>be me >white male >3.8 out of 4.0 gpa >two previous internships at boutique investment banks >struck down from every major and regional bank for this summer even though I aced every internship and interviewers loved me >literally have nothing for the summer
>have a couple of friends(all women) >their GPA is around 2.9 to 3.2 >only experience that have is as sales associates at macys, bloomingdales, or some other shopping outlet >they literally just folded clothes >BUT, they are all interning at he big investment banks (e.g. Bank of America, JP Morgan, UBS..) > 3.1 GPA girl who worked as a cashier got into Goldman
Sup Forums was right again. I don't know what to do right now. The best thing I can do is lift and improve my knowledge of finance for the summer and go all in next fall.
Why is this even a thing? Women are always put in front of the line. Even Investment Banks don't care about your intelligence anymore, just fucking diversity. I'm mad.
Emigrate? Your country has sadly become a shithouse. If you put in the work you deserve better.
Justin Green
Stop blogposting you fucking loser, nobody cares about your fucking shitty amerifat life.
James Reed
Say that you are Hispanic when applying to jobs. It will give you a leg up because of the diversity quota that is mandated by the government.
Jeremiah Brown
Shut the fuck up Rodrigo go collect ur unemployment checks and tan on the beach
Nicholas Ross
Hope you never find a job.
Fuck off with your banking "job" you usury pet.
Christopher Cox
I'll be enjoying my $100k+ salary while you pocket $40k a year and barely make your rent while talking about "muh trade jobs!!"
Fuck off you Larping faggot.
Josiah James
>Does meme pencil pushing internship dad got for him >Loses job to people with real world sales experience
WTF?
Tyler Ramirez
Connections are everything. Maybe you aren't well connected enough, or didnt knew the people in the right places.
Parker Cox
probably a jew.
you dont have my sympathy.
also how is this political amerifat?
Eli Murphy
Learn to suck mean dick user.
Pretend to be gay and you fall into the diversity category.
It works for me, i try not to suck cock but hey, a job is a job.
Ian Jackson
>he fell for the banking meme
You deserve all the depression, nihilism and suicidal ideation life has in store for you, you vapid cunt.
Jackson Murphy
Ursury pet lol
Just as bad as cunts, desu
Might as well have a bullseye on your forehead
Await God's punishment
Julian Bell
You just have to find a balance, here it is the other way around but you get use to it.
Jayden Reyes
I had my resume forwarded to the big banks internally. Most of them were VPs. It helped a little but the women got the job by just applying online.
Leo Long
You'll be hanging from a street post, leech.
Thomas Kelly
Fuck back to you pig, banker pets get the rope too.
You're like shariablue cucks, betraying your country for scraps.
Noah Peterson
this^ when in doubt Elizabeth warren that shit
Hunter Hernandez
Nobody mentioned that big investment banks hire women for internships because they want sexretaries that they can dispose of in a few months no-strings-attached? Many such cases. Sad!
Noah Thompson
because these banks had hired the girls, that means we can assume they had open slots
if you did in fact "nail every interview, creamed your internships, and interviewers loved you"....you would have gotten the job. this is coming from someone who works on the trading floor at morgan stanley. we dont care if you have a penis or not, but if we ACTUALLY did like you...well, we would have told you at the celebration event where everyone comes together and gets fucked up with the new analysts
Alexander Rivera
Why would they invite competition instead of some easy fuckable bimbos, that do your job for less money? Story of my life.
Jack Myers
you were struck down because of your posts on Sup Forums >think that i'm not being 100% factual enjoy delusion enjoy naivete
Robert Howard
Jobs are haram
kil kil kil kil
David Foster
Achtung juden! Nothing quite like working the front line to earn some extra shekels for you (((masters))).
Fucking despicable.
Michael Watson
Remove women rights now
Asher Clark
Believe it or not grades aren't the real world.
