Brit/pol/:Real ale & real women edition

>May in tears, Tory physically sick at election result
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-in-tears-tory-staffer-10604243
archive.is/WHFSr

>Pressure builds on May to resign, Tories in revolt. Johnson tipped as PM
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/621519/theresa-may-quit-prime-minister-tory-emergency-meeting
archive.is/nnFiu

>May will reshuffle her cabinet this afternoon, Trump visit postponed
twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873870404942692353 (embed)
archive.is/97NdP

>European diplomats have told me that triggering Article 50 can be rescinded. UK only leaves EU when signing deal in 2 years time
twitter.com/ianbirrell/status/873819034709610496 (embed)
archive.is/zXtUR

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html
archive.is/L9g3A

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152
archive.is/6LfFE

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army
archive.is/kypkL

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youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE&feature=youtu.be
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-in-tears-tory-staffer-10604243
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strawpoll.me/13162598
metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/
youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE
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>blocks your path
What did you just say about my sheep. my Sacson friend?

KILL ALL YANKS NOW

TAKBIR!

first for 1000 year tory reich

NEVER
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*teleports behind you*
*laughs at your years of relative failure and irrelevance*
*spear-tackles you into the pavement*

Of course

We've got an election to win goys

kill your local public sector employee

Nth for Corbyn as PM before the end of the year

Great idea friend.

Looks like an archaic being.
What would old Enoch Powell say about you slagging off his fatherland?
>what the fuck did you just say about my 'stache?

>going through my old iphone gallery folder on my PC
>pictures are a few years old
>see ex
>get depressed
>see school friend who recently died
>get even more depressed

Heres an ultra rare Boris I managed to snap in 2015, lads.

Your knee caps Jeremy give them to me

Delicious salt from internet banning nutjob

>May in tears, Tory physically sick at election result

Well she pretty much defined her legacy as worst pm and worst female pm ever.

>threw away first tory majority in 2 decades
>ruined brexit
>made the unelectable become electable compared to her
>kicked almost every voter demographic nationwide

Thanks lad

Hey Brit bros, looks like this British guy won the Canadian Grand Prix. Don't you guys feel proud of your fellow British countrymen?

Looks like things got a bit spicy in Manchester lads.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/shocking-footage-shows-moment-demonstrators-13170901

Damn this is rare ive never seen his hair look so tidy it usually looks like hes been dragged through a hedge

How will the Blairites ever recover?

Predictably that shithead Pepe Ramirez 1066 was nowhere near the action.

Should we just go back to Monarchism at this point?

Did anyone save a gif of that autistic police horse spazzing about?

by sucking marxist dick
they're careerists that'll do anything for shekles

youtube.com/watch?v=MoJVn0Eq8y0

It was a very CIVIC rally. Tons of Jews were there as well.

Billionaires are modern lords and barons

I can hear a police helicopter and lots of sirens outside lads
t.guy that lives next to a prison

*blocks your path*
What did you say?

Moar cleggposting, it unites the right and left

The monarchy is hideously white, so absolutely not.

Unless you mean the YAAAAS KWEEEEEN Diane Abbott, in which case absolutely yes.

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My favourite Clegg meme from just before the 2015 election.

Also captcha
>FOR SALE OSBORNE

I'm hard

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He tried to warn us.

:(

Walls are for bigots, let them all out (except the ones who are in there for hate speech - bring back the death penalty for them).

>Charles soon to be King
>Lets go back to monarchism

user pls

The man we need.

>Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has spoken unusually frankly about his romantic past, admitting to sleeping with "no more than 30" women

I've actually grown to respect Nick Clegg even if I really disagree with him

When will the bubble burst?
youtube.com/watch?v=YfIkiny_O14 [Embed

We can't go on like this.

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I didn't ask for these feels

FRESH

youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE&feature=youtu.be

lads i'm getting my hair cut really short next week. i've narrowed it down to 3 hairstyles:

buzz cut
crew cut
ivy league cut

how should i get it cut?

Looks like May has learnt fuck all.

Social issues is a subject the Tories will never win on.

Lets be honest, any monarchy would still have to play the same economic games as any democratically elected government. You'd be more likely to have socialism, with a monarch attempting to appease a modern populace, rather than with a two party system that checks and balances one another.

>Did anyone save a gif of that autistic police horse spazzing about?
Not exactly.

it got spicier than that video shows I saw the crowd rush through the police a few times it was borderline out of control at times even with all the bizzys

Combine the 3 on different parts of your head.

5 years of wonderful Conservative rule and Theresa May is going to be there for all of it. Feels good, man.

Reminder the Ed Miliband was also also "only" Secretary for the Environment before becoming leader.

>mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-in-tears-tory-staffer-10604243
>And the PM even tried to crack a joke about the state of CCHQ food, saying: “You’ve had to eat too much cheesy pasta!”

What did she mean by this?

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He was energy secretary

Is Master Brew a Tory shill? It seems almost every video from the past 2 months has been "look how BASED this establishment Tory is everybody!"

>What did she mean by this?
I'm sure if there was evidence about stuff like this it would be kept secure and they wouldn't lose the files user...

He's a massive Tory CIVIC

>there will be a catholic prime minister in my lifetime

Comfy

Seems bullshit
Sweden more against immigrants than Denmark?
Spain more against immigrants than The Netherlands?

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2 on the sides 4 on the top mate, don't get a buzzcut you will look like a mong with hair all the same length

>Italy
>Only 52%

Keep the boats flowing boys....

strawpoll.me/13162598

What is his next move?

>85% of votes go to parties promising to carry out Brexit, end freedom of movement, and leave the single market
>that's Labour, Tories and UKIP

Why are people saying this election proves the public want a soft Brexit?

i want a zero or very low maintenance hairstyle, can't be faffing around with styling it in the morning

Corbyn is the new master of fake news.

France 47%
So France decide to vote for Macron

Sweeden has it c i v i c nationlist party at 30% in the polls as the biggest party
hopefully they dont do a gert a bottle it in the last month

DELET THIS

Just realised I haven't heard anything from Farron since the election.

What happened to him?

I don't think they could possibly be as inept as Geert

polls are shit
t.4 days ago

Last I saw of him was Friday, giving his post-election speech. He was crying during it when talking about Clegg.

The momentum memes are weak af

>that french figure

What is wrong with frogs?

At least in the UK the tories put up the pretence of wanting to control immigration so you can blame voters for being duped but the french just sit back and twiddle their thumbs whilst moaning

Acted like he won. Isn't resigning.

it is pretty short and lasts for months

>the first catholic pm is assassinated
we thought we'd grown past this

Britbongs, what the fuck is up with your government?
>literal communists
>won't launch nukes back

>censor the internet
>bring back the ivory trade
>dementia tax

>LITERAL ACTUAL TERRORISTS
You guys are fucked.

he gained seats, how is that not a win for a third party?

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

metro.co.uk/2017/06/11/the-dup-could-insist-on-nigel-farage-having-a-role-in-brexit-negotiations-6701540/

some funny news from Mrs Balls

How popular is Nige in the U.K?
Our right win parties adore him

>If you lose the election you win
seems to be the consensus among Labour voters

Umm... okay.
That's not really a proper response.

A lot of people seem to think he's racist. A lot of ppl love him too.

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youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE

>Polls herd
>Polls are shit

>Polls differ from each other
>Polls are shit

Make up your mind.
Also yougov predicted a hung parliament back in May

He is irrelevant now, Corbyn is the new populist figure

The absolute state of mongipedia