You're in your local shop trying to pick the best ham for your sandwich when suddenly this man comes up to you and says

You're in your local shop trying to pick the best ham for your sandwich when suddenly this man comes up to you and says
>Salam aleykum, this shop is under sharia control. Put that haram shit away and get out of the meat aisle or else I'll chop your hands off, inshallah!
What do you do?

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LE BASED SIKH MAN XDDD

in be4 a bunch of faggots claims these towel head dirtbags are "based"

Oh boy another "let's pretend this picture of a sikh is a muslim" thread. How original.

I pull my pants down and squat, once he realizes we are kin he'll level with me on the bullshit

Why would a shop under sharia control have ham in the first place?

#1- That is a Sikh.
#2- Sikhs HATE Muslims.

> american education

Pull out my glock and blow his brains out. Then shove some pork up his ass.

see you fucking cocksucker

I pull out my conceal and carry glock, tell him "This isn't Europe, towelhead."

#3- That sword is for kebap removal.

That's a Sikh, maroon

You tell em Skeeter, I bet your cousin would swoon and fall head over heels into your motorized chair after hearing that line

poo in loo detected

Shoot him?

Okay, leaf, you just keep talking and letting your government take your rights, but ooooh, Americans and their guns are so bad.

That's a Sikh you dumb nigger. They fucking hate Muslims.

Where did he say he was based? He just mentioned the fact that sikhs and muslims do not get along.

That is a fact. Get over it. Just because somebody points it out does not mean they are saying sikhs are awesome.

>in be4 a bunch of faggots claims these towel head dirtbags are "based"
they are based. they have the 1st and 2nd amendments written into their fucking religion
>#1- That is a Sikh.
>#2- Sikhs HATE Muslims.
correct
>#3- That sword is for kebap removal.
also correct

Shoot him and run. And I'm white.

they haven't taken my right to bantz yet

Operative word: yet.

Call him what he is: a very sikh man.

Of course you would Cletus.

Every time the amount of Newfags surprises me... Muslim /sikh is one of the biggest shitpost ever

No they don't

>le based sikh maann xDDD

>sikhs
>sharia
ok then

Careful at the Bataclan, frog. But better to be shot, run over by a car and your women raped than be thought of as a hillbilly, right?

I feel like this needs to be posted everytime someone makes these threads.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

People who go to this kind of venues tend to be "islam is a religion of piece, love NOT war" type
I don't care if they die tbqh

We agree on at least one thing then.

that dude isnt a real muslim, he does not represent islam

that's a based sikh

This guy is clearly a sikh. Weak bait, try harder..

>Pull out gun
>Shoot him until dead
>Become a hero for a week
Fucking love america

That's a Sikh, dumbass.

Will not work in my hood you fucking sand nigger....

He's a sikh so is just a prank.

Sikhs are /ourguys/

Lol Pajeet y u larpin?

Sikhs are forbidden to consume halal tainted filth.

I wish we didn't have so many stale pasta threads.

Sikhs butcher in a way similar to halal, only that they attempt to kill the creature with a blow or decapitation to the head before draining the blood.

Why not just be a good Merican and blow the pig's head clean off in a millisecond.