Brit/pol/ - Cabinet Reshuffle edition

>Chris Grayling has been confirmed as Secretary of State for Transport.
>Priti Patel has been confirmed as Secretary of State for International Development.
>Damian Green First Secretary of State and Minister for the Cabinet Office.
>Greg Clark Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy.
>David Gauke Secretary of State for Work and Pensions.
>Liz Truss Chief Secretary to the Treasury.
>Dr Liam Fox Secretary of State for International Trade.
>Justine Greening Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women and Equalities.
>Sajid Javid Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government.
>David Lidington Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice.
>Alun Cairns Secretary of State for Wales.
>twitter.com/GuidoFawkes

>European diplomats have told me that triggering Article 50 can be rescinded. UK only leaves EU when signing a deal in 2 years time
twitter.com/ianbirrell/status/873819034709610496

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
twitter.com/b_judah/status/873882158791872513
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/11/scottish-tories-expected-vote-bloc-protect-scotlands-interests
archive.is/qNGjd
youtube.com/watch?v=JglWZ-wC3Vk
youtube.com/watch?v=Pm8JzSVaB1c
jpost.com/Diaspora/UK-Jewish-leader-Kingmaker-DUP-is-friend-of-the-community-and-Israel-496399
jewishnews.timesofisrael.com/dup-minority-government/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Kaya

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

PINEAPPLE ON A STACK

fuck off you shitty boring tripfag

Corbyn's career is over. Who will replace him?

MRS BINFIELD!

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK.

MRS BUNFIELD

MRS BUNFIELD

MRS BUNFIELD

MRS BUNFIELD

>tfw you realise that this is one of the new DUP MPs

twitter.com/b_judah/status/873882158791872513

Gulags soon, porkies.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/11/scottish-tories-expected-vote-bloc-protect-scotlands-interests

"open Brexit" imminent

hard brexit BTFO

Is meme making user around???

>I did not speak, but when I saw you turn
>And cross your right leg on your left, and fold
>Your hands around your knee, I felt a flow
>Of white-hot lava seething up the old
>Volcano shaft

What did he mean by this?

Tories in disaray , Labour gaining 30 seats, DUP refusing to join a colatiion and UKIP dead in the water, I wonder how brexit will go

Always archive shills
archive.is/qNGjd

How many teens become elligable to vote in the next 5 years? How many of them will vote Labour
How many Tory old fucks will kick it during the same time period

Face it PM Corbachev is happening sooner or later

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>SPEAK TO ME

your stupid

>the 13 new tory scot MPs aren't really even tories

top kek, so may really doesn't have a majority at all

Entertain mr. God and your ass will follow

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Reminder Brit/pol/ has been infiltrated by the left and that Corbyn's rise to fame was an EU funded globalist conspiracy. Be weary, they and the media are running a fake news campaign akin to that Trump faced after his win. (BoJo as PM - fake. DUP wanting soft brexit - fake. Trump cancelled visit - fake. And that's all in the last three days.) EU expected their campaign and funding to pay off and didn't think May would win the election, hence the shills.

>People in this thread RIGHT NOW actually believe a DUP c/s deal is a good thing
Not even John Major would touch the DUP, if this deal lasts more than a few months the Tories have damned themselves in the next GE

>Corbyn's career's over
>261 seats without even taking scotland back yet

The absolute madman is going to try and vote down the Queen's speech. This is going to be interesting.

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Was does that even mean?

Thanks

I couldn't be arsed. cuck

>Use your political humor to get a Corbyn supporting qt.

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She's so perfect.

>found out my biological dad is half indian and biological mother is a schizo
well, and here i thought i was white

>be Jim Allister
>Member of dup most of your adult life
>become elected representative
>Decide they aren't hardcore enough so go and start the irrelevant tuv party
>Dup go into coalition government

JUST

What an utter mess she's made, corbyn really could be PM by the end of the year

What the fuck is this, brits?

LISTEN HERE YOU NEWTRIP FUCKS


BACK IN THE FUCKING DARK AGES WE HATE TO POST IN UKIP THREADS AND AND ISLAM HATE THREADS

WE DIDN'T SEE BRIT/POL/ TELL WE WERE ALREADY MEN

youtube.com/watch?v=JglWZ-wC3Vk

Good the bitch deserves it. The cheek of that woman to fire shots at Starkey and later think she should be free from personal insults.

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The issue isn't just the teens, but what KIND of teens.

>1997 was 20 years ago

By next election (assuming a full term) that will be another five years worth of THINGS voters.

>the Tories have damned themselves in the next GE

That's already happened. After May's replacement, there's a very good chance that our next PM will be Corbyn.

b-but they have no brains user

I guess you can still be my pikey gf?

