Avast all ye pirates, dastardly navy men and scurvy landlubbers! Here be the pirate general, for all ye stories of Adventure, booty and the great seven seas!
>https:// .gg/76EdM
All pirates invited to the port of Sup Forumstuga! however ye will need to place discord in the empty place, as to avoid the mods sending ye to Davey Jones locker!
/prg/ Pirate General
Wyatt Price
William White
yar, here be the bump
Jordan Reyes
arr, set sail from Sup Forumstuga to join ye
Thomas Hughes
RRRRRR ya scurvy dog
Juan Reyes
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Henry Garcia
AVAST YE, PORKY
Austin Williams
AVAST YE, PORKY
Hunter Foster
>AVAST YE, PORKY
AVAST YE, PORKY
Noah Roberts
Avast ye, Porky!
David Hernandez
Pirates, sticking to The Man since 1400 BC.
Ian Myers
I'M IN CHARGE NOW
Colton Hall
redpill me on the pirate ideology
William Morgan
Maybe we should not take part in Sodomy on the high seas? W-what say ye
Levi Jenkins
AVAST YEP, PORKY
Evan Peterson
i luv pirates
Isaiah Russell
Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Evan Morales
Invites expired, cap'n!
Caleb Torres
Yar har fiddlee dee, do what you want because a pirate lives free
Zachary Adams
Anons, do you fear death?
David Sanders
All sovereignty is derived from force of arms and any spit of land, piece of property or deck of a ship is yours, so long as you can defend it.
Incidentally, all information is inherently free as in freedom.
Like you.
Because you are a Pirate.
Henry Bailey
>the instant invite is invalid or has expired
I'll be needing another message in a bottle matey.
Oliver Allen
This is an FBI kazaa style honeypot don't say I didn't warn you
Parker Harris
I'm not even trying to meme here, but is piracy viable in the 21st century? I want to be as free from the state as I can be
Owen Cooper
You guys know that piracy is illegal right?
Ryan Martinez
AVAST virus database has been updated
Jaxson Foster
Only if there were hot pirates...
Adrian Parker
Fug this reminds me I need to finish AC IV
Aiden White
AVAST YE, PORKY
Eli Evans
bump
Adam Brown
Internet piracy yes, piracy on the open seas, just ask the Somalis
Joseph Reyes
Ye sure about that?
Henry Harris
Still need a new link, cap'n!
Ryan Jackson
AVAST YE, PORKY
Isaac Hughes
>sovereignty is derived from force of arms and any spit of land, piece of property or deck of a ship is yours, so long as you can defend it.
Sounds badass heathen
Ryder Morris
Oh my. I spoke too soon.
Colton Smith
MAKE SHARP YE ROTTON MAGGOT SWINE, CAPTAIN ON DECK!
LET'S SEE YER WAR FACES!!!
Ryder Reyes
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LISTEN TO EACH ONE WITH THIS:
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Xavier Taylor
AVAST YE, PORKY
Juan Edwards
THE OP LINK IS EXPIRED YOU FAGGOT GIVE US A NEW ONE
Gabriel Martinez
AVAST, YE PORKY
Eli Jackson
Oh god that gif is amazing
Zachary Sanders
test...test
Adrian Nelson
I don't pay for shit yo
Nathan Fisher
I fear only god and the British crown laddie, nothing else.
Jeremiah Powell
AVAST YE PORKY
We be sea faring proto-anarchists and privateers.
Mason Turner
On pirate and privateering vessels all payment wad made in shares. Officers and captains were democratically elected. A pretty typical split would be 1 share for every ordinary crew memeber, 1.25 shares for the boatswain, 1.5 shares for the quartermaster, 2 shares for officers and 4 shares for the captain. Every crew memeber would sign shipping articles (contract) before joining the vessel laying out both payment rates/daily rations and general rules. These rules would usually include things like keeping your weapons clean and operational at all time, no fighting between crew members (though duels shoreside were often permitted), and the amount of compensation owed for injuries sustained in fighting.
Beyond those basic points the philosophy was basically fuck bitches get money.
Jaxon Smith
Arr, ye have to take the time,
To speak everything in rhyme.
Henry Lopez
Ay yo! Somali pirates in da hizzy!
Brody Bailey
AVAST YE, PORKY
David Ramirez
>gay fag that has never heard of "butt pirates"
If ye haven't taken a snake,
then ye must walk the plank!
Alexander Scott
You know pirates are actually Muslim. Captain Hook was a myth, Somalian muslims pirating western ships on trade routes are what pirates really are. They should all die
Brayden Parker
>Doctor Pavel, I be Captain Bill.
>He wasn't alone.
>Arrr, ye don't get to bring yer mateys.
>They not be me mateys.
>No need to worry, no doubloons for them.
>Why I be wantin' them?
>They be tryin' to grab yer treasure. They work for the privateer, the masked pirate.
>Banebeard?
>Aye.
>Get them on the ship, I'll send a message.
>[water sounds]
>Arrr, the shipping plan I just filed with Pirate Cove lists me, me crew, and doctor Pavel here, but only one o' ye!
>[First Mate Smee lowers the plank]
>First one o' ye to talk gets to stay on me ship!
>Who paid ye to shanghai Doctor Pavel?
>[shoots a musket into the air]
>He didn't swim so good! Who be wantin' to try next?
>Tell me about Banebeard! Why he be wearin' the mask?
>[loads musket]
>A lot o' loyalty for a hired pirate!
>Or perhaps he be wonderin' why someone would shoot a man, before making him walk the plank.
>[Smee lifts the plank]
>At least ye can talk. Who are ye?
>Arrr, it don't matter who we be, what be matterin' be our plan.
>No one be carin' who I was 'til I put on this mask.
>If I pulled that off, would ye go to Davy Jones' Locker?
>It would be extremely painful.
>Ye be a big pirate.
>For ye.
>Was stowin' away part o' your plan?
>Of course!
>[A larger ship rapidly approaches]
>Doctor Pavel be refusin' our offer in favour of ye, and we had to find out if he told ye where the treasure is buried.
>Nothin'! I be sayin' nothin'!
>Well good on ye! Ye stowed away!
>CAP'N?
>Now what's the next step o' yer master plan?
>Sinking this ship.
>[pirates on the other ship prepare to board]
>Draggin' ye all to the bottom!
>[Banebeard punches the captain]
>Shiver me timbers!
>[swordfight breaks out, with Banebeard's crew victorious]
>[Bane's First Mate prepares to leave after blowing a hole in the side of the ship]
>Yarrr, they be expectin' one of us in the shipwreck me boy!
>Have we released the Kraken?
>Aye
>[autistic screeching from Pavel]
>Arrr, calm down doctor, now not be the time for fear. That comes later.
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Isaac Butler
Where the booty?
Cooper Martin
Been read A General History of the Pyates lately. Man, these fuckers were so cool.
Elijah Ortiz
It's not gay if it's underway, scallywag.