Tomorrow there's a nationwide protest in Russia against government corruption

Tomorrow there's a nationwide protest in Russia against government corruption.
On various websites there are hints of prepared armed uprising, starting with fires and smokes as a signals.

Any bets on what's going to happen? I believe there's going to be a staged coup to shift power from "dirty" politicians to new ones, controlled by the former.

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/PriADpgy
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Cl8lSv9Is
youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
tvway.ru/index.php?file=12397
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Bump for a great jusctice and Russian Яevolution

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No matter what happens, it won;t be good. Either more fuel into the fires of the image of the evil oppressive Russia, or a coup does happen and a shakeup of that size is going to have consequences.

I have found this manifesto, will post machine translation:
pastebin.com/PriADpgy

Tomorrow will be hot. Arm yourself. Take knives, sticks, prepare the hammers. Will start in the morning.
This is not a joke. Tomorrow the scum will be cleaned from the Kremlin. Everyone who thought "but I'm alone" will be surrounded by comrades.

See the protests coming from the aunts / grandmothers and naive mothers with children - turn back. There will be blood, there will be smoke.
Create cells immediately. Are you worth it? Find out the name of the person who stands nearby.

Bring a lot of cloth shawls, bandanas, water and milk. Saturate the kerchiefs with liquids, this will protect against gas. Solar, and better construction glasses will close their eyes.

SIGNAL - SMOKES AND PHARES (flares?)
The main task at first is to demolish fences.

The fences are easy to understand, they are inserted into each other and are held by gravity. If the guard is held by the cops - remove their helmets from them and immediately transfer them back, this will confuse them and force them to retreat.

The police will try to pull people out of the crowd, coming up two or three and pulling a man. Do not just give it away - grab cops and drag them into the crowd. Immobilize, hang on your hands, remove all the equipment, shackle them with your own handcuffs. Do not give the hostages taken in this way, so that they can later be exchanged for their own.

Remember - WITHOUT ORDERING, MENTES CAN NOT APPLY ARMS. From the moment of the beginning of the battles to the order, the clock will pass. From the moment when you have captured police, weapons can not be used at all.

Learn the techniques of fighting the police, especially the riot police.

The best weapon against them:

1. Molotov: lethal, a huge blow to morality, makes you step back and regroup.
2. A long stick with a stone / brick on the end. The stone easily kontusit even through the helmet, the stick is allowed to attack from the rear rows.
3. Just a stone (a piece of asphalt / paving stone): allows you to create a continuous flow of shells at the desired point, drive away the police, without causing damage.

Again: SIGNAL - SMOKES AND FAERA. Do not wait until it starts, you see the signal - it means it started. Involve those who do not know.

Park your cars nearby, leaving bottles and cans of a burning mixture in the trunk. Remember that the mixture must be thick and sticky so that it can not be extinguished.

Explain to everyone you see that you need to fight today, or they will go on a humiliating "protest" without result for another 10 years. People are ready to fight, they need only a team and the confidence that they are not alone. Weak the weak, cowards, panic-strikers in the back rows. Seksotov (these immediately begin to yell about the rule of law and call the police) beat, immediately hard, to the blood.

Again: SIGNAL - SMOKES AND FAERA.

Buy pepper sprays. Helmsman riot police do not protect them. They will perfectly help break the first barriers.

In addition to pepper spray, you can use simple deodorants and aerosols, for example, spray from cockroaches. In addition, they burn well if you bring a turbo lighter to them. The flame is weak, but frightening and will cause the cops to run away.

Again: SIGNAL - SMOKES AND FAERA.

Avtozaki must be destroyed. There are hammers - burn, no - punch the wheels. Open the doors with any tool at hand. With luck and opportunity grab.

Your chant and password: "PUTIN FATHER"(??? originally - ПУTИHУ ПИЗДEЦ). Do not use long, clumsy, irregular rhythms that sex workers will try to kill yours. So you calculate them. Start a crowd.

Again: SIGNAL - SMOKES AND FAERA.

Do not try to nati "organizers" or "commanders." Wherever you are, the commander and organizer is you or your friend. Our goal is to take the creature out of the Kremlin and we will do it tomorrow.

Construct strong points in the entrances of buildings, yards, behind shelters. Bring water there (you can dial it in cafes and residents, do not ask, but take it), medicines, dressings to treat the wounded. In advance, note the convenient places on the map. Call the familiar doctors younger, find out if they can pull themselves up tomorrow.

Again: SIGNAL - SMOKES AND FAERA.

Hold on to each other. This is most important. Do not clog your head with hierarchy and politics, race and age. Learn the names or nicknames of those who are with you next to the approaches. Ask if they know that there will be a battle. If their eyes light up in response - safely take them with you and keep close. You will be supportive of each other.

This is the main battle that we have been waiting for too long, and, perhaps, the last chance for conditions so favorable for us. We have no right to lose it.

Again: SIGNAL - SMOKES AND FAERA.

Take the smoke and fire with you. Those that are prepared may not be enough, people can be detained. If there is no signal, and people start to knit, give a signal yourself.

