>Be secret Service >Assigned to Barron >"Mr. Agent, I want to go outside and play." >He puts on Manchester Untied kit >Fucking Manchester fans >Have to watch for fucking snipers while a little kid plays soccer in the Rose Garden because Liberals hate his dad >Kid is lonely as fuck >"Mr. Agent, will you play with me?" >Fucker is taller than me. >"Sorry kid, I have to make sure no one shoots you. You gotta play by yourself." >"Why would someone shoot me?" He asks. >Explain his dad's situation. >He becomes cold and quiet.
>A few days later
>Dad gets him a fidget spinner. The best spinner
>Kid just spins the damned thing all day while staring at the wall >He mutters, "I'm going ghost" all the time
Ryan Watson
Either that pilot loves being able to serve under President Trump, or hes enjoying The First Lady's ass. Either way, its a win win for America
Asher Smith
Haha
Jason Watson
>Das is nice, yo."
Robert Green
Can you find any of the pilots looking and Michelle that way?
Adrian Ortiz
Barron has the New Balance retard balance shoe.
Joseph Edwards
>Not posting the original picture
Aiden Cook
How the fuck is he eleven.
Charles Gonzalez
Go to bed, Barron. It's 2:38AM .
Ryder Miller
I wonder how it would feel knowing that ever single thing you do and look up is kept track of by the government and see able by your dad.
Daniel Long
damn i wish i would suck his cock
Parker Morgan
is this fucker going to be 6'8?
Christopher Watson
WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING A RETARD N337? i bet you got the latest jordans made by chinks on. my NB made in america faggot. KYS
Gabriel Collins
Holy shit he is 11
How tall is that kid going to be?!?
Thomas Gutierrez
Melania is 5'11". He has god-tier genetics. He'll be 6'9". When he is fully grown he'll stand eye to eye with Comey and knock his bitch ass out.
Dylan Morales
I read a report that said barron was excited to move in the white house. His life had to be pretty sureal already, i bet the super rich people he hangs with are all already vetted.
Ryder Hughes
>Spend years flying king nigger around >All the sudden trump is president >Life significantly improves
Luke Ross
Trump genes
Julian Bailey
Real look of pride and satisfaction in his president from the pilot.
Dylan Thompson
I'm sure all of you looked like flawless male models when you were 11
Aaron Phillips
Isn't Barron like 11 years old? He's fucking 5'10 in that pic!
Chase Hill
Damn Christ he's lanky as fuck, he's gonna be like 6'11 or some shit when hes fully grown.
I bet Trump has had him injected with HGH, Trump is well known to be petty about height and I bet he knew from hanging around boxers and wrestlers that HGH can increase height in children
HGH coupled with Trump and Melania's already tall height genes would explain his freakish height
Luke Ortiz
>Trip-dubs
America
Chase Williams
I looked pure and clean , everyone told me I was a QT , this kid looks like a 16 YO that doesn't eat enough
