Doomsday Preppers

How red-pilled is prepping? Does Sup Forums have any emergency supplies tucked away for when SHTF? I'm old enough to remember my parents prepping for Y2K but it never amounted to anything.

Also they need to shoot a new season of Doomsday Preppers.

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You cant prep for whats to come. Trust in the Lord Jesus, He is the only truth in the BS world

I mean really fpbp. Aside from storing long lasting food, water, and making sure you have at least one gun and ammunition, there isn't much else you can do.

I'm just excited that I'll be able to rape without worry

Do you guys think you could live in The Road type scenario? Like post-post-apocalypse. How long would you hold out before giving up? People thinks once shtf it will be all out chaos but I think it would be years before it got to that point.

I hate faggot larping preppers who wear gas masks (kys)
If you are legit good for you.

Katrina was the perfect test case example for you guys to prep for. Ultimately it all depends on how many utilities go out and how quickly. But after everything goes out if it doesn't come back up on the fourth day then all bets are off. There's enough low IQ crazy people in this country that cannibalism would start on the fifth day.

The one thing that really tickles me is the preppers who plan on staying in their home in suburbia... lol. After a week that place would be a blood bath... its the one reason I don't feel the need to prep... there will be plenty to scavenge after a few weeks. Only thing is I can't think of a good place to statistically get a gun without getting my head blown off. You'd think a gun store is a good idea but I bet every gun store owner will be deeply dug in for the long haul... which is stupid anyway as you can't eat bullets... maybe a medieval times situation where you just have to wait for them to burn through the MREs.

If shit play out like the movies I hope I never run into any of you guys. I play enough DayZ to know the best strategy... if we weren't good friends before shtf you ass is dead.

if you do this you better sure to not tell anybody because when shit does go down those faggots are going to be robbed of their shit

Yeah I always laughed at the bunkers people had that were conspicuous and out in the open. If people are desperate enough, they will get in and take shit.

this is why guns are your friend

>muh scavenge
>play enough Dayz
>don't already have a gun
Are you a faggot 13 year old or just a retarded one

>Only thing is I can't think of a good place to statistically get a gun without getting my head blown off.
how about that whole 'prepping' part that, I don't know, might involve being armed well before you need to be?

Nah man, you strip down to nothing, slather up in wet mud and stalk around at night with a knife or your bare hands and go from there.

The ones who hold on to civilization are the first ones to go ;)

There is nothing wrong with preparing for the worst to protect those you love.

There are two kinds.

The kind where a blizzard or something knocks out power, stops the grocery stores from getting stocked, and prevent gas pumps from working.

For that the solution is as simple as keeping your cupboard fully stocked and filling your tank when it's half full. A half tank of gas can get you pretty far away, hopefully out of the danger.

Any worse than that, learn to camp with minimal supplies and keep those supplies packed where you can quickly get them.

how do you scavenge without getting shot

Very blue pilled

Bunch of anti gun faggots on there

Prepping is the natural consequence of the idea that "normalcy" is fleeting. That shit like riots, power-outages, natural disasters, man-made disasters, and the like, happen. If being redpilled means understanding reality and being prepared for it, then prepping is very redpilled. However, I do think some people go overboard with it.

Not everyone has a gun...

yea but ur gonna be like wandering around and into places that you don't know are empty

When shit hits the fan economically, Sup Forums might finally get its race war.

Prepare with that in mind.

I don't know if it's redpilled or not but I think it's good to be prepared.
Even forgetting about full SHTF, another great depression sort of scenario could easily happen again, and in that case food and guns/ammo bought now would become far more valuable then.
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The truly prepared prepper would not only have a stockpile, but also network with other preppers and have knowledge about things like growing food and other survival skills for total SHTF.
My plan for total shitshow collapse is to load up my truck with as much of my stockpile as possible and live innawoods for the months it takes for the big die off.
Then try to connect with other people that have managed to survive and trade with/try and form a small agrarian community armed to the teeth.

