>Chris Grayling has been confirmed as Secretary of State for Transport. >Priti Patel has been confirmed as Secretary of State for International Development. >Damian Green First Secretary of State and Minister for the Cabinet Office. >Greg Clark Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy. >David Gauke Secretary of State for Work and Pensions. >Liz Truss Chief Secretary to the Treasury. >Dr Liam Fox Secretary of State for International Trade. >Justine Greening Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women and Equalities. >Sajid Javid Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government. >David Lidington Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice. >Alun Cairns Secretary of State for Wales. >twitter.com/GuidoFawkes
So as far as I can tell, the DUP hasn't actually agreed to anything yet, and some Tories are already getting mad at May for the suggestion of cooperation. Can May actually pull together a functioning government at this point?
Alexander Hill
Work nights, didnt sleep yesterday at all since friday afternoon, thus sleep at odd times, sometimes ill sleep at night, sometimes in the morning, sometimes in the evening, woke up about 12.30am.
I'm good till this evening/night now. I need about 5-6hrs sleep every 24 hrs. Will make some oats/eggs + protein weetabix or sommat, work out and shower when the sun comes up in a few hours.
Got Jujitsu later today
Joshua Nelson
Sure she can. The DUP are currently pushing the tories for a few perks in exchange for their support, which is to be expected. The tories don't have a choice but to play along, since the last thing they want or need right now is another election.
We'll get more details when things have been sorted out, but I've no idea how long that could take. The DUP are in a very strong position right now and they know it.
Brandon Thompson
I can't sleep desu. I'm trying
Hunter Scott
the tories have to play ball with the DUP, if they do not and we do have another election they're going to lose a shit ton of seats.
which of course I hope happens.
Dylan Martin
DUP are in a position to benefit greatly and the tories have too much to lose right now, so neither side can really afford to turn on the other.
Just think how different things would right now if the tories had lost just 6 or 7 more seats.
Joseph Lewis
You can do it senpai!
Caleb Morris
*blocks your sovereignty*
Ryder Foster
What's the best way to deal with heartbreak lads?
Nicholas Robinson
I really want to sleep, but I can't
Kayden Garcia
Throw yourself into something productive. There's no point moping but at the same time people who tell you to 'just get back out there' are fucking retarded. Start doing those thing you tell yourself you'll do but never get around to.
Evan Jenkins
>they've stopped calling it gay marriage entirely and are now calling it equal marriage for fucks sake benis does not belong in anus
Knowing my luck, the second I moved to Norn Iron they'd get direct rule from Westminster/given to the republic and get all the fag laws.
Lincoln Edwards
>There will never be another Brit as great as Mosley
youtu.be/8owxDzyVz_g Sophie was very heavy on the makup back in the day. I bet she had spots like a motherfucker.
Benjamin Carter
Hey lads. My 25th Birthday is this week and I'll probably be spending it alone but you guys are here :)
Jeremiah Robinson
>not just wanking off to asmr girls and pretending they're your gf youtu.be/kovSSUiaUYI
Brody Young
Happy Birthday my dude
John Sullivan
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Isaac Reyes
>gay >don't want to be gay
H-How do you break up with someone who is in love with you, and who is the only person who understands you? Should I stick with it?
Asher Hill
Just don't ejaculate for a while and when you do then do it with a woman, do this until you're cured.
Ryder Young
I don't think I could live with myself knowing I stooped that low. Thanks lads! :))
Justin Hughes
I don't know any women.
Ryder Sanchez
Then porn. However often you go without ejaculating, double it. Then wank to some tits. If it doesn't work then wait longer, in the end you'll be so horny a table with curved legs would set you off.
Do this often enough and you'll have triggered a pavlovian esque reaction in your brain to feel you are attracted to women, they make you ejactulate, and you're fixed. You can literally make yourself attracted to anything this way.
Benjamin Sanchez
Why are you trying to help this degenerate? He knows what he has to do.
Mason Sullivan
How does this resolve my lack of psychological need to impress a woman. Or how I regard them as necessary parasites?
