Brazil Appreciation Thread

>invented the airplane
>surpassed UK's economy for 3 years straight
>76% white (whiter than Germany, Paris and London)
>larger than all of Europe
>hottest women in the world
>hottest traps in the world if you are into that
>second greatest literature
>best meat in the world and exports powerhouse
>best soy in the world
>best food in the world
>best football in the world
>best martial arts fighters in the world
>already have arab president so pretty much a first world country

Brazil is a great country.

>b-but muh 85 IQ monkey crime country

Nothing happens to you unless you are a fat american dumbass carrying 3000 dollars in chinese hardware. You're safer in Brazil than anywhere in the world as long as you avoid beaches, tourist sights, city centers, local markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, favelas, specific murder districts such as the Triangle of Death (pretty much the PVP zones of the cities), parties funk, rolês, the Northeast region, Carnaval and tranny-oriented service streets (trannies will overpower you and steal your wallet).

Anyone who gets MONKEYD visiting Brazil had it coming.

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thanks for the dickgirls

Thanks for muslims.

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>best volleyball in the world

Almost forgot that.

>best ass

American is ass are two scoops of lard and McDonalds side by side.

this. brazil has the best tranny porn.

UMA

Too many mixed abominations

isn't your country just an overgrown drug cartel and zika infested. Also, don't you just go crazy for carnival and spread aids

It will rise again like a phoenix from it's ashes.

travestis brasileiras são uma delícia

>Brazil Appreciation Thread
thanks user, gave me a chuckle

Fuck off slum nigger with this copy pasta

Holy shit!

This a meme thread?

I heard you guys were cleaning up your crack favelas lately so that's a step in the right direction.
Big fan of your counter strike scene too.

>be me
>be Brazilian
>corrupt cop arrests me by planting drugs on me
>beats me up and shoots my monkey
>go to jail
>no food, no guards
>get eaten by cannibal gangsters

Such is life in glorious Brazil

Brazil has that God-tier boipucci

Wait i have visited brazil! None of this is actually true! Whole country is crime filled

Atleast here we can fly dixie colors without niggers taking the flag down!

LOL nice bait subhuman.

>76% white

yea no. When America gets laughed at for its white population, at least the whites we have here are actually pure. You are all mixed with niggers and slaves even if your skin tone is slightly lighter than the average nigger. You are not a white country

>drug cartels

We are not Mexico. We don't have large cartels.

Instead we have a gorillion gangs and alliances fighting Crusader Kings in the favelas. Mostly our cartels are led by prisoners who are safe in prison.

>zika

Zika affects the people Sup Forums would want to have exterminated.

she kind of looks a little like this chick

pic rleated

How are the suomis really like?

Is that a real tranny or an Anzu "faux tranny?"

"fighting crusader kings in the favelas"

Alright Joao you gave me a solid chuckle

Make sense
But probably in another reality

No meme thread. This is legit.

And no, cleaning crack favelas is wrong.

These people are being cleaned against their will and that is wrong. Would you want the state kidnapping you because you are 'sick'?

It's wrong.

Can say you're fat or a Muslim using a fake flag now that this is ridiculously allowed

"at least" monkey man.

How do I get a cool flag?

Is it true that all Brazilians are monkeys?

>surpassed the UK economy for 3 years

This reminds me of how much better the UK is than Brazil and it's your second fucking bullet in your text.

85 IQ crime nigger OP status: confirmed

Is it true all Estonians are Russians?

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About 25-30%, yeah.

t. Russian

Just figured it out. Why is this allowed?

Pretty nice, anti immigrant man got chosen to be head of true finns and people started to resign from party.. cucked nation like every european country almost.. not as much as germany or sweden but cucked anyways..

Is it true all Estonians are irrelevant?

wow the similarity is uncanny

Your entire country is a big favela portuguese rapebaby

Not really, we're a top-tier IT country.

So are you a monkey or not?

Uma delicia

Holy shit is the neckbeard banging her?

What

I personally love sopa de macaco, so GG Brasil.

All nations on earth today are rapebabies.

What's your opinion on BOPE? Are they the Good guys?

Mad because you will never taste this delicacy?

HNGGGGGGGGGG
>she

>cannibalism in the 21st century

UMA

>invented the airplane
>still believing this meme in 2017
Bitch nigger what is the Wright brothers ?

>already have arab president so pretty much a first world country
no way this isn't bait

>thanks for the dickgirls
Speaking of which, who is this?
Asking for a friend.

It's a cesspool for fucking crime and filth.
You sure you're not memeing on me? Why wouldn't you want that gone? You look at it as a containment zone or something?

>invented the airplane
Wright Brothers invented the Airplane in 1903
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wright_brothers

>t. Brazilian education

>76% white
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>All nations on earth today are rapebabies.
Hahahhahhahhaha
You actually believe this

He ain't Arab in strict sense. He's Levantine. - Lebanese Maronite (Christian).

