Hey guys, it's the Australian here that has been warning you about Yellowstone for years now. My geologist mates have been warning me about this for YEARS now. A lot of them now live in Australia, and the rest are now leaving America now.
I usually joked about this, but this is the first time my friends have told me that this is the first big one of many to come. Yellowstone is going to blow any geological second now.
Animals have left the park, fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
Is this related to the increase in methane levels, and the plane doing laser reading flying around there? What are the chances if it goes off, its going to be a massive shitstorm.
Colton Nguyen
just tell me when IT BLOWS
Hunter Lewis
Oh my god will you shut the fuck up. Somebody should make a bidding website where we can bid on these shitty happenings. Would be fun emptying retards' wallets. Would be even better if they could provide a time-updated receipt of purchase for people to prove they put their money where their mouth is, like a timestamp.
Nolan Long
>Fish have left the lakes
Carter Cox
hope it kills me, i dont want to work tomorrow
Charles Rodriguez
When rocks don't get your nuts off
Saged faggot
Blake Scott
Oh, you'll know when it blows.
Jason Price
Finally all amerishits are gonna die
Nathaniel Collins
This same post again.... fuck off with your fish.
Owen Reed
>fish have left the lakes
Almost had me
Henry Jenkins
>fish have left the lakes
Xavier Hill
How exactly did the fish leave the lakes?
Hunter Adams
>ey guys, it's the Australian here that has been warning you about Yellowstone for years now.
It's all good. The pocalips cannot be avoided.
Nicholas Campbell
But how can I be really certain that it blows?
Cameron Murphy
>fish have left the lakes to find better places to live ...only sort of
Nathan Ward
Yellowstone is a meme desu, like 2012 etc, it has no pressure cap.....it will erupt here and there to build one, but the whole process of building a pressure cap will likely take millions of years.
Jacob Ross
Those trouters.
Kevin Scott
check google stats for spike in searches for "lake of fire"
Jason Bell
>implying the fish have always been there
Cooper Roberts
Great thing about living in Alaska. Not on your lower 48 cucked power grid, won't see explosion, and the jet stream is blowing the other way. Have fun in your preppers wet dream
Sebastian Cox
>Yellowstone to explode says increasily nervous man for the 100th time in a week.
Gabriel Diaz
>In secondary ash zone well worst case I go get filters and go dusty mad max
James Carter
America looks wonderful. Too bad it's full of Americans.
Oliver Mitchell
anyone who lives within a quarter length of the united states away from the yellowstone park will die Pompeii style from the molten ash.
Henry Morris
I live in northern Colorado. How fucked am I?
Lincoln White
sucks to be you
Owen Green
can you please define the length of a geographical second in standard seconds? not all of us have advanced rock science degrees.
Angel Nguyen
>All the fish have left the lakes to find better places to live.
Jose Wilson
>falling for this for the newfags which I KNOW all of you faggots in here are, this is a fairly common pasta right next to the >tfw forklift driver
Be sure to sage these and move on
Jayden Hughes
or it could start a few hundred thousand years of lava floods covering a few million square miles (like previously)
I think you're more inclined to empty retards' balls
'Cause you're gay
And like balls
Of retarded men.
Lincoln Jenkins
unless the eartquakes go up to 6.0 and keep getting stronger there is no happening. Anything under 6.0 is not a happening unless the whole west coast shaking.
Hudson Brooks
>fish have left the lake
Do the deer have any dough to get the buck out?
Austin Taylor
Leaf shit talking post means it's probably real.
Jose Davis
>french talking shit about americans wew lad. you've got some of your own immediate problems right now , and americans arent one of them. pic related, faggot
Sebastian Smith
I live in Idaho right next to it, fuck.
Bentley Cooper
And how far do those fish plan on moving?
Jace Powell
You'll be left with the worst Americans, Floridians. I believe they are far enough south that the ash won't affect them.
