Brit/pol/ - Saliva Edition

>Kim Marsh leaked nudes:
forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/kym-marsh-leaked-pics-adds.1912545/page-3

>Queen's Speech delayed as Tories negotiate with DUP
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/boris-johnson-tells-theresa-mays-critics-get-grip-pm-prepares/

>Michael Gove returns to the cabinet as Environment Secretary
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/theresa-may-calls-michael-gove-reshuffle-saver-leadership-challenge/

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

>Gypsy scum attack pensioner
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595248/Pensioner-FALSE-TEETH-knocked-travellers.html

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>tfw comfy

When is the Age of the Anglo coming around again?

>my desk now

BBC or ITV news at 10 gents?

>nobody laughed at my Tenacious D joke in the other thread

Any sex tape of this bint?

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Big Haggis

Do it for him.

TAKBIR!

Starting to think we'll never get those Holly Willoughby nudes

Handmade in Japan is on BBC4 now

She sucks so well

It is the 21st Century. For more than a hundred years The Anglo has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Albion. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the blood, and master of a million constituencies by the might of his inexhaustible lies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Industrial Revolution. He is the Carrion Lord of the Commonwealth for whom a thousand Aryans are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Anglo continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty Businessmen cross the muslim-infested miasma of the Continent, the only route between distant still important countries, their way lit by the Astroanglonomicon, the psychic manifestation of the Anglo's perfidy. Vast armies give battle in his name in uncounted nations. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Special Air Service, blood-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the British Army and countless commonwealth defence forces, the ever vigilant British police and the Web-priests of the Anti Internet Hate Crime Unit to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aryans, muslims, muricans - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody shadow-regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of tradition and patriotism, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of Empire and Glory, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the Continents, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

>Yanks mock Lord Buckethead
>They have the same shit over there
youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

REMINDER

Right now they're flipping out about being able to kill Nazis in a video game series all about killing Nazis and discussing how the western world could implement a form of "white sharia" in order to "control women".

Not even kidding.

Lots of practice. You're a cuckold for watching pornography by the way.

ALLAHU AKBAR!

Would love to bash your skull in with a hammer.

>Watching anything on ITV ever
>(With the exception of Corrie)

Tell me why you rude cunt I'll fucking have you

>Yank hat
>Jap shit
>Matrix shit

comfy thread

Thought that was 'cheese for busy people' for a moment there.

Nothing on Twitter about the Manchester Airport Happening so guess it was a false alert.

ITV is the least jewed channel, which isn't hard compared to channel 4 and the BBC.

MAGA caps are more symbolic than just being "YANK CAP"

Jap shit is cool and I do it at uni

Matrix is a fucking GOAT film are you joking? Don't show me pics of the Wachowskis now 'cause that's irrelevant

That's David Cameron

>tfw no hot 40 year old MILF wife

that's an excuse to post it again

where I browse

what do you think

fucking sluts

g-good evening senpais...

milkbar

The man we need.

when your're mum is woke AF

Lads, my local Spar keeps repackaging fruit once they're out of date and sells them at a discount.

I'm sure selling out of date groceries is some form of health violation and they're doing it continually, it's starting to piss me off. How do I proceed, contact Spar customer service or go straight for whatever the food agency is called?

We need Longshanks

The absolute state of ITV news though

youtube.com/watch?v=q871D_5KSqI

youtube.com/watch?v=8FKiDUmESDE
What do you think of him lads?

>abandoned his wife, country and throne to kill brown people
Truly a saint.

>Jap shit is cool and I do it at uni

Gomenasai, my name is Ben-Sama.

I’m a 21 year old British Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

youtube.com/watch?v=-YhKYHzxwuo

Gimme your favourite lectures, debates etc. I can view on youtube

Is it bad to buy from paki corner shops, i heard its feeding rape gangs or something

I have a feeling you are Master Brew

E - Elliott?

