Hi

Hi
I'm a Danish Sup Forums user.
I was wondering if there is any people in the United States of America whom would like to admit to a crime they have committed or are planning to commit?
Anyone are planning a right-wing extremist terrorist attack?
Have anyone committed a hate crime recently? or are planning a hate crime in the near future?

I removed tags from my mattress that said do not remove.

I use the n word on the internet

Caught a body bout' a week ago

I jay walked once

? elaborate pleas..

hej politi

only lefties commit terrorist attacks, lefties and muslims

Prob gonna spit my gum into a public trash receptacle later. Does it count as a crime if there's a rip in the garbage bag and my gum spills out while someone from the city is replacing trash bags?

Yes. I am planning to bomb the IRS building in anchorage very soon. The one by new Seward highway.

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Ima gudboi that didndu nuffin

serious feds step your game the fuck up

Ohello Sup Forums, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 7cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what I mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.

I question the events surrounding the holocaust.

Oh wait, that's not illegal in the US.

I killed a fly today.
He looked like Jeff Goldblum.

>is any people in the United States of America whom would like to admit to a crime they have committed or are planning to commit?
literally
>who wants to get v&

sage

I have bought and sold are 8 thousand dollars worth of drugs off the darkweb and sold them irl so make a sweet profit
Good like danish fbi im behind 7 proxies

On Muslim apretiation day (yes that will be a thing) I'm gonna try to bring an entire ham...

BENIN :DDDDD

I slept with a 17 year old girl in the USA so I guess I'm a pedophile.

:DDD
nice try gobrade you will nebber get me

I said "It was my privilege." to a woman.

Oh brother, is that a thing in Canada now?

I literally committed all the worst crimes imaginable.

I'm white AND male.

im building an anti matter bomb in my basement. dont tell anyone!

Genocidal maniac

This

I'm a white person that wants my race to flourish, like every other race does. Also, I've engaged in so-called "hate speech" and Holocaust """denial"""; although since we're still ostensibly free in the kwa, I don't know if that counts.

Reminder that Sup Forums is a board of peace committed to education.

What kind of fucking thread is this?

sure, I satirically am going to go to Aarhus and bomb the nearest Mosque during a prayer gathering and wait outside for survivors with a tommy gun.

go to bed you fucking idiot

I'm planning on blowing up your mom's asshole tonight. Is it considered a hate crime if I hate fuck her bum?

I operate the world's 5 largest botnets, 2 of which are known by the public, 1 of which the DoD is actively trying to sinkhole right now and the other 2 use some fun ring -2 exploits so no one has found them yet, those are the biggest ones which consist of 30 million infects and 50 million infects... jk I am JUST PRETENDING :DDDD

Were you posting in the one thread with the Spanish flag larping as a fed yesterday?

Bomba

Thats all i gotta say

Your country has all three branches of government in one building(only country in the world like this), and that really got my noggin joggin...

I sometimes like to pretend to be someone who converted to Islam recently. I visit local mosques frequently to find people with a good heart, those who could teach me more about the true ways of Islam. I drive those people out of town, to a remote location and then I play with them. You'd be surprised, what people are willing to do when they have a gun pointed in their face... little do they know, there's only one ending for them in that situation. I bury all the bodies in the same location to create a mass mudshit grave.

I consider my deeds as an art, because only an artist can get away with it for so long.

Rare does it count if I know it's fake?

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Nobody would answer you honestly as these communications are actively monitored.

Not American but I'm going to eat a kit Kat without breaking it up into fingers.

Why do I feel this is legit

HAHA BENIS :DDDDDD

that's your boner you feel right now, it's up because you just read a shitpost so pure it has the shine of a billion cocks shined.

Yeah I'm going to let Allah take the wheel of my truck of peace in NYC tomorrow at 7 am

I wonder why this thread hasn't been moved to /bant/ or Sup Forums?
perhaps mods won't move threads if they believe that there is a possibility that a law enforcement agency is behind them..

I take my mother in law's handicap hangy thing for prime parking at the grocery store. Even when she's not in the car!!!

I ate a Danish today. Am I cannibal?

I flick my cigarette butts on the ground.