Brit/pol/ - Nostalgia edition

>Thread videos
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>The future is Orange, declares Ian Paisley Jr of DUP as Tory deal edges closer
scotsman.com/news/politics/general-election/the-future-is-orange-declares-dup-as-tory-deal-edges-closer-1-4474889

>Theresa May confirms start date for Brexit talks
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/13/eu-leaders-frustrated-by-uks-uncertain-approach-to-brexit

>Hard or soft: How will the UK take its Brexit?
dw.com/en/hard-or-soft-how-will-the-uk-take-its-brexit/a-39243522

>Towering inferno, Screaming residents build ropes from sheets and lean out windows as fire at West London tower block spreads to "at least five" floors with firemen struggling to control the blaze
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4601902/Huge-inferno-West-London-tower-block.html

>Diane Abbott reveals she has type 2 diabetes
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40268505

>DUP hopeful of Conservative deal soon
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40255958

>Ed Miliband could return to front bench
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/12/ed-miliband-could-return-labour-frontbench-jeremy-corbyn/

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Just had my 3rd red bull of the night, do I have a problem?

Early Hours Kaya

*Steals your Canterbury*

So lads, is everyone looking forward to Warhammer 40,000 8th edition?

Just hiccuped and I think I ruptured all organs in my torso

Is that some kind of video game?

Shoutout to based plane doggo

#HiccupOfPeace

I'm feeling down so here's more Kaya.

Yes, it's a game about autistic man children. It's very engrossing and the graphics are almost photo-realistic.

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>No longer has different AV for the various faces of tanks
No

No, not at all
DUP want two things, Gibs and a soft border with the ROI after brexit
Trying to make a push on social issues would be resisted hard by the Tories as it would cost them massively and the party is too divided on those issues to get anything passed
Round the back of this pub, the one right by the camp

>the future is orange
potato famine 2 confirmed

>tfw not played since 4th (I think?) edition

Wasn't Tracy Beaker pro-shitskin bullshit?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Outside
The two dogs that played Pippin died in 2008 and the late 90s

>tfw spoiled my ballot and did nothing to stop Canterbury flipping

I think it's some sort of greasy kiddy-fiddler codeword

g-goodnight senpais...

>two
Well fuck

MILKMAN QUIT

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>*knock knock*

Old news.

Sweet dreams xx

You should have bought skimmed.

Goodnight sweet user x

Y-you too...

Thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo

>tfw three ulcers in my mouth

just kill me now

>ywn be lying in bed with her and she kisses you on the cheek and rolls over, pushing herself into the natural curve your body makes.
>ywn be lying there with her, feeling the warmth of her body on yours, as she grabs your hands and wraps it over her
>ywn be lying there with her as she kisses your hand and says "nanight user, i'm looking forward to tomorrow"
>ywn lay quietly as the she falls asleep and giggle everytime her body shudders in her dream
>ywn be anything to kaya
>she will never know your name

Looking forward to my orkboys staying as useless as ever whilst smurfs get massive buffs?
Sure.

Are you my American counterpart from previous threads?

>mfw after years of Kayaposting it's actually caught on

S-so kind... bullies must be asleep. Oh it's you fascistsenpai

>Becomes leader, no-one cares
>Some time passes
>MILKMAN
>GAS THE QUEERS
>Quits, no-one cares

To be fair, the bloke was crucified for his religious beliefs (no pun intended) while a Muslim would never be probed as deeply.

Why can't we deport all niggers and just import this one nigger? It's the same by volume so I don't see the issue.

Please stop I can't handle that right now

Lad you need to swill around some Listerine (the strongest stuff you can find) in your mouth for about 30 seconds every hour that you are awake, will get rid of them in no time. It'll hurt like hell but will do the job.

Don't drink that shit it's bad for you. Try strong green tea instead.

>croc man
rip in rip

Very good point.

No lad. I'm a northern monkey.

How do I keep composure when she doesn't text back?

Masturbate to pornography.

What's the matter senpai?

Call her a slag in a voicemail and claim victory.

