Brit/pol/ - post-election blues edition

>Queen's Speech delayed as Tories negotiate with DUP
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/boris-johnson-tells-theresa-mays-critics-get-grip-pm-prepares/

>Michael Gove returns to the cabinet as Environment Secretary
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/theresa-may-calls-michael-gove-reshuffle-saver-leadership-challenge/

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

>Gypsy scum attack pensioner
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595248/Pensioner-FALSE-TEETH-knocked-travellers.html

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Reminder that the tories are not real conservatives and that this situation is the best we could have hoped for.

KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

Start going to church.

She looks like someone from Logan's Run

Boris when?
Literally no one hates him.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY HOMOSEXUALS SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED

I'LL WAIT. VV

I don't hate him but I have a strong distaste for him.

which one?

Not true, he is a globalist shill who 'loves migration' and is the latest incarnation of the Blairite phoenix.

Regardless of that he is nowhere near as popular as is commonly thought: yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/Boris_Johnson

>May will be unable to pass her insane internet regulation and censorship laws
>DUP are unironically /ourguys/
>Labour have the same number of seats they did in 2010
>every party that ran an anti-brexit manifesto lost vote share
The only bad thing about this is the anti-brexit faggotry that's being pushed by the media

>spits on cock
>spits on cock again
>spits on cock a third time
>and a fourth
>puts it in her mouth anyway

What did she mean by this?

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It's a sign of how completely destroyed and detached from its origins marriage is that you would even ask this question

>UK firearm owners could fight back in terror attack, says police chief: Devon and Cornwall crime commissioner suggests shoot-to-kill powers could be granted in 'extreme circumstances'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4597814/UK-gun-owners-fight-terror-attack-says-police-chief.html

I actually discussed this at my shooting club the other day, can't believe the advised of the cucked police is to tell people to run and hide whilst they wait for the police.

In London yes they had a quick response but the normal police had to run away and wait for the armed support. What happens in a small market town?

He'd be shit lad, David Davis is the only sensible choice

I WANT TO FUCK BETH RIGBY

Frankly, most people should be denied legal marriage.
The only reason the government should be in any way involved in relationships is to give legal provisions for children, who are incapable of providing for themselves. Unless there are kids involved it's just needless bureaucracy.

>C of E
>Was literally founded because Henry VIII wanted to marry as many birds as he liked

youtube.com/watch?v=Mgm5XMZ5fwY

Is he right?

he doesn't want to run though, does he?

Marriage exists primarily to provide a stable home environment in which to raise children

Fags can't have children

This is not a difficult concept user

>henry viii fanfiction
kek

presbyterian

Not true - its roots as a national church date to the century after the fall of Rome.

that's wrong though

Reminder that ASMR is for virgins and virgins only.

If you've ever shared your bed with a woman and had to listen to her quietly chat bollocks when you're tying to get to sleep, you wouldn't volunteer for more of it.

Sort your lives out.

The response time in London was only quick in relative terms. It was still 8 minutes. Think about how much damage you alone could do with a knife in a crowded public space in 8 minutes.
If there'd been someone with a CC'd pistol, it could have been over in under 2.

They can adopt though

Wat?

Are you implying theres a sex tape?

Don't you mean /ourguy/ Graham Brady.

Brendan Cox on Victoria Derbeyshire.

A year since she was killed for nothing.

I reckon he could be persuaded, at least in the interim (ie. until A50 is up)

Not in a sensible, responsible, non-degenerate society they can't

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this

It's not a implication.

Homosexuality is filthy and degenerate. We are aware by natural law that it is wrong, we are simply afraid to say so.

>Victoria Derbeyshire
ugly wench

>fapping to Kym's vid
>not fapping it to today's leak

Pic related.

the fucking state of british politics right now

He's a CIVIC who needs to be physically removed

>Are Jo is dead
She's living the high life in the Bahamas on the EU's dime.

why do they want to do normie stuff?
they reject our ways then want to claim them as their own.

I still can't think of a single reason why May would call another election so early.

Unless she WANTED to sabotage Brexit

it's desecration

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MUH DIIIIIIICK!

