Racist joke thread

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OP

Things that entered OP's ass

When ever i see interracial porn i close the tab. Because scat is a huge turn off.

What do niggers and apples have in common?

They both look good hanging on a tree

Why do niggers smell like shit?

So blind people can hate them too.

>Muh racial, technological, superior civilization because social darwinism.
>Sees demographic trends
>MUH SUB HUMAN JOOS MUH SUBHUMANS 10 BABIES INFERIOR MINORITYS CONTROLLING EVERYTHING TURBO GOD MOD EVERYWHERE WE WUZ ARYANS N SHIET

Driver was an alcohol

why did hitler kill himself?

he saw the gas bill

We should give every black women 5000 dollars every-time they get an abortion because they just prevented a crime.

Who are you even talking to, seabiscuit?

What do you call a black college student in a wheel chair??

affirmative traction

why are gorillas always frowning? because they know in a million years they will be a nigger

>racist joke

i'd say your mother or sister
but they've both been touched one enough

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A nigger in 3rd grade asked his teacher why he has the biggest dick in the class
The teacher said "Son, that's because you're 18 years old"

I just wrote this for you guys. Okay.

MAN, Hitler fucked up...

Heres a classic one for you

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and rings.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take the plug out of the bath.

How do you stop an arab from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

How do you stop a paki from drowning?
Flush the toilet.

Kek, haven't heard that one before.
What does a black person do after sex?
Life in prison

what's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it

Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of dog shit?
>After a while the dog shit turns white and stops stinking.

How does a nigger woman know shes pregnant?

The cotton is picked off the end of her tampon

Google GPS plotted a course specifically going around the Projects when it would've been a minute or so faster passing through. I shit you not!

>Google is racist
>this shouldn't be hard to turn into a joke

why do niggers cry during sex?

pepper spray

A beaner, a nigger, and a gook walk into a bar.

Bar owner says "Get the fuck out"

What does a muslim do after sex?
Read her a bedtime story and tuck her in.

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Australia wins.

This one deserves a (you).
You mountain jews are alright, KEK

Why are all spics such fucking subhuman?

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Whats the difference between a nigger and windows 8.

Windows 8 sometimes works.

Why are Japanese people pedophiles?

man driving his truck sees a nigger walking on the side swerves and knocks nigger in ditch. few miles more sees another nigger walking on the side. swerves and knocks him into ditch. few more miles sees a preacher walking on the side. Man decides to white thing and give him a ride. few miles sees another nigger on the side of the road. Man thinks damn can't purposly swerve now. I will pretende to doze off swerve maybe gei lucky. man pretends to doze off and swerves towards the nigger. when he jerks back opens his eyes he says oh no did I hit him. The preacher says no. But I got him with the door.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Grind her up and sell her as kebab meat.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Put it back with the rest of the herd.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Explode.

What does a muslim do after sex?
Tell his uncle to pull out.

Why?

I think you're just a tad bit salty there, Abdul.

A Mexican walks into a bar and says to the black bartender, "gimme a beer, nigger."

The bartender demands that he ask politely, or he'll throw him out.

The Mexican then replies "okay, could I please have a drink, nigger?"

The bartender says "I don't think you get it. How about we switch places so you can see what it's like to get insulted?"

The Mexican agrees, and they switch places.

The bartender then says "gimme a drink, wetback"

The Mexican then proceeds to draw a pistol from his belt and says "we don't serve niggers here"

good

Because all of the older women died in the nuclear fire

why do niggers have long dicks?
because their sperm cant swim.

"OK class, raise a hand if you know anything about police officers."

"One hand is enough, Jamal."

knock knock

Who's there?

Muslim

get away from my fucking door.

What do bikes and niggers have in common?

They don't work if you take the chains off.

>first day of 1st grade
>I want each student to tell me what thier dad's job is and spell
>Suzy
>my dad is a cop. C-O--P
>Tyrone
>my dad is a pharmacist F-A-Uh-Uh
>that's fine Tyrone, go home tonight and have your dad teach you how to spell pharmicist
>Mickey
>my dad's a bookie B-O-O-K-I-E and if he where here he'd give you 10-1 that Tyrone won't be able to spell pharmacist tomorrow either

whats the difference between a nigger and a picnic table

the picnic table can support a family of four

Why does a nigger's coffin only has two handlers?
Since when trash bins have more than two handlers?

Did you ditch your history class?
Even Mudslims fucked your ass Pedro.
Spics are no better than mudshits.

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Never judge someone by the color of their skin, that's what the courts are for.