He will import more refugees to Brazil.

it's still bad

Americans east coast= brits rapebabies
Germans today= central asia rapebabies
French= german rapebabies
Iberian Peninsula= mohammedians rapebabies

the list goes on and on

No, it isn't. All economic migrants and war refugee (including traitors that escaped conscription) went there in 19th and 20th century.

There's even a Brazilian here who get butthurt by the Serbs because they "made" their father "escape". Somehow Albanians, Bosniaks and Croatians still living in their countries """didn't escape"""" like cowards. The same for some ex-Portuguese traitors that escaped to there in 60's-70's. There's a lot of Germans and Japanese - why do you think that most of them are there?

Brazil is the nation most raped in history, & with the 2nd largest amount of shitskins ever after India.

sure does

I love when Brazilian shitskins think they invented the airplane. Even Wikipedia and Snopes say it was the wright brothers and they did it like 3 years before the other guy.

he's a Sup Forumstard too

Snopes is not a credible source even though I agree with you.

I love Brazillian woman just as much as they love sucking dick

DELICIA

>crime: nothing happens
Murder rates in Brazil vs all the other countries in pic related.

I like Brasil only for the fact that noone is using birth control, wich keeps the women horny and the men manly.

Also as a good example for multiculturalism. And very pretty women I like to fuck but would never breed with.

Goodspeed my brasilian friends, I love your party attitude.

>image
I fucking hate hot women. Fuck you idiot OP for reminding me and for posting that image.

Wew lad...

>76% white (whiter than Germany, Paris and London)

47% back in 2010, probably 42% now

>hottest women in the world

Not in aggregate. See above

Sweden or Poland could probably beat you easily

>best food in the world

Are you fucking high or something?

Italy and France have a much superior cuisine

>best meat in the world and exports powerhouse

Argentina would like to have a word about best meat & exports

>best football in the world

Germany wants a word

>tfw can buy merdalher sex for 50 reais (15 dollars)

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Holy shit read the fucking rules stupid nigger. Sage and reported

Humm these flags are nice

You really our a sub human 85 iq monkey.

BOPE is BASED

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> 76% white
latinos are not white
> hottest women in the world
kek

when do you accept islam though?

Some more BOPE worship

> Cleaning the slums of Brazil

>Snopes

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>>Snopes
totally legit source of information i promise

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All Brazil was good for was the bananas and now the only ones you find are under the skirts of tanned 7ft Muay Thai fighters. Tally ho fellow land lubbers beware the fabled Brazilian mans pussy.

>>invented the airplane
kek
>>surpassed UK's economy for 3 years straight
who cares
% white (whiter than Germany, Paris and London)
my sides
>>larger than all of Europe
Rather be in tiny Luxembourg
>>hottest women in the world
True
>>hottest traps in the world if you are into that
Not into that
>>second greatest literature
Most ridiculous statement I've seen in Sup Forums in quite a while
>>best meat in the world and exports powerhouse
Kek. Look at my flag, bitch.
>>best soy in the world
Couldn't care less
>>best food in the world
Like it but no
>>best football in the world
Not anymore
>>best martial arts fighters in the world
Who cares
>>already have arab president so pretty much a first world country
LOL'd
>Brazil is a great country.
In a sense, yes.
>>b-but muh 85 IQ monkey crime country
>Nothing happens to you unless you are a fat american dumbass carrying 3000 dollars in chinese hardware. You're safer in Brazil than anywhere in the world as long as you avoid beaches, tourist sights, city centers, local markets, traffic jams, crowded streets, favelas, specific murder districts such as the Triangle of Death (pretty much the PVP zones of the cities), parties funk, rolês, the Northeast region, Carnaval and tranny-oriented service streets (trannies will overpower you and steal your wallet).
That's pretty much the whole country.

Seriously, I love Brazil. Spend as much time as I can there.

Dom Pedro was a freemason piece of shit. He destroyed Brazil on purpose.

I was actually fooled for a moment. I will never be clean again, Sup Forums.

Southern Brazil is much different northern Brazil. The south is majority White.

Northern Brazil is a dangerous mixed race hell hole.

>Brazil is the nation most raped in history

I strongly suspect this is true; but perhaps not quite in the sense you imagine.

i.imgur.com/hATEmon.jpg

What

shut up bitch boi.
You faggots are still white bootlickers, being better christians than the whites themselves and speaking spanish instead of your own real languages. You've taken their language and their religion and got nothing in return.
Goddamn cucked.

Hey, who was the arab president?

STFU AND BTFO!! THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS SOONER, BUT SETTING EVERY PIECE OF SHIT THERE ON FIRE IN THE PROCESS, so we wouldnt have to deal with that kind of trash now.

At least he can write