Brazil Appreciation Thread

>invented airplane
>surpassed UK's economy for three years straight
>larger than Europe
>more natural resources than Canada and USA
>recognized as country of the future by countless international specialists
>73% white
>hottest women in the world
>hottest men (trannies) in the world if that is your thing
>country of the football

When did you realize Brazil is the future of the world and that future is not so bad?

I know there is crime but the rape and murder won't happen to you if you are not a dumbass and stay out of crowded tourist sights, beaches, desert areas, local markets, city centers, traffic jams, favelas, specific murder districts in Rio and São Paulo and so on.

>b-but Brazil is not white

That is a lie. You're mixing us up with Argentina again.

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>>invented airplane

Bollocks.

And Alberto Santos-Dumont was a five-foot four-inch manlet.

Literal third world hellhole

invented prostitution

UMA

>73% white

Brazil sucks.

Only a revolution can save it.

There is a few things to appreciate:

-Beautiful girls
-Martial arts athletes
-Football athletes
-Mainly christian
-Probably the best or one of the best geographic placement in earth
-Natural resources

But without rabid radical patritotic isolationist nationalism there will be no future, and we will still live in neoAfrica forever.

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Create a few great universities. Then we'll speak.

Highest amount of traps besides Asia

>73% white
You can't just count the people in the rich half of Brazil and call it a census

All of the Brazilians I've met here have been really nice, some of them white, some of them "white," good folks.

You all just keep voting for corrupt, socialist governments, so despite your natural resources, you'll never get to the US or Canada's level economically.

>invented planes
Give it up already

and the worst football team ever. N7ver1orget

Brazilians are monkey

>>recognized as country of the future by countless international specialists

Mexico is the future superpower. Screencap this. Mexico's economy is the biggest growing in te region.

Just as shit as India, tries to scream autistically about being "potentially" great. At least you guys are house broken. However your people hold themselves back.

Funny you forgot to mention the rampant poverty and incredible amount of crime in your country. Fucking pig sty really.

He forget the decimal point

>7.3% white

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>Portuguese
Your language is exactly what down syndrome people sound like when they speak Spanish, it sounds pathetically disgusting and dumb, as soon as you teach portuguese to a child you make it impossible for his IQ to rise above 90, it is disgusting and you all sound like the fucking monkeys that you are, but even worst than portuguese from Portugal, is your retarded faggot accent, you Brazilian sub-human, people who haven't heard you chimpanzees won't understand, but your accent makes it sound like you're in complete shock and awe at everything you see, it makes any human being who is not a mulatto favela dwelling monkey like you want to rip their ears off, and let's not even talk about historical significance
Actually let's do it, there is no language more despicable than portuguese not only because it is an ugly and deformed version of Spanish, but also because it is completely fucking dull and nothing is respectable about it, NOBODY has ever written anything important or interesting in your insignificant language, if anyone wants to learn portuguese i only have 3 possible reasons i can come up with that would justify their decision:
1)They are mentally retarded
2)They want to be able to understand the half-breed Brazilians who will rape them and kill them when they go to any Brazilian shithole of a city
3)Or they want to read fucking 15th century maps,nothing else of significance was created in this ugly collection of guttural sounds
That's all that there is to your ugly stupid language, and just know, that you will live your entire life, speaking in that disgusting mistake of a tongue, and you should kill yourself because of it.

>tatoo

in to the monkey trash it goes.

>and stay out of crowded tourist sights, beaches, desert areas, local markets, city centers, traffic jams, favelas, specific murder districts in Rio and São Paulo and so on.
where the FUCK is safe then?

want to taste that macaco

Rich parts mostly.

>73% white
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according to wikipédia :

According to the National Research by Household Sample (PNAD) of 2008, 48.43% of the population (about 92 million) described themselves as White

>described themselves as White

so in reality you must have like 20% of whites ..?

73% """white"""

Anywhere but brasil then, got cha.

We are all mixed, there are few pure blacks and pure whites. Almost everyone is mixed in different % of native indians, portuguese, blacks, germans and italians.

People that are more white than black call themselves white. We are all mixed, thats the truth.

You talk like Mexico is better than here, at least we don't live on the ultimate narcocapitalist state on earth, faggot.

Yeah Brazil is shit, we know, everybody here knows.

Watch it Pablo, I do admit that Mexicans speak Spanish okay, but no language on earth sounds dumber than Dominican negroid Spanish.

English too can be beautiful or hideous depending on the class level of the speaker.

Brazil does have the best LiveLeak videos of robbers getting killed.

I think a Pedro II type of leader but with more racial awareness would do wonders for Brazil.

I'd say they're in the running for best liveleak videos period. Hard to beat Africa and Chechnya, though.

paco your language, history, genetics, appearance is all lowest of the low tier- if we're small chickens in the pecking order you are the fucking worms

Are you ready to go bankrupt for the 4th time in a hundred years, you fucking half nigger marrano.

>surpassed uk's economy
Is this now a meme? First the poos and now the monkeys think they're better than us.

Don't worry we still love you. Nigel is practically a celebrity with the right wing in the US.

Universidade de São Paulo.

Universidade de Campinas.

Next?

>mexican intellectuals actually believe this

That is just as white as Paris was 10 years ago.

You guys are very similar to South Africa.

You can't even spell

you can even speak other languages

>inbf american most important language.

I feel you, brother

As a child, my brother was kidnapped in front of churrascaria and we never saw him again. Few months later I travelled with church to go preach in South Africa and met people who had similar stories. But instead of kidnapping, it included rape by multiple black men who may or may not have had HIV.

