Why do the negros insist on such stupid fucking names?!
All they do is make sure your kid will get their resume thrown into the trash at first glance.
Nigger Names
Ethan Phillips
Liam Peterson
Why would you do that to your own child?
Jayden Smith
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Juan Jenkins
Laugh when I see it on the news.
Christian Bell
I laughed wayyyy to fucking hard at this.
Jayden Gomez
I saw the OP pic in my feed this morning. You see plenty of them living near Houston.
Anthony Martinez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>politics
Leo Reed
>sinutab
Sounds like sinus medication.
>propecia
Ryan White
>dakota for a man
lmao @ thar lives
Nicholas Hernandez
Charcoaled
Bentley Rogers
>Asians have the whitest names
Julian Bailey
>Young Woman
Top kek
Kevin Nelson
And it's the really retarded niggers that have the most kids, as proven by these names.
Daniel Lewis
Newport
Benjamin Howard
Negro habits infesting our culture is politics you dirty negro trash
Jace Price
even whites have retarded names. the asians are the only ones who name their kids right. I would say spics too, but brayans and kevins exist.
Wyatt Flores
niggers just say and do whatever pops into their minuscule minds at any given time
literally my dog has more of an attention span
Jacob Gonzalez
>newport
John Bailey
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Kevin Lewis
Should've went with Marlboro.
Brandon Young
Naming kids after places is common user.
That's why girls are called Paris etc
Austin Morgan
>Discussing nigger names is politics
Eli Turner
honhonhonhon
Lucas Johnson
But as whites that's kept to trailer trash, and we openly mock them for it.
With niggers it's something they're ALL proud about.
Kevin Hall
nigger hating is a traditional Sup Forums past-time
maybe reddit is more your speed Tyrone
Dylan Bennett
>Sinutab
Sounds like a pharaoh, guess they wuz kangz after all.
Cameron Murphy
You know your ID stays the same even if you swap flags.
Why so upset nigger. What's your dumbass name??
Juan Hill
]eerious : Bracketeerious
'sia : Apostrophesia
Oliver Bailey
Should named her "Kool" life her daddy.
Adam Powell
>propecia
lmao
Jaxon James
Because they are high on crack when they fill out the forms. Most of them can't even spell a full word longer than 5 letters.
Angel Fisher
>why do nogs act like nogs?
Isaiah Hill
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Camden Cook
Illiteracy mixed with Congolese vulgate.
>Patricia
>Shapahtricka
It's a stupid fucking made up naming convention for black people. They would do way fucking better to research their ancestry, find out what fucking part of Africa they were spawned in, because little known fact, IT IS A BIG FUCKING CONTINENT, and name their offspring after their own tribe.
Or just fucking assimilate already and get with the program.
Camden Edwards
It's hard to even imagine the Onion doing shit like this now
Liam Lopez
>Dacron
WE WUZ BOWS AN ARROWS AN SHEEIIT
Gavin Martin
Read this with first name in italics last name in bold.
Caleb Baker
I would honestly be surprised if there isnt a nigger out there named Bracketeerius.
Benjamin Evans
I would think tyrone would be included
Jaxon Hall
She's good looking despite her name and criminal record.
Chase Stewart
>Cameron
>Brandon
>Austin
>Dakota
Grayson Thompson
One time I met this woman named "Shanayjanice", that's like 2 black names in 1
Ethan Garcia
ur gross
Carson Bennett
why are you so concerned about what Black people name their kids? Sup Forums is truly going to shit
Nathan Brown
>people think this ancient the onion joke is real
>satire is quickly becoming reality
Nathaniel Morgan
...
Justin Bailey
>that's like 2 black names in 1
oh yeah 'janice' is a huge female name in the black community. it's really taking off
Nathaniel Evans
My name is Leandro. I'm a Castilian spic.
Isaiah Miller
These are not the most popular black names. They have been replaced with ridiculous ones for the purpose of spreading racism. A simple google search confirms this but I know the simpletons on Sup Forums prefer to believe whatever affirms what they already believe.
Reminder that Sup Forums are gullible morons who lack the ability to discern a fake source from a real one and are the real perpetrators of fake news, not the mainstream media.
Michael Foster
Kek, samefagging nigger caugh with his lips in the fruit juice
Isaac Rogers
Somebody post the one
L-A
>the dash dont be silent!
Kevin Murphy
ITT: niggers and halfricans on damage control
Andrew Sullivan
Only in America, burger.
Zachary Evans
>propecia
fuck me it sounds like medicine that makes you lose your hair
Lucas Martinez
Only a nigger would name his son after a pack of cigarettes.
Josiah Perry
>shitty negro names
>shitty negro parents can't teach their kids to swim
Gets me every time
Ayden Anderson
Would make an army with and fight hummies until we make the biggest WAGHHH ever.
Grayson Howard
Maybe this is why...
Kevin Morales
>Girls are called Paris, clearly a masculine name, in America
???
Camden Butler
Why are they two names put together. Isn't that a Southerner thing?
Owen Hill
Yeah that joke was really funny when it made the rounds on Sup Forums back in 2007.
Nathan Baker
Jermaydernay Shapiquirondius Jackson
Nathaniel Cox
No, they have asian names. The only white names there are Michael and Michelle. The others are nicknames, which they named their kids after to emulate the short names in their home countries.
Owen Bennett
I'm white with blonde hair and blue eyes and a big dick. Just trying to educate you youngins.
Eli Morales
Sup Forums has been laughing at niggers since this board was created, tyrone.
Jeremiah Parker
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Kayden Myers
Niggers and white trash associate Paris with romance and therefore femininity.
Hard to blame them considering how cucked france has been since WW1
Jack Mitchell
I'm 1000% confident that this is fake.
Kayden Kelly
Pe'Quan
Owen Walker
>Changing your flag is samfagging.
It's the first time I've seen this feature.
Jaxson Miller
these are the best threads
fucking shitavious
Zachary Price
This one threatened to shoot up her workplace with an Uzi.
Hunter Hall
It is fake. That list is from the onion. This list is correct:
John James
Done
Grayson Evans
Reading posts before responding is hard.
Every time the pic is posted, I'm astounded by how many people fail to recognize it.
William Thomas
I found it on The Onion.
Noah Johnson
Niggers gonna nig
Levi Morales
Now find the top nigger names.
Those are just top of list, in a white country.
Angel Powell
>white names
>Dakota
hahaha fucking new worlder scum
>Black names
Newport?
David Phillips
>thinking
>housewife
kek
Robert Rivera
Needs an edit so it says parent/warboss.
Jose Campbell
Because niggers want to make their names distinct but can't think of anything intelligent so they end up making shit like shapammala.
Kinda like how if you go to africa half these niggers names are ooga booga and tribal shit like that
Kevin Hill
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Jaxson Morris
when a gif has both liveleak and bestgore watermarks,
you know this its about to get real.
Carter James
Baby stole the moonlight
Anthony Cooper
Video highly related
youtube.com
Bentley Reed
my favorite nignog name is Shaqueefa
Cooper Evans
...
Eli Cook
>Yo ay sup my name's Shitavious but all my homies call me Shitty for short
Mason Taylor
its a joke
Ryan Sanchez
Satanisha gonna Satan.
Henry Anderson
so he just skipped the foreplay on this one
Jayden Reyes
You magnificent son of a bitch!
Levi Turner
>Propecia
Carson Morris
The news articles in this thread prove that real nigger names are even more ridiculous than the fake ones.
James Johnson
...
Eli Roberts
God damn.
Leo Davis
...
Chase Campbell
Planet 75% water.
Can't swim.
Darwinism.