Why are the most popular baby names of the 2010s a bunch of weirdo nu-male and cuck names?
Is there anything more ballless than a male named Dakota, Jaxon, or Liam, or queer than a female named Brixlee, Spencer, or Luxx? That and the plethora of Old Testament names like Noah, Obadiah, Eli, Levi, etc. Who the hell is having these kids?
What happened to strong and ancient names like Ernest, Herman, Carl, Albert, or Edmund?
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All those names will age in a group and people of the future will instantly guess their age by the names they have. It happens to every generation
>Luxx?
I love naming my kids after League of Legends characters, especially since the only job prospects they'll probably have will be e-sports streamers
Yup...when you see a name like Agnes or Edna or Herbert or Elmer you know exactly what generation theyre from
>having a discussion about baby names at a family dinner recently
>we're all white
>all my female relatives look at me with disgust when I say I'd want to name my son John
>meanwhile they're all throwing out names like Jaden and shit
I know some biblical names are old fashioned and stuffy, primarily the female ones, but John is like the most timeless fucking name ever.
Dakota has been a thing. I don't know why people want to be "cool" and spell names like Jackson as Jaxon and Cameron as Kamryn. probably nignogs.
>I like melee so I'm naming my kid falco
someone will do this.
Why not another traditionally European name, like Alexander? John is rather boring, to be honest.
Why would anyone want to stand out instead of standing together? I bet most of those people value inclusiveness too yet tell everyone to be different.
Who /Charles/ here? Top tier name desu, versatile too.
I usually go by Charlie.
Waldwick 'Golden Teeth' Thackeray
Bradford 'Jagged' Frederik
Morven 'Confidence' Edge
Ashley 'No Cash' Middleton
Brett 'Tide Turner' Dawson
Erwin 'The Coward' Bristol
Slade 'Sly' Wahl
Kenward 'Swab' Zaine
Sheldon 'Rage' Hitch
Calhoun 'Fearless' Luke
I've got a kid in school and I was thinking this myself. Everyone has a "Y" in their first names. Ayden, Jayden, Hayden. Wtf.
...
>not naming your kids after Memes
I wonder how Courage Wolf is doing in school.
I kind of like that the old testament names are back, but any name with an x in it needs to be deleted from history
Actually, names like John, Michael, William, Robert, James, etc. aside from some of them being Hebrew in origin, are very much overused. Why not Frederick, Roderick, Charles, Vincent, etc? They're respectable and non overused.
>ernest
>herman
>carl
>albert
>edmund
these all sound very jewish
My name is Bronson. I think it's near top tier desu
Aww crap they took my kidney
Personally the only kids I've seen with these names are the children of overly Christian soccer moms.
I always liked
>steven
>friedrich
>william
>hugo
>bernard
All great masculine names, not like some cuck names I hear now, like Jayden, or Ayden....
Who /Justin/ here?
Fuck you Trudea! The name means Just and Fair, not corrupt and cuck!
At least Bieber has found God now.
Paley 'Blunderbuss' Demien
Wayland 'The Drunk' Cheek
Ransley 'Merry' Nebula
Thorpe 'Yellow Teeth' Rexx
Stanmore 'Gentle Heart' Jinx
Perry 'Iron Fists' Sweet
Kenley 'Brown Teeth' Springfield
Fielding 'Treason' Cooper
Lockhart 'Shady' Voss
Haven 'Mutiny' Tindall
>Agnes
explain
Alice is the GOAT female name
>but John is like the most timeless fucking name ever.
it's also what prostitutes call their clients, rethink your options
The 3rd letter of "Gay" is the letter "y". Think about it.
