Due to your power level, many have trouble sorting themselves out.
After you finished cleaning your room, you should learn from my country and become the western version of a two face yellow jap.
For example. A girl from Berlin asks you what do you think about her city. Obviously, you know that Berlin is a shithole, but who the fucking cares. You don't wanna go to Berlin. You don't wanna live in that shithole. But maybe getting along with her could turn out to be useful. You could even fuck her in the pussy.
So you tell her, wow Berlin, sugoi!!! The beer is so good and the people were really welcoming and nice.
Be like a ninja. You hide your power level, you control it, and only use it when you have to.
We, yellow japs and whites must carry the weight of civilization. And we must do what we have to.
yall must be experts at hiding your power level after 2 nukes.
Carter Evans
>yall Nigger get out
Colton Green
> the 3 millionth nuke joke will be funny again
Luke Hall
ancriet chinsre seeecret.
jap..
whatever. Also fpbp
Cameron Morales
A winrar is you
Blake Walker
...
Zachary Reyes
>what did kek mean by this
Jordan Turner
This is useful advice desu. I picked this advice up from my grandfather as a child. It's served me well in life.
Luke Ward
this is good advice.
you must understand the principle of enclosure. without building an enclosure around you, you are too raw. the world comes through and you react quickly. this was the nature of europeans in the past - reserve.
reacting leaves you hurt and burnt out, the enclosure stops this. be reserved before you have to withdraw completely and become neet.
Landon Campbell
Thanks for the tip, based Nip!
Daniel Williams
Is that why you can't get a gf? You're so focused on hiding your true voice, you can't bring yourself to actually getting close to anyone?
Easton Scott
lol how's life in the Aichi countryside, Ken-sama?
Joshua Adams
>shitty nuke joke >winrar >kek digits Americans are cancer
Carter Wright
I'm America that is called being a two-faced liar.
Brody Lewis
>Honne_and_tatemae Heard same thing from folks that lived in communism. Although there are three levels; public, friends, you only you.
Also what Hillary said? Public view and personal view. ie be a politician and lie lie lie.
Do Koreans have similar views? Is that why their economy is so much better?
Ian Russell
my sides, ouch
Josiah Martinez
When will nips learn english and stop using google translate?
Brayden Cooper
i will do it but i can't do anything else right so i can't promise much
Henry Clark
even reddit probably thinks this joke isnt funny anymore
Jason Hughes
Rare
Carson Wood
>newcunts are cancer
Dylan Wilson
Forget reddit,That is a digg tier joke.
Nathan Myers
>Do Koreans have similar views? They even lie about their fucking appearance
Jacob Miller
I only seen nips using a word for that, here in the western we have it more internalized it subconciously.
Cameron Ortiz
A lot of people didn't think that was funny. I thought it was funny
David Cox
if I would keep doing that shit for the rest of my life my nose would start to bleed and doctors would find a stress induced tumor in my brain
Gabriel Torres
War crimes against civilians! So funny!
Brandon Turner
>be reserved before you have to withdraw completely and become neet. It's already too late for me(and a lot of us) senpai.
Gavin Davis
aka. stoicism.
Nathaniel Mitchell
even Reddit thinks youre unfunny
OUT
Christopher Myers
This.
Samuel Robinson
Americunt spotted. Even newgounds doesn't find you relevant. Now use that gun legislation for once.
Owen Gonzalez
Daily fucking reminder that there are literally no Japanese people on pol.
It's all western faggots on holiday or teaching English
Landon Robinson
Gay?
Kayden Davis
OP got out into the real world, and gave socialising IRL a go for the first time, the thread.
Colton Cruz
It's difficult to even relate to most people now, they behave so animalistically. I look at my country's past and feel a sadness and longing for simpler times. I've given up on solving it and now all I need to do is find the motivation to do whatever it takes to make sure the few people I care about actually make it through whatever the fuck is coming, be it happening or whatever. but as I say it's terribly difficult to feel any investment at all in contemporary society.
Dominic Stewart
I love you nips and LARPnips. Please don't allow them to enrich your country.
Henry Murphy
Autists lack the emotional maturity to even attempt a believable falsehood, OP. To lie convincingly you need at some grasp of the kinds of behavior that is totally alien to people on the spectrum. They just can't do it. Autists can't lie.
Ayden Ward
All I see in the wikipedia article is: [citation needed]
Benjamin Cruz
it's a lacking of empathy predominantly. not necessarily a lacking of sympathy but empathy just goes out the fucking window. and that's why they'll spend seventeen hours discussing repeatedly the same fucking topic.
Angel King
>honne to tatemae the ancient japanese mastery of being a beta whiteknight faggot orbiting to try get pussy while it slowly destroys you inside
Nolan Phillips
What do you expect from Asiatics? They're practically Jews.
