I am the smartest man on this planet

I am the smartest man on this planet.
AMA
>i love existential questions.

spamming random shit till im banned for this being not politically affiliated.

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im gonan laugh when janitors leave this up just to prove me wrong
>now their gonan delete it because i said that
>THEY ARE LOST AND AFRAID THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BEAT ME NOW.

COOL IMAGE. not the one that i wanted though. not even on my computer....

Are aliens real?

they are actually gonna let me 404?

thats dangerous.

what if someone were to take an interest?

yes and no.
not in the fashion that we would accept them but there is life outside of the earth.

i think the question you want to ask is do they meddle in our politics
no they don't we have enough problems without them if there ARE higher intelligence aliens they are waiting for our species to evolve so that first contact may happen without blood spilling.

forgot random shit from my HD

What makes you so smart?

ALSO that is not to say that there are not a few black sheep in every race who have interfered in our evolution..... and im sure those few have been severely punished based on racial standards

Have you ever eaten a Digestive Biscuit

experience, and mostly IQ.

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yes, they are not terrible but not really something that i would eat daily.

>i have a feeling this is gay innuendo and im falling for it regardless.

what are your thoughts on the nigger race

less evolved than the current teir of what we call "humanity"

>honestly aside from the fact they can speak english i would classify them as primates.

You're not even the smartest man in this thread, faggot.

checked btw

this is for you. thank you for bumping dumbass

I literally cannot think of anything to ask you.

oh and before you come back with "i saged"

no you didn't
you don't have the forethought to move your curser to another box. you literally clicked link, typed what came from your head and went on to the next thread to come back to this one later.....

Wow what a hot take on Sup Forums this guy is a bonafide genius

good.
hows the weather today?

Sup Forums is almost always right....

im not gonna lie to yall just to be controversial.....
whats the point?

Clear blue skys with a summer breeze, just finished college today and i'll be leaving to go off to the navy in a few months.

congrats man.
its a huge thing when a man finds his importance in this world.
i hope its fulfilling for you.

and now i know your lying..... England hasnt seen anything other than rain clouds in the last 25 years.

>describe your country with one picture.

this is the north

>Lawk at all muh guns
>Still got a muh manchild toys though

>this is the south lately

What is your occupation?

wife wanted to buy me something for my birthday so that was the first thing i said.

i still think thats in a box from moving but dammit that was a cool childs toy

Currently nothing thats why im here at 3:10 PM.

i was a press operator for a comapny in south carolina but i had to move back to Texas so im between jobs just burning a hole in whatever i saved. considered the police academy, dive welding, and nursing.

What do you think you will end up doing now then?

>if you really wanted to hit a sore spot you should ridicule how that handgun is a hi-point.

I have an interview for a marketing job tomorrow but i loath desk jobs. I did IT for about 10-12 years.

i think im gonna take lifeguard training because i live on a tourist Island and i want to sit around shirtless for the next 5 months while i shitpost on my phone.

Why don't you have the proper National Flag?

I did IT for my first year of college and then i did media for two years and hate it, so i thought fuck it and joined the navy, i don't want to sit behind a desk for the next 40 years of my life.

i did when i started this thread.
but i felt it was necessary for the NSA to ID every way possible.

>ruining a perfectly good coffee machine like that

give me a quick rundown on how i can sort myself out

yea same here. i was gonna go through the navy to have them pay for a welding degree but when i placed top 1% of their placement tests they demanded i do encryption and decryption and i was like NOPE nope nope nope.

>i refuse to be king of the dumb-asses.
>so im here i would rather be king of the autistic

Comfy

Proper

good question.

goals.
set a goal and achieve it.
no matter how trivial others might think it is.
set an attainable goal. then do what you can to reach that goal.

Very.

Keurigs fucking suck
I got one for Christmas two years ago and the damn screen quit working on it only a few months after use

no clue what this picture is so im posting it


im sorry but mine has run flawlessly aside from time the wife got those shitty discount k-cups and the needle in the kurig couldn't penetrate the plastic. got it like 3-4 years ago

you sit on the fuckin floor?

okay , i'm going to rape the kid next door

wish me luck

i used too because i could always look out the window at my front yard.... Sadly the dog decided he wanted to lay under my desk and a golden retriver is anything but small so i had to get an actual desk.