Onni
Elias
Leo
Väinö
Oliver
Eetu
Eino
Noel
Leevi
Niilo
Veeti
Vilho
Mikael
Nooa
Rasmus
Lenni
Joel
Hugo
Kasper
Eemil
Emil
Aleksi
Matias
Daniel
Niklas
Eston 'Fuming' Rowley
Hale 'Snitch' Bourne
Ransford 'Daring' Bartram
Henderson 'Lionheart' Withers
Autry 'Whale' Wahl
Houghton 'Trickster' Netley
Arnold 'The Hawk' Inigo
Blakely 'Gnarling' Ethel
Bonar 'Cutthroat' Luxford
Rider 'Black Beard' Hayes
only gays are called /justin/
who here /benjamin/
Reminder that some horsefucker named their kid Pinkamena Zecora Smith.
>Be Different
>Think Different
>that feel when my name is literally Aryan
>im Iranian
>mfw multiple jews have been triggered by my name in university and such
>Bob
>Dick
>Ralph
>Bill
>Chuck
>Ted
>Hank
Shame all the classic alpha male names of the past have died off. These little shits running around with names like Aiden and Liam are destined to be cucks.
Nah, Justin's get all the girls
Trudea (Even thought he's an idiot)
Bieber
Timberlake
Only thing named benjamin, is a little dog nicknamed Benji
Old testament names are fine you atheist/pagan infidel.
actually now that i remember I had a kid back in high school named Rocket Rose Stelle
Steele 'Double-Crossed' Stanton
Seabrook 'White Hair' Vexacion
Hudson 'Albatross' Quint
Seldon 'Jagged' Bradford
Blade 'Pirate' Granger
Beardsley 'Fearless' Synth
Shandy 'Cutthroat' Wendell
Stepney 'The Ghost' Parch
Somerset 'Cutthroat' Whitney
Townsend 'Silver Teeth' Spooner
Maybe they just like Austrian Pop
>hat and the plethora of Old Testament names like Noah, Obadiah, Eli, Levi, etc. Who the hell is having these kids?
Nothing wrong with those
Sherborn 'Silver-Eye' Buckley
Kirkland 'Privateer' Grissom
Clifford 'Gloomy' Cromwell
Kenton 'Mad' Cotton
Stokley 'Daffy' Tyde
Brad 'Vicious' Clayden
Calvert 'The Straight' Lynx
Darren 'Blackmane' Vossler
Hampden 'Pirate' Allen
Darton 'Swab' Marlowe
we benjamins wuz the founding fathers
also dogs are cute so get fucked
Every time I hear Levi I shudder and think of Jesus Camp.
>Only thing named benjamin, is a little dog nicknamed Benji
Get a load of this poorfag.
All my bills are certified Benjamins.
idk what that is but if it makes you shudder its probably sodomite propaganda
congrats you got memed
>Sup Forums is made up of those people that are the fathers of kids named shit like "Constantine Edmund Albertson" and "Wilhelm Obediah Smith" that get relentlessly made fun of
I'm not even partially surprised by this.
To many white christians with kike names like David, John, Peter and such. Its not only bibilical its also kike names. Get a proper name from your culture fucking kike lovers. And I also recommend every user here that have a kike name and is not a kike to change their name.
Edwin 'Buccaneer' Smyth
Horsley 'Honestly' Paddley
Byram 'Crippled' Luke
Roland 'The Coward' Crompton
Kirkley 'Crew Member' Swales
Seldon 'Frenzied' Synth
Ellison 'Soft Heart' Langley
Ridley 'Cold Hearted' Hades
Searle 'Toxic' Dryden
Lytton 'Blackmane' Acheron
I don't see anything wrong with being named Liam. It's just an old Irish name. There's nothing wrong with Old Testament names either. What does irritate me is snowflake spellings of otherwise normal names. Pretty much a telltale sign of white trash/niggerdom.
If I had a kid, I'd probably give him a nice sounding Roman name like Tiberius or something.
people want to distinguish themselves, and by extension, their children, whom they consider yet another accessory in their special snowflake life
problem is that you don't distinguish yourself
others do
and that's not necessarily a good thing
eg I do distinguish people with such a vulgar upbringing I would not even call a dog by their name, from more respectable people
Megatron is a good name for a kid, but more accurate is Starscream.
