September can wait, August will fuck our shit up

September can wait, August will fuck our shit up.

k2radio.com/wyoming-woman-claims-yellowstone-will-erupt-during-2017-solar-eclipse-videointerview/

gatekeeper1950.com/2015/10/21/possible-effects-of-aug-21-2017-total-eclipse-on-yellowstone/

Good

RARE

The Russians hacked it of course

You can change your flag now newfag.

RUSSIANS HACKED MY DOG

Fucking great.

>woman claims
>woman

opinion discarded

You remember the last time this was going to happen? And the other time, and the other time? You HAPPENING faggots need to fuck off.

Oh no that sucks

woman claims... ffs jounos

Sup Forums = /happening/

we hate life here

Which is fucked. I want to know where I'm talking to.

She is so fucking hot

I miss her on Sup Forums

...

why?
what happened in Sup Forums?

can confirm
though it may not happen right on the eclipse it may happen within a week afterwards

ive also heard it may happen in october (though more likely is it will erupt continuously all the way until october)

fuck

>erupt continuously all the way until october

nice, the entire planet is gonna be dead.

the magma chamber is about four times the size they originally thought it was - discovered in 2015 and quietly brushed aside

intuition puts the eruption length at about 50 days consistent, the initial blast will be (ahem, strong) but thats not the real damage of course, and who knows how long it may smolder.

>a fucking solar eclipse affecting a volcanic eruption

Is this Yellowstone shit a hyped meme or is it real? I have some friends working there over the summer...

fucking scaleys get off my board reeeeeeeee