So... There's a lot of confusing parts. The chant is a bit of a mystery, but more or less it's an instruction to riot, pretty straightforward one. Now when I have read it again I suppose that if that was a staged coup, they would try to control the crowd instead of pushing them towards independent action.

Does it mean that if nothing happens, it would be bad, too?

Bump. This is serious matter, user.

>an irishman larping as a russian in russia
>literally spamming his own thread
>all these walls of text
is this ironic 4-dimensional b8 or is OP just gay?

Any type of protest should be pacific, because armed uprising don't have any legitimacy in the majority of the population.
Look Brazil for example or North Korea no overthrow of goverment by force(recently), all in the law.
plz translate

Consider it as just a long OP post please. Because it actually is.

my bad, im literally drunk and retarded

Either it's nothing or there'll be a new oppressive goverment.
Russians enjoy being under autocratic regimes.

Also,
>pic
>anthro Celestia
consider suicide, pastanigger

here's what will happen
>libs riot
>get rekt by cops
>1000000 years dungeon
if their goal is specifically to somehow depose putin, not only will they be facing the police and military, but also 80% of the population.
gg well played

none taken bro

Surprised barneyfag hasn't shown yet

It's McMuffin and the Mormon Mafia again, spreading lies to make Joseph Smith seem legitimate. It's a hard sell, they gotta dig deep.

I heard that police's loyalty to regime is highly overestimated. When interviewed, policemen actually wonder who all those Putin supporters are, they have pretty shitty jobs with high pressure and a lot of abuse by superiors.

I study russian politics for my thesis and "russians are loyal to Putin" is pretty much forced meme

oh dear another communist uprising

>Humanized Pone
>Navalnybot

Fuck off and die

pic unrelated, random from a large 2010 board dump.

Wow I got info that Kremlin just changed protest site from Sakharova street to Tverskaya street, much closer to Red Square.
They did also forbid to build a stage, so protest is turning to a walk.

Possibly a move to confuse protestors 12 hours before the action, but why closer to Kremlin?

This is copipasta from 2ch. Peaceful protests were planned. But half-an-hour ago Navalny ask everybody go in the center of Moscow where pro-Putin coloums will stand (tommorow is a national holiday, Day of Russia), so it will be hot in the capital.

They want to do what Hitler Fail to do, Put Fire on Moscow.

So... is 2ch relevant? I heard it is huge in Russia

Wasn't it Napoleon?

Russia is a dictatorship with the least free press in the world and a KGB corrupt murderous pig running the country. Maybe if you didn't fuck around invading countries and being assholes, your Ruble wouldn't be fucked.

>Russia worries that they will get stuck between the EU and Chinese trade blocs
>Starts throwing a tantrum invading places
>Careful not to take any action the will be too far and guarentee direct US involvement
>Oops, you fucked up and didn't realize minor US involvement by proxy via the EU is still the US swinging a very big dick
>Russian economy gets fucked

Lesson learned, or you still want to fuck around with US allies? The EU might be pussies, but big daddy US doesn't fuck around. We "meh"ed in your general direction and now you Ruskies are crying like children. Action, reaction. Maybe if you stopped goose-stepping trying to cling to some kind of national pride after the Hitler-esque Stalin USSR era where your country massacred and terrorized so many people, you might get along better in the Westernized aka free world.

Also, for your information, Russia never could have rebounded against Hitler if the US didn't agree to the Lend-Lease act where America provided you with EVERYTHING. You were out of boots, ammo, fuel, everything, and the US bailed you out allowing you to actually fight back on that front. And what did you do with your victory over Hitler thanks to the US? You allowed Stalin to shape an oppressive regime which was exactly like Hitler in it's crimes against humanity and invaded and wrecked multiple countries. No wonder Ukraine doesn't want to be under your thumb. Maybe they don't teach that in your censored dictatorship, but it's the god damned truth.

American and proud. Time to join the world as a civilized society, Russia. You're a wee nation who can't throw Stalin-era tantrums anymore. Get over it and grow the fuck up.

Nothing will happen

Cap this

yeah but the army died, so he was just a faggot.
The mongols did and slave then.

I didn't invade a single fucking country. Government did. Without any consideration for the people. I don't want to wake up tomorrow and find out them to bomb the hell out of you for instance

No they didn't, we burned it by ourselves. Because fuck french, that's why

Corruption. Right. Nothing fixes corruption like a violent government overthrow. Ukraine comes to mind.

The biggest and the most popular imageboard in post-soviet countries. Most of us are 25 years old virgins so obviously we hate Putin and want revolution.

Nothing will happen tomorrow. The last viable protest was in 2011, the thing tomorrow will be sad and embarrassing, Just like anything else that Navalny does.

Wow, that's promising. But did it start there? Can you give a link?