Just load of books for uni

Based

He didn't kill enough

>fruit
>out of date

Unless it's rotting on the shelf, fruit usually just has a "use by" date and even then it's only a recommendation because fruit and veg are perfectly fine for days past that.

post pics of your east asian mum or sister

are they hot?

Go straight to whatever agency it is. Spar will just cover it up.

Food Standards Agency?

HAHAHAHA jokes on you!
I'm 25.

Nah mate, I am a fan of the videos though

Why is my ID Welsh?

Does look pretty Welsh desu

Do it for Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln!

Yes man, support your local white shops. Any money you give to a paki shop ends up in pakistan to fund their entire families costs to move here. When they get here, they will use your monies to forcefully buy out the white shops.

It's not welsh. There are vowels in it.

That's a valid point but:

1. Is that legal in the UK?
2. Why bother with the whole repackaging ordeal?

Also, there are signs of rotting here and there.

>not posting Louise from Eastenders

Get on my level m8

No one ever has. Plenty of great men have tried though.

Good luck getting a job with that shitty degree

(I'm an East Asian Studies graduate)

holy shit thats real fucking hell LMAO

Who is that?

M..Molyneux?

NO.

We need to break down the barriers and stop the hate, lads. We need to extend hands across our communities and make people feel welcome, not isolated.

And we all must do our part. That means that each and every one of you MUST get a munchy box tonight (or a kebab, if you're down in England). Walk into your local kebab shop, order your delicious halal food, pay with a smile and a compliment and shake hands with the man behind the counter, proclaiming to everyone else in the shop that he is your friend. It makes everyone feel good and wanted and you have a scrumptious meal for your troubles.

BUY A MUNCHY BOX TODAY.

BUY A KEBAB TODAY.

DO YOUR PART.

#MUNCHYMATES #PAKORAPALS #KEBABKOMRADES #DONERDUDES

>soft brexit confirmed
Fucking tories

are you studying to become a professional weeb?

It literally is. Wierd to think about but it actually is for real.

You should do that only in Greek shops who don't advertise halal you gigantic noob.

Just think, if the Anglo-Saxons had not invaded Welsh would be the language of all of Britain.

>scrumptious meal for your troubles.


Enjoy paki semen do you?

I'm actually moving there, though. It's not a shitty degree, I have great opportunities (It's not just language)
Exactly this

Stop posting these disgusting things.

It's almost certainly legal otherwise they wouldn't even be springing for the packaging in the first place - that's how these shops work. Fruit and veg are a kind of grey area because you can only really make a determination about whether they're still good or not by inspecting them and any use-by dates are almost always completely arbitrary. They're trying to makes
a few pennies profit on stuff they would otherwise just bin. I guarantee some Chinese lad will be filling his trolley with that shit and cutting off the bad bits.

>He fell for the for Japan meme

NO NO NO. The only way we can take our country back from the sub-human filth that currently defiles it is to make them scared to leave the house. Make living in this country financially, mentally and physically impossible for any non-white.

>He thinks it's just a meme

Oh whew hahaha enjoy Ahmed's takeaway and a lass throwing up down your shirt every weekend.

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>Robert Halfon sacked

Did the DUP force this because fundamentalists are a bit funny about spastics?

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>when your mum is more redpilled than you

Not all of the country is like that, here in Cheshire unless I went somewhere shitty like Manchester or Northwich that doesn't happen.

too late, only fading dreams now

The Queen has seized control of the UK and dissolved the government to stop a United Ireland.
What do lads?

Well, I live in Preston haha. Do you blame me?

What do you intend to do out there, if you don't my asking?

Hello maaaate

Sounds like a retard.

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The Queen is subservient to the media.

Her English is fucking atrocious, but she's right.

Quiet tonight lads

Why can't burgers build boats?

He prefers nog semen (he's the notorious Elsaposter)

Somalis are truly a sub-nigger species.

Rest night, it's been a busy last few days.

PLS TELL ME YOU BONGS AREN'T ACTUALLY ELECTING THAT IDIOT CORBYN!?!?!?!

Hapas get the gas, you're not welcome here

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