Nobody wants to hire your supremely intelligent autistic ass
Gabriel Sullivan
Grow up fucking kiddies. People wanna live with their cars and big fucking houses they can't even pay for. The only reason that they all get to continue living like kings is because bankers got their fingers on the scales in their favor. If Bankers take their hand off, then the whole world gets really fucking fair really fucking quickly and nobody actually wants that. They say they do but they don't. They want what we have to give them but they also want play innocent and pretend they have no idea where it came from. Well, that's more hypocrisy than I'm willing to swallow,so fuck all you normal people.
Despite this eaze thru life and getting everything handed to them because of their tits, they'll still turn around and say their life is tough, hard etc.
Lmfao women have the easiest lives they wouldn't last a month living as a man.
Grayson Long
>Getting butthurt so quickly.
Lol check out this mad blue pilled goy.
Leo Foster
Same thing happened to me.
>be in a male heavy STEM field >girls are all mediocre >the best girl (still worse than me) is adored by faculty >heaps of praise, overflowing recommendations, tons of internship opportunites (for all of the females) >me work my ass off to get an internship at the same place as ms princess >same crap there as in school (she is also a 7/10 which is like mouthwatering for STEMlords) >she goes on to work at Google and is currently bouncing around silicon valley at 6 >meanwhile I was lucky to get a mediocre job THE EASY MODE IS REAL AF
Jayden Clark
Your ignorance is showing. This is not your safespace. Start a blog, LOSER.
Michael Smith
What positions did they even get OP?
Its a lot easier to get into any ((Sales)) position working in finance rather than anything else. They tend to get women in these roles because its better fit for them.
What positions have you been applying for and what's your field of study?
Andrew Walker
This must be made illegal
Brandon Morgan
>Jews hire 18 year old party sluts to intern so they can fuck them and give them a small position in the company and keep them as a side fuck they have
Really makes me think. Women can fuck for their position. You can't suck sperm for yours.
Ryder Robinson
O god when it comes to a STEM field like programming, women are practically handed 100k a year with benefits just for having a pussy.
Carter Myers
They all received Summer Analyst roles in the Investment Banking divisions.
Thomas Bennett
>Nobody wants to hire your supremely intelligent autistic ass
>Implying they haven't watered down courses to a point, where anybody with an IQ over 100 gets top grades.
Camden Diaz
>he fell for the college scam >he thinks he's smart because he fell for it for (((muh stem))) heh, you deserve all that you have suffered through and will suffer through desu maybe one day you will learn maybe one fine fucking day you will read one of my posts and you will realize that "he, the solitary being known as Sup Forums was always right and was never wrong, it is i who was wrong, for doubting Sup Forums' and either get in the fold or kill yourself because despite all your self-perceived intelligence you still fell for the most obvious trap ever devised for you how does it feel? do you have remorse? do you promise to listen with full obedience when i fucking take the time out to tell you something?
Hunter Morris
You should be mad, my man. Don't let it hold you down. Talent rises above all. Just don't expect these companies to take care of your future, and you'll have a much better idea of the real world.
Gavin Hernandez
>tfw you'll never be a black lesbian woman and skate through the nu-age
Asher Lee
>Shut the fuck up Rodrigo go collect ur unemployment checks and tan on the beach Wow. You sure showed him OP. Now get back to burger flipping for Paco.
Brody Collins
You didn't answer the 2nd question.
Whats your field of study.
Logan Cruz
>It's 2017
What stops you from identifying as a woman? It's not like you have to look like one.
Austin Peterson
Wouldn't a Jew immediately get a job in banking?
Jordan Russell
Let's face it you were probably over qualified
Austin Nguyen
Finance & Quantitative Modeling
They would gladly take someone "over-qualified" in Investment Banking
Josiah Phillips
>Be americunt >measure worth out of 4. Fuck your shit I hope it all burns, you exported degeneracy worldwide.
Isaac Garcia
>Why would they invite competition instead of some easy fuckable bimbos, that do your job for less money?
