Brit/pol/ - All Is Lost Edition

>May in tears, Tory physically sick at election result
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-in-tears-tory-staffer-10604243

>Pressure builds on May to resign, Tories in revolt. Johnson tipped as PM
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/621519/theresa-may-quit-prime-minister-tory-emergency-meeting

>May will reshuffle her cabinet this afternoon, Trump visit postponed
twitter.com/BethRigby/status/873870404942692353 (embed)

>European diplomats have told me that triggering Article 50 can be rescinded. UK only leaves EU when signing deal in 2 years time
twitter.com/ianbirrell/status/873819034709610496 (embed)

>Theresa May to launch extreme internet plans despite not winning majority
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

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1st for the Brit/pol/ national anthem

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>GEMMMMMMA

Is there some (il)legal way in which we can deport Owen Jones?

LABOUR SOUGHT COALITION WITH THE DUP IN 2010
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Boris Johnson's posts in the Conservative MPs whatsapp group. Confirmed to be real by Sky.

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>British "tradition"

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>>European diplomats have told me that triggering Article 50 can be rescinded. UK only leaves EU when signing deal in 2 years time

That's a treaty interpretation question for the CJEU, not for anonymous """European diplomats""".

Does anyone have that yankposter's compilation of information for JFs?
Stick it in the OP next time please.

ACTUAL ANTHEM

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Cornwall has never voted Labour. I don't know if it is to do with the religious non-conformist/conformist culture maintaining the Liberals and keeping Labour out of the picture but I hoped Labour would start making inroads in areas. They took Plymouth back and in some places got almost the same voteshare as the Libdems so I'm hoping the takeover is starting.

The young can possibly do it but local candidates will struggle as being a racist is one of the main benchmarks for becoming elected there.

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Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor.
Sean tír ár sinsir feasta
Ní fhagfar fé'n tiorán ná fé'n tráil
Anocht a théam sa bhearna bhaoil,
Le gean ar Ghaeil chun báis nó saoil
Le guna screach fé lámhach na bpiléar
Seo libh canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

Cois bánta réidhe, ar árdaibh sléibhe,
Ba bhuachach ár sinsir romhainn,
Ag lámhach go tréan fé'n sár-bhrat séin
Tá thuas sa ghaoith go seolta
Ba dhúchas riamh d'ár gcine cháidh
Gan iompáil siar ó imirt áir,
'S ag siúl mar iad i gcoinne námhad
Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

Curfá

A bhuíon nách fann d'fhuil Ghaeil is Gall,
Sin breacadh lae na saoirse,
Ta scéimhle 's scanradh i gcroíthe namhad,
Roimh ranna laochra ár dtire.
Ár dtinte is tréith gan spréach anois,
Sin luisne ghlé san spéir anoir,
'S an bíobha i raon na bpiléar agaibh:
Seo libh, canaídh Amhrán na bhFiann.

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>"the left mobilised young voters by making funny memes"
>the left
>being funny

Why are people lapping up this false claim so readily?

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>labour is polling the highest

>confirmed to be real by sky

welp that proves it

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Talked with a Catholic friend who said his priest keeps ranting about Polish Catholics.

Apparently the English Catholic Church was very happy about the influx of Poles and assumed they would join the declining local parishes, revitalise them and keep many churches from shutting down.

Instead the Poles have formed their own parishes (apparently they've the right to do so them since WW2), which operate in the UK on a "missionary" basis and are subject to bishops back in Poland rather than the English Catholic hierarchy.

So the latter are still declining and the Poles are taking over more and more churches.

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I'm a bit drunk. Why am I looking at the labour discord chat?

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[BACK STABBING INTENSIFIES]

Stop spelling faoi wrong you're triggering me.

WRONGO PAL, TRY AGAIN

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Finally sprung for a Chinese munch box tonight, lads.

The verdict? Avoid.

Putting the salt and pepper chips in with everything just means the seasoning coats everything else making it overly salty and peppery. It's not very appetising at all.

Stick to the normal kebab munchy boxes is my advice.

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All the lefty networks were shouting at people to vote every ad break. MTV and Comedy Central and that.

Why is Prince William hanging around with children who aren't his?

I just finished college and going to uni in September, moved back up to my parents for the summer which is in the middle of no where, hardly any jobs, closest village is ten miles away, what should I do this summer if I can't find a job lads? I'm going to be bored as shit

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

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Obviously a convenient leak by Boris. I'm guessing he has a long term plan and doesn't want anyone making a move on the leadership before then.

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MAKE IT HAPPEN BOYS

>Chicken balls

aww, how sweet, he takes his mother to the polling station
she probably doesn't get out much by herself since the hip operation

Can't say I've seen it happen here desu, all the poles go to the regular service, they have polish services occasionally though

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Lads, a mate of mine said " Have you heard loads of Oasis on the radio recently? That's cos of the Manchester bombings right?"

"Yeah mate, I hope they do Liverpool next. I love the Beatles."


When did Hammond turn into Iron Man?
GET ON MY LEVEL MANC

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The left mobilised young voters by giving tuition fee gibs.

Memes don't get people voting without having something to vote for.

They're just too stupid to realise it has to be paid for somehow.

Any craic?

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>american trad-
oh wait you have none

Do you lads think boris will be a good pm?

sell him to a saudi prince?

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>membership meme

Corbyn has been fucking insufferable since Thursday. Who gets smug about a defeat? He's obviously got no interest in being PM.

Anyone who is outward looking can see that British workers are some of the most unproductive. The problem is that the Conservatives "method" of improving this by worsening conditions and pay clearly hasn't worked!