A muslim walks into a bar.
Barman: What'll it be?
Muslim: ALAAHKABARRRR
>shoots a few dozen people then explodes

>Remember the black guy on the >Jetsons?
(there wasn't one)
>What a bright looking future.

>niglet dies
>sees God
>asks "God, am I an angel?"
>God says "No nigger, you're a bat"

kek'd

What's the difference between a black man and a large pepperoni pizza?


A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

>nigger """""banter""""""

A muslim walks into a gay bar and says "shots for everyone!"

I remember the part where we killed them all and the jews as well.
Feels glorious.
A whole new crusades.
Then we took all the gold in south america.

Meanwhile, the muslims continued to fuck goats and eat sand.

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1(u)4u.

Why does an Auschwitz shower have 11 holes?
>Because jews have 10 fingers

How do you score a jewish grill's number?
>Roll up her sleeve

Once, I saw a nigger stealing a bike. I yelled "hey that's my bike!", but he got away. Imagine my relief when I saw it safely locked in my shed, polishing my shoes.

How do you start a riot in downtown Tel Aviv?
>Throw a shekel on the ground

What's a jewish paedophile's modus operandi?
>"Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

How do you short circuit a jew's brain?
>Offer him free bacon

I got more if wanted

It will take a lot less than a million years.

Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club. The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks."

Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!"

"Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! "

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How do you pick up a black chick?

Tell her God burned her skin in the oven so she'd be extra hot.

How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white woman?

Throw them a basketball.

How do you stop 5 Asians from raping a white woman?

Throw them a calculator.

What do you call a muslim that doesn't marry his sister?

A faggot.

Jonah Falcon is 13 inches long and white.

don't listen to this leaf, you know this is a leaf post.

How do you make a copper wire?

Throw a penny between two jews.

What's the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?

There's skidmarks in front of the dog.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


None.

Please

Also how long does it take for a black woman to pass a turd?
[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler}

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?

Roll up her sleeve.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagen?

In the ashtray.

How is copper wire made?

Two Jews find the same penny.

What did the Jewish pedophiles say to the child?

Wanna buy some candy?

How do you pick up a Jewish girl?

With a dustpan.

What do you call a flying Jew?

Smoke.

good southern humor

Hehe.

What do you do when you see half a nigger
>quit laughing and reload
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Why don't you shoot abos
>waste of a wet suit
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A Jew, Irishman and Catholic walk into a bar
>the bartender says 'get the fuck out'
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “
>Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Why is aspirin white?
>cause it works

+1

funny and practical

Why do jewish women prefer circumcised men?
>They can't resist anything that's 10% off.

Why do niggers smell so bad?
>So blind people can hate them too.

What do people and jellybeans have in common?
>Nobody likes the black ones.

How do they find the richest black guy?
>Throw a quarter at a guy
How do you know who's the richest after a week?
>Find the guy who shot the guy with the quarter

What do you call a nigger?

A nigger.

That's all I got

What do you call a black woman who's has 15 abortions
>a fucking hero
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What do you call a fly in a bottle?
>Aboriginal vibrator
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Three black men jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first, who wins?
>society
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. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
>put food on the ceiling

a nigger a spic and a white guy riding in country and car breaks down. it is getting late so a local farmer tells them they can sleep in his barn till morning as long as they stay clear of his daughter. during the night all three fuck his daughter. when they wake up the farmers holding a shotgun on them and instrucks them to go pick their favorite vegetable from his garden. the white returns with a cucumber. farmer tell him to bend over and shoves it up his ass. spic comes back with a squash. famer shoves it up his ass. then both white guy and spic are laughing. farmer them what's so damn funny? they tell him they were just thinking of the poor nigger coming with a watermelon.

A muslim, a jew and a nigger are sitting at a table.
The nigger says ooga booga, the jew and the arab both say something that sounds like they are deepthroating a dildo made of loose sand and fine dust, and someone sets them all on fire with a flamethrower.

The end.

What's the difference between batman and a black man?
>Batman can go into a store without robin.

That's grandpa's old joke... God bless you, user.

Whats the difference between Santa and a jew?

Santa goes down the chimney

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

>The bucket

I came up with one

>what's the one word that people hate to hear besides wet back

>moist back

Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
>Under his work boots

KEK

What do you call a nigger in a library

Storystealer

I'm stealing this one to tell my co-workers tomorrow during lunch break, user.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
>The large pizza can feed a family of four.

Actually dog shit doesn't turn white anymore because they don't use ground up bones as filler anymore because people got soft and health conscious about their fucking dogs. So now they use grains instead.

What's the difference between an irishman and a nigger?
Charles Darwin says "nothing".