Brit/pol/ - Soap Edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=VdPsrxQgEiE
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40274593
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4601902/Huge-inferno-West-London-tower-block.html
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40268505
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40255958
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/boris-johnson-tells-theresa-mays-critics-get-grip-pm-prepares/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/theresa-may-calls-michael-gove-reshuffle-saver-leadership-challenge/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/
thesun.co.uk/news/3780289/oap-teeth-thrown-to-floor-travellers-nature-reserve/
youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4
youtu.be/gnFT2eQy_Cw
youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc
youtube.com/watch?v=seTMl6MQ1yw
dailycaller.com/2017/06/10/finally-methodist-church-ordains-first-non-binary-trans-person-as-deacon/
youtube.com/watch?v=dDI7x1nwTUw
youtube.com/watch?v=cbQ7UFyqRpY
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youtube.com/watch?v=VdPsrxQgEiE

How's my form?

No links edition

Where's the fucking links you inbred cretin?

You done goofed m8

links?

This is you.

here u go

user, I am disappoint.

Links are pointless anyway, all news is bad news.

Sorry the links were late and I couldn't wait

>TIM FARRON QUITS
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40274593

>Towering inferno, Screaming residents build ropes from sheets and lean out windows as fire at West London tower block spreads to "at least five" floors with firemen struggling to control the blaze
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4601902/Huge-inferno-West-London-tower-block.html

>Diane Abbott reveals she has type 2 diabetes
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40268505

>DUP hopeful of Conservative deal soon
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40255958

>Queen's Speech delayed as Tories negotiate with DUP
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/boris-johnson-tells-theresa-mays-critics-get-grip-pm-prepares/

>Michael Gove returns to the cabinet as Environment Secretary
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/theresa-may-calls-michael-gove-reshuffle-saver-leadership-challenge/

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

>Gypsy scum attack pensioner
thesun.co.uk/news/3780289/oap-teeth-thrown-to-floor-travellers-nature-reserve/

Fuck it you're right OP

Print media is dead anyway, I'm not going to give Rupert Murdoch money.

>mfw nu-mummy browses Brit/pol/

Lad

When will Theresa May officially be sworn in as PM? I can't wait for the lefty butthurt.

MODS /MODs !


NO ....?

Free pizza for the people who's flats burned down.

Time to set fire to my flat

Stewart Lee's let himself go

Just stop watching it, or at least limit it to once a week or something.

Late night ABBA lads. Post your favourite songs from the best pop group in history

Soap you say?

Start going to church.

youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

youtu.be/gnFT2eQy_Cw
Best medley ever

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Church is dead.

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Some lefty is giving me bollocks about all of the UK's wealth being stolen from Africa. I don't know much about this subject, what do I say?

best one ..
youtube.com/watch?v=K7CnMQ4L9Pc

They think they can just disgard the Milkman like yesterday's semi-skim?

They're going to learn consequences will never be the same!

I wonder if they have nice boipuccis.

Africa cost the UK more than it gained

>Just stop watching it

I've gotten down to once a month on average.

From my early teens until early twenties I wanked almost everyday, sometimes twice to porn. When I met my gf I couldn't get a stiffy at all, only recently can I actually get an erection.

If I stop with the porn will I self-correct?

Have you pulled recently?

I live by a Baptist church and a Methodist church. Which one should I go to?

Tell him it was stolen from India, but then lost in WW2

Grow up and say they owed ok

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Reminder that not all lefty comedians are bad.

Stewart Lee can be an annoying cunt but does have his moments, like him pissing off a crowd of scots
youtube.com/watch?v=seTMl6MQ1yw

look at orthodox church
church lives

maybe you're gay
I'm so straight that I cum in like 5 seconds

Ask him how the European countries that have never had an empire and were devastated in WWII got rich.

>From mum

It unironically is as well.

I was talking specifically about the Church of our national identity, the Anglican church.

Tell him he's a twat.

Wealth isn't finite and can't be stolen.

Plus the UK paid more in blood and resources to conquer, hold and develop both African and Indian colonies.

How attractive is your girlfriend?

How did the UK come to be in a position to 'exploit' such a vast continent if it was poor before this exploitation began?

What do inventions such as steam technology and power looms have to do with colonialism in Africa?

What about countries that never developed an empire and are wealthy today - Switzerland, Denmark, Norway, etc...

Go to both at least twice and see which one you prefer.

Boring

If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?

