Be american

>be american
>have to give a tip right after birth

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AAAAHHHH! I HATE JEWS AND JEWY CHRISTIANS!!!!!

I actually just ordered a device called tugger tlc it's suppose to restore my foreskin mechanically, soon I'll have my foreskin and more sensation to my head back

I hope it works as described my american friend.

Reminder that you're not white if you're cut.

wait so the skin isnt removed, its just sewn onto the phimotic ring?
what happens if the stitches get undone?

Fucking disgusting behavior. How the FUCK can a so called first world country continue this ancient practice of mutilating young babies?
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE OVER THERE?

Cut ppl only have 10% of the sexual sensation of uncut ppl (but they will never know what they are missing though).

It's actually worse than the milder forms of female circumcision... but "everyone" over there accepts it. Fucking insane.

WAKE THE FUCK UP

Circumcision is good, it makes the penis cleaner and less likely to have phimosis

No one's mentioned being sucked off while everyone stands around giggling and drinking
Or the herpes reputed to follow

Do you greasy wops not know how to wash your fucking weener?

>be bong

I said it makes it cleaner, not that you're not supposed to wash it

I'm starting to worry about the part where people come to Sup Forums every day to post about foreskins.

>be british
>have to give welfare to muslim hordes

what did he mean by this?

>i-it's no big deal goy
>but make sure you do it

you get circumcised to cure phimosis not prevent it pasta nigger

I'm cut, and the skin is removed almost all the way to the base, so I still have some sensation left.
But I wouldn't trade 30-40 minute sex for more sensation, to be honest.

smart move

It's not your foreskin though, it's just manually stretched dick skin.

>Circumcision is good
MY DICK IS FINE CUT
WOMERNS ACTUALLY LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY
SHUT UP
*cries*

It's a Jewish ownership branding

i just cant imagine. so can you see the stitches? can it be undone? (refer to pic)

im not circumcised and i can go as long as i want too lol. All it takes is self control.

are you a rapefugee from some -stan shithole?

Same here. I am cut as well and have no problem maintaining for a long time

>not tipping the doctor after birthing you

Are you retarded? You have probably payed for 10 niggers births in that past hour.

phimosis only happens if you don't take care of yourself. it's like cutting off your legs and using a wheel chair to get around because you're too lazy to walk.

Holy shit this is horrifying

Except you can still walk if you cut your foreskin. Shit analogy

My old-school hippy parents saved me from circumcision while all the cut fags on here got mutilated by their cuckservative parents.

>tfw 20cm uncut white cock

No, no you won't. You will have skin covering your dick, sure but you won't get back lost nerves.

Yes, the stitches are somewhat visible if you try. I had it done when I was like 2, so don't really remember anything.
Nope, half British and half Russian.
My gf loves it, but she hasn't really seen an uncut dick so I don't know her stance on looks.

>tfw I know you're a spic because no white guy in America uses metric

>pics or gtfo

>How the FUCK can a so called first world country continue this ancient practice of mutilating young babies?
Blame Christians. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
>Trust me goyim if you cut off your sons' foreskins they won't masturbate

Speaking from personal experience that isn't true. I masturbate 3 or 4 times a day on average.

Oy vey, dr. Goldstein demand shekeltips and ennis tips

We've had this thread a million times. Don't get cut, don't cut your kids. Don't be a retard.

uncut here and i can last that and longer, cumming when you don't want to is like a child pissing his pants

>Be british
>Run
>Hide
>Present asshole

I use metrics on pol.

You laugh but when I was stationed at Menwith Hill, all the English girls loves my cock. Various compliments are as follows:

>it looks better
>it's easier to suck
>there's no smell
>you last longer in bed
>I love the backstroke

Maybe the British migrant issue isn't about your women's love for brown dicks; it's their love for cut dicks.

Don't wanna get banned. :(

What I meant was 30-40 minutes even on a bad day, I can last for an hour for sure. After that the girl usually becomes the deciding factor.
>cumming when you don't want to
How is that related?

>people will defend having a mutilated dick

It has all the properties of foreskin except that special ring at the rim. Still good, has the nerve endings and stuff, isn't loose or anything, perfectly snug. That's what I read, anyway.

of course (((((((they)))))) will

my point is that if you're cut or not it doesn't matter, you can still last a long time if you have self-control, and how many girls like to be pounded hard for 40 fucking minutes
this threat is literally MUH DICK

In any case cutting your dick up and reducing your own sensation to please women seems like a dubious move to me to make of your own volition only for those reasons above.

no bully

The girls I fucked in college literally orgasmed in 10-15 minutes.

By the same token, he likely has paid for 100 nigger executions if you count state backed abortions.

All this circumcision and yank hating aside, do you really wank 3-4 times a day? That's probably as much as I do it in a week and I consider myself to be quite the wanker. Tugging it that much can't be good for you.