>network with other preppers
enjoy getting raided

Here is how a shtf scenario will go:
>something happens like a natural disaster or pandemic
>local government, then state government collapses within a few months to a year
>initially if you aren't in the military or someone important like a doctor, police, state worker in this important year you are fucked as non essential personnel will get cut fast
>military rolls in to take care of situation
>at first everything is fine
>but then military starts to stress
>eventually in the next six months the military has problems with insurgency and feeding their own troopers
>military splits or breaks down
>the things fighting the situation break down as order breaks down
>more problems arise out of said situation
>this is where resources start to get scarce
>if you're a doctor or ex military at this point, you will be fed and in some sort of organization as your skills will be needed
>if you're pleb trash then you work with little rations
>lots of animals become extinct or wiped out due to overhunting
>cities become eternal hell zones as the small amount of resources are fought over by splintered military forces and raiders.
>small businesses start to flourish in the shitty situation
>this continues for a few years before local government gets set up from allied towns
>law starts to get restored
>small militaries start to form
>state forms after a few years of fighting
>situation has either dulled or died down at this point

>anarchist
You don't need to ask

When the shit hits the fan, I'm going to pop on over to all of my neighbors for a visit. We live in a gun free zone so I'll just smash their heads in with a pipe and resupply myself.

jesus btfo preppers 2000 years ago you need to get raptured not stay here and defend your life

Luke 17:32-36
Remember Lot's wife. 33Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it. 34I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. 35Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. 36Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

Its good to make practical preps but
Self sustainability is the master race.

are u sure this passage isn't about homosexuals

This.

>GOD IS IN HIS HOLY TEMPLE

>self sustaining
anyone can kill a rabbit with a shotgun faggot

Nah I'm too autistic to be doing what I know I should be doing.
Like I said, my plan would be to try and find anyone who manages to survive the initial chaos after the fact, mad max style.
Ideally though, people should prep with others in mind like the dude in the video.

That's half the thrill of the hunt. I know it sounds like I'm talking a big game but the reality is that when shit resets to zero... ALL... BETS... ARE... OFF.

Yeah. The state will step in to put the boot down on the situation at first but will fuck up under its own weight causing more problems under its weight.

Doomsday preppers is unpatriotic, and therefor not Sup Forums approved.

If your country's culture is A+ then the citizens should be able to band together after any catastrophe, and work through it.

'prepping' is the abandonment of faith in your community, your country.

>shotgun

>an enemy's

great grammar too.. kys

Than do it and post your results.

I never let the tank in my car drop below halfway

Protip: buckwheat not rice.

im not allowed to own guns otherwise i would.

Beta.

kurt cobain yourself you filthy fuckin jew if it were up to me, i wouldnt let you own a gun either

Why? While there is a protein and fiber difference, does it really matter that much?

>there will be plenty to scavenge after a few weeks
Store shelves will be empty in a matter of hours

Nothing wrong with preparing yourself for a happening. This show just takes the most autistic ones and holds them out for the world mock.

I am willing to bet that you have never even killed a fish.

Protip senpai, rabbits aren't good for long term sustainability. Too much iron.

im vegan actually so no not in my lifetime edgelord

Saw an episode of this where the dad takes his son out shooting for the camera, the dad shoots his fucking thumb off.

>falling for the pescatarian jew

i do hate rabbits though

i think that shit is fake personally

What, the show in general or the thumb guy?

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>If shit play out like the movies I hope I never run into any of you guys. I play enough DayZ to know the best strategy... if we weren't good friends before shtf you ass is dead.

Sounds pretty gay to me

Prepping is a good start. Water, a gun, warm clothes, and food, in that order.

But what is essential is prepping for when the MEME WAR goes hot.

Print out 100 copies of the biggest redpill you know. (Or more if you can.) Also buy a stapler.

When pressures are highest, shitpost in real life.

(((they))) can't stop the signal.

No fat either

Not preparing against the Jews destroying your society will see you going the way of the Canaanites.

in general these reality shows have staged elements and i think the thumb guy seems fake

I keep a bug out bag, get home bag, and a supply of food water weapons and ammo, i wish i could be one of those wealthy fallout shelter guru's but muh shekles

>stapler
hah i laugh at you

really those were just a couple took out of my garden.

>be me
>my community likes Muslims more than white
>my community supports homos more than heteros
>illegals more than legals
Son, doomsday prepping is damn near the most patriotic thing I can do. If I outlast these degenerates then that's another city for conservative Christians

put memes everywhere and do drive by shootings in nigger neighborhoods at the same time.. its literally australian tier irl shitposting

>TFW you go to the food pantry
>get food for the rahowa
>deprive niglets of food
>do it every week
>not even poor

I couldn't get past the first season, the whole thing seems to be trying to make fun of anyone who wants to be prepared

I read this somewhere, here's what to do
>doomsday is announced
>go on internet
>print out hundreds of pics of niche, fetish porn
>doomsday happens
>build empire based on extremely high demand of niche porn because nobody else would think to archive it
>???
>profit

Tryin to be budget conscious.

