HAPPENING ATLANTIC OCEAN

Lads, anyone know what's going on?!

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why in fuck was I just reading about this on Sup Forums 4 hours ago?

>Dirty bomb

this is literally a george webb larp that is probably going to get his ass thrown in jail

ummmm

>Coast Guard: A 1 NM safety zone has been established around the vessel while law enforcement authorities investigate the threat

its fucking real, god help us...

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Unfucking believable

4 CONTAINERS FOUND
4 CONTAINERS FOUND
4 CONTAINERS FOUND
4 CONTAINERS FOUND

>twitter.com/Breaking911/status/875207069682475009

meanwhile on CNN

advanced LARPS!

>larping so hard it becomes reality

I wasted 5 minutes of my life watching that alcoholic with the thumb drive.

no way

I just got out of bed to come dig up the 4plebs of that post. Holy Shit.
Either we just got whistleblowed or George Webb browses Sup Forums too much.

Hold up.... Is that the Super Male Vitality?

CNN has really blown their load early with blasting "investigation" 24/7. Going to have no meaning.

My fucking God. Did you guys really do this?

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the OP of that thread had a cryptic message and a few anons reported him to the FBI
it was actually predicted by george webb I guess, but they already reported him
they take threats seriously

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

NOT A SINGLE SHRED OF INFORMATION OR EVIDENCE OF ANY KIND

PROVE ME WRONG FAGGOTS YOU CAN'T

3RD NOTHING-BURGER THREAD IN A ROW

ALERT ALERT ALERT
THIS IS IT
WORLD WAR THREE IS HERE
THE RUSSIANS ARE INVADING

They're looking for the evidence right now faggot.

Can I haz a stream fellow pedes?

The happenings continue

This is NUTS.

oh shiiiit..

Where? Did I miss the start of WWIII?

What the fuck is happening here

>when you larp so hard the coast guard shuts down a port and boards a ship
Mr. Mossad is going to jail

B cups are a feature on males right?

It now a happening as they are fucking searching the ship and had a 1nm restricted zone.

That something,

the jews getting caught

wspa.com/2017/06/14/fbi-coast-guard-responding-to-reports-of-explosives-on-ship-in-sc/

IT

Fox News is reporting it, so it's in the mainstream media now

foxnews.com/us/2017/06/15/south-carolina-terminal-reportedly-evacuated-as-fbi-investigates-report-dirty-bomb.html

>33
uhh......................i am ready

is it past the gulf of mexico yet? i wasnt paying attention to the broadcast as i was lost in thought

Yep

Even meming it

oh really? usually you start a happening thread after there is a fucking happening you kike.

this is literally nothing. It has been literally nothing for the last 6 hours and 3 different threads it has been in.

Calling in a fake bomb hoax when there is no evidence doesn't make it real. There was no evidence 6 hours ago, there was no evidence 3 hours ago, and there is no evidence now.

>until there is evidence this is a fucking slide thread
>SAGED

Brainlet here, can I get a QRD?

If anyone else has meme ideas, please throw them out.

Some crazy conspiracy nut started talking about a dirty bomb, Sup Forums picked it up and then some user reported it to the feds.
Now we are here.

do you have google where you live?

because like 16 news agencies disagree with you.

Did a user larp about a bomb or what guise? Is this the football thing all over again?

>its fucking real

It's real that they're responding to it seriously.

But they're saying it's due to "abundance of caution". Which means they don't really believe it.

I've been listening to the stream and it's pretty bullshit. If they were sure about this they wouldn't be yammering on about other bullshit and government takeovers too.

99.99% chance this is bullshit LARP from a known conspiracy peddler who made his fans call this in. His ass is fucking toast.

>4 containers isolated
No evidence

Oh gee someone called a bomb threat at my local Jewish center

HABBENING HABBENING

>calls a bomb threat
>no evidence
>kill yourself

Got'em

NEW THREAB
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Jason Goodman called in the bomb threat...on video

ID found on the boarded ship

How many schizos do you think the authorities have calling them all hours of the day claiming there's a nuke somewhere? I'd reckon in a country of 300 million there's a lot.

Clearly the authorities felt compelled to investigate this one for some reason.

Definitely happening

infowars.com/sen-graham-warns-of-nuke-strike-after-missing-nuke-report/
We rehearsing againnn? or fuck it are we doing it live?

Yeah, user was larping about the Maersk-Memphis.

meme what? Idk if this is some larp that got taken as serious or just some elaborate ARG

>News agencies
>Spreading anything other than "News"

They ain't fact agencies bruh. They just regurgitate a bunch of shit they hear so they can make money.

jews trying to top 9/11... back in the oven the must go

It's nothing. Go back to sleep.
Obviously a slide thread. Herb it.

They're a bonus, that's for sure.
Actually I kid.
I may or may not be growing tits.

a nanometer is fucking tiny it cant be that bad

well ya got me there, friendo.

thanks for the perspective.

NM = Nautical Mile

I don't know what's going on anymore

Genuinely can't tell if you are trolling.

Ye landlubber

Looks like a LARP shut down the US fourth largest U.S. container port.

Its fucking hilarious. Some channer gonna go for jail or be a hero for this.

the Russians dude

is a nautical mile really that small?

Arr Mateys!!! Let's steel us glowwy and send the land lovers to Davey Jone's locker.

Kek.

Nautical Mile. 1852 Meters

>NM = nano meter
Oh wow, you're retarded?

"its nothing"
"wow but doesn't it make you think Trump shouldn't be in control of nukes?"

Do they just talk nukes for fun now?

literally this

>You were born just in time to watch George Webb save America.
>YFW

possible suspect, antwan kumiya, known islamist and tunisian nuclear scientist.

>george webb
who?

THIS

HYPER ADVANCED AUTISM NOW PREDICTING THE FUTURE!

INTERVATS AND INNOVATORS ARE REAL!

THE WAR IS SOON, GET OUT OF THE CITIES, NOW!

IT BE TOO LATE TO ALTER COURSE NOW MATEYS

Hmmmmm

No, clearly it's nano-millimeter. You don't write it as NMM because it's easier to write as NM.

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Another Larping steel beams can bend steel planes 3000 degrees guy.

I heard Abu Samu Al-Heed had a part too

I mean, if the Dems can do it

Whoever tried to nuke us is sweating bullets right now. Cos when we find out. We're gonna send this nuke back with a tag saying "NICE TRY ASSHOLE"

1.15 miles
Somewhat related, a long ton is 2240 lbs or 1.12 short tons. Learn your nutical units.

>Sons mom
>Not wife

Absolutely modern

>>my wifes son

>My Sons Mom

I fucking knew it. That man is unstoppable.

>Capt. Greg Stump, the commander for the Coast Guard sector in Charleston,said a YouTube “conspiracy theorist” made a claim about a threat on board one of the ships

TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

YOU PIECES OF SHIT

That's me... I read it wrong
My GF is in Florida for a convention right now - read it was in Florida before finding out it's in Charleston.

BREAKING: ‘Power failure’ paralyzes Brussels International airport, passengers not allowed inside - RT

THIS IS THE BIG ONE, I FUCKING WARNED YOU ALL, GLOBAL JIHAD.
FUCK FUCK FUCK

Might of worked if you didn't have a burger flag.

>Learn your nutical units.

But then I wouldn't be learning these neat facts from you, user.