What the hell, I thought they only cut this part off. You might as well cut it all off now

>I'll never know the difference anyway so it's totally fine I was cut as an infant without consent, through an 'elective' procedure

They ALWAYS fucking do, always. Mind-bogglingly idiotic.

Gawd, why do you care about american dicks sooo much?

Good luck user, I'm happy for you.
Legit made me smile.

>why do you care about american dicks sooo much?
Jesus, this is EXACTLY what my sister & her husband asked me while I was arguing against my nephew being cut for no reason whatsoever.
>Why do you care about your nephew's dick so much?
WHY DON'T YOU?

The most I wanked in a day was 6 or 7 times. It gets a little sore, but not a sore as going a week without doing it.

Well I ain't defending having a cut dick, people really shouldn't be doing that anyway. I just have no way to turn it back now and am trying to say that it's not that bad.
That depends on the girl. I lucked out with mine, and ain't really looking to drop her, so it's fine.
>I'll never know the difference anyway so it's totally fine I was cut as an infant without consent, through an 'elective' procedure
Nobody's saying that all people should be cut. Again, I'm trying to find some positive sides for people that can't change it now.

Washing my hands every 10 seconds would make them cleaner, but it would be bad for me.

...

>I'm trying to find some positive sides for people that can't change it now
This only lends strength to the "doesn't matter, not a big deal" arguments allowing it to continue.

its a fucking porn meme, they see it usually lasts 30-40 minutes and they think its normal, when in fact women don't even want this
why don't they rub the dick with sandpaper or some shit to make it even less sensitive, cant feel shit but im pumping her like a beast

I honestly don't care. Sorry if that offends you. But I am just curious why some bong keeps posting dick cutting memes. It's just odd.

No pretty good analogy, removing useful part of the body for no reason at all is retarded.

Still a healthy head is going to do wonders for his sexual pleasure.

Well, I'm certainly not gonna cut my son(s). If people are really that retarded, my words won't help them.
And circumsicion is a rare practice in Russia anyway.

>WHY DON'T YOU?
^^^ Was not directed at you. It was my response to them.
I do get heated quick over this issue though, based on the fact that mine was done wrong & I've never had an orgasm from sex.

Imagine being an American who despise Jews but run around with an (((circumcised penis)))

An uncut guy can usually cum on demand.

Maybe it's just a giant play by the lube industry. From what I hear it's almost impossible to masturbate without lube if you're circumcised.

>If people are really that retarded
You have no idea how bad it is with people over here, Russiabro. Males will defend the practice with their dying breaths if need be, simply to not ever have to admit there's anything wrong with their dicks.

It's more like lasering your newborn's head so they never have to wash their hair

i'm white and cut

come at me elephant faggots

It's not my choice ok

This, I know many a girl that wants me inside her for over an hour but I don't know any woman that wants to be pounded American style for more than 10mins.

...And how is that useful? I'd like to cum when my body wants to.
That's fuckin gay. Never seen anything like that when I lived in the US, but I guess I never really joined any discussions on dicks.

No worries senpai. Sorry they botched your dick. I really am...can't imagine not being able to get off. So I get your POV. Totally. That is a good point.
If you asked me am I mad that my dick got cut...no, not at all. My sex life is great and I don't know what sex is like with an uncut dick.

That actually is what they historically used to just cut off. It made sense in the desert during biblical times where bathing was a luxury for the wealthy. Modern circumcisions started when some Jews decided to cut off more foreskin to prevent restoration after Christianity.

What's "American style"?

Tug at it with an attached weight appliance until it grows back. Experience heaven.

>tfw cut and senseless 15 minute sex.

>Maybe it's just a giant play by the lube industry

Google "neonatal foreskin sales".
These things are BIG money for the pharma & cosmetics industries, and the doctors/hospitals who sell the foreskins to them.

You hear silly things.

Still, doing that to your penor for religious reasons is retarded.

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Reminder you're a leaf cuck

really?
that must suck for ya bud

You definitely still can, it just isn't nearly as pleasant. Doing it bare bones traditional technique, there is no real come up, just a climax.

Wait you get sore if you wank a lot?
Wait you get sore if you don't wank!?
Dafuq

If you weren't cut you'd cum in 2 minutes, so you got lucky, roach.
lol

100%

Sore balls =/= sore shaft
sore =/= chaffed

Old.

>"Hey, user, you wanna watch me get smashed by my friend Jamal?"

Another divide and conquer jewery post.. great. Don't tell me it's because you are worried about my cock faggot and if you are you're a dengenerate homo

I've been addicted to masturbate by fucking fridge bags soaped and rolled in a blanket since I was 13. I think I've lost a bit more sensation from that.

Dem freckles.

it shouldn;t be done for stupid cosmetic reasons desu, my bro is cut because he got a infection as a baby and thats the only reason to it. There are stories of babies losing their dicks in botched operations, those kids will fucking kill their parents when they find out they are dickless because they wanted him to have a pretty dick