Thomas Baker
>guys It's one person. And no, I don't. Which is why I asked.
I'm pretty sure you're a degenerate too.
Lucas Nelson
Once you've conditioned yourself to find them sexually attractive and pine for them you'll want to to get the vagina. Because this is pretty much the only forum that can actually advise him beyond "omfg wats rong wid bein gay its 2017 lol"
Gabriel Cook
Have you tried this method for anything?
Owen Miller
KEK
John Harris
I'm not gay, so I haven't tried it to change sexuality, but I've used it to pick up and drop fetishes, if you want to discourage yourself from doing something then you need to do the opposite, keep wanking to it forever. Pull up some gay porn, ejaculate, but keep going, it's sore, painful, and unenjoyable, in the end you'll write it off as a bad job and close it down.
If you combine both, wank to women, then after you cum wank to gay porn it'll work twice as fast, because you'll get the gratification from the women and then just get the disappointment, pain, and limp cock from the gay porn.
Wyatt Hall
>How does this resolve my lack of psychological need to impress a woman. Or how I regard them as necessary parasites?
Neither of those are in any way contradictory to being straight. Men who look to women to fulfill psychological needs are losers and end up getting fucked over. Their being necessary parasites is simply a matter of fact.
Jaxson Bailey
Lads I think Tommy has been nicked again
Landon Garcia
Very interesting. I am capable of wanking to straight porn, but I see no gratification from women as people. The only outcome is children--which I want. I will try finding some straight porn to like, but I am not a sexually voracious person. It will be unsatisfying whatever.
How do straight men remain sane?
By the anti-Zionist police?
Jaxson Scott
>By the anti-Zionist police? poofter bringing the bants
Hunter Green
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Jeremiah Brooks
>How do straight men remain sane? we don't
Jason Powell
>>guys Where did you pull that from? I didn't write that. Can you see things I can't? >you're a degenerate too That is an ad hominem, but no I'm not.
Well good luck, afaik this guy is just asking to feel less immoral for being a huge degenerate without actually doing anything meaningful to stop.
Jonathan Adams
Are the roastie whore memes true?
Ryder Gutierrez
>implying i'm not a virgin
Easton Davis
Not ad hom. Not trying to negate anything. But you advocated a negative attitude. Not a positive, heroic message.
And I'm pretty sure you do engage in degeneracy every day. Most everyone does.
Daniel Young
Sure probably. I don't really do anything 'degenerate' on a daily basis, not that I'd call it degenerate, maybe someone else would.
But watch how this kid turns things around and doesn't direct the beam at themselves, only superficially recognising their flaws and getting attention for basically no improvement.
Sorry if I'm not convinced you'll improve, at least not any time soon. And I don't think the attention on here is helping you.
Chase Russell
>it's a "all the characters get blown up by the ira" episode
Gabriel Campbell
Show me a map of the island of Ireland.
Lucas Foster
CHIPPIN AWAY AT TAE CULCHURE
Jose Bailey
So is Labour gonna wing it in 2022?
Jackson Reed
Ehy hev meed ay legetemeight end paceful requiast
Colton Cruz
Need some cleansing of the green areas. How did so many Ireland fags get out of Ireland and into the UK ?
Grayson Hall
They were doing a two for one deal on paving stones and it sort of just got out of hand from there.
Anthony Flores
Andy burnham has criticised a protest against Islamist terrorism. On twitter he wrote "To those saying they weren't EDL - I honestly don't care. They still need to take a long, hard look at themselves. Gmpolice deserve better." What an absolute spineless piece of shit coward. What a joke.
Jeremiah Parker
It will trend to whomever is the more Blairite, unless you ban students and women from voting.
Caleb Watson
They'd been there for the best part of 5 thousand years. The red devil invaders are only off the boat a few hundred years.
Easton Moore
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Dominic Ramirez
>The red devil invaders Ahh, the benevolent British Empire, not genociding the locals again, and look what happens 200 years later. The Empire was too soft.