...... if thats your goal....
im surprised me made it 50 posts in without the mention of rape....... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE

>Smartest man on the planet
>drinking nos

sage

What is truly going on? What the fuck is reality? Also, have you heard of pic related?

Would have Pickett's charge succeeded?

personally speaking , i'm a bad sort

What are the tissues for?

What are these for OP?

Yea i went through a stage where i ate nothing for like a month and crammed energy drinks because between my job and my wife i hit a threshold and tried a slow form of suicide ended up just getting a cavity that i don't want to fill because it reminds me to not be so impulsive

jk i'm one of the gud goys

it's all going to be okay somehow

lol i honestly didnt even notice them but thats my bottom right dresser drawer so anything on my side of the bed when i go to sleep gets shoved in there.......

none of us are "good" stop lying to yourself.

>smartest man
>wii u
you've been passed by me and my switch. i am now the smartest man

reality is what you make of it.
"what is going on?" i need you to be more specific. i could write a 3k word essay on that topic alone and i need to get water in about 15 mins.

and no. im bad with faces and names.

it would have been effective but once the union called in the french navy it was over for the confederacy

ultimatly it would have just ended in more dead men.

there is a very well defined good and evil , and i'm in the gud category , friend

i believe this reality works like dat

basing human intelligence on materialistic value.

If you're so smart why do you drink cancer in a can?

well defined by whom?

>whose definition do you base your realities on?

Pretty much why is all this happening? Not how, why?

i don't anymore.

>because i was a child.
lol who am i kidding. because i AM a child.
but thats one of the habits i kicked.
[x] pot
[x]nicotine
[x]caffine
[x] sugar
[ ] sex

You misspelled caffeine...

some things/people are just evil bro , it's just what they are

why is the world in the state that it is?

greed man.
constant
ever-prevalent human fucking greed.

ur working with limited knowledge and u just gotta do what makes sense to u , that's life

when god says pick up a sword, you obey.

you didn't even PRETEND to be intelligent.

thank you.
im tired.
and i cant spell.

and yes i don't ever hyphenate im because its a waste of time get over it.

well said. being human is being limited in knowledge

and i will pick up my sword on that day.
sadly i am not often called by him because he likes to torment me with his absence

>hyphenate I'm
Jesus, man.

how is the switch? im still mad that they scrapped the wii u so quickly but eh. it was a good life lesson and i came to an excellent understanding on the amount of time i waste on trivial things.

i mean you understood what i said, correct?

IN FACT i would pose that the ONLY reason that I is constantly capitalized is some aggrandized self importance of those who "created" the English language

What's your mmr? I don't play that game for a year and had 6.2k so would probably be 7k by now. That game is like an elaborate IQ test. If you have below 5k you are literally a subhuman.

i have never done the 10 games required to place MMR but those that i play with are usually around 4k-5k and that's based off of 7.00 standings. game took a huge turn about half a year ago and its shit now.

they dumbed it down. i rarely play now.
>back to the wastes of time topic.

Hold it right there, Racist.

Can I see your sexuality papers, please?

Sorry. im only a faggot because im OP.

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gotta bounce

oh yeah before that , apparently ur intentions matter a lot so make sure to , u know

damn that version is old

that
fucking
digit

and intentions do matter.
but intention without action is meaningless
and action without intention is heartless.

but i will thank you.

I know. i miss beta.

they fucked it up when they moved to reborn and even more so when they moved to 7.xx

well im sure its time i 404 back to whever i came from.

any last questions. i need to figure things out to be comfy and most of the "hard ones" are fairly simple.... i need more questions.

the community is getting worse , the solution is a new ranked system but that means no more money for valve

and yes some people are truely evil.
ive come across one man like that.
ive come across many who are lost and allowed evil to gain root in them, but i have only met one that was born of evil.......
what i was asking is whose definition do you heed?

because while i would like to believe i am an intelligent god-fearing "good" soul..... i know that i am human. i know that i am an imperfect being and i know that i have committed evil acts....... we all have. and its all of our jobs to continually strive to be a better being.

this is why none of us can be good. because to admit truth means we are far from evil but not much closer to good, and to lie to yourself and state that you are good flings you into a state of parallelization. which yields nothing but idle hands...... which are often used for evil purposes.


TLDR: are you god?

yea i know. i just wish AD was fixed instead of constantly shit upon because AD has such a following that they are losing tourney money on the casual players.