Neighbor just had a break in

>neighbor just had a break in
>live in an apartment house on the lowest floor
>police sucks in cuckistan so no presence from any kind of law enforcement in the area until tomorrow
>live in an area with A LOT of foreigners
>can't own a fucking gun because of cuckistan cuck rules and don't wanna go to prison
So, any suggestions on how I should go about and defend myself and my family from baboos trying to break in?

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crossbow?

A bat or bludgeon. I would recommend also a sharp object such as a knife or honed piece of metal.

Find the film ' Straw Dogs ' online , enjoy.

You need to either move the fuck to America or move to the countryside of Sweden with the Golden One. Anyone living in a Swedish city is retarded at this point

Electrify your windows.

if making a shiv, make sure to create a cross/handguard so you don't end up slicing your own fingers off when the blade meets resistance.

Join a gym that offers UFC type training. Learn self defense and become stronger.

Put Bars on your windows.

Metal police baton (caves in skulls nicely)
Lead pipe or other metal pipe
Base ball bat with nails sticking out
Hair spray and a lighter

2011 or 1971?

find a large solid metal object and fasten it to a stick. Keep it bedside so at at moments notice you can wake up and immediately grab it to cave in some niggers skull. even africans can make these things so its not too hard to do.

We use reinforced metal doors in eastern europe for our commie blocks, so yeah, get one

Also metal guard for Windows can't hurt

Happening all over the world now
Ever notice how they don't touch politicians or kikes?
The problem begins at the top, with our lackey governments who're on the take and compromised via child porn etc. to be obedient to the (((globalist))) agenda to destroy the world
Only when governments/politicians are at the end of blood-soaked pointy sticks will things change

I'm pretty sure you CAN'T even protect yourself, or you can go to prison for assault. You can in Denmark at least..

Get a stick and try to keep their dicks out of your family.

Funnily enough all of these could potentially land me in prison or have me pay the fucker that I hurt while defending myself

Buy a machete or a fiskars axe. Make sure you kill him though, if you don't he will sue.

if spraycan flamethrower, make sure you take your finger off the spray mechanism AFTER you extinguish the lighter. (let some non-ignited spray spray for a second), otherwise, the ignited spray can enter the can and it will explode.

What about a big mean dog?

having nothing valuable is probably the only thing you are allowed to do in your shit country

Then curl up and die. Go get a piece of rebar and sharpen it with an angle grinder.

These should be more illegal then guns a bolts does massive damage.

There is no gun you can own? Move. Hell even a shotgun or rifle or something? You could always throw a grenade and pretend it was the immigrant breaking in.

you gotta move, man. if not out of country, somewhere where it's just you ethnic Swedes.

Better than dead/raped. Screw drivers also make useful shivs.
Heavy wrench.
Some change in a sock.

Then kill whoever is breaking into your house and hide the body so nobody ever demands payment. It's pretty simple, Bjork.

Why tell anyone about it?

You said yourself there are no police.

If you get backed up against a wall do what you have to do.

Be an honorable swedish man and give the tanned Swede your wife and daughter while you run away

Wrap bacon around door handles.

How about a Gransfors bruk carving hatchet, OP?

Just beat the shot out of the intruders. Guess your fucked if you're a weak cunt.

That's not how pressurized systems work lad, high pressure in the can and low pressure outside. Low pressure can never move spontaneously into high pressure

Can't you just kill them and dump the bodies at the hooker drop across town?

Eventually you guys will learn why we like large trunks in our cars here.

>defend myself

well, you could try dicklocking them with your sphincter

a potato post I can appreciate

>not getting swole for the upcoming racewar

jävla nolla learn survival instincs

>defend myself and my family

lol, no. Maybe waltz over and offer your ass for fucking first.

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See how the election goes and if it goes bad move out of Sweden then

jag är svullen, but I still can't fend of two baboons with guns

bohoo you fucking faggot. get killed or take a holiday trip in prison. your choice faggot.

For an actual piece of advice that won't land you in jail in cuckland.

