Does any of you realistically think they can do anything to me, for example on a real street fight situation? Do you think you can even open your mouth, or even do anything but look at your feet when I'm taking your women for my own in the bar and put a child in her belly? Yeah, I didn't think so. You nerds just sit around in your suicide apartment and and cry yourself to sleep in your impotent rage when I do as I wish. There's nothing stopping me to act as I wish, my only guarantee in life I really need are my bicepts, shoulders and arms, with which I move easily 45kg scott-curls. Because of them I have the power and you will never amount to anything.
And there, now you know your place, little rats :) I had to come here to tell you how things really are in real life, because sometimes here in the internet people start thinking more out of themselves and pretend they're something and troll about everything between heaven and earth. If you meet me in the bar, it's better you keep your distance and keep quiet, even if I would take little taste out of your women without asking. But don't worry, she'll enjoy it when she finally gets a real taste of man.
Angry? That's okay, I enjoy my life.
Also taxation is theft.
Jonathan Lee
Yeah but how much can you deadlift?
Jose Baker
tldr
Jackson Young
>my only guarantee in life I really need are my bicepts, shoulders and arms
Ok there Cripplor.
Adam Davis
I'm sorry what ? I cannot hear you ?
Tyler Rivera
Hi Leo with a proxy
I have a little thing that can beat you no matter how strong you are :^3
Levi Cook
He's a big guy.
Caleb Bennett
A jab in the throat and you'd shut up
Andrew Evans
Nice dick waving post there, Captain Finland
Juan Thomas
...
Wyatt Scott
But will you go to heaven?
Mason Wood
Jeb bush would fuck you up
Hudson Gray
...
Blake Collins
>Shit bait >lifting for anything other than aesthetics and health >not realizing muscles will do nothing in a street fight because it'll be 3 v 1 >shit bait >implying you can punch faster than bullets can kill you >shit bait
Aaron Myers
I have never seen a street fight end up in an arm wrestling contest.
What I have seen is guys who spend 30-45 minutes lifting weights at 12-30 second intervals get winded within 2 minutes of having to use all their strength in a real scenario.
What I have seen is guys overcompensate their size for technique and timing, also speed is EXTREMELY important in hand to hand combat. A televised punch will 99% of the time be negated with anyone who has a clue whatsoever to do with that juicy information.
Not saying size and strength aren't valuable to you, just don't rely on that solely. Be strong, be proud, but don't be cocky and end up making a fool of the white race on WorldStar because your bicep game is decent.
Camden Flores
The U.S. seal is pretty bad-ass.
>one talon holds a bundle of arrows, the other talon holds an olive branch
Very fashy
Kevin Roberts
>19.5 inches
HAHAHAHA
Christian Martinez
>horrid english >0 bicep >all tri bud I have 56 arms and an actual bicep. kys
Ayden Hughes
>50-cm biceps
Why?
One skinny somali with a knife or one fat burger with a gun and you're dead.
Noah Hernandez
>all the people falling for this fake ass bait
Luke Perry
>wristlet
Lucas Lewis
>i have big arms and therefore own anyone with smaller arms than me
What a niggerish thing to say. 1. You can be shut down with any weapon. 2. You are an idiot and humanity survived on intelligence and not strength 3. Holy fuck a "muh dick" post from a "white" non-mongolian Finn.. kek
Isaac Cox
Ever see what the back of a skull looks like when it has been smashed open with a sledge hammer?
Landon Long
hot. is this gay humiliation fetish material?
Kevin Collins
Irrelevant because I have a bigger dick than you.
Christopher Watson
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Cooper Martinez
should spend less time doing crossfit and more time shopping for a new fucking phone
Alexander Hughes
>gym strength=/=hard physical labor strength
i would wipe the floor with you blonde low test bitchboi. :^)
Aiden Perez
Ja siitä.
Ympärysmitta 15cm. Viisi-vitun-toista.
Kuvitteleeko joku teistä oikeasti mahtavansa minulle esim. mitään oikeassa katutilanteessa? Kuvitteletteko kenties uskaltavanne avata suutanne, saati edes katsoa muualle kuin omiin kengänkärkiinne, kun minä nappaan naistanne perseestä kiinni baarissa ja vetäisen tuplaposen takaa? Niinpä niin. Siinähän sitten istutte kynäniskat hiljaa loosissanne alahuuli väpättäen ja imette kiukkuanne. Minä sen sijaan teen mitä haluan, sen varmistavat nämä olkavarteni, joilla liikuttelen helposti 15kg painoja scott-hauiskäännössä. Minulla on niiden ansiosta valta ja voima jota te ette ikinä tule saavuttamaan.
Nonniin, nyt tiedätte paikkanne, pikku rotat :) Oli pakko vähän käydä kertomassa miten asiat tuolla oikeassa elämässä menee, kun täällä netissä moni luulee olevansa niin kovaa poikaa ja trollaa estoitta kaikesta maan ja taivaan väliltä. Jos minuun joskus baarissa törmäät, niin parempi pysyä poika lestissäs, vaikka vähän naistas päättäisin kokeilla sulta lupaa kysymättä. Mut huoli pois, se kyl varmasti tykkäis kun saisi kerrankin oikeaa urosta ;)
Vituttaako? Ei se mitäään. Minä nautin elämästäni
Aiden Torres
>manlet
Cameron Price
They don't have squats in Finland or what
Joseph Diaz
Then you meet a mugger with a gun
Christian White
This is a classic Finnish pasta btw
Logan Kelly
What about the faces that you would make with my axe buried inside your skull? Now that's something nice to see
Jacob Powell
>Also taxation is theft.
