>be a mudshark
>get attacked by shark
Be a mudshark
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Freaking denial
I guess her husband couldn't swim to help her
KEK
SPBP
LOL sharks hate coal burners.
Great white shark?
More like great whit power shark if you know what I mean.
Dah dum pshh
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>Yes, now i can be a real woman, i will claim benefits and do fuck all for the rest of my life and get fat.
>Fuck a chimp, loose a limb
ARRIBA ARRRIBA
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SPBP
>JAJAJAJA
>Fuck a savage, lose appendage
You get deported last
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>Fuck a darkie, face the sharky
Good lad
Mexico bringin da bantz!
>see headline and picture
>smirk and giggle, toll paid kek
What the fuck have you done to me
>Fuck a nignog, can't play ping pong
You can stay Paco.
wtf I love mexicans now
>tfw I saw a trailer for a movie about two bitches getting stuck underwater in a sea full of sharks when I was dragged to go see Feminazi Propaganda: The Movie last night
Forgot what it was called, but are sharks the new zombies or something? When I don't hear about "loldrumpf", all I ever hear about anymore is shark attacks.
somebody make a meme out of this his look is priceless
Prehaps both could have use of a cage
S H A R K E D
Great whites don't inhabit tropical shallow water. It was probably a reef shark. If it was a great white she wouldn't have made it out alive
Race trait, chum bait
Once you go black the great white will attack
He looks confused. Imagine trying to explain to a nigger that there are giant fish with sharp teeth who try to eat you.
If only it had killed her
KEEEK
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Stroke the fin lose a limb
He's looking at her like "I mufuggin tol dat silly white bitch not ta go inna wata wit dem sharks."
>"he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya."
Interviewer: Yes yes, I see him, but tell me about the SHARK.
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He's in mexico u fucking leaf
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You are juan funny guy
great WHITE sharks
>ban automatic assault sharks
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What was she doing to make herself look like food? Sharks don't just attack people out of the blue
t. Marine biologist
>She likes the BBC
B I G
B I T E Y
C A R C H A R O D O N
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Noice
BLACKED
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White pussy was made for BBC.
Who cares about a limb? Wow talk about a nihilistic whore, I bet she takes 6 dildos up the arse at the same time while tyron is lubing up his snake.
Lel
But [spoiler]SHIEET[/spoiler] floats pretty well.
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Meanwhile the Black guy is already on tinder looking for a new mudshark with all her limbs intact
>JaTavious
>JaMarcus
>LaDarius
fucking kek, they really aren't sending their best.
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Fucking kek, grade A thread
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A1 humdinger cabron
how long before he's gone, boys?
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Probably on a board or something paddling, it makes you look like a seal to a shark below, so they grab your flipper/arm.
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Shiiieeeet how she gon work now? I aint taking care of no dumb bitch. I bet the kid aint even mine
Sharks are dicks.
AYY..
HOL UP!
(SMACKS BABOON LIPS)
SO BE YOU SAYIN....
(SPITS ON FLOOR)
YOU SAYIN...
WE CAN'T SWIEEEM AND SHIIEEET
Ayy
The wall just got 5'4 feet smaller.
But user this shark disfigured a coal burner for life.
He is a good boy.
Toppest of the lels
checked. but dayam.
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awesome
Checked
I like you Paco
this really isnt that funny and is pretty low effort desu
Sarag-Blake has a dumbass name but she's a qt.
Concord mom had to pay the toll
Arnold has manboobs lol
bet it was her finger bang hand
MAMMA MIA, THATSA SPICY SHITPOST
loooooooool incluce me in the screencap
> (OP)
>I guess her husband couldn't swim to help her
Oh fuck, topkek. You win this round, spic.
here's a (You) for participation and being overshadowed by a spic
Better than Taco Bell at least.
spbp
Dindu' whale blaming it on whitey
/ourshark/
kek
his eyes/upper lip are in a half sneer
neat
I give it 6 months
Ten feet lower
ALWAYS #TEAMSHARK
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>phobias triggerd
fuck
What are you?