I HAVE THE OPPURTUNITY TO SEE HIM TODAY

the dalai lama is coming to my city today. what do?

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You know what to do. You get one chance.

there's a whole bunch of asian people gathered outside the hospital where he's getting treatment
i'm not going to kill him

Ask him what to do about islam, make him fuel the hatred

Pussy

Yell Tibet is Chinese.

gunga galunga

>Ask him what to do about islam

This is legitimately good idea.

kill him

i saw him live and couldn't understand a single word

This

Grab his dingaling and whisper in his ear that he's the only one for you

Wouldn't that be violating the nap?

I don't know if I'll be able to talk to him directly when he gets here but he usually walks around the city after he's done with his check up

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What? No, not kill him, lick his forehead and take his power.

Yell Serbia is Albania

Ask him the black race are recipients of collective bad Karma.

Make sure to frame it in such a way that it doesn't sound 'islamaphobic'

eg.
> There are many different religions in the world, and some couse more harm then others. What do you think people should do when they want to stand up against religious orthodoxy in a constructive way

Go back to albania.

Dalai Lama is woke.

He's a traditionalist nationalist theocrat patriarch after all.

You mean Serbia

oh. i didn't realize that i had to phase to be that way. I was thinking more of
"what are your thoughts of the rising amount of terror attacks occurring in european countries?

ask him what he thinks about white people becoming a minority in usa

Nice flag, nerd.

wow dalai lama holds my exact position on immigration
and on governance and polititcs also

Ask him
>What did the Dalailama say to the pizza restaurant?
>Make me one with everything

Unexpected

A S S A N I N A T I O N

You listen, see what you can learn.
Don't believe it all. But see what knowledge you can use to make your life, country, and everything else better.

Be McPositive, and get a good night sleep.

ask him about the you know whos

fuck off roach. learn to spell

You know whos?
does he kno the joos?

I'm not saying you'll need some sleep, but you might need some sleep.

Ask him if what Bill Murray's character said in Caddyshack was true.

Fuck the Daily Alpaca

>Make sure to frame it in such a way that it doesn't sound 'islamaphobic'

the Dalai Lama is actually fairly red pilled (this is the same guy who says he'd stop believing in reincarnation if science proved it was impossible and that shooting people in self-defense is OK), you don't have to be a prancing little faggot around him and worry about hurting his fee-fees. Just ask him the question, he'll give you an answer.

he's seen this shit before

He is just that Muslim chick for buddhism. There are far more important Buddhist than him. They are all like spokesperson and what not.

Ask him, based on his experience with the Chinese in Tibet, how the 3rd world population replacement in the West isn't genocide against white Europeans.

Or just ask him if he considers himself a regular type dude with a big ass dick.

Call him a piece of shit and fraud, because he is
He's had decades to warn everyone about Islam and instead he bitched about muh Tibet instead

Tell him how happy you are to see him, and tell him not to sell out to the Jews. You might get an interesting response.

He's also a faggot who ignored to tell the west about Islam for 40 years despite knowing they were going to come for us
Also, fuck bringing flags back, having nation flags made our culture that much more interesting and complex

Touch him on the left shoulder and tell him "he knows its gonna be ok"

How can humans even comète?

wtf i love the dalai lama now

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does the dalai lama even speak about jews?

Go receive the Kalachakra Tantra from him. It's the most Aryan and anti-Muslim Tantra ever.

wikiislam.net/wiki/Kalachakra_Tantra

Can't ride the Tiger without Tantra.

I love that liberals don't know shit about him. He is about as conservative as it is possible for a buddhist to be.

kek, I don't know lad

Whisper in his ear:
>Tibet is rightful China clay. Habeeb it.

>There are far more important Buddhist than him.

Such as?

...

That dude. You know, the one with the robe and the thing. That guy.

This guy is just famous. I think there is a 10 yr old kid that is ranked higher. My father made me watch all this documentary about how they find high level monks.

>I think there is a 10 yr old kid that is ranked higher. My father made me watch all this documentary about how they find high level monks.

So you can't name even one person?

The real utility of the Dalai Lama is not his "rank" in the "buddhist hierarchy", it's that he goes around the world talking about things from a buddhist perspective. Nobody gives a shit if some ten year old in a monastery is "ranked higher", he's not the one flying around the world and giving his two cents.

Ask him if he likes the new flag system

This one ?

>So you can't name even one person?

maybe that's the point? the higher level of monk has the least amount of ego and will not disclose his name so as to not appear self absorbed or even tempted by the trappings of wealth or fame.

>maybe that's the point?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

this guy?
pbs.org/newshour/bb/meet-minnesota-9-year-old-destined-buddhist-spiritual-leader/

Suicide bomb

Ask him to make you a sandwich - one with everything

It's only because he is famous. Nobody is going to pay a shit ton of money to have other monks come and talk to them. It's because the Tibetan community has a fucking hard-on for this guy because he got kicked out of China.

what is the point ,he will just respawn next month

Idk. I saw a documentary where they find the reincarnated version of the guy that just died. They burn a bunch of stuff on a dome shaped furnace and it points towards the reincarnated version.

Rub his head

>What the fuck is wrong with you?

no, user. the question "what the fuck is wrong with everything?" is the first step on the path to enlightenment. now look within yourself and you'll find the answer.

it's (((them)))

I bet you cannot t top this great Aussie bantz
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c

He's a marxist

Show him your dick

Get a picture of him looking angry.

Impossible

fart in his face

no, suck his dick

Ask him about his opinion on Tibetan serfdom