I can't see Elitist values such as "hard work" being the remedy to the underclasses problems cutting it in the next decade. That is the crisis the Tories are facing. Although I'm sure you see my socialist values as discredited and unworthy.

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the tories are all waiting til after the article 50 cut off / finished deal til they hold the next election.

Boris will run and probably some others.

Triple quadruple double crossing going on here and believing the country are fucking dumb enough to buy it. There's not one swear word in there so the whole thing is suitable to print.

Utter bollocks.

Have a slag instead. At least she's real.

>people vote for the Tories out of principle or loyalty.
>people vote for labour for gibs.

Democracy remains a mistake

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It'll be good for the bants

>There once was a fellow from Ankara

>catholic pm
no

Níl.

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That's where you're wrong

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Is that some kind of Batty Language?

It's difficult to even express how utterly uninspired and dumb that is. After so many months of denying that there's anything wrong with having 'terrorist links' too (jezza and his IRA mateys).

>tinder
>she's real

Jesus Christ they're so fucking deluded

He even looks like a Shakespearean character

Bloody hell, she's wonderful. Quite a regal face desu

I'm not even joking when I say start looking at some of the shit you're going to be doing in uni. There is no better feeling in the world than actually knowing shit going into an exam and putting some work in now, even a small amount will pay off big ten months or so

>Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
>Difficult and unnatural to read
>Not ending the sentence with the punchline
>Meme doesn't fit the message
>Not actually funny, barely thought-provoking (especially if it's designed to convince people to support Jezbollah)

I rate your meme "fuck off back to whichever slimy shilling pisshole you came from"/10.

>Oxford Educated
>puts a space before an exclamation mark

Genuinely starting to think the whole retard "act" isn't an act.

What are
>school shootings
>shit sports
>heart attacks
??

Mise freisin. Enjoying my days off though.

Nice try sky news twat

>muh guns and helicopters
A growing number of liberals in your country want guns banned, and the whole thing is a meme rather than a tradition, you have no idea what one is because your country has no history or culture, I mean to the point where you have to come in our threads to get any

(((Sacha baron Cohen)))

Do you honestly believe the court will turn against the EU on this, hell, on anything significant?

ECJ court rulings take years and are expensive.
There was one shot at it in Ireland and they literally gave up about a week ago.

>May is ditching literally every campaign pledge except censoring the internet
I really hate this control freak cunt

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.

Lads I just want a cute gf who can sing
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Who is this semen demon????

I thought she would have been quietly relieved to be given the chance to resign. She's never looked comfortable in the job and seems to have a lot of socially awkward/autistic tendencies. Why stay now that everyone round the table is conspiring to fuck her over?

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>being in favour of the snoopers charter

>dresses like boy
>sings nigger music
You don't want that thing surely.

He cucked on election night by not calling out May's bullshit.

>24
>go to the pub
>get ID'd

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING POLICE STATE I'M A GROWN ASS MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Corbyn is just another Blair.

A lot of these youngsters who are talking about him like he's the second coming are too young to remember the 1997 election - if they were even alive back.

Imagine all the endless hype and platitudes surrounding Corbyn right now but multiply it tenfold. That's what it was like for Blair. Not only did Blair restore pride and passion in Labour voters after years of Tory rule like Corbyn has done, but he also reached out to Tory voters and won them over too. A charismatic left wing politician promising change, and telling us that things will be different (and that they can ONLY GET BETTER!)

And then we knew what happened next.

Corbyn, like Blair, is just a demagogue who knows what young lefties want to hear. If he becomes PM, he will jump into bed with the Saudis and Israelis first chance he gets. He'll also cosy up to Trump (that'll make him "based" on here but that's not the point).

He's not this I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM tier populist, he's another opportunist who just happens to be more aware of what the youth want.

Shame on the older Corbynistas who should know better though.

Of course. They strike down EU laws frequently.

Where are you getting the impression that they're afraid to do so?

Also they're an institution of the EU, how can they "turn against the EU"? It's like asking if the US Supreme Court ever turns against the US. They rule against the European Commission frequently anyway.

In fairness, he didn't win win, but he is winning at losing while the Tories are losing despite winning. He's flipped the tables on them and Mays marginal victory may be short lived and result in the Tories actual defeat and Corbyns actual literal victory.

She and Arsene Wenger have the same adviser.

Shart in mart too

He's diplomatic, a true professional

Boris probably doesn't fancy the poisoned chalice - at least not yet.

Labour are generally not well-liked in the south west. A lot of people think the tories are way too left wing but vote for them anyway just to make sure Labour don't win. Labour have never given a shit about rural poverty so even the poor people don't like them. The massive amount of internal migration to the west is the only reason Labour have ever had any chance there generally. Only Bristol and a couple of other more urban areas ever usually vote Labour. Labour don't even try to win votes in most of the south west. I've literally never had a Labour leaflet through my door. Honestly never, and I'm in my thirties. A DUP style party would do well in the south west if we weren't so afraid of splitting the vote. Same reason UKIP, BNP, English Democrats, etc. never did that well round here except in the European elections - we don't want to split the vote. But if the Tories do keep moving to the left indefinitely then fuck knows what we'll do tbqh.

She's not actually singing nigger music, it's the German dude that is.

What do you do when you know the solutions to your problems but you can't execute them because you're an apathetic lazy piece of shit who's scared of leaving your safety zone?

There's periods when I tell myself to just do it and I set a routine, I just can't keep to it and the cycle of apathy gets worse