If a girls best friend is a diamond, whats a guys?

if a girls best friend is a diamond, whats a guys?

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Man's best friend is the dog

hymen

who told you you could post here faggot

Asians

telling eceleb worshiping leafniggers to fuck off

Drumpf

Dogs. You stupid nigger

Anime

His mind.

Oh fuck off.
Dogs are just above niggers
No muslim.
Dogs eat shit

see

this

fpbp
post your dogs

fuck off

niggers, muslims, and other sub-humans hate dogs, dog is white man's best friend.

my dog

the computer

Happiness is a warm gun.

that's a damn good lookin' pup
fuk u fgt

Dogs, obviously.

first post, as usual, is the best post. As long as one gets a breed that is smart, like a labrador, the dog will be a better companion than any person.

underrated

Doggo loves me for feeding it one cheeto from a 1.29 bag of them

girl needs 3 months salary on her finger as a down payment on future gifts.

Legalized prostitution will destroy feminizm

That's not a girls best friend, that would be a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

Steel.

>Man's best friend is a dog

Man's only friend is a dog.

...

His hand.

this

His own dick.

Shit skin detected

Only a libtard starcuck doesn't like dogs.
Dogs have been man's partner in work, hunt, family and discovery throughout human history.
You can't get that kind of co-operation and loyalty from a nigger.

Mans best friends are either dog or their own free time

According to a song I heard in Fallout 4, a man's best friend is a bed
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Fleshlight

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guns

>tfw dog named Diamond

Himself and like-minded men.
That or peace and fucking quiet for 5 fucking minutes.

Had one, great doggo

>Watch video about Dogo Argentino
>Two Argentinian girls go picking figs
>One gets to the top of the tree and sees a puma sleeping on the branch
>Falls out of tree and wakes puma
>Based Dogo runs from the house to attack the puma, knowing the puma is more than capable of killing it, but needing to protect its family it doesn't care
>Girls dad runs out and finds the dog dead and starts crying
>Then he sees the dog actually killed the puma too
>Sudden dramatic cut
>Based Dogo actually survived, but it's face is unbelievably scarred
>Final shot is one of the girls sitting on Dogo's back as the Dogo looks over the land being a protector
>tfw you have friends who would charge you for a cup of tap water

>hiding flag
>not reading filename like a faggot
I see you, rajesh from malmo

If you use the word "doggo" or "pupper" you are a colossal faggot

My dog says it's time to stop shitposting and play with him.

> the rainbow tastes like wallpaper paste.jpg

A Dog.

will also accept a gun.

dogs, they can hear your heartbeat and know the very second that you sense danger.

A dog.

White man's oldest and greatest ally. Not that you would know anything about that Jamal.

Anyone wh denies this is untermensch scum.

jesus what a needy little cunt
worse than most women

Dogs obviously