If you need rapid response from the police, tell them you have a gun and are going to shoot intruders.

Then when they arrive just say you were saying that to scare off robbers.

Source : lived in the UK for many years where you can do nothing to burglar without ending in prison.

You can have a gun in Sweden, I know Swede hunters who have several guns, you just have to not be a criminal cuck and have a reason (collecting and hunting are valid reasons). If you want a gun, it would take you like 2 weeks max including application, hunting license eval, and gun purchase: sweden.org.za/gun-laws-in-sweden.html

your libfuck government just doesn't want to admit it. You can own suppressors in Sweden too, far more easily than you can in the US. don't be a cunt Swede, get a fucking gun

touché
here are some safety concerns though
quora.com/Can-an-aerosol-can-actually-explode-if-used-as-a-flamethrower

>pay the fucker that I hurt while defending myself

Why would you only hurt them?

what happens if you use it for self defense?

Pet dog, big one. Also go to the gym, gain some muscle, Learn boxing, have weapons near ur bed u can rape someone with etc etc.

Get an alarm.

In Italy we have got metal doors/windows (you can see in the photo), plus electronic alarm and security cameras.

better start digging sven

Put a knife at the end of a broomstick as a spear and get into a bottleneck where the intruder can't get to you. Now you just have to hope they don't have guns.

dormitory right by an exit with a stake trap? is the proximity to the exit in case of a fire?

buy an actual prop durable enough to club a muzzie. keep receipt showing it's a prop. (makeshift weapon permit). can't be charged because it's legally not weapon.
Either that or always keep empty beer bottles to break and stab. Can always say you just used it on impulse.

well that depends on the circumstances.

as is the case in many American jurisdictions (CA, CT, DC, etc) you can't just shoot an intruder, you have to have felt as though your life was immediately in danger - so if some fugee fuck comes through the door in Sweden, you have to make 100% positive that you kill the cunt, instead of maim / wound him / it. If you kill him / it, it's your word against his, and YOUR word will and should always be "he came through the door and looked me in the eye and said 'I'm gonna cut your fucking head off you infidel cunt.'"

Same situation here in the states, unless you're in a state with a very loose self-defense / castle doctrine, you have to also have a good reason for killing someone. If you shoot some teenager in the back of the head because he was stealing from your house, you can get fucked in the states. However, if you (A) have a good story that certainly involves "he looked me in the eye and said he was gonna murder me" (B) and you DEFINITELY kill the intruder, most courts are going to see the act of using the firearm in self-defense as justified.

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is legal in Germany maybe Sweden as well.

It has several hundreds of Joule of Energy. Enough to protect yourself. Also a basic slingshot can do damage as well.

You can get suppressors in most Euro countries easily. Its not for the great reason you think it might be.

Its because if for example you use your gun for pest control and you shoot a rat. You can very easily end up with an armed response unit breaking down your door because "terrified" people in the area ring them.

So we're allowed suppressors to prevent that from happening. If you used it for home defence you'd be doubly fucked because you didn't fire a warning shot at intruders.

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so they can bbq any unlucky gi or dog that falls in there

Watch Home Alone OP. The guy is the master in home security

>power generates my bicycle
>not enough oxygen

Enjoy you are death

1. have to get permission from the local government to modify home
2. killing someone even when defending your home is illegal

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Look into Jörgs channel. Might find something useful what isn't illegal, but deathly
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>>can't own a fucking gun because of cuckistan cuck rules and don't wanna go to prison

You can own a firearm if you sign up to a shooting club and apply for a license. Stop spreading lies you spineless coward.

And no you don't go to jail for home defense in most cases

I know, I've got friends throughout scando with several suppressors. But you can definitely get them to hunt big game and more than just "Rats" people in Sweden, Norway, and Finland use suppressed rifles for moose hunting.

And didn't fire a warning shot? Dude - you're retarded. that is AGAINST the law in the vast majority of jurisdictions throughout the world. You're only supposed to use a firearm as an absolute last line of defense. Firing a warning shot is a very strict "absolutely fucking never" in every respectable police force and military and country.