But you're right. Nailgun and plastic-laminated redpill images is the way to go.

Also a giant stencil to spray-paint the race and IQ bell curve redpill in lots of appropriate places.

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> realize I can trade my /s/ folder for food and ammo
> mfw Sup Forums makes me happy and successful

Potassium iodide. A week's worth is 8 bucks on Amazon and it never goes bad. A surplus Jew gas mask is 15 bucks. Either of them is a death sentence if you need them and don't have them.
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you dont need a weeks worth if you crush them up and snort them instead.

that way you can share with your neighborhood families..

Don't forget pet store antibiotics. Buy them in bulk online and watch them become worth their weight in diamonds after the SHTF.

How is prepping not "red pilled"?

Should you NOT have a surplus of non-perishable food, water and water filters, medicine, first aid, firearms and ammunition? Do natural disasters and power failures not happen? Is the Government really that fuckin great at arriving timely and feeding your ass? Even if they are, why bother waiting for them?

There is no reason not to be ready, but most people have this idea that everything will always be relatively fine because muh gubbermint, which is exactly why everyone was fucked when Katrina hit Nawlins. The lazy, the dumb, the dependent and unprepared died in droves and many of them had it coming.

Have some like-minded people and a place you can all retreat to if it all comes down. "The back of a brotherless man is naked".

Now you're just going overboard with this.

Or they try to get in, fuck up your door beyond repair, and lock you in your vault for eternity.

If you own a gun store, you're probably a prepper by nature.

Enjoy your edgy teenage Facebook-tier LARPing though. There won't be anything for anyone to scavenge but your tight pink boipussy.

I remember an episode of Doomsday Preppers where the people were buying so much stuff including flatscreen TVs with credit cards and on layaway with no payments til 2013 thinking they were ripping everyone off because the world was ending in 2012. Wonder how they're doing

>implying anyone will give a shit about porn when you can literally buy women again

>Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
Sounds like something papa Trudeau would say.

Christcucks are mentally diseased.

Being prepared is redpilled, 'prepping' is for faggots.

I'd survive and I wouldn't give that nigger his clothes back. Stupid kid should have listened to his father.

prep the bull

true, but maybe people aren't rich enough for women (or perhaps futanari doesn't exist in real life)

>value of watermelon skyrockets

Or easier just find your air vents and smoke you out. I always liked the bunkers that were hidden af and didn't look like bunkers.

>In fact, Tim went on to make a full recovery. The bullet had gouged out the middle part of his thumb, but surgeons were able to reattach the top part. However, he was left with what he described as "a midget digit," a thumb that was much, much shorter than it used to be.

How old are you? I'm betting like 15

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The only thing I prep is my gf's black bull

Bury it in the backyard...

I have antibiotic mushroom spores. When everyone else is out I'll be growing my own. Heirloom seeds are pretty cheap too.
I hope you are joking. If not enjoy your post apocalyptic Darwin award.
>Share. Nigger are you fucking serious. Life isn't fucking stalker. The meds are to keep you alive long enough to get the fuck out of the hot zone. If anyone found out you have meds that will keep them and their children alive. You are a dead man.

How many died in Lawlins, not from the hurricane, but from diseases, hunger etc?

Yeah, seeds will be money in a scarcity economy. Go for high calorie vegetables like potatoes and high nutrient vegetables like kale and spinach.

Also have vitamins and multi-vitamins.

1month worth of food and water
extra medical and hygiene supplys
some basic camping gear for hot and cold weather
a weapon of some type
get a bug out bag with enough supplys for 3-5 days
put a mini get home bag in your vehicle with extra vehicle related gear and repair measures.

there you can potentially survive 99.9% of happenings. you dont need to get crazy with it, but everyone should be prepping to some degree because at the very least natural disasters do happen and it fucking sucks to get caught in one with your pants down.

Not enough.

pretty autistic since in real life a happening won't be some nuclear war or le ebin zombie attack it will just be like Venezuela where the economy gradually gets worse and worse and then what you have to worry about is other human beings coming to your home to seize your property be it the state or a thousand roaming niggers so if you want actually prepare to survive a real world catastrophe you need to be learning how to survive innawoods or how to get out of your country asap when it goes to shit not in your autism bunker that will be getting raided by the military

Forgot, also tobacco and some liquor.