>t-thanks user for coming on holiday with me to see where our aid money is spent

When will this video get old?

Never, NEVER, NEVER

Also on Diane Abbott.

Her illness has been confirmed as Terminal Incompetence with diabetes.

The good news is the next time she puts her foot in her mouth she will not have to lift her legs as it will be amputated.

Are you the new Irish party leader?

Corbyn and his little party are finished. The left will never be elected again in the UK. 2017 is another great year for the right wing.

Didnt know Anne Hathaway was involved in N Ireland politics?

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reminder that the conservatives are being infiltrated by zionists

Larry is our chief Brexit negotiator. He was puurfect for the job

She spread the party's legs and lubed up their hole, staying in a deal with the DUP is like injecting poz cum straight up inside before taking a shit covered cock

pic makes me want to fucking kill myself

>No.
Wow she told that fucking oppressive white male who's boss.

So brave. So courageous.

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Still yet failed to laugh

This is true, the Left are Zionists and are trying to infiltrate the conservatives.

kek

So be it. Corbyn bankrupts the whole show afterwards if tory/dup goes to pot and all that's left is to say I told you so to the champagne socialists and students who vote him in. Although given how brainwashed they are it's unlikely that they'll realise how bad things are until theyre starving to death.

>conservatives
>"right wing"

The state of your opinions, m8.

What if Corbyn dupes the politically illiterate youth into thinking that Labour actually won and actually pulls a Maidan

are you adopted?

We have a cat that lives in 10 Downing Street, his name is Larry.

I can believe it.

>implying that isn't a benefit.
>implying that having no brains precludes them to not being able to give good brain.

GEYT OYT NOY

How do you figure that? And I say that as a conservative.

I understand that Corbachev is Gordon Brown 2010 tier, but unless we see some drastic changes in the Consevative party I cannot see him losing his political momentum, retards vote for free stuff at the end of the day.

GODAMMIT

I'm trying to earn enough to buy my wife's son an xbox for his birthday.
Kindly FUCK OFF snitch

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>Corbyn gets in
>we'll get the worst of the EU and the worst of being out of it
>guarantee the billions of EU citizens their rights, along with the other 10 billion which are trying to race into the country before we leave the EU

not looking forward to it guys.

I AIN'T BOTHERED

Kaya > Cher

I said it earlier and I will say it again, the old Cameron/Osbourne-esque Tory outrage, the media shilling for Corbyn as the victor of this election, the SNP/LibDem/Green Party/Labour calls for May to resign, even including the High Cuntress Sourberry, are all a coordinated attempt to subvert May's ability to conduct Brexit.

They will not give up.

Yeah I'm around, what's up?

>the Left are Zionists

Err, I think you best speak to Ken Livingstone/

Russian Spy Cat

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The Blonde woman from the UUP ad is better
youtube.com/watch?v=Pm8JzSVaB1c

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Thanks for using my oc friend, i am glad to see someone enjoying it :^)

Daily reminder that Cher Lloyd is white

"no"

oh my fucking god
this is so great

The shit with Juncker asking for the election proved it. Following Corbyn's visit to Chatham House they tried their hardest to push him into the position. They failed and are now on damage control, hence all the fake news we've been seeing.

jpost.com/Diaspora/UK-Jewish-leader-Kingmaker-DUP-is-friend-of-the-community-and-Israel-496399

jewishnews.timesofisrael.com/dup-minority-government/

DUP literally support and are funded by israel to spite the IRA who supported plaestine

are ken mentioned

>Political flags.
I miss pre-GG Sup Forums.

I don't ;like Starkey, can't stand that man beyond his specialist subjects on British history.

But he absolutely beat her up in that exchange and she wet herself.

>Wolverhampton
>Midlands
So sick of this shit. Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire should be where the midlands begin and end. Fucking brummies tell me they're from the the midlands.

You seen buzzfeed used your smash sinn fein pepe?

This.

The Nazis were left wing, as was Hitler.

Does Cher have white children?

Did you ever make the London Pepe meme you promised me a few months ago?

Nothing to be done but suffer in silent despair until the end finally comes. You could listen to morality man and emigrate asap but where to?

Miss me yet?

The worst of it will be the inflation when he pays for the gibs using hundeds of billions in bonds.

embassy cat is best political cat

also fuck these tripfags seriously. we will not return to the dark days of feelsposting, we're in a political tornado, loose the sails!

The days events in vapourwave.

Lord Nigel stuff to come

You're attempt at using my anti-Semitism to distract me won't work faggot, I've read your orders. Got a man on the inside