This is literally it. For those hiring you, they have little incentive to hire a young hotshot ibanker who is going to scale the corporate ladder till they're pushing them out of their own job. They won't be earning any more of a bonus if you're a superstar at their company, so it's easier to just hire some eye-candy to walk around the office before they fire her and hire some other skank.
Jaxson Turner
what's good to invest in right now?
Nathaniel Peterson
Yes I'll do anything you say if it brings back the patriarchy user
Liam Bennett
Did you try being a Jew? When you hit the gym remember that the best gains for the buck are nose gains.
Henry Lopez
Apparently they wouldn't
Xavier Williams
Don't dare manspread conqie put them balls in your lap mmmkay no matter how small they are
Isaac Johnson
>complains about being unable to get any job >still confident hes going to be making 100k lol
Xavier Price
This is probably how it works. A few guys run the company and hire sluts in low level to do dumb work and suck their dicks. However once and awhile they do need new guys to come in and keep the system running so they use their connections with their friends, family, or frat and pick a new lucky dude. Outsider males never get in.
Isaac Young
Pretend to be gay. It will make you a minority of sorts. Then go full alpha-Chad on the company's women once you've duped them.
Nicholas King
>hold my beer companies don't want to hire over qualified people, they want to hire slaves and people who will follow orders.
Dominic Perez
This. The cognitive dissonance intensifies.
Dylan Turner
>bank
Nolan Young
>Wants to be a financial services jew >Gets jewed
Xavier Anderson
Same boat here OP. Go to a top 10 engineering school, have a 3.6, have 2 years research xp, an in multiple honor societies, and applied to tons of internships for the summer, and got nothing. My summer job is my old high school job, a fucking janitor. This is bullshit.
Ryder Smith
PROTIP for ALL of you:
my buddy is responsible for hiring a LOT of recent grads. Here's what you idiots don't seem to understand: your SOCIAL MEDIA get surveyed by prospective employers. Buddy's people used to do it themselves but might outsource now, not sure. Thing is, if they see one pic of you partying, one stupid comment (ANYTHING that will make their corp look bad - racism, sexism, juvenile humour of any sort, blackface, support for racist?sexist groups like the KKK or BLM or SCUM, etc), one indication that you are less than a decent person, you are DROPPED. And they'll never tell you, of course, because why should they? Also, it might not be strictly legal to be snooping in your social media, not sure. tl;dr: prospective employers will access your social media and you won't get hired.
Mason Turner
Wtf some explain what's going on with Sup Forums
Adrian Nelson
inchallah my friend
Daniel Morgan
God you pretentious faggotd are the end of western civilization as much as this faggot
"Y-your gonna get the r-rope too" stfu it isnt going to happen, back ideas that'll save the west not delusional LARP perpetuated by insecurity.
Easton Morales
>3.6 Well, no wonder. Try studying once in a while, ffs. You literally vidya'd your way right back into high school.
Carter Ross
You started this slide thread yesterday faggot. Kill yourself. Sage
Also the girls were more qualified because they are "able to lift 50 lbs"
Xavier King
What if you're not on social media at all?
Xavier Garcia
Mods are fucking faggots. STILL NO STATE FLAGS REEEEE
Adrian Hughes
Gpa doesn't matter
Landon Phillips
fuck off sexist trash
Ethan Rivera
>> implying random college girls have a less likely chance of posting pics of them partying or post offensively
seriously?
Liam Sanchez
Just slaughter the bankers and take their trophy wives as your personal harem. :)
Landon Ramirez
Take dat wite boi
Juan Cooper
Don't expect the Jew business to be anything but kikes faggot.
t. Professional engineer
John Miller
this tbqh famiglia
Easton Stewart
Why don't you date/marry one of the big money bitches and quit your whining?