Secure your door and your windows, Ulf.
Pic related, get one of these for your door. Theyre called "Panzerriegel" in german.

Dont be a retard like the people who installed the bar in the picture I posted though.
Install it below your door handle instead. That way it will be more effective if people try to kick your door open.
A good bar will endure pressure of more than a ton.
This is the best solution for your door if you dont want to pay 6000+ euro for a new anti-burglar door.

You can get the bar + installation for under 500 euro usually if you ask around.

If you have windows on the ground floor you should secure those too, obviously.

The are special foils that make the glas much stronger and that will keep the shards together even if someone manages to break the window.

You also should get lock for your windows so people cannot leverage them open.

Kill the shitskin invader and hide the body.

Best advice in this thread tbqa.

>all of these could potentially land me in prison or have me pay the fucker that I hurt while defending myself


You don't have to pay him if you murder him. What is better a prison time or getting killed/crippled? Stop spreading lies shlomo

Can't get jailed for defending yourself if there's nobody left to testify twitterblackmanpointsfingeratheadwithasmile.jpg

Alright, listen here swedecuck. Self defense in countries where it's illegal needs to be carefully pre-planned and prepared. The name of the game you're playing is "Heat of the moment." That means improvised weapons only. It can't look like you went out of your way to set up a defense. Several unassuming objects can be used extremely well against an unarmed attacker and can even out fight one armed with a knife. You'll need to have said objects scattered about the house, typically one to each room. That's only half of it, you'll need to know how to fight effectively with your chosen weapon

The best thing I can reccomend is a solid wood broomhandle. Oak if you can, otherwise any wood works. None of that plastic or tube metal garbage. The important part is that you won't be swinging it like a club. Fight with thrusts. When thrusting its important to imagine you're striking a target a foot BEHIND where you're aiming to ensure a solid transfer of force. Thrusts grant you long reach, and focuses all the force from both arms into a point much smaller than a fist. Hit a man in the eye and he'll probably lose it. Hit him in the diaphragm and he WILL get winded. Other good targets are the throat, the very top of the ribcage, and just below the ribcage. The last thing to know is that raw aggression is 90% of what it takes to win a melee fight. Keep thrusting until he stops moving or is unable to fight.

Last bit is a good defensive measure against knives. Cloth. Dueling cloaks existed for a reason. A towel is one of the best things you can have on hand if you're attacked with a knife. Leave some around in easily accessed locations.

Best of luck.

hang a note in arabic that states
> this door knob has been sanctified with bacon
> house AC infused with bacon aroma
and another one in multiple languages
> house protected by strong magic spells from tribe X
don't underestimate the savage's ignorance

get creative OP

follow your swedish defense handbook goy. 1 bend over and spread your buttcheeks. 2. remember to compliment the migrant during the process to avoid jail time for racism.

Self defense is not illegal anywhere you retarded mongrel. Yes sometimes people get fucked over but that rarely happens.

Airguns (as opposed to weak airsoft replica's) are legal in my country and no restrictions on firepower or what so ever. They can get insanely powerful (pic related), so take some time to read into what your options are. I'm considering buying a bullpup that's potentially lethal from close range, which is good for home defense (living in a small space). But it must be done soon because restrictions are probably bound to happen.

Some countries also allow for historic gun ownership that are functoinal, including revolvers, but I haven't really looked into it. Would be better for actual gunfirepower though.

