Poland and Czechia

In what ways is Poland superior to Czechia and in what ways is Czechia superior to Poland?

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fuck off we are full.

We're half german so half more superior

Germans are only superior in their skills to ruin Europe.

Not going to lie, I have a huge mom/son fetish. When I was a teenager and my dad was doing evening/night shifts, I used to go to sauna with my mom, just the two of us. Naked. If my alcoholic, lunatic father wasn't living with us, I would have probably tried something.

I can still remember her long, straight hair and her plump ass and her slightly sagging mommy tits and her bush and what her pussy looked like when she bent over to take off her clothes. I can still smell her scent and feel what it felt like to cuddle with her while watching TV after sauna. Should have at least cupped her breasts even once, desu.

But to answer your question:

>Czechia has better looking women
>Poland has slightly more degeneracy (niggers, race mixing, parrot haircuts/tattoos/piercings on women, fat women etc)
>Czechia has better architecture
>Czechia is cleaner
>Czechia has better food and beer
>Czechia is more hospitable
>Poland has way better films and filmmakers, both past and present

>Poland has slightly more degeneracy
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>In what ways is Poland superior to Czechia
in 0 ways

> in what ways is Czechia superior to Poland?

in everything

>In what ways is Poland superior to Czechia
more catholic, although cardinal Duka I think is fine

>in what ways is Czechia superior to Poland?
they have more wealth and they're more like a townspeople nation, Polacks are more peasant like, and they're fucking loud, whereas in Czechia being loud is being considered impolite

The only thing I envy Poland is its nationalism, which is almost non existent in Czechia

They are both irrelevant slavshit shitholes.

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My czech friend is always right.

Czechia is superior in almost any way to Poland from what I've seen traveling both countries.
That doesn't mean much though. Poland and Czechia are both developing quite nicely with all these Euromonies.

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daily reminder that both are shit

Both are subhuman slavshits

We're opposites of each other so I guess we complete each other. In terms of stereotypes they're funny and we're chivalrous. I've got some Czech family members and they sure love beer.

It's interesting that whenever there's a poll about our favorite nations Czech are usualy first or near first next to Hungarians. Then comes the obligatory comment that they hate us and like making fun of us or something but I don't know anything about it.


Polish Czechaboos though are just the worst and should be executed.

>whenever there's a poll about our favorite nations Czech are usualy first or near first next to Hungarians

I love this v4 brotherly love between you people

Poland is bigger and has an access to sea. Therefore is somewhat relevant.

Czechy is IMO a better place to live though.

Of course it feels good not to be landlocked too.

I'm doing study abroad next year in Czech Republic (probably). Anything I should know?

Prague > Warsaw (thankfully I live in an even better city)

Poland isn't doing as well as it should. Of course it's developing perfectly good but for having by far the biggest potential in the region it should be much farther ahead.
One of the reasons why history mattes. Poland and Czech..ia used to be more or less the same size and population. Actually they were in a bit better situation and were more influential. White Mountain is a bitch isn't it?

Is Polish a more beautiful language than Czech or the other way around?

what is the point of this thread every day? Attention whoring czech/polack hiding under a fake flag?

sage.

Czechs have weed. /thread

Stay mad Slovak

and hockey
why can't Poland into hockey?
virtually all of Poland's neighbors can

checking very sad and pathetic Canadian numerals of godawful truth

I don't know. I wish we were better at hockey. But I remember the time when we were bad at every team sport and then we became elite at volleyball and handball and we're getting really good at football (rest-of-the-world football not American football).

who copied whose flag?

Poland, Bohemia and Northern Austria have almost identical flags but it's more realistic that they simply have common root. It comes from our coat of arms. 12th century but probably earlier.

Poland used to be a huge country, now they use a Czech provincial flag as national flag

just came back from Czechia, did some shopping. pic very much related - how the fuck is that even possible, Czechbros???

This

Czech is better for telling a funny story and joking around with your buds.

Polish is better for deep stories about the horrors of war and the beauty of shedding blood on the battlefield.

It must be a really good water.

It has electrolytes

It may be biased but whatevs

Polan
>better music, literature and generally culture
>better army
>bigger, more cities, more "relevant" as a whole though lacks a city like Prague
>better bear and sausage (debatable)
>better drinkers
>moar potential for the future cuz bigger

Czechia
>Prague
>Skoda
>more innovative
>slightly richer, though we're catching up
>porn, weed lmao, generally more relaxed (debatable whether that's a plus)
>slightly better politicians
>pretty much untouched during ww2

>better music, literature and generally culture
whaaat? Wojak Szwejk? Dvorak?

This is balkan music thread now
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No it isn't

Eeeh Chopin?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Polish_composers

Literature, c'mon, we got like 4 or 5 Nobels for this.

Also better vidya gaem

Not to mention modern music in which we're the best among all slavshits. Dare I say we could rival the west, if Poland wasn't so irrelevant.

Yes, it is. Stop attention whoring.
youtube.com/watch?v=leNFPy5HOxU

Why don't you go sing songs like that in public over there? See how far you'll make it.