>green tea
hahaha, funny one user

He was partly out guy desu famalam.

MORAL
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>more than two other people now post Kaya
Kristenposters on suicide watch.

Go round to her house

Try not being a fucking doyle.

Keep texting back until she does.

Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.

You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option.

This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.

Do it for Mosley.

Fuck Tripcunts

so speaks a man with lots of experience with ulcers

Get a boyfriend on the side, same as her.

whats the point of thursday when we have tuesday

Miss my ex and it's been five months. Rimmer gave me a bit of optimism regarding this other girl but she doesn't compare. Kaya reminds me of her.

I like eating pickled onion and salt and vinegar crisps. It's a common thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=uyl3tpL__NE
>tfw 2 names

You just don't say anything. Fucking gutting I know, but sitting and waiting is all you can do.

Anyone like Doves?

youtube.com/watch?v=GWJ0xr0Zv0Q

Get the Japanese green tea powder called matcha. It's much stronger. The green tea you get in the supermarket is rubbish.

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>only 12 dead

You know, it could have been a lot worse.

O-oh.... sorry ocsenpai

Who said Tracy Beaker now made vids with her man on some site?

Yes r'kid

They haven't pulled the corpses of the upper levels yet
Death toll could quite easily be 100+ plus

>those fucking hedgehogs

youtube.com/watch?v=pI4Ye4EZo00

youtube.com/watch?v=81Z-WRuQe2w

It's so sad how good Liam's voice was when he was young.
It's still not terrible, but the difference is huge.

I'm close to crying.

On a politics note, is Britain too socially liberal to ever return? Even younger conservatives are still quite socially liberal.

youtube.com/watch?v=zV0hwZwNQZc

Politics are irrelevant at this point mate.
Short of genocide, there's no fixing the damage that has already been done.

Don't worry m8. Got to get to bed anyway, I need to do all the grass and the whole back garden out tomorrow and I should probably try and get some kip. Nighty night x

iktf laddy, I know it well. What I learned is that it's important to do a few things.
>get rid of all (ALL) memorabilia
>when you think of her, do something else

It's not a magic cure and you're going to hurt, but if you do those two things it'll help speed up the process senpai. I used to miss my ex a lot, moreso out of loneliness than a longing for her, but I spent a little time with her while out with a friend a month or so ago and I feel really glad to not be anything to her. Been single since her though, which is about 6 years. That sucks.

Yes. Been a while since I listened though.

youtube.com/watch?v=R54hUCIjNGM

Just found out my ancestor was not just partaking in the battle of hastings but was williams standard bearer and died in the battle

I need a moment

People are naturally racist, it's the liberalism that gets programmed into them, not racism - that's there by default.

I didn't know, but it turns out I do like them.

Goodnight ocsenpai...

I can trace my second (French sounding) name back to the doomsday book.

Other side, mate. North Yorskshire.

tfw too intelligent to not hate niggers

I my last name

Niggers

Sure as fuck seems that way a lot of the time. Wtf are they teaching kids nowadays? That's where the blame lies.

Fucking insane trying to school these soft southerners in this capital city.

Liberalism is a crescendo that ends in a spectacular crash. This is the law, it has not once been broken. Everytime the crash comes conservatism survives to rebuild.

Wait for the crash user, or become the harbinger. That's our way out of this, our only way.

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>Vs this debut
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Verses from the Quran probably, with a side of gender studies

Sorry to hear, she certainly won't be the last for you. Also I really don't think I can get rid of my pictures of her. Part of me still hopes we'll get back together one day.

>yfw
youtu.be/UOoP92O01pc

youtube.com/watch?v=GIKehChI__k

Objectively the best song, about two lovers in East/West Berlin

>tfw this white Spanish woman died in the tower

Press F to pay respects.

f

Bit degenerate mate, wish I never clicked.

Which is your favourite county flag, lads? Quite like the Berkshire one.

Disappointed with how shit the Yorkshire Ridings ones are, although the Yorkshire one itself is okay.

flaginstitute.org/wp/flag-registry/?flagtype=County Flag

The digits confirm her place in heaven.
F.