Lets plug it up with Hillary's fat ass to try and contain it
Nicholas Stewart
true. it's only the nature that's beautiful. the cities are smashed, built around the automobile, aesthetics or longevity are secondary if that.
dont lament. you live in a country where the nature AND cities are beautiful... and it's not full of americans.
Oliver Taylor
Whats a swarm?
Jaxson Young
do you have any webms where you shoot people
Elijah Reyes
>implying that America and Americans are not at the source of all the hardships and cultural shifts we have been facing since the end of WW2 "We are a migrant country" is a blatant paradigm on the cancerous nature of your culture.
Jayden Murphy
>fish have left the lakes How?
Noah Butler
>mfw I read that as "I can relate to the increase in methane levels"
Caleb Roberts
I'm ready, let it happen
Dominic Rivera
Nobody goes where I hang out.
Sebastian Smith
I live on the edge of the east coast so at least I wouldn't be kill immediately. A shame for West Coast anons.
Leo Bennett
This. Thanks for the laugh OP
Lucas Garcia
i will be finding a cozy cave here
Angel Parker
you think wisconsin would be pretty much fucked? 10-30 millimeters is a lot of ash. but at the same time its not all at once. though you likely wouldnt be able to live very long term.
Jace Nelson
you forgot the part about lighting coming from the vents and the rangers not being able to find the park zebras
Jason Rodriguez
is organge belt kill?
David Reyes
>fish have left the lakes
Luke Garcia
>tfw in billings
Ryder White
hey idiot THUNDER comes out of vents
Logan Taylor
>the fish have all turned gay
Tyler Campbell
>fish have left the lakes
Austin Wright
From wikipedia:
>Studies and analysis may indicate that the greater hazard comes from hydrothermal activity which occurs independently of volcanic activity. Over 20 large craters have been produced in the past 14,000 years, resulting in such features as Mary Bay, Turbid Lake, and Indian Pond which was created in an eruption about 1300 BC. >A study published in GSA Today identified three fault zones that future eruptions are most likely to be centered on.[40] Two of those areas are associated with lava flows aged 174,000–70,000 years, and the third area is a focus of present-day seismicity
A super eruption isn't very likely which is good because it would kill some of the whitest areas of the US. Worst we could see is a new lava flow or more likely an one-off hydrothermal explosion that would just make a new crater lake.
Jack Anderson
all good in sunny florida
Isaiah Stewart
link to credible source for info or fuck off back to middle earth.
Kayden Williams
You didn't need to warn us about Yellowstone. We've known for decades about the super volcano that's there. Also stop teasing.
Logan Davis
Sure is.
Luis Lee
Forgot to mention it's past it cycle of erupting. It's only a matter of not if but when.
Cameron Morris
>new crater lake. Sweet, a new tourist attraction.
Evan Edwards
post your jewtube account, I want to see more Alaskan beauty
John Turner
Yeah and that small bit of Texas is in the clear too. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure this map only displays the initial effects (not calculating ash carried to other places via weather and such). So all this means is that east coast anons wouldn't die immediately but everyone in the United States is reasonably going to get fucked at some point.
Joseph Martin
Not like the Crater Lake volcano in Oregon but a shallow bowl shaped crater called a maar. Those only erupt once.
Carson Richardson
Should be a good view from Seattle
Joshua Rodriguez
>tfw mexico builds wall to keep murishits out
Brody Campbell
Based Ethiopian knows what's up. Keep ignoring those fires
Gabriel Lee
>mexico builds wall Mexicans cant even build a stable government.
Ryan Diaz
tfw in the clear
Brody Russell
Fuck off axis cult members
Nicholas Lopez
That's a shame. Seen enough of those already.
Lucas Wood
to be fair it's easier to build a wall than a stable government
Cooper Lopez
Where? Do you live in Oregon?
Joseph Allen
The skies will darken. The next ice age will come. What can we do to prevent global cooling?
Carson Turner
Gelogical second is somewhat like 10kys.
Lucas Torres
>Plane doing laser reading
What do you mean? Do you know what model of what it looked like?