Where might I find these corrie slags in action?

she fell for the polls meme

>Need a license to drive a car, because if done wrong it could hurt someone
>Need a license to own a gun, because if used wrong it could hurt someone
>Need a license to sell alcohol, because if done recklessly someone could get hurt
>Don't need a license to have kids and fuck up their lives
Justify this

She's a dumb cunt who thinks everyone loves her

Reality disagreed

I was in hospital for the GE. I almost died from blood poisoning. (Septicemia). I'm back home now and weak as a kitten. They pumped me full of meds. I got it in my foot. An abcess that got into my bloodstream.
I didn't give a fuck about dying and was close to going. My wife and daughter pulled me away from sparking out. I've heard of near death experiences. It felt comfortable; I wanted to let go and vanish.
My dog has been all over me since I got home. My wife and daughter too.

So its your fault that Brexit is cancelled then

>Don't need a license to have kids and fuck up their lives

Don't forget the child tax credits for poping the ugly cretins out

Nice to have you back with us lad.

>52 posts
>2 karens
the fucking state of karenposting

dumb frogposter

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>Posts Karen
>Complains about frogs

how did you get the abcess?

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What is May's endgame?

Lose to are jezza

brexit cancelled

She needed to get out from under the standing manifesto tax pledges. She was hoping to clear the decks so she could budget a buffer for when brexit hits. Turns out people labour to ukip voters weren't prepared to give the Tories carte blanche on tax policy and returned to labour.

June

Full implementation of 1984

it's not worth watching unless you are aroused by a fat mans small cock being spat on and the back of a womans head.

no, we blame the youths. Reminder that on Friday morning a pub was filled with labour voters all chuffed to bits. Reminder they were all students. Reminder they didn't have a job to go to. Reminder this is how Labour go so many seats

*blocks your path*

>My wife and daughter too

Thunderbirds are GO!

Loo roll on every street corner and a CCTV camera in every toilet

anime imageboard
not reddit imageboard

Socialism is inevitable

Just accept it

dumb frogposter

Student voters didn't make up as much of the Labour vote as you might think. The bulk of it came from 30-44 year old public sector workers.

Leeches voting for more blood.

>My dog has been all over me since I got home. My wife and daughter too.
You or the dog?

Please read the full article and, if deciding to post snippets, post all relevant snippets. Your choice in which bit to post paints a very misleading picture. Also, please archive Daily Mail links as their website is utter dogshite.

>But last night, Paul Netherton, deputy chief constable for Devon and Cornwall Police, said only highly trained police firearms officers are capable of defending the public from an attack.

>He said: 'Under no circumstances would we want members of the public to arm themselves with firearms, not least because officers responding would not know who the offenders were, and quite obviously they would not have the time to ask.

>'Our message to the public is a simple one: to run, to hide and to tell. Having said that, I accept that British policing will require an uplift in resources in response to the unprecedented threats we are currently facing.

The student vote just reinforced Labours vote in already cucked liberal areas, they just stole votes from the Lib Dems.

Now the real scandal which could be about to unfold is that students may of voted both at university and at home.

I have 2 friends who work on the trains, and apparently they were both told separately to 'vote labour or be at risk of losing job' by their unions

>Now the real scandal which could be about to unfold is that students may of voted both at university and at home.

wut ?

Do any of you actually go out?

‘I think it is…the case that we need to recognise that we as Conservatives were not returned with a majority, and that means we need to proceed with the maximum possible consensus and that we also need to ensure that the concerns of people who voted remain – many of whom want us to press ahead with leaving the European Union – we need to make sure that their concerns are part of the conversation’.

>may of
Come on lad

Define 'go out'

Unions act like thuggish gangsters?
Fucking shocker

A mate moved out and left me his boots. I got a strong dose of blood poisoning.

>that gypsy story
That old lady is my new hero. I fucking hate gypsies. Pretty sure even most liberals won't defend gypsies.

>I've heard of near death experiences. It felt comfortable; I wanted to let go and vanish.
Explain further

TAKBIR

>Define 'go out'
Something along the lines of pic related.

Only when there's international rugby on

Thats a load of bollocks lad

Saying Sup Forums is an anime imageboard is like saying IBM are a typewriter company.

Times have moved on, you cartoon-obsessed virginal NEET faggot.

Tell me if I'm wrong with any of those adjectives.

Do you not believe this could of happened?

>the DUP swindled the UK tax payer out of £1.15billion last year, for a nation with a population of 1.8 million people

How can you fuckers like them?

>could of
Are you baiting me because it's working

When I went to Romania with the missus at first we though it was funny that everyone we met would just go full 88 on the gypsies without us even bringing them up. Then we got outside Bucharest and met some for our selves...

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Why aren't you lads getting absolutely LOCAL?

Don't forget the barbecue license