Jordan Ortiz
whats up with the flags
Adam Long
You're fucked man. My sister got a job offer from a top financial firm before even graduating. Her GPA was like 2.4 now she's starting at $50K/Year $10K signing bonus and all she will do is answer the phone and read a script of the services the firm offers. Her bf comes from a very wealthy family and he has a degree and a 3.0 GPA. He's 27 now and could only get hired at a storage place his dad owns. He applied to work at the software company my mom works from, but instead they hired a gay dude and black sheboon (former radio DJ) with a degree in English.
No hope for us pal.
Brody Nelson
Oy vey goyim, don't you know it's time to give up your white male priviledge?
Alexander Davis
Idk that is a problem with banking, dudes should not even try. I applied at a bank years ago and it was an ez 90% female
Blake Kelly
Dumb posts like this are why flags are important
Daniel Reed
You have female friends?
You're a faggot. Just put that on your resume and you'll get the diversity hire. It fits your personality too because you're a little drama queen bitch.
Charles Flores
This
Jace Murphy
>obviously they're worried your about to shoot up the place
Don't underestimate being pleasant to be around.
Owen Rogers
women quota sorry
Alexander Reyes
>tfw late to the thread
There is a reason they don't care about intelligence. Cause human investment bankers are fucking shit tier and there are loads of investment algorithms that can make Mr. Shekelstein 8x the return while you can only make 4x. Diversity is basically a marketing tool for them.
also >non-stem
Serves you right brainlet.
>inb4 fake news
Ethan Adams
Honestly, this sounds realistic but who knows, I think life is 120% about how you interview now because everything is faked and everything is bullshit, all that matters is your personal repore with HR lady. Social media, GPA, what you did, to a certain extent, its all disrespected.
OP might be failing to have brief but powerful answers to questions, and especially on the customer service questions which women tend to nail more because they are a bit more personable.
Just act like every job is some bitch ass front desk hotel job and make sure you can answer all those type of questions with confidence OP.
Same thing happened to me, women got ALL (not kidding) the internships on campus and I had to go do some bullshit internship and never got a job in my field, decided to just day trade and volunteer at a library.
Hudson Watson
3.6 is high at my school because of its rigor and course load. It's much harder to keep a good GPA in engineering than something like finance or liberal arts.
William Young
I feel like I had good conversations with the recruiters but never heard back from hiring managers for any of the positions I applied for.
Jordan Sanchez
Ok Sup Forums, rather than just focusing on the women that don't want you, what are you doing to improve yourself and make yourself more desirable to the women that could potentially want you? Anything? Because the truth is we would all be compatible with millions of women, given the circumstances, and so just make excuses based on negative examples is bullshit.
Focusing on the negative and ignoring the positive is what SJWs and liberals do. It is a waste of your time to worry about women you won't ever be with. So why not improve yourself for the ones that would? Sitting around complaining doesn't help, it's a net-negative and you are the only one that loses.
Adam Richardson
>make yourself more desirable to the women that could potentially want you?
Kinda hard when you're fucked out of the job market, famalam. You can do everything else right, but it won't mean jack.
Nolan Adams
>Even Investment Banks don't care about your intelligence anymore, just fucking diversity. I'm mad.
Its not for diversity user. The baby boomers managers want to look at and fuck the young ladies. At one interview the guy even came out and told me so.
Lucas Taylor
it's because you don't have nice tits OP
Blake Hernandez
>struck down from every major and regional bank for this summer even though I aced every internship and interviewers loved me you fucked up the interviews if you didn't get the job you moron
William Nelson
Then create a job for yourself! That's what I did after getting sick of not even being interviewed for jobs. It has literally never been easier to make money. If you have an internet connection, you can register a business, set up a website using shopify or wix, and buy private label or wholesale goods on Alibaba to sell on your website, use facebook targeted ads, in under 4 hours.
William Sanchez
They are not hired for the diversity quote, they are hired for cock sucking skill.
Hunter Miller
hate to tell you, OP, but it's because your field is so easy that a woman can do it. GPA doesn't matter when your classes are all addition and multiplication with some public speaking.