Have you taken the creampie pill?

This discussion is for married men only.

Daily reminder that creampie is the only non degenerate way to have sex with your wife.

Don't get cucked by the latex Jew.

>implying having sex with a condom is even considered sex
Why not just inject numbing solution into your dick? Exact same feeling as using a condom while fucking.

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there are no adults on plebbitchan

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the only correct way to sex is with having a foreskin

>married men on a vietnamese vitrage forum

DELET THIS

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nice

Wife quit bc a couple months ago. Gonna start trying for a kid very soon. Cant wait to bust in that sweet snizz again.

is it wrong of me to wanna stick my tongue into that thing? and swirl it around and make gulping noises?.

I used to bareback my ex all the time. I don't think we ever once used a condom in fact. She took the pill for a long time but then we decided we would be OK with having kids so she stopped and we carried on having sex with me finishing off inside her. This went on for several months and she never became pregnant. That moment when I'd fill her pussy with a massive load of spunk, we both orgasm at the same time, nothing in this world beats it.


>the only thing you feel when you're having full sex with a woman is your penis
The virgin always reveals himself.

Bareback is always better but if I really want to bone someone and I'm not 100% sure they're safe then wrapping up isn't a big deal.

I can't have any more kids. I would have to get a vesectomy if I wanted to go back to creampies.

Cumming inside cheating married women is the ultimate redpill

I'll never get over the fact that, when I first learned the term "creampie" it was used exclusively in cuckold and femdom pornography. That is to say, the submissive male (the protagonist) would be offered by a domineering woman a "cream pie" while she sat on his face for cunnilingus, and she would have another man's load in her cunt.

Years later --More than a decade later-- and it's used ubiquitously with "sex without a condom." Like, that seems like a really flowery way of saying "bareback."

>Bareback is always better but if I really want to bone someone and I'm not 100% sure they're safe then wrapping up isn't a big deal.
Are you talking about sex before marriage?

Forst time i heard it was over a decade ago and it was just cumming in a girl's pussy.

You're just a cuck who gets off to gay porn.

You're confusing "cleaning up" with creampie.

Cutfags detected

Once I eventually get a job and save up money and talk to a girl that likes me and save up more money to get a house and invite her to live with me and get to know her and get married and cum into her then I'll verify if this is indeed correct.

I've been with my wife for 3 years now, never used a condom once. Pull out game is strong, and it works because I like having her choke on my cock as I cum down her throat. Occasionally I'll say fuck it and cum inside.

The jews win again

Don't call it creampie you obese fuck

Why can't you bust now if you're planning on trying?

>Wife
>Pull out game is strong
What?

Who the fuck uses condoms with their wife?? Lmao. Id divorce a bitch yesterday for even thinkin about havin them thoughts thought up. That's for tryna talk like The Chronic was lost product.

She is my wife. I don't cum inside of her (most of the time) because she does not believe in using birth control, I don't use condoms, and I sure as hell don't have the money for a kid RIGHT NOW. (We're having kids)

What kind of faggot is married and doesn't cum in his wife's pussy? I have been married for 8 years and have never pulled out once since we've been married. It's literally the best feeling on earth.

That's your conservative upbringing talking. The idea is that we need to build up our numbers when in fact that leads to unsustainable population growth and division of wealth.

How many kids do you have?

Two.

>the 15 second best feeling on earth is worth 250,000 dollars and decades of stress

Yeah. We tried going on the pill but we never actually ended up having sex (we were dealing with vaginismus), also my wife lost her sense of smell indefinitely (it seems like it's sorta starting to come back.

Fuck birth control.

We also tried using condoms a few times but failed (same reason). By the time her vaginismus was cured we were also ready to have a kid, so I ended up impregnating her the second ovulation after we both lost our virginity.

I've never had sex with a condom, but it seems like it would be awful.

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If you are white and married and are not reproducing you are a disgrace. That aside, there are plenty of birth control options that don't involve condoms.

damn slim slow down

>this kills the americuck

Do it then faggot.

Try putting a plastic bag on your dick and jerking off, that's what using a condom is like.

Thisbis actually true the main goal for everyone should be drastically lowering the number of chinese indians blacks and arabs in the world.

We really need some genius to manufacture a good bioweapon to wipe them out and some hopeless neets to go in and infect as many people as they can.

Howard Stern.

Women need semen; it's good for them.

Already reproduced. I just find it amazing that you have only 2 kids if you've been busting loads for 8 years. How often do you have sex?

How? I have four and I only came in my wife for like 5 years. You get smacked in the balls a lot or something? Your wife fat? I noticed fat chicks have a harder time getting knocked up.

What about just putting a condom on and jerking off?