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Rio de Janeiro Federal University (# 1 in South America)

Are there favelas and drug lords in South Africa?

We've got Squatter Camps where the blacks live in shacks/make-shift houses made of tin etc and then something we call the Cape Flats where the coloureds live. Both possess drug dealers and drug lords. Nowhere near as aesthetic as the Favelas as they're mostly on flat lands.

RIP your bro

;_;7

We don't think we are better than England, people here look up to England as an example, little do normies know how cucked you are, full of pakistanians and obligated to pay a tv license as well.

Japan and Israel(do that what you may), are probably the only sane examples of what a nation should be

>be American
>have laws
>laws enforced - lock up criminals
>live happily

Meanwhile in Niggertown Brazil:

>be shitskin monkey
>have "laws"
>bend and break them often
>get used to seeing dead corpses
>robberies/mugging are common
>children sniffing shoemakers glue out in the open
>Too much crime
>can't lock up 99% of population
>...or can't we?
>99% of all houses have some sort of fence/wall/electric fence/barbed wire
>literally no home has an accessible door from the street without some form of security gate in between
>"I'm free, hue!"

Walking down a suburban area in Brazil is like walking down a prison isle, and homes are the inmate cubicles. Fucking sad.

You really don't have a say on this. Beans are just as subhuman as monkeys are. The only people from Latin America to have ever, and I mean EVER contribute anything significant were the white elite in a sea of brown shitskins.

Brazil is awful. I wouldn't even take a Brazilian tranny if you offered her to me for free. It's that awful.

Now Thailand. There is a really cool country.

Asking for another Pedro II for Brazil is like asking for a second 3rd Reich for Germany. Simply not plausible.

>invented airplanes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WE WUZ AVIATORZ AND SHITZ

% white

White according to what standard? Are pic related considered White i Brazil?

No one here think they are free from urban crime. It is sad, what can we do?

How do you all deal woth parrots? Do they scream at you all in your own language?

>be Huemonkey walking down street, then you hear someone call you a faggot. You turn around to see polly, your arch nemesis.

Sorry but USP is number one in Latin America

Is brazil going to change its immigration policy?

Drug infested, hellish third-world shithole ran by drug baron "politicians". Hot women and good soccer team tho.

>b-but Brazil is not white
>OP's pic is a nigger
oh dog
this has to be bait

All white brazilians are hired by Victoria Secret and no longer live in brazil

>A half-french/half-brazilian man who spent most of his life in France and did all his work there, including flying an airplane

>Brazilians: WE.WUZ.AIRPLANES MUFUGA

The irony of a mexican in calling another country a shithole

Brazilians in average have 80% of european DNA

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>Brazilians in average have 80% of european DNA

How does an 80% European DNA person look like then?

Like southern europeans. Although brazilians may look darker it's mostly because of the sun and temperature.

Write brothers invented airplane fool

>probably the best or one of the best geographic placement in earth

Your geography is utter shit

When are you gonna reform your immigration policy to make it harder for non westerners to immigrate?

Welcome to Sao Paulo, Brazil.

At what point do they kick the goalie out.

South Brazil is Germanic

>73% white
>post a pic of a niggress

How many Hurricanes and Earthquakes you have only by making this post?

SOPA DE MACACO

UMA DELICIA

Yeah... You better go research it up better, mr. american education.

just wait until islam starts taking you over. it'll happen. it's going to happen to every country eventually.

Rare pure blacks and whites, we are all mixed.

73% white probably means 73% that are more white than black or native indians Kuruminhas.

While I agree with you 100% on the basis of Portuguese being monkey shit, I have to disagree about no significant writers in the language - António de Oliveira Salazar was pretty based and did justice to such a shitty language

>huge undeveloped jungle
>massive uncontrolled river
>small pockets of civilization exist in fairly isolated coastal pockets

I would honestly like to know why you think your geography is good in any way.

>hottest women in the world
No, thats Colombia.

Thats like saying best looking turd in the toilet

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If you were so goddamn great why didn't you become a world power in the 1800s?

I changed my mind, Brazil is the best country ever. Personally I've thought about moving there so I can marry a beautiful woman and have aryan children running around.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Brazilians

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francisco_Lachowski_2011.jpg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rodrigo_hilbert_flickr.jpg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:GiseleBundchen.jpg

>invented Airplane
What
>Surpassed UKs economy for three years straight
Would be a shame if you would have not.
>Larger than Europe
So is Africa.
>More natural resources then Canada and USA
Yet obviously too dumb to exploit them
>73% White
If you count Niggers as White. My stool is probably whiter then whats running around in Brazil.
>Hottest Women in the World
If you are into Trash
>Hottest Men (trannies) in the World if thats your thing
What wed call Traps counts as Women over there
>Country of the Football
7-1
Bitch.

it isnt the goalies fault if the defense didnt get his shit together.

You are so retarded it hurts, for real.

Brazil will be there in future generations, whites will not.

Thanks to the white mans lack of forsight and love of cocks.

Germanic pigs btfo

Good argument, friend. You've sure shown me how wrong I was

If Brazilians could put all the energy they give to football towards removing the corrupt political class, that could be a good beginning.

>stay out of crowded tourist sights, beaches, desert areas, local markets, city centers, traffic jams, favelas, specific murder districts in Rio and São Paulo and so on.

this is a b8 thread

I'm deciding if I should search for some info on our natural resources, our potential energy on solar and wind, heavy metals, some electronic fundamental chemicals that only we have, etc

It's not a meme, but I don't know if I should invest my time researching it to share with you

he's right though for starters your smack dab in the middle of South America. The coast is hardly ideal for building ports as well as everything mentioned.