Ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman heading to N. Korea
NBA Hall of Fame star Dennis Rodman is due to arrive in North Korea Tuesday, according to CNN.
The former basketball player was seen at Beijing International Airport but declined to answer questions.
Ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman heading to N. Korea
NBA Hall of Fame star Dennis Rodman is due to arrive in North Korea Tuesday, according to CNN.
The former basketball player was seen at Beijing International Airport but declined to answer questions.
God help us. We are all going to die.
wtf now I hate Dennis Rodman
nothing to worry about, he's been there several times just cause kim likes basketball
The fuck is wrong with his face?
Wtf, he looks like a literal fucking cartoon character
Jesus christ is that what he looks like now?
He's a nigger
This. Nothing to really worry about.
enriched
he basically was, back in the day.
A fucking Leaf.
Of course you rolled those digits.
shooped
My god aids is taking it's toll
stop giving dennis rodman a hard time
he's the best NK diplomat we have at the moment
no one else has access to speak with the leader so show dennis some damn respect.
Dennis Rodman is unironically the greatest diplomat in the world.
We're in good hands, senpai. But fuck leafs.
This going to be fucking embarrassing.
Can someone please convince Rodman to swallow a small explosive device so he can blow himself up while he's embracing The Great Leader?
Sith
Didn't he take a shit on the hotel floor and get kicked out?
I don't see why this is a bad thing.
Dialog is good. Dialog can avert war.
Don't be thirsty for war just because you decided to have a boring, pointless life.
>implant explosive inside dennis rodman
>have him go to north korea and get close to kim
6-dimensional chinese checkers
This isn't news. He's been doing this for years.
It literally could happen! Someone just needs to meme it, and meme it hard.
Dennis Rodman is literally the ONLY person from the west that they allow into their country. For all we know, he could be saving millions from death.
He's just visiting his old homie Kim
BASED
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KEK
Reminds me of this guy. Don't be surprised when majin buu feeds this guys feet to wild dogs.
But also Rodman worked on the Apprentice with Trump so Kim probably wants details.
Forgot my pic
Contrary to what you anons may think, Rodman isn't just some random nigger with funny hair. He's an intelligent guy and he seems to have a habit of going to North Korea when there are tensions.
I think he serves as a sort of unofficial envoy to carry diplomatic messages back and forth from North Korea. Last time he went over there was during a period of heightened tensions as well.
Most obvious CIA agent if I ever saw one.
lol, this. Rodman is a blatant spy. Good for him though, didn't see this particular career shift when he was wearing the tutu.
Dennis Rodman can't even speak English. He's a typical 75 IQ nigger.
>USA sends nigger
>Ching Chong Poon now believes it is his mission to put cuckmerica out of its misery
>stuff nuke rod up Rodmonkeys thicc nigger ass
>send it back and detonate
mission accomplish
Jokes on them; we put a nuke in his ass before we sent him
i wish someone convinced your mother to abort you
Dennis Rodman may be little Kim's idol since he's such a fan of basketball and he may have privileged access to the regime but he isn't the only western person allowed in.
They've relaxed on tourism in the past few years and quite a few journalists got in, mostly with chinese tourist groups and appointed tour guides of course where they were thoroughly checked and forced to follow a predetermined tour but some still managed to smuggle pictures and most talked to the civilian population during their daily normal lives.
bill clinton went to nk
BUT NOW HE WILL GO TO HELL
Why doesn't the CIA sedate Rodman and implant a bomb in his chest then detonate it when he meets Kim?
It would solve a expensive problem cheaply.
Because they aren't 89IQ retards, they understand that killing Kim won't solve the problem since a dictator never rules alone. Kim may be powerful but so is his family and his allies in the elite/military. They may have internal struggles but the whole regime is designed to keep them in power. In fact North Korea is a very rational actor if you take the point of view of keeping an elite class in power. Even if you managed to destroy them, the massive refugee crisis caused by the destruction of NK's institutions would be a huge problem both for China and South Korea and they aren't too keen on it.
wtf.... did toriyama predict the future?