Get a machete and start eating broccoli

Come here, White man, to the land of uncuckedness

get big doggo, german shepard

Can you retards stop spreading lies? GUNS ARE LEGAL WITH A LICENSE, SELF DEFENSE IN HOME IS LEGAL

GET A FUCKING SEMI AUTOMATIC HUNTING RIFLE WHILE SIGNING UP FOR A RANGE

You can't. Unless you go on a rampage.

terrible idea
>smoke outlets make it really fucking obvious where you're hidden
>crawl through tunnels making it impossible to carry unpackaged food or anything fragile or volatile (machinery components, explosives etc.)
>regular cave-ins because no supports
>first aid station powered by bicycle so some poor fuck has to pedal all surgeries and diagnostic procedures
>enemy blocks the entrance or ventilation shaft with a rock, fallen tree, or dirt. or they redirect a river into the tunnel system. everyone fucking dies and the ammunition is lost

in short, you would have a shitty stay here before you inevitably died

if you can`t have a gun in cuckistan then dont worry i have a solution

1)buy a knife and learn how to use it

2)buy as many attack dogs as you can and train them to attack people (obiously dogs like german shepards pitbulls etc)

please tell me how that goes 4 u

Get a big fuck-off dog and teach it to hate those cunts.

>You're only supposed to use a firearm as an absolute last line of defense.

Not true. A neighbour of mine in Vermont shot a man that wouldn't leave his property. He never presented a threat as such but refused to comply none the less. He never went to prison or anything at all as he was within his rights and the law.

>And didn't fire a warning shot? Dude - you're retarded. that is AGAINST the law in the vast majority of jurisdictions throughout the world.

You don't realise how bad things are elsewhere. I know specifically of a man convicted in the UK precisely because he never fired a warning shot. There is no defined legislation on warning shots or not because it is against the law in every situation to fire a weapon at another human.

Even if you were on London Bridge during an attack, if you shot and killed a terrorist you could expect jail time.

Yeah no thanks i might aswell move to China if i wanted to live in a nonwhite country

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Don't expect the police to do anything, its time to take back Europe, we're pulling up the draw bridge and have enough to deal with on our cucked island so you're on your own.
Politicians, police and local government councils won't help you, help yourselves, and if that means forming groups then do so, stick together, defend each other, the war is here.

then you better make sure you finish the job

this. you can have guns in the majority of europe if you aren't a cunt who gets anxiety by paperwork. people hunt upland game birds and big game like crazy in Scandinavia, you can have all kinds of guns in Sweden. just get your hunting certs, apply for firearm license, and wait a week or two and you can have a 12g next to your bed every night. fucks sake I swear its social conditioning even some euros don't know their own right to firearms.

buy 2 huskies

Fuck off mutt lover


Dude just needs large cans of bear spray.

HE CAN OWN A RIFLE AS DO TENS OF THOUSANDS SWEDES

PEOPLE EVEN LEGALLY OWN FULLY AUTOMATIC ASSAULT RIFLES WITH 30 AMMO

buy a hammer
if you really want to make it look legit buy a piece of wood and some nails and come up with a plan to build something
keep hammer handy just in case

Thank you, but in my case that would take months. I need months of training and actually be approved on my mental condition before being able to purchase. Even then you have to have a permit for doing anything with it and have to report to police every so often. It's totally shit for reclusive autists like me. I'd get branded like a unabomber from the get-go. I'd be lucky to even be allowed to enter a shooting range probably.

But you're right it's legally theoretically possible to own a pestol

Some Latvian/Lithuanian dudes tried to break into my house. I chased them away with a bat and my dog barked at them. I slashed the tires of their van so they couldn't pick it up later. I never reported the incident and still have a shitty piece of shit Toyota Hiace on my yard with slashed tires.

I wasn't referring to America pal lol. there are parts of the country where you can go hot and squeeze off even without asking someone to leave.

> I know specifically of a man convicted in the UK precisely because he never fired a warning shot

I'd be interested in reading about this instance which UNDOUBTEDLY was covered by the media, if you'd not mind providing that, considering you know if it specifically.

If you show interest in collecting firearms you can own fully automatic weapons.
You can own ww2 anti tank rifle

where as I can order any fucking airgun that was ever concocted from the internet at this moment I want.

I did this too. It works!
>Also domestic violence

yah I know, it's pretty cool - collecting and automatic weapons were both referenced in the Sweden gov page I linked above.

You should consider moving to a conservative American state. Pretty comfy to be honest.