Nathan Smith
If you want to talk about who's been here thousands of years then we've both shared similar DNA for thousands of years, it's only since the collapse of the Romans we got a bit KRAUTED, but otherthan that we're the same. Infact, there's so much cross mixture between our peoples that unless you isolate extreme variances and trace their lineages you can not tell us apart.
Jack Cooper
>called Obama part-Kenyan Fucking hate facts.
Oliver Rodriguez
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Elijah Adams
morning chaps, ready for another week of hard work ?
Sebastian Taylor
>When you lose to Ethiopian niggers
Top kek
Bentley Adams
I'm off to sleep nun night
Kevin Anderson
Source?
Kayden Sanders
>when you lose to vikings, normans, and brits, your language is almost extinct and needing to be subsidised by the tax payer and you only own 4/5ths of your miserable island but still claim you won anything
Luke Martinez
Norman's and Brits are the same thing you daft cunt.
Henry Gray
>tfw the 18%
Guess all my peers wanted free stuff desu.
Aaron Phillips
what? obama said himself he was half kenyan
Jordan Flores
Is anything happening today or does it all go down tomorrow with the 1922 and DUP meetings?
Jacob Hughes
Are the irish going to blow up garbage cans again or what?
Dominic Carter
Is boris /ourguy/?
Isaac Johnson
>labour closing in on vote forces hung parliament >everyone is smug that they think jeremy's gonna be second in charge >instead we get a coalition with the most right wing party imagineable
have lefties ever been blown the fuck out this hard?
Elijah Lopez
>Priti Patel >Poo in the loo >International Development >Can't even develop toilets in his own country
Jack Lee
More like we've been blown the fuck out.
DUP wants stricter internet regulation. Farewell Sup Forums.
Brody Thomas
We'll give Oscar the grouch a telephone warning before each one.
Julian Hill
The summer of 1941?
Carson Reyes
>he doesnt use a VPN
Wyatt Phillips
TOR's good enough. I don't want to spend actual money.
Tyler Thompson
Love how Anna Soubry says the people have rejected hard brexit when her majority has shrunk to 3 figures
Samuel King
TOR is a honeypot at this point so all you're doing is making it worse for yourself. Buy a raspberry pi for like 30 bucks and make your own
Jaxon Wright
Fuck spending money lad.
Easton James
How are you lads enjoying the Queen's birthday?
Camden Carter
they're like 30 quid lad that's chumpchange
Benjamin Carter
>not having your own VPN Jesus Christ did I come to a preschool forum?
Ayden Davis
Look, I don't want to spend my hard earned dole. Get that into your heads.
Jack Martin
>DUP wants stricter internet regulation. They also want to fuck the BBC, the point is thy will target left wing shite not right wing.
Jacob Long
bump
Robert Watson
He's a good goy that loves going to war for Israel's benefit so not really. Least he's not a commie.
Josiah Morris
boris is turkish.
Nolan Bailey
Is that supposed to refute him loving Israeli wars?
Nearly a third of five to seven-year-olds thought that cheese came from a plant, not an animal, while one in four older primary school pupils thought the same.
In addition, just over one in five of the younger kids, and 13 per cent of the older primary group believed that animals provide us with pasta. There was also uncertainty about other foods, with 22 per cent of five to seven-year-olds saying prawns come from plants and 20 per cent suggesting that chips are made of animals.
Among the eight to 11-year-olds questioned as part of the British Nutrition Foundation poll for its Healthy Eating Week, there was slightly less confusion, although 10 per cent thought that bread came from animals.
Any ideas for a Sup Forums-related quiz team name? I was going to go for something subtle, but it's mostly done by student wankers glued to their phones like the cheating cunts they are so I'm thinking obvious and crass is the way forward - like 'Corbyn's a cunt'.
Literally nothing wrong with any of those quotes. Society has shifted so far that simply calling out Obama for the half-Kenyan he is is considered controversial.
Lincoln Ross
How does an animal make cheese I thought cheese was created in a dome thing?
