/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "Golf > Baseball prove me wrong; protip, you can't" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Address before Congressional Baseball Game 6/15/17
youtu.be/cGtBcg6ar4o
>Rodman gifts The Art of the Deal to lil Kim 6/15/17
youtu.be/eXaYgk89wcg
>SoS T-Rex opening Conf on Prosperity and Security for CONCACAF 6/15/17
youtu.be/OWDEd8EX2UM
>VP Pence @ CONCACAF conf (intro by T-Rex) 6/15/17
youtu.be/Mz0DPOJe14U
>Senior Leaders meet @ CONCACAF 6/15/17
youtu.be/ItLlh4_WI5k
>Pres Trump signs EO for The Apprentice 6/15/17
youtu.be/lgS82XOwxAo
>Barron leading the Trump kids + motorcade 6/14/17
youtu.be/ukeAF0nICzI
>Pres Trump Statement on VA shootings 6/14/17
youtu.be/bck-5GG-2Qg
>Atty Gen Sessions testimony @Sen Intel Com 6/13/17
youtu.be/qDxXTbv0aVk
>Pres Trump statement on Healthcare in WI 6/13/17
youtu.be/h9Rsq0sm6tw
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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complex.com/sports/2016/11/donald-trump-baseball/poem-about-baseball
archive.is/wShDt
complex.com/sports/2016/11/donald-trump-baseball/best-baseball-player-in-new-york
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Awoo~

Working on this atm, taking ideas. Can be related to posters who use the flags or the ideology/organization/group.

GLUMPF IS FINISHED

Trump once wrote a poem about baseball:
>"I like to hear the crowd give cheers, so loud and noisy to my ears," Donald wrote. "When the score is 5-5, I feel like I could cry. And when they get another run, I feel like I could die. Then the catcher makes an error, not a bit like Yogi Berra. The game is over and we say tomorrow is another day."
Source: complex.com/sports/2016/11/donald-trump-baseball/poem-about-baseball

I V A N K A
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I wonder how political baseball is going to get in the media now

Is this the first victory for Democrats since 2016?

>Democrats are winning 7-2

Here's the archive
archive.is/wShDt

After this shameful display from the Republicans on the field, I can no longer call myself a Republican. I am now firmly on the HillTrain.

lol what is that pic from

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>Golf is for faggots
>OP is always a faggot
>likes golf
Checks out

>build the wall around CA

Absolutely pathological

THIS IS THE TURNING POINT, DEM HAVE DECISEVELY BEATEN THE GOP TONIGHT, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WHEN TERRY MCAULLIFFE BECAME PRESIDENT!

>Pirate
Kek

>people are going treat this win like an actual political win
lmao this country is great

democrats have all the black dudes republicans have no shit

>shoot your opponent's best player
>win game

shot**

>7-2
kek help the repbs out!

These are usually high scoring games. Worry at the bottom of the 8th not top of the 4th.

im going to blow torch one of its legs and one of its arms off and say its to represent disabled people

then blow it up to represent muslims

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH

BADERMPF IMPEACHED CONFIRMED

STAND BACK SWEEITIES, SAY IT WITH ME: MADAME PRESIDENT

I'll shoot the they're best players

The right-wing is out of control

You used the right word

>Dems lose
>YFW DEMS HOLD A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING TO DISCUSS THE LOSS

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Nat Soc is wrong. The Homocaust didn't happen. Also, the Jihadis allow homosex so long as you don't get penetrated, and the EU didn't unite all of Europe.

Awo.

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I still need one of those for myself.
How much do they go for these days

are dems up at bat right now
it seems like they're not wearing matching shit

((COMPLEX))

Jk user that is a good find.

What do you think it means?

Remember when the Superbowl had the Patriots losing horribly?

This is the end...

>They hold a hearing to investigate russian interference in the umpire's decision making

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Facts about Trump and baseball:
>He was scouted by the Philadelphia Phillies and Boston Red Sox
>He chose real estate over professional baseball because he wanted to make "real money"
>As a catcher, he was unbothered by balls to the face
>He would smash his friends' bats in anger and not apologize
>He hit into the shift on purpose because he "wanted to overpower" people
>At 12, he wrote a poem about baseball
>Fred Trump wouldn't buy his son the latest glove
>He could throw 80 MPH and turned a catcher's hand black and blue
>He was "the best baseball player in New York"
complex.com/sports/2016/11/donald-trump-baseball/best-baseball-player-in-new-york

>assult peepees

FUCKING RAND

Didn't someone put a burka on it?

c'mon randlet

>awoof

>Rand Paul

What did randlet do

It united the relevant parts of Europe besides the Scandinavians.

Nat soc is just filler text, I'm figuring out something better for them and taking ideas.
Jihadis do not allow homos.

The shades
>Erm, I just don't know
*flying out of amazon warehouses around the globe...

Shartthuglicants getting BTFO

can someone upload a pic of this?

Typical Democrats: Need black people to win anything

we need a tweet from Don jr

>in another timeline Donald Trump is just a pro ball player

what the hell, how do you send shit over bluetooth?

>frogcryingtearsofjoy.jpg

ptsd republicans come back to win in last inning, calling it now

So there are no pros to Nazis at all?
Hmm..

yes, and it was removed and she was pushed by a feral negro while people cheered him

He finally got the reps a base

It means baseball is great and never take it too seriously because there's always the next game

MY STATE IS UP!

Should I go back to my Chinese cartoons?

I'll write the fanfic

>the greatest baseball player in history
fixed that for ya

>a pro ball player who becomes president

Airdrop on iShit.

>RUSSIANS HACKED THE SCORECARD
>REPS USED PAID BOTS TO GET RUNS
>UMPIRE LEAKED BASEBALL RULES

2 strikes but after this post he hit a grounder past shortstop and made it to first. Could have made it to 2nd tho. First base coach not looking.

wtf fox 10.

DAMMIT RANDLET

kek confirms

Rand Paul TOOTBLAN. Fuck.

is there anything this man isn't or can't do?

Fox10 switches stream?

Yes

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lose

FUG

YARRRR

Wonder if Mayor Duke is watching the baseball game.
>webm related if democrats start losing

Did the Russians interfer with today's ballgame results? Hmm, perhaps we should have an investigation.

Just saying.

KEK WE NEED YOUR MEME MAGIC

DO NOT GIVE THE DEMS ANY VICTORIES

I used to whip 92's when I was younger
Too bad I sucked at batting

Love Roseanne

be my dad

FUCKING MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I hate Sven so much. We need to awooify this.

If you're too stupid to secure your shit anyone with a bluetooth enabled device and just pop in

>Dems literally shot one of their players
>Republicans STILL can't rally and win this game

>inb4 Nate Lithium gives the Dems a 97% chance of winning
>inb4 GOP comeback in the ninth

He's having a hard time tonight

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These mascots are awesome

So the Mueller thing is a confirmed leak, and not just (((sources)))? Great, then let's fire Mueller.

Alright these old fucks can play sports for a day, what's your excuse, user?

congressional republicans are pieces of shit

>Presidents Race