Joseph Morris
Literally what are you talking about
Jace Butler
wtf, I hate hypocrite japs now
""""Honorary"""" my ass
Josiah Perry
based
wtf I love Japan now
Brayden Powell
Don't mix
Austin Howard
Kalergi is the original butthurt hapa.
Jordan Reed
yeeeehaaa! *clopdiclop*
Jeremiah Hall
>(((Japanese guy)))
Jaxson Phillips
What was he suppose to do? Pretend nationalism should mean anything to him when he's mixed
Nathan Brown
wow good advice, sugoi nippon banzai
Eli Green
lol
Blake Parker
I love germany sugoi!
Kevin Cox
Nah, but that doesn't mean he has to have these perennial identity issues. He had the blood of arguably the two greatest people's on the planet and he chose to just shit all over everything. It's unfortunate.
Andrew Young
>wouldn't mind having some radioactive jap fuck slave locked up in a shipping container
FPBP
Jace Sanchez
You can't be sorted out and lying all the time, fuck off you nip shill that's why you kill yourselves like crazy
Isaiah Peterson
Basically this is jap version of Taqiyya?
Eli Smith
Two of the greatest peoples? Why would they need to mix if they were so great Also these sides being so nationalist never see the opposite as truly equal and never accept someone like him as their own. The term "honorary" already implies you're allowed to be equal instead of actually equal
Christian Green
>tfw no japanese gf
Nolan Smith
...
Connor Hall
I cleaned a portion of my room tday. Im almost there!
William Lewis
white male and east asian female will be the strongest race
Jace Hughes
Why do you pretend to believe this when you're just thinking with your dick? Are you really fetishizing this fantasy?
Gabriel Cooper
I'm more interested in the concept of boke and tsukkomi, tbqh.
Elijah Rogers
fucking American garbage humor
Hudson Wilson
Gee thanks japan for this completely useless advice
Alexander Cox
So the Japs are two-faced lying bastards who have trouble facing reality?
Not surprising. I bet you hate us as well, but don't talk about it because you are still under our thumb.
Never trust Chinks/Japs/Koreans. They all hate us and hate each other. They are just too cowardly and bug-like to express it openly. It's a trait of weak, insecure people.
David Wright
Typical Asian fag who knows nothing about women. If you wanted to fuck the German girl you would not go around being all sleazy like a jew, you would say: "Berlin, ugh, disgusting." Women like it when you are not trying to kiss their asses like a sore loser.
Liam Thompson
Huh
Gabriel Martin
Fucking cowardly japs, this is why your people are all beta.
Being dishonest,lying and hiding your power level.
This is fucking Jew tier, rise above cowardice and deceit.
Pathetic
Matthew Ross
>ching chong ping pong rice and dog meat soup
that's what i read.
Austin Jackson
This is the dumbest aspect of Japanese culture. Instead of hiding your bad feelings, try to change yourself so there is nothing to hide. Pretending to be a nice person when you're actually an asshole is what Japs are best at.
Bentley Lewis
That's because your'e retarded.
Oliver Stewart
Its easy to spot assholes that pretend to be nice, assholes have asshole interests.
Noah Peterson
Take note, this is how you make a witty post:
>As a japanese guy I think I can show you something very useful, and that is 本音と建前 (honne to tatemae) >en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honne_and_tatemae Is that Japanese for fat man and little boy?
Lucas Brooks
>my stupid nuke joke is better than his stupid nuke joke
Eli Bailey
so basically, japanese taqiya?
Ryan Cruz
look at us Sup Forums, we create a word to describe: real feeling & hypocrite
check the link, it's very useful double-standars.faggot
This is what I've been doing my whole entire life. Isolation has been my way of coping.
Easton Green
I think we should stop pretending like we didn't click this thread because of OP's picture. Clickbait threads are retarded.
Juan Nelson
Digs
Isaiah Stewart
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCK
Hudson Peterson
I do it all the time with Japan. Crouching Caucasian hidden agenda
John Phillips
behold the glory of burger """humour"""
Dylan Morris
>a chink said this haha lmao, you guys are far more pathetic than the Japs, at least when they chimp out they conquered half the world instead of massacring defenseless tribes like you guys also your women are ours now deal with it
Austin Williams
Look, we're all weebs here, but southeast asia, manchuria and third of china is not half of the world
Cooper Morris
a redditor is you
Cooper Scott
Honne and Tatemae is a problem with Japanese culture, not a virtue. It's why the corruption is entrenched, murders go unsolved, and the stagnant economy is not fixed.
John Ramirez
You know it's bad when a roach roasts you good.
Kayden Nguyen
Reminder that deception is a feminine beta trait and that real men are honest and strong in the face of adversity.
Luis Cook
>what is guile? >what is subterfuge?
James Reyes
>american comedians
Ryder Smith
wew lad
go to counseling, you're unfit for interpersonal contact outside of a medical context
Noah Jenkins
Excepted being honest and telling the truth as often as we can is one of the pilars of western culture. If we don't have it anymore, we're not ourselves anymore.