/ptg/ President Trump General - Very Fake News Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Ivanka on F&F 6/12/17
youtu.be/FCaV7eGvRLM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #20 6/9/17
youtu.be/zLj0IGLlvk8
>VP Pence keynote speech @ Faith&Freedom Coalitoin 6/10/17
youtu.be/yh2gGNLFWLg
>VP Pence speaks @Direct Supply in WI 6/10/17
youtu.be/ia7gfL2UeUo
>Pres Trump Press Conf w/King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/rRKkoes_4Mc
>Pres Trump meets with King of Gypsies 6/9/17
youtu.be/JsR96bcoq_s
>Pres Trump on Roads/Rails/Regulatory Relief 6/9/17
youtu.be/IbA47MecOMs
>WH Infrastructure Summit 6/9/17
youtu.be/J1Dj39WpgIM
>Pres Trump/Sec of Transportation Chao?Sec of Int Zinke @Dept of Transportation 6/9/17
youtu.be/17hB0txdUEw
>SoS T-Rex on the ME 6/9/17
youtu.be/Kw0wJ6bAzB0
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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First for liberal tears.

90° in VA Awooo!

How do you go from this

To this?

DRUMPF

>can I hold you?

...

Since awoo is basically kill, can you awoopodters please convert to Wendyposting and end the heresy?

It's called a crawler not a "scroll"

>6'8
>NYT, WAPO coming to your aid claiming that you wer sexually assaulted by Trump.

Was he the top or the bottom? And was he drunk? I think our level of condemnation should depend on those factors. Or does he deserve full disavowal?

Rural retard here. Explain.

CNN is all about that food

also checked

>Since awoo is basically kill
>Imblybging

Lol travel ban blocked again.
Trump truly is the worst, everything he does just fails.

Without adequate gun control laws, knife attacks will happen at an increased rate

>VA
>Hot
Cute

...

Awoo will never die. That being said I won't do it with my pass on anymore.

I swear if some foreign scumbag says its ice and beer we ought to bomb Europe.
>mfw it's 100° in Awoossippi

>stopping terrorists from coming in the country wont stop terrorism
>but banning guns will
The absolute STATE of the New York Times. They love their polls so much but I guess they've missed all the polling data over the past 20 years that shows most of America HATES the idea of more gun control. Trump got elected partially on his commitment to protecting the 2nd amendment. Everyday these people surprise me again with how out of touch they are.

blessed thread.

I got 92

Buddhism is the religion of peace. if you not a monk, you should burn yourself right now.

Cool halligan bar.

I'm in canada and I'm dying, so VA is probably hot

Leftists are fucking dumb and think gun control will stop knife attacks when it can't even stop gun attacks like in France.

> Knife attack.
> Ban guns.

Okay.

You know what I mean motherfuckers
Wendyposting is delicious

She may not be the prettiest girl on the block but you just know she sucks a mean cock.

how am i supposed to understand those numbers.

> t. celsius fag

Jesus, we just broke into the 50s and I thought it was too warm

Wrong! It's actually called a news ticker. It's sometimes called a "crawler", "crawl" or "slide."
But...The average person unversed in the exact terminology would call it a scrolling news bar. Go out on the street and ask random people. I bet more people would say the word "scroll" or "scrolling" in reference to it.

>beer
>ice

How mad does it make you that the Supreme Court will rule in his favor and make it the law of the land, forever? Brag about your kangaroo court, I look forward to your tears when a real court rules on this.

>Did you know, Putnam, that more murders are committed at 92 Fahrenheit than any other temperature? I read an article once. Lower temperatures, people are easygoing. Over 92, it's too hot to move. But just 92, people get irritable

It depends on the branch, but lay followers are allowed endless leniency.

I know you are a heretic.

To this

if you see anything other than lines, its too late

Heat means nothing to humidity my northern friend
Thought I was the only one, one of the coolest tools I've ever come across

How does banning guns stop knife attacks?

Then take you to church like nothing is wrong

It would depend on the argument they made or accepted honestly.

What did the 9th circuit do this time?

truly there must be nothing worse than being a man born with a micropenis. You're automatically out of the gene pool no matter how perfect you are.

...

Melissa Francis is so fucking hot. FUCK.

How does banning guns stop gun attacks?

When is the Alex Jones/Megyn Kelly interview coming out?

PRAISE KEK

SHADILAY

Prove that the judicial branch was a mistake.

I know you're australian user but we have to bomb europe now for your shitty understanding of how tea is to be enjoyed on a hot day

MAYNESTREEM

...

> sucking dick
> not stroking your cock with a fine velvet glove while praising Christian values of couple chastity before marriage

i rememember some program I watched about guys with small penises interviewed about their sex life. I felt bad seeing a middle aged overweight dude with a cute girlfriend.

Kek this fag attorney speaking on Fox News now was on Cagney and Lacey

Where's the benis?
And now we have to bomb Europe because of you.

Two seconds on Google
Look at the humidity and precipitation

THE NEA IS SCARED

MEATIER

OK, I guess you've traveled through the Sahara and have very insightful information to share concerning heat.

Dicksucking lips

I fucking love halligan bars. Coolest tool around.

The Supreme Court doesn't ignore statutory law and the Constitution, not even the lefties do. They've ruled 9-0 against Obama before. You would never ever see that in a circuit court.

>pour glass of wine
>Tweet out a picture
>enjoy the wine safe in the knowledge that a thousands of loonies are being triggered right now

THIS THIS THIS. Jurist are the enemies of all americans.

just popping by to say hi again

That's a botched circumcision, senpai

Jesus every time I see a picture like this I just feel so sad.

Ruled against the travel ban before the SC could take a look at it today.

>999

That's terrific but wasn't what he asked user

thats clearly iced tea!

Kek, those fags know their days are numbered

Too late for what?

Meadjier*

>you guys ready?

Media cries and complains as Oliver Stone tells them there was no Russian hacking

youtu.be/nG8mRoXGAjU

Hello micronation. You guys are pretty cool. I have family only a little ways to the south in Switzerland. Your country is very nice.

He's got a point

What's life like in your country?

Hi Liechtenstein

Thanks for the neat flag .gif

It would be a lot better if we had term limits or they had to win elections to retain their seats. That's what we do in Florida, every 4 years they're on the ballot and get removed if they don't clear 50%. That means accountability to the people.

Botched circumcision

wow, he's a big guy

i hate swiss, they are dogs

What does this means for SC's ruling?

They will be fine, private donations will make up the difference, honestly it should have never been paid for with taxes

It's too late for Barron. A skeleton is already inside of him.

ITS A MINT JULEP
STOP DOING THIS

They are incredibly rich and everyone lives very very well there.

legislated from the bench as usual. They should be tried for treason.

They're trying to be faggots and issue an additional ruling right before SCOTUS looks at it, pretending that this is how it works at all. Hope they keep providing the proof that the 9th is not interested at all in judicial process or Constitutional Law so someday soon they can be dismantled.

>Trump was compared to fucking Gaius Julius Caesar himself.
>This was supposed to be a negative portrayal of events in 2017.

What do they teach about based Julius in US to make him appear as bad guy?

Have you seen the video of him walking here? Why does he walk like he has polio?
Not being mean, just genuinely curious.

tell me more about your village nation.

Nothing at all

ehehehe ehehehe