Your army only burned the city itself and fleed like faggots.
lel

My army was the only one to fuck Napoleon, while he raped the shit out of every other relevant country of that era

You have no idea what kind of shitshow you are in for. In reality, most of the population supports putin, and if you actually bothered to learn of your history you would know well which forces are in control of your brain (hint: the nose)

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Cl8lSv9Is

srsly, putin may not be a savior of the white race, but he is one of the rare, actually independent leaders on this planet. There are only like 10 of them who dont bow down directly to the globalists.

Everyone here actually caring about the future of the planet, I would suggest somehow reporting these people in this thread. Not that the russians have a need for that though, srsly, 90% of the population at least supports putin. You guys really are in for a shitshow.

Wrong it was the winter

well "most of population" is pretty much irrelevant, as far as I know

>muh 90%
There is no human being on the planet with 90% rating within a population of and 100+m country, just in case

btw I heard Putin's dauther living in the Netherlands, would be ironic if it was her post

Most of the population would be there outside outnumbering you 100 to 1, without the cops even. Shit, you show your faces there and you may as well call your jobs, your friends and more goodbye.

2ch does perhaps not have as good defense against the narrative weaving jews as we do here, but pretty much all the english speaking boards, including this site are now fascists, and more or less like, or at least dont hate putin. What the fuck are you even doing here?

Sounds like an attempt by their establishment to discredit the protests. Happens all the time here.

Because winters are a very rare phenomena. I guess one happens once in a century. Winter happening that year was a total accident

It's a free board that doesn't require you to comply with a certain viewpoint, like russian state-controlled media do.

Also I was pro-Putin before I actually started to study on him. I thought there's no second Berlusconi, but here we are, but in more shitty form, like a bad copy from a fax machine. Corrupt, mafia tied and pretty much senile by now.

This might be. Navalny stated firmly several times in his videos, that he wants a peaceful march. And it was peaceful on previous occasions

Could there be a third force?

>Any bets on what's going to happen?
Soros' Antifa pukes get their shit pushed in by the VDV.

youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw

BREAKING

Russian gov building barricades from sandbags on Tverskaya street

BREAKING

From what I hear it's unprecedented

Will update when I have pics if anyone interested.

There are a lot of forces. Including Novorossia fighters whos leaders started dying a lot. They might want revenge. But I think it's just some hooligans. Not even from Maltsev

nothing will happen spagetimen

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Funded by Soros.

ITS HAPPENING

Hmmm. Yes, tvway.ru/index.php?file=12397
WTF

So to give a quick rundown on this... this is a center of Moscow, pretty much Red Square, and there's a fucking barricades of sand right before the Independence Day.

Russians are you really going to do this?

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Are you in Moscau user? What are you going to do?

This pastebin is fucking nothing, calm down your tits, Mario.

This will be funny.
Yall will get fucked harder than some slut in a porn. I have no dog in this fight but the result will be a resounding ass kicking by the police

That means more reaction from state and escalation of a conflict, which will bring more Russians against government.

You're overestimating our police forces.

I'm not going to riot or do violent things, that's what I can say for sure for this moment

Not if they frame you for deadly and violent protests.

15k people on VK said they'd go, 5.4k more said "maybe". It's going to be fairly difficult to lock them all up.

Lolololol.
Holy shit. They would never nab a black suspect here because they are too fat and can't run.

Basically you're looking at less than 5k in total. Only a third of RSVP's will show up and even a smaller portion will do anything substantial. Good luck.

That's only in Moscow. 187 cities are participating in total, at least 150 people in each, over 5k in major cities, plus 18 cities abroad (London, Berlin, Paris, New York, etc).

>humanized Celestia
Something something, this is your mindset, something something

File was deleted by raging mod, so calm down

>will do anything substantial
And what do you mean by "substantial"? A killing spree? Shooting at the Kremlin? The whole point of these protests is to wake the normies.

>implying Im mad
If anything Im mad at the mod
But honestly I guarantee nothing is going to happen. But hey it will at least be something on the news so that /ptg/ wont be able to use it as an excuse to be entirely about E3

true that

CIA has been working hard, huh?

Nobody can fuck with Putin.

except for little boys

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I think CIA doesn't give a fuck honestly.

Come on, that's "Navalny is US agent" or "Trump is Russian agent" level of character assassination

Except this one is real. Multiple sources, countless testimonies

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You must be either retarded or CIA (not mutually exclusive) to believe that the US intelligence community isn't involved in the affairs of Russian political activism.

AMERICAN HACKED OUR ELECTIONS

wait, we don't have any

AMERICAN HACKED OUR PEOPLE

Gibs back Crimea.

Fucking pedophiles. I hope every fucking pedo is killed.

Yeah. CIA is definitely involved.

No, we're staying out of this one and just drinking beers.

>retarded or CIA (not mutually exclusive)
Don't you give them much credit for that low of esteem, huh? Get your shit together.

I think they actually will give it back, as well as many other occupied territories, if Putin will be overthrown by force.

Lololol.
Nice.
But if anyone is CIA here, I think we know who that is.

This. And the Syrian war would end with Assad overthrown overnight. Wonder what would happen with Turkey though.

Who cares about Turkey