WTF?
Is this the new RAHOWA?
>Colt J. Caruso from Delaware County(New York) was arrested yesterday accused of ejaculating on his Jewish boss's coffee for 4 years
>"I'm givin that old Hebro the master race seed", and "jizz ain't free you big nosed Bronx Indian" bragged with his friends and other coworkers.
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Based son of a bitch
>Bronx Indian
Kek
My ID says jew
Sup Forums strikes again, better watch out normies.
That's some dedication to jerking off.
>implying his boss hasn't know from the beginning.
>No link
OP is a faggot
even if you did that why would you admit it to the cops?
impressive. very nice.
Now this guy played the long game. Much respect to this man among men
topkek
came here to post this.
>Hebro
>Bronx Indian
Top fucking kek
The jew was getting free creamer, why wouldn't he like it?
what I find funny is the guy looks like a Jew, or is that just me.
Obviously a false flag but still fucking KEK
We have to admire force of his conviction.
...
Jews were made to swallow master race seed.
Kek!
And this is why I only hire female goyim interns
its free cum, he was getting paid
Does cum dissolve in hot liquid?
I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't notice jizz in your coffee.
LOOOL
>extra cream
sorry boss
OV VEY, ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH
Boss man must be fucking ripped. All them protons and shit.
I can't fathom how you never would have questioned it. Cum stinks and it's slimy. How do you never realize?
wow, that is some Sup Forums tier shit right there
no source fake news
Yeah I'm not quite sure how he didn't notice
Maybe he would just drop a tiny droplet and put tons of sugar and cream
I don't know how jizz tastes but surely there must be something awfully odd with the taste (and fluidity) of a coffee cup with a cumshot in it
politics, btw
>REEE why does nobody hire white men anymore
This is why. You're worse than useless
Tastes just a little salty. You wouldnt notice a little bit
Loool.
Kudos
Dare i say he is our guy, looool
Leftypol fuck off
Keep swallowing down that cum, kike.
That's a cheeky motherfucker
not 4yrs user, even they couldnt be that dedicated.
you'll pay for this goy
>big nosed Bronx Indian
What did he mean by this.
>implying the disgusting Jew didn't ask for that added to his coffee
also there probably isn't any proof it ever happened.
>everyday for 4 years
I think they mean 6 million years.
Any reason why the guy in said pic looks like a jew himself?
>cucked
>4YRS
>6 million goy sperm
They will do it since it is for FREE.
if you have a bad diet and drink a lot your cum starts to smell bad like chlorine, I would definitely notice my own jizz in a cup of coffee.
Colt "Coffee with your creamer" Caruso
Colt "The best part of waking up is 'Caruso' in your cup" Caruso
I swam in the ocean the past three days and found out today they pulled in a gook who;d fallen in the ocean six days ago and had been floating around feeding the fish within ten miles of where i swam.
I accidentally swallowed a little water a few times.. now that dead gook is in muh belly?
Dont you have a muslim to prep?
Why would a jew complain, he got the cream for free.
I don't drink coffee at work since we've hired this old gay degenerate. He stinks of vodka and oil every day and I don't trust him around food items. Especially because he knows I hate him for his life style.
I knew these degenerates would do some gay shit like this. I am feeling good about my choice.
Free protein
the euros pay top shekels for americum rations and still regularly demand marshall aid be paid in full american sperm
No source. Bogus story
EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR FOUR YEARS, KIKESCUM
BASED
holy fucking kek thats the best laugh Ive had in months
well obviously she should pay him.
Fuck off
that goy makes the coffee. kek
Extra creamy
the Kike loved every drop of creamer
I remember in the news a few years back in my city, some dude was giving away free yogurt samples at a store, and some had semen in them. He gave one of the semen ones to some chick, and she tasted it, and questioned why it tasted like semen. fucking whore.
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like how do you even react once youve learned that ? you literally cant recover from this
forever btfo
how was he able to jack off every day that early in the morning and not be noticed?
My god, can you image the total amount of jizz the dude's boss drank? Must have been at least a quart.
>The best part of wanking off...
It would serve him right if he charges him interest for services rendered
what a legend
I came too
Imagine finding out one day you have secretly been gay for years.
Whites at it again
im jaleous
i never get any jizz in my drinks
He probably found out only when he STOPPED jizzing in his coffee
"hey goiim this new coffee is terrible, where's the old stuff"
>"hey goiim this new coffee is terrible, where's the old stuff"
my side
>Every day for 4 years
That's dedication right there. The chaffing must have been brutal.
>jack off daily for 4 years
>look like that guy
Nofap just gained credibility
how did he get caught?
How is this Jew the only white collar guy to miss that horrible Keurig craze?
Lmao
if the average sperm count per millimeter is 85 million
and the average volume per ejaculation is 3 mL,
the sperm count per ejaculation is 255 million,
there is 1356 days in 4 years not including Saturdays or Sundays
that means that he wasted 345.78 BILLION sperm this one fuckers coffee
thats some damn dedication
Lol this thread has made my night
why does she have hairy legs?
Lollllllll
Everyday?
Jesus that's dedication
Give this Fapman a medal!
nvm it's satire damnit
That's the way to do it. If you are gonna dedicate yourself to something like this go for the record. There will be a banner in that guys high school gym rafters by the time he goes to trial.
So Kevin Love jizzed on Dan Gilberts coffee?
das rite. 123 kid aint no squid
No matter what they do to him now he's still won
>Colt J. Caruso from Delaware County(New York)
>Colt Caruso
New York/Jersy/Philadelphia Italians
maybe low tier whites but they are all right.
also "Colt" lol
A room mate of mine, female. I jerked off in her body wash. Also my friend's mom, during sleep overs I would sneak into her bedroom if she was out of town and jerk off all over her panties. There may have been other instances. So basically I committed sexual assault? Just checking.
>>No link
>OP is a faggot
I'm not finding any source either. Maybe AYYLMAOistan's way of trying to smear Northeastern SHI-talians
That kike had no problem with his special cream for that long!? Hahaha KEKKK
>I've never seen a naked girl up close before, wtf is peach fuzz anyway?!
it's like a million blood libels in every cup
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all I hear is glug glug glug