>Leave North Korea to me
Do you guys think that they are having male sex?
you know nigger and that N-Korean faggot ass fucking
otherwise that mutual attraction is very suspicious
The only info we have on Kim Jong Un comes from Dennis Rodman
I vaguely remember Rodman being stupidly drunk the entire time during his last visit to Best Korea and something about him pooping on the carpet in the hotel he was staying at.
SHEEEEIIIIT
SHART
how the fuck did he managed to befriend kim jong un the first time ?
thats what i always wondered
Diplomat Extraordinaire
Dennis Rodman
Un was a massive Chicago BUlls fan and Dennis Rodman was his favorite player
And my gf says ed hardy tees are out of style
Not the first time Rodman has traveled to N.Korea. I personally wonder if Trump isn't
sending him to try to talk the little yellow suicidal devils down from committing mass
suicide, the likes of which hasn't been seen since Jonestown.
PS If you provoke another country into nuking you wouldn't you call that mass suicide by nuke?
They were never in style. Only edgy teen faggots, mexishits and sluts wore them.
just watched only first 20 seconds of this filth
one of the most disgusting humans
but what do we expect from primitive monkey offspring
He already went there before with Vice, you stupid fucking leaf.
I think this
friendly reminder that Dennis Rodman is unironically America's top diplomat for North Korea
tell your 'gf' that the pic was taken in 2009
Tensions between the Norks and America have always been high
IN
They are only a country in the first place, because we didn't nuke them into oblivion in the 50's.
...
do the north korean people know about their leader's thing for this guy?
I have to wonder how they explain these meetings to the Nork people.
anal sex
I'm pretty sure that the Norks think that Kimmy has no bung hole. So.... there's that.
>anal sex
the only question is who is tops and who is bottoms in this International romantic affair
No question. Kimmy wants to prep that bull.
>69
your digits are proving that there is something going on between Rod and Kim
Are these redditspaces in the
middle of a sentence some new form
of meta meme?
>he's on a peace mission from Trump
youtube.com
An incoherent ex basketball player is Americas top diplomat to NK. Unbelievable
>send in the Rodman
>69
FUCK, I got them too. kek
this shit is getting spooky
I'm surprised you are the only person who caught that. :^)
>1213
1213 always confirms conspiracy theories.
KEK
kim is such retard. Pity that the only country without jews is run by such a gay fatboy kigger.
>yfw the interview is basically about to actually happen
The only reason Rodman is going there is because he is treated like royalty and gets to fuck 5 Korean bitches simultaneously in a constant rotating stream from the moment he steps off the plane.
BLACKED.
Seriously wonder if Rodman and Kimunchan have ever kissed.
Makes my dicklet hard just thinking about it.
Does he really look that horrible or did you shoop him to look like just fuck my shit up
I believe that his family is actually quite intelligent. Running an authoritarian dictatorship is just as difficult as participating in a democracy, if not moreso.
Don't be addicted to drugs and alcohol for 40 years, kids.
what the fuck???? i could have sworn he was already down there and he had a birthday with kim jong un and was hanging out with him, did we switch fucking time lines again
You obviously havent seen the hbo special where this fuck gets so drunk hes half a step from being sent to a containment camp, fucking hilarious.
rumors say he gave 10 icbms
Violation of the logan act.
>yfw dennis rodman goes down in history as the man responsible for world peace and statues of him are built throughout the galactic empire
It's actually not
Because they answer to ((them)) amd best korea is a science experiment also controlled by ((them)) also cheik m
Except when bill clinton gave them the equipment to refine nukes, o yeah and that one time lisa lings sister got caught trying to smuggle children out and goodnold bill got on a PRIVATE JET to best koeria and brought her home.
>hbo
maybe hbo has him larp for the cameras for the cia?
No he is an absolute drunken mess and it was bar none some of the funniest shit i have ever seen as he bought other players with him that were shitting bricks. My advice, crack a few brews watch it and let the hilarity ensue.