Make Africa Great Again

MY God what have we done. We coulda had flying cars. If only a magical rock had crashed into Africa and colonialism didn't happen.

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a magical rock crashed into black communities in the 80's and didn't do shit

YARRR I'M PLUNDERING YER ARSHOLE!

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Niggers will still be Property

Isn't it missing the usual "And it stunning!"?

most diverse movie ever

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>White people destroy Africa
LOL sure, of course.

memes are actually becoming real

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Then why don't niggers go back there? It's never been easier to do so

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Ethiopia was never colonized.
Niggers killed off all the French in Haiti 200 years ago.
Both are among the worst of all nigger countries.
While it's true that Africans would be better off without whites violating the prime directive, the only reason it's bad is that it boosts their population to beyond levels they are incapable of sustaining themselves.
We either should have exterminated them all or left them alone completely, like a nature preserve.

cause whitey done destroyed it and stole all the resources

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I can not get over how dumb niggers are. The most amount of plants and wild animals and resources of any continent and they squander it eating mosqitoes and killing each other.

Is that what I think it is?

It's all whiteys fault

The average Haitian is clinically retarded.

Who cares? This is utterly inconsequential bullshit and anybody who actually goes along with it should be certified retarded. It's fiction. Somebody could make a film where Nazis take over the world and everything is a utopian paradise - would that be evidence that we should start heating the ovens?

It is so easy to just sit on one's ass, consume entertainment and bitch about how things could be different - yet not raise a finger to make it so.

a dark place

#AfricanExcellence

Ethiopia was colonised by Italy in the 1930's.

Gas the white
Race war now

>Somebody could make a film where Nazis take over the world and everything is a utopian paradise - would that be evidence that we should start heating the ovens?

Yes.

those patties have to be like the nastiest texture ever

>whitey destroyed everythang
>TFW they've been fuckin each other for thousands of years anyway
>TFW They just want someone to blame, cause blacks dindu nuffin

how is this shit suitable if some cracker made a movie about niggers ruining america and how it couldve been that person would lose their job, robbed, probably murdered, family bludgeoned to a pulp, etc etc
but uhhh
>b-b-but whites are all racist.. hurr,,, whats coloniusum,,.

Someone make pic related for Africa

solution: make sure internet is available everywhere there are people, bombard every network with the highest quality 2D porn and a smattering of very low quality 3D porn, population crisis averted

>Fuck you, whitey!
>Please help us, white people!

Right?!

Even my honest map of Europes historical place in Africa doesn't reflect this

It is a fantasy they can entertain solely because of ideas and technologies developed by whites.

Jesus Wept is that real?

I think it was because of how late it was colonised, but Ethiopia definitely was taken by Italy in 1936.

Fun fact: tens, perhaps hundreds of thousand of slaves were freed in Ethiopia when Italy took over.

Note that there's a flipside to this. Africa is also literally the ONLY continent left whose large animals haven't all been wiped out.

bullshit

UNDER RATED POST!

i hope you are kidding

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Which part? Most megafauna on this planet is already extinct. Africa is the only continent that's been mostly spared.

Naturally, The Africans enslaved more of their own than the Europeans ever did, more Europeans were taken as slaves by Islamic pirates and invaders than Africans by whites...

>muh dick

Muh

Just gonna leave this here...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_brown_bear

can you explain the joke?

Ah, I see I said all instead of nearly all.

Ok

Holy shit.

H I G H T E S T

Gold Jerry Gold

Europe never had many large creatures in the first place, it was too densely covered in forest to support such creatures, but those that lived in glacial regions died out for obvious reasons...

Well to be fair it does take place in africa

God damn son.

Crack Cocaine also known as rock devastated the blacks in the inner citys during the 80s and 90s, We refer to it as the crack war days.

Which mega fauna went extinct that you're referring to?
And can you show evidence that it was the result of humans/the white man?

Meanwhile in africa you can point to specific "mega fauna" that are in danger due to nigger poachers.

Crack

Yeah it's real

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In america they get free welfare and free school but eat crack and kill eachother.