Well not the methodist thats for sure
dailycaller.com/2017/06/10/finally-methodist-church-ordains-first-non-binary-trans-person-as-deacon/

KeK is watching over us. Tell that lefty to fuck off.

It's always capable of a revival - more traditional services are directly correlated to upswings in attendance.

mystical!

youtube.com/watch?v=dDI7x1nwTUw

>maybe you're gay

Not likely lad. I'm convinced that I've fucked my psyche with porn.

>How attractive is your girlfriend?

Very. Natural beauty and very feminine.

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>Take back the common land for the common good.
>For Common People like you

youtube.com/watch?v=cbQ7UFyqRpY

Checked. Praise KeK. He is with us in this thread. SHADILAY!

Tell him that I'm gonna have to slash his pay, because I have some eastern european immigrants coming in who will do it for cheaper

Take Care an WISH Hiro an Me ...WONDERFUL DREAMS .. OK !!!!!

you nasty cunts hated me ..an I saved you .. !! ;)

Every Sunday? Mornings?

When do you go?

Religion is openly despised and mocked today especially by the youth. It's value is in building a community based society with conservative values, today it is just some place people go to LARP.

A gay councillor who was pretty cute about a month ago. I don't hook up though mostly because unlike you breeder scum I have HIV to worry abiut contracting.

If it's that infrequent, it won't have an effect.

Try no fap; it works for some, I suspect they are low test and it returns them to normal levels of testosterone. Just makes me suicidally depressed and very angry, though.

don't methodists hate booze?
fuck that
alcohol is a gift from god
it's why we stopped being nomadic and became farmers

>ignoring the 486 years of English history between 1066 and the formation of the church of England

Someone's been watching too much Starkey.

h-hello again senpais...

>From my early teens until early twenties I wanked almost everyday, sometimes twice to porn. When I met my gf I couldn't get a stiffy at all, only recently can I actually get an erection.


This is me, minus the last part. I've stopped seeing women as a result. Am I ruining my life?

Hail Britain

Tell him they should be thankful for being civilized or they'd still be in their mud huts.

Faggot

What do you mean you don't want to let millions of angry Muslims into the country under the false guise of generosity?

Fuck off

it was abandoned in the 70s because it was full of cultists, nobody goes their any more so its pretty cosy to walk the dogs to

Nice digits.

>Am I ruining my life?

Probably lad.

My gf blamed herself when she couldn't get me hard.

HIV was the best thing ever contracted by humanity. Killed more faggot filth and nigs than anything else.

>Very. Natural beauty and very feminine.

Post her feet, lad

Will he return lads?

Most Sunday mornings.

I think the next two decades will see a resurgence of interest in the Church from the young - especially given the increasing prominence that Islam will have in 'British' life as presented by the media and government. There will be a - small - counter revolution to this. The value will come in maintaining these community links, they will be vital when society regresses to a South African analogue.

Orthodox Church is our identity the many saints of Britain are waiting are waiting for our prayers of intercession The anglicans are just the fags of PC

Probably.

b-but, waahhh?

If I walked up to you and shoved my cock in your face, what would you do?

Also, mention how colonisation was a power race, much like the atomic bomb. Those who had colonies could keep their homelands safe; those who didn't were invaded. It was as much cynical as it was for exploration.

What year is this?
Our entire state in current year is based upon the fact that the highest authority on earth is the monarch and the monarch is second only to god. A god that means nothing to a rapidly growing portion of society.

ok

>Post her feet, lad

No.

Yer flies undone lad

Hello m8

Church of England was established in the 7th century under Saint Augustine of Canterbury. Protestantism and Capitalism built the West, especially Britain.

Baron South Thanet will save the day.

Can we start getting a list of the things we need to resurrect Mosley?

Pretty sure if we throw the right items and cast the right spells at the pond where they chucked his ashes in he will rise out of the water and save Britain and Europe.

Sorry mayfly, but kek is with god chairman Corbyn.

'One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.'

'He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.'

'Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.'
'At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
"I don't know .." I replied.'

'My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capable human being would have trouble reading it.'

'She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maiden. I knew life would never ever be the same.'

Can I have your cummies?

youtube.com/watch?v=XTZiLCJDhlU

youtube.com/watch?v=XTZiLCJDhlU

youtube.com/watch?v=XTZiLCJDhlU

me and my girl do something together practically every day (except when she's on the blob) and i still wank every couple of days or so as well

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