Single millennial women raised on Harry Potter, Twilight, cartoons, video games, and social justice
Knocked up by nu-males
Alice
Sarah
Claire
top tier girls names
Just the nigger-tier ones, not if they are Greek. Alexander. Xenophon. etc.
Try to be less Jewish.
>If I had a kid, I'd probably give him a nice sounding Roman name like Tiberius or something.
Yup, this guy is exactly what I was talking about. Jesus christ, dude. Rein in your autism for your kid's sake(assuming you ever have any)
What about Marx?
Biblical names are cucked, not even a larping pagan but Europe names are better
My daughter is called Lina after the Dota hero. The mrs liked it aswel so we chose it
Several options
Male:
Justiniano (Justinian)
Constantino (Constantine)
Augusto (Augustus)
Female:
Lilith
Juana (Joan)
Olga
i like johnny but not john
what about Landon? lol
I wish my parents just named me "John" or some shit.
>herman
literally a sha-male
Gotta have a pretty shit name if you wish you had been called John
If I ever have a daughter, I want to name her Penelope. R8 and h8.
>Alice
means of noble race
>Claire
means bright, as in White
>Sarah
means pic related
My ex wanted to call our first born son Ezra and i told her no son of mine will be named after hebrews.
Women come up with the worst names.
If you think that child cult indoctrination shit was normal, you should take a long look in the mirror and think where your morals lie.
It's worth appreciating that certain common boomer names like Gary, are themselves weird one-generation anomalies.
>tfw my name is Clayton
That was fake though. Someone should do it for real.
>Julius
>Ernest
>Cole
>Maxwell
>Craig
>Artyom
Not very cute.
W-Why
...
>tfw gay and my name is Hayden
Theodora
Rate my future daughter's name:
Juno Beatrice [lastname]
nice
it rhymes with
>salope
which means slut, in French
I don't want my daughter to be a slut
I like it.
Thanks.
good to see they added pick your own flags back.
Born in fucking 88
Named Dakota
One of the most red pilled, uncucked motherfuckers to walk this earth.
Fuck you, OP. I Bet your name is "Zach" or some faggot overused bullshit.
based name! name your kid John, and he'll have like thirty action movie heroes from the 80s and 90s also named John backing him up
Why do you guys insist on such faggy pretentious names? The only decent name there is Craig.
>Tiberius
>Julius
>Artyom
>Constantine
>Rasmus
>Eston
>Wayland
>Edmund
Really, you guys are driving hard at ensuring your kid is that strange smelly kid that wears camouflage pants to school. Or that weird nerd that wears poorly fitting business suits and fedoras.
Bro come on if you really name your kid Aiden or Skyler you should be embarassed
A common gag with spanish-speakers is shortening the name "Penelope" to "Pene", which means penis. I wouldn't give her that name if I were you, unless you want her to be bullied by beaner kids (or you just don't care).
The fact that you had to type that out shows what a tryhard fag lady you really are, lol.
>Luxx
Lel, is that real?
Worst white names I've heard of are these:
>Tard parents tier
Hunter
Tanner
>brotarded tier
Brock
Cody
Marcus
>soccer mom cringe tier
Caleb
Noah
Conner
>Good tier
William
Edmunf
James
Matthew
Samuel
Charles
>Top tier
Surname first names "Orson" "Fitzhugh" etc
Namesake first and middle names "Thomas Jefferson" "George Washington" etc
you sound kike a huge fucking faggot. i know no faggot would be that proud of being a shitter
Faggot
Rate my sibling's son's name:
>Calder
uncommon occupational last name tier
Good names are strong names: Adam, Catherine, Valerie, Thomas. List more strong names apt for a future generation that must pick up the ashes of society left by the previous generations.
Relevant.
Never heard that before. My son's name is Cash.
desu Reimu isn't a bad name in of itself but it'll sticks out. My nieces are named Aria and Emery.
Why do both parents have double-first names, also why don't they share a name?