L A D A D
Henry Howard
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Cameron Flores
I can do the worst thing possible to someone like you, OP.
I can continue to not give a single shred of a fuck.
Connor Evans
If I wanted I could put child in your sisters, daughters, wifes belly and only thing you could do is be angry in your impotent rage when I push you over
Dylan Harris
lmaoing at that wrist
Evan Brown
That ass is so thicc it would almost be like fucking a horse.
Oliver Foster
I gotta admit, that's pretty impressive considering you're probably 5'9 and a chink
Matthew Nguyen
How would they stop a 28gram hunk of hot copper plated lead flying at 1300 ft / sec?
Kevin Cooper
its an s4 the quality is decent i just shook a bit for this pic
regardless its paid off and I aint buying a new one
Brandon Mitchell
saved for pasta
Jose Gonzalez
Some napkin math says 50 cm circumference means 16 cm diameter.
FBI penetration requirements insist on 30.5 cm of penetration into ballistics gel.
Congratulations on being half way to being a meat-shield.
Angel Peterson
That star of david tho
Grayson Williams
Are you strong or just big? Arnold was just big.
Jace Bailey
>Mfw that blue will never be readopted where it belongs just like the right for arms
Aaron Watson
How shrunken are your balls?
Eli Thomas
wait a second...
Sebastian Murphy
Too bad about the star of david on its head.
Jace Hall
>Does any of you realistically think they can do anything to me, for example on a real street fight situation?
Anthony Hall
You're clearly a faggot with a tiny penis and vertically challenged Napoleon complex.
>couldn't/wouldn't read that whole thing if it just drivels on and on
Sebastian Jackson
why are you posting a pic of the worst dota player in DOTES HISTORY?
Jayden Anderson
>replying to this amateur hour /fit/bait post
Benjamin Rodriguez
Biceps are gay. Total glamour muscle.
Isaiah Smith
Lifting weights will be you bigger, but lift me you'll be a dead ass nigger. Srsly tho, muscles mean shit in a fight. Every fight I've been in the dude has had at least 30 pounds on me. A throat punch or a sick punch and you're donezo bitch.
Justin Reed
9mm lol That guy could flex and block that pussy calibre with the shockwave.
Kevin Hughes
mm.. ??? What does the lady have in mind with that smile? Might fancy a dick,,? ;)) if im not mistaken. I could shove my cock deep in your pussy,,it pulsates inside,, you feel the sap juice flowing in,,, Is the lady done already?? Judging from the smile,,, Even your pubic mound bulges,,girly cunt :))
Hunter Davis
I would destroy you with my superior speed.
Jonathan Thompson
Good luck hitting this guy
Jack Smith
i bet you never fucked the type on the right, i did and it felt like grabbing my own ass.
Josiah Flores
Why dont you go clean the snow of your driveway? Oh and use your face
Evan Gutierrez
>tl;dr What's it feel like to be so europoor that you dont own at least 3 guns?(shotgun, rifle, pdw)
Aiden Thompson
>Does any of you realistically think they can do anything to me, for example on a real street fight situation?
Do you think your muscles mean a single fucking thing when I use knowledge of the human anatomy's weaknesses against you, lock your elbow and then snap your arm like a twig just like I was trained to do in japanese jujutsu?
Nathaniel Ramirez
>2017 >Doesn´t smoke cigarettes Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both? >I-It kills you! Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest? >Y-You get addicted on them! No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation. >I-Its expensive!!! Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
Daniel Long
I could stab you pretty easily. I could also shoot you. Don't go picking fights, user. You're not as bad ass as you think you are and all it takes is one cut to make you bleed out, especially if you've been drinking.
Luis Price
>imying it doesnt represent the original 13 colonies
Stupid Eurocucks
Benjamin Parker
so how ofter do you grab your own ass user?
Daniel Rogers
Hamham?
Benjamin Peterson
assuming this is a street fight situation and I was fighting for my life, I'd climb on top of you and either bite or gouge your eyes out
brains, brawn, it matters not all that matters is the will to survive
come at me
Oliver Gomez
Just so long as you're not skipping leg day, bruh. Guns are no good without wheels to back 'em up.
Asher Price
Oh look, a post even edgier than the OP
Luis Ross
Haha I know this is a bait but still: more muscle - quicker you gass out - I am a heavyweight boxer for 6-7 years and everytime I start doing some lift training my shoulders are sore quickly at the boxing training and I gas out fast as fuck. So keep you at distance for few tens of seconds and you're out. Also - if you do static training you're probably strong but not powerful - slow and zero dynamic - you're useless - I always say - if you want to fight easy fight - fight bodybuilder
Zachary Evans
Nigger I'm at 39 cm and I'll fuck you up.
Noah Gonzalez
Why not take the type on the right and make her supper xxxtra thicc like the left then? Could you imagine?
Caleb Allen
>8 x 25 lb chick plates >2 x 15 lb chick plates >25 lb bar >255 squat holy shit!
Sebastian Wright
>its a dex vs str thread
Jackson Lee
>Rising up, back on the street >Did my time, took my chances >Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet >Just a man and his will to survive