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You fucking moron. Do some research before you speak.

The majority of most continents'. At the end of the Pleistocene. Humans spread like a plague and wiped out almost all of it. Except in Africa.

>that are in danger due to nigger poachers.
Actually, that's due to white colonialists starting the trend and the Asian market now. Blacks lived in Africa for literally hundreds of thousands of years and most animals were fine. Amazing that African megafauna is all on the verge of extinction only AFTER colonialism. Must be coincidence.

Shut up

I also love that the MCU shows that while Wakanda does well, the rest of Africa is worse than real life.

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>Africans want to create a soulless megopolis technocracy

1) they can't do it
2) it sucks even if they could

You don't need a movie to know that the ovens should be already running.

Yea, but God forbid that an European movie has only whites in in.

It's a good meme.

Explain before resorting to ad-hominem attack commie.

It is my understanding that the megafauna of Europe resided mostly in tundra/glacial regions.
The change from the ice age into an interglacial period resulted in stresses that forced megafauna to become smaller.
after adapting for so long to the iceage period, many of the megafauna died off as a result (mammoth etc.)

I am aware that the Romans and later the picts hunted the Caledonian bear to extinction because of how aggressive it was.

Now Explain your rebuttal...

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Soo while the rest of Africa were starving this literal Utopia never helped out it's neighbours

>diverse
>90% african

FML, Well you learn something new everday

you're just jealous, look at this helicopter they made: youtu.be/LBG6_HCN3jc
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White men didn't go around Africa to gather the slaves, black slavers did that for them

>It is my understanding that the megafauna of Europe resided mostly in tundra/glacial regions
Sort of. Most of Europe was covered in such biomes at the end of the Pleistocene, but not all of it. Actually, Europe got luckier than most continents. The Europeans had already wiped out most of their megafauna, but some survived elsewhere, like wild Horses (in Asia) or in domestication, like Cattle (Aurochs). Others like the Wisent nearly were wiped out as well, but survive in some parts of Europe - mostly places humans generally don't want to go, like the Chernobyl Exclusionary Zone. Even there though, dumb white trash slavs are poaching though. Mammoths DID NOT die off because of "climate change". There is habitat in Europe RIGHT NOW that is suitable to them.

>forced megafauna to become smaller.
This is totally false human apologetics. Hunting pressures made them smaller. That's most obvious in North America though. I'm not aware of too many species that shrank in Europe. Modern Cattle are smaller than Aurochs, but that's because they were bred that way.

god damn

Much diverse, such one race, all progressive...

>Mammoths did not die out bc climate change.
True, loss of habitat and rising temperatures DID contribute heavily though, since they had lived alongside neanderthals for tens of thousands of years beforehand.

>Smaller Megafauna
As the temperatures increased, the large surface areas of the megafauna, coupled with thick hair, gave them an evolutionary disadvantage. Ecosystems are very fragile things, look at ancient northeast Africa for example...

Europe did not have much megafauna to begin with, butas shown with the neanderthal co-existence, humans were not the definitive cause for their extinction (excluding those that still have descendants Aurochs, bears etc.)

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My point is: why do these people assume fiction in any way represents a genuine "what if" scenario and not somebody's imagining of a scenario? For example, Harry Potter is not an authentic representation of what the world would be like if wizards existed but a woman's imagination of such a world. We may never know what it is like but it is a creative exercise to hypothesize. But to dress up and go on the streets proclaiming "Trump is Voldemort" and "We are Dumbledore's Army" - that is a symptom of a sickness, a faulty application of fictions characteristics to reality.

Yyyou mean that they shouldn't have let in immigrants

saved and keked

The fact that people are talking about this as of it would have been a possibility is mind numbing

This is a good one.

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Aka modernization

You're right if they were left in grass huts being eaten by lions every damn day they wouldn't have a problem

This goes to show how unadvanced africans were. Even Stone Age tribes in North America were able to get rid of almost all mega fauna

This is white?
Your eyes is totall damaged.

Hey, don't knock it unless you tried it

does the left actually think whites ruined africa?

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fucking straw man