Germany didn't start WW1, but the Germans did, Austrians are still Germans, a menace on European civilisation, remove weisswurst from the premises.

This. Perfectly summed up

They don't want to see the destruction of their 4th Reich.

So what?

The claim "Germany declared the first WW" is still completely false, yes they may be partly responsible but they did NOT declare the war.
It doesn't, I want to see the EU in flames.

Let me put it like this.

Austria-Hungary:
>sent super cocky ultimatum to Serbia
>after being ensured that Germany will back them, accepted no compromises

Germany:
>the ones who fired first shot on the west(1 day before declaring war on France)
>declared war against neutral Belgium(and Luxembourg but seriously, caring about Luxembourg?)
>ensured A-H that they can be cocky

But most importantly - it was Germany which acted according to its own school of geopolitics that said "start the war as soon as you can" for the 2 decades preceding WW1, not Britain, Russia, not France, Germany.

I think the German populous has been injected with so much hardcore moderate socialism they think helping out the slums of Greece by handing over their hard earned cash is smart.

Even the fucking Scots know they'd be fucked with the EU as oppose to the UK economy.

What about our rock?

Greeks would be better off if they ditched Euro and went bankrupt. Sad but true.
At this point British held it for longer than you did.

long term Brits will be better off while the rest of the EU goes broke and falls to islam

I thought they were going to be made an example.

I've been in your position before Germany. The relationship is over and you don't want it to be, but you just have nothing left to offer and instead of giving you do nothing but take. Sad.
There's a silver lining for both of us though. We won't propping up a failed system anymore and will cut down on kebab. Whereas yourselves won't have any more debts to pay on your loans because Sharia banks don't bloody well allow it. It's a win/win.

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Nice Astroturfing shill.

I didn't say Germany declared war, that was the other bloke but you do agree that Germany and Austria are the most to blame?

This is actually a pretty good point.

thanks for at least admitting you like subhuman niggers hans
now go clean the sheets

>UK leaves and does well
Based on recent events, how likely do you think that is?

Based bong

You seem to have angered my fellow britbongs, we're an island of snowflakes apparently

>we love niggers
the absolute state of germanistan

Shut the fuck up and just let them leave already. God, these German Brexit threads are getting on my nerve

>EU HQ to be based in either Ireland or the UK

Well if they are in the EU it's going to be Ireland, you stupid bong.

Very likely. Top line British economic numbers are really wonderful.. It is strange that their numbers could be so good and then they vote for such a massive change. So something is going on that I don't understand.

It's almost like those numbers are irrelevant to most people. I recall the US numbers looked great yet people voted to fuck up the swamp or something.

Germany, I have some bad news

I can explain the US. The electoral college. There are really only a few million votes that matter. So we had a region (the old industrial areas) that wasn't doing well and a small number of votes shifted a couple of states and then bingo. I blame the democrats, with the smallest amount of attention to those areas things would have been different. But beyond neglect, the democrats in their infinite wisdom, decided to neglect and antagonize the people in that region. Trump's victory really needs to be looked at through the lens of total democratic incompetence.

I don't understand the anger ITT. Why are leavetards so butthurt about Brexit?

>ignores the inconvenient fact that Germany is in breach of its own tax laws in order to take business from its neighbors

What? You think you can keep that scam going forever Hans?
Why do you think we are leaving? We want our global money laundering operation to keep running.

>soon to be completely overwhelmed in debt.
Germany only debt is a small portion of what they had to borrow to rebuild East Germany and they are repaying it fast.

Sure other euro countries are in a bad situation but so does UK and now they can't hope for a mutualization of the debt with Germany.

Delusional

>UK doesn't pay retarded Brexit bill
>EU is the only one that will suffer from this

lol.

> UK won't pay for Brexit
> EU can't do a thing about it !

> Mexico won't pay for the Wall
> Dumbass, there's many ways to make Mexico pay !

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