Wake up

>wake up
>walk into American WalMart in 2017
>see this

What do?

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buy one

buy one

buy

I wish I had a gun...

buy 2

omg

Break glass

Thank god you don't. Leafs would most likely try to kill "transphobic bigots"

>low price
>low price
>low price
>low price

buy two

Research best AR deals and purchase accordingly. Weapons are fun. The AR is the most popular sporting rifle in the US.

Take your course maplenigger, arent they easy to get over there?

proceed on my way to the electronic aisles where i will huff air duster and listen to Swans until i'm arrested

Buy one

Left Wing Degenerate Subverted Squads!

Which Walmart is that at? Those are some seriously good prices!

Why are they so expensive?

$900 for an assault rifle seems like a lot.

Compare prices and manufacturer reputations of quality. Make informed decision and purchase.

>buy one
Buy ten!

Libtards want a war with us and I think it's only going to be a few years before they fucking get one!

Yeah, just been too lazy about it.

Thank God for the blessing of visiting our nation.

The world must be armed.

online, reliable ar15s (nothing special though) are getting sub 500

what a time to be alive

I think it's a sporting rifle, assault rifles are banned, does seem expensive though.

Buy them.

Do you have any idea how shit our laws are here? Take advantage of how free you are in comparison.

buy one

>What do?

Check dubz of course

Really?
I have to pay about thrice that amount for a new H&K 416. I still want one, but you know... It's a lot of money.

>be me
>live in america
>AR's for sale at the S-Mart
>can't afford to fight the living dead
>make $140k/year
>barely able to pay rent
>pay for wife's son private schooling
>take BART to the LBGTBLMBBQ that I cannot participate in because I am a PoNC with translucent skin
>get shot

Buy them, then break them down into metal. No one needs a gun.

They tried the "hurr durr bring in an owner's manual" crap with me last time I bought .357 ammo. I don't have an owner's manual for my 1894, but I had the fucking rifle in my trunk. I went back to the car, loaded my remaining rounds, and stormed the walmart sporting goods counter. I leveled the barrel at the old man's head, while blading at a 45 degree angle and screaming for him to hand over the ammo. He stuttered, and fumbled in his pockets for the key to the case... but I had no time for his disrespect, so I let three rounds loose into center mass. He dropped the keys, and I picked up all the ammo I could fit in a cart. I made a hasty escape by using the ammo cart as a skateboard, spray firing from the hip as I sailed past the electronics. Some kids were playing Halo and I dropped them on the spot. BOOM click-clack BOOM! A rent-a-cop dove towards the children, gallantly trying to take the bullets for them, but he fell short and slid into a display of Fritos. I loaded more rounds into my cop-killing evil-blued lever-automatic death machine, then fired upon some newborn children as their parents were walking into the store. I then proceeded to the cashier, and forced her to ring up my goods at gunpoint. She asked, "Is this for a pistol, or a rifle?" I shrieked "BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!" and squeezed the trigger. I then left my money on the counter. I grabbed my bags and dashed towards the exit. The woman at the door asked for my receipt, which caused me to shake uncontrollably and foam at the mouth. I moved my trusty lever action's switch to full auto, and let loose a barrage of poison hollow point .50 caliber bullets, riddling her body and spraying the door with a sweet ruby mist. She crawled after me, struggling to breathe. "Hnnngggghhhh... can... I... please... see your... receipt, sir...?" I stopped and turned. "Old woman, these goods are now legally my property, and I will not tolerate any further harassment. Tell your friends I mean business."

Put em on lay away so I can budget out and buy a bunch responsibly.

>Assault Rifle
>Flag

Don't they sell cutlery in locked plastic cases like this in bongland?

>buy one
>buy ammunition
>take home
>load magazine
>charge the weapon
>place barrel in mouth
>push the trigger with your toe

Wal-Mart doesn't sell those shitty overpriced ARs anymore, they were bad for business.

You can still get them at most sporting goods stores, though I don't know why you would when you can just buy an upper and a lower from PSA, or order an MP15 sport II and have a much superior rifle for the same price.

Kek'd because this is barely an exaggeration in most Cali cities.

At least I'll be able to get a gun, food, gear, and a pack of playing cards before I leave work when my shit ends. Working here for over 11 years because of having no qualifications or a GED to work anywhere else is my main reason, the other part is so I can gear up in case a chimpout or a serious happening. Feel free to ask me on the inner workings of this place and I'll answer them to the best of my ability.

>faith
>logic

how is that not mutually exclusive?

Break out debit card and buy one.

>mfw this is what liberals actually believe

Fight for 15 you Scallywag

Rrrrrr m8e

>buying guns at Wal-Mart

Hello no-guns

Are Americans really good with a gun or do they just larp?
I mean, a monkey can shoot a target in a shooting range, can the american public last a city siege from day till dawn? Shooting bullets? No food?

for some reason this doesn't surprise me. i live in Britain and over here it is considerably harder to get a gun unless you use the massive black market

I already make $14/hr. What happens if that $15 does go through? I'd feel pretty cheated as I put in the years to get my wage. We already get the same 2%raise now post-pay restructuring. There's really no incentive to do better here if it's just the same rate and the lazy niggers get rewarded just the same.

Ask where they keep the real caliber weapons and buy two using my Walmart Credit Card.

god bless the USAAAAAAAAAAA

Are those good rifles?

That photo is from 2015 or so. Walmart quit carrying funs a while back. now it is Fuddville.

buy a bunch of them
Lucky bastards

ask if they have any sa80s or sawn off shotguns in stock instead

They still sell guns. Just not the ones that were used in the most recent mass shootings.

Buy another one, a crate of ammo and a case of beer

I bought 3 guns last night on the internet while sitting on my couch eatimg a whataburger in my underwear. All I have to do is go pick them up at the sporting goods store in a few days.

Goddamn I love being a Texan!

you should get the mosberg rifle.
Fairly cheap and Ive never had an issue with mine

Breakroom of the Damned.

What's your co-workers like? Are they in a similar situation as you are?

already have; keep walking

Eat a burger drink a Coke and kneel before the alter

Buy a couple boxes of ammo and check out the shotguns.

How so? I've learned I'll be here until I collapse and die at work. My chest pains better be an indicator of things to come as I have people calling me occasionally, ensuring they are going to get a piece of my life insurance policy.

It's a mix of people, generally older, and some who don't have to work because they have 1 or 2 pensions. Then there are the West African "New Americans" that are oblivious to shit and are equally as useless.

>Sub $500 SIG rifles
Now is the time to buy, the firearms market is in a slump.

Wish that my country didn't have utterly cucked gun laws

>Buying funs at Sam's Mart
>Not buying an old .22 Plinkmaster with flinch-stopping action from your local pawn shop or guntrader site before even considering a high-capacity bug-a-salt rifle
You failed the test, abecedarians.

Wish that my country didn't have utterly cucked everything*

can't even watch porn without a license, top cock

This image is old. I recall seeing it several years ago from a Wal-Mart user who said much the same thing.

Thank god you live in America and not some socialist 3rd world country.
Pic unrelated... kinda

Was probably me. Story and situation still hasn't changed. Using archive pics because I'm on a NEET simulation.

l-let me get in

Buy all

say "neato .22 walmarino"
do a 360 and moonwalk away

That is an incredibly old picture. (Im guessing 2006ish) Shit quality CMMG and DPMS ARs are selling in the 600-800 range right now with Colts and LMTs starting closer to 1600. But I agree to buy now. Shit isnt going to get cheaper tomorrow or next week

>tfw live in CA so I never see guns in grocery stores
life is sufferring

>Buy the Sig
>Be thankful you don't live in Europe
>Be thankful for 2A
>Be thankful Trump is President
>Shart in Mart

>huff air duster and listen to Swans until i'm arrested
kek

Do a freedom shart and start clapping.
Mutilate my own penis.

Nothing wrong with this. Its just like any sporting goods section, but its rather small in walmart compared to how they used to be in the 80s and 90s (like pic related).

That AR is rather expensive though (900 fucking bucks).

Im glad walmart, at least my local one started selling guns again. For awhile the only gun related stuff they were selling was BB/Pellet guns, and a whole wall full of bullets.

None of these weapons are machineguns by the way, they're all one shot per trigger pull, so don't get any ideas.

> that ruger 10/22 for $200... thats a good deal actually.

Yeah, I think it was from around one of the various fun-scares of Obama's second term. Might have been when ammunition (especially inexorably priced ammo) was scarce.

Indeed.

>be 2007
>AK's are widely available at $250 a pop
>AR's are still $600 or more
>sad I can't have a knockaround AR for cheap

ffw 10 years.

>AK's are $500 or more for a semi decent one
>AR's are literally $399 in some places
>can build a reliable AR for $325 if you look for deals

This is truly one of the great perks of this timeline.

Get yourself a double barrel shotgun. That's all you need!

break the glass and shoot every whitey in sight

>assault rifle
It's not automatic you ignorant fuck

Leave wall-mart, go to a real gun store, buy some gunz, its your right as an american citizen.

Anybody catch this little gem?
Evy Poumpouras is a complete fucking moron.

youtube.com/watch?v=1oFQoQXETB0

purchase one, ask if you get discount on handguns for it

1? I'm thinking 2-3

I wish my Walmart had that. We don't even have fudd guns.

Just buy ammo for training, because I already have more than enough weapons to keep a Platoon fully equipped.

>Mossberg shotgun for $200
I honestly didn't know this, I thought they'd be $600+. I don't really have an excuse for not having a gun I guess.

Take a picture of it and post it to Sup Forums and bathe in the (You)'s?

well, if it was cheaper than that every psycho would buy them off and shoot up school once a month...
wait a sec-

You left out
>Be 2014
>AKs are $1,200 for Chinkshit
>ARs are now commodity trade items or toys for the wealthy
>Mosins are $450 and climbing
>A box of 10-22 LR is now $49.99

>assault rifle

DPMS aren't top of the line, but they aren't shit neither. I've got one and I'm happy with it.
>Inb4 buy a better one
Poorfag grad student and I bought it before the election.

Buy as many as I can afford because all the Walmarts in this state severely reduced their sporting goods sections in recent years.

They don't Have any real gun stores around my area anymore. They might have one about 50 miles away or something, dunno.

Its just easier to go to Walmart or Dick's Sporting Goods and buy there - or order online and have it sent to their FFL and pick it up.

This is illinois and aside from a home defense piece the only guns you can really use for hunting are a Ruger 10/22 or a Shotgun.

Ive never seen an ebin AR or AK at any of these stores - I did spot an SKS at a pawn shop though.

Thanks, Uncle "Balcony Boomstick" Joe